Roast me? Get in there deep. I want to feel hurt today

Roast me? Get in there deep. I want to feel hurt today.

Not going to "roast you", but did you just finish crying before you took this pic? I'm actually quite curious.

you're an attractive young man with his entire life ahead of him

You are actually pretty damn cute, but get some sleep young man. You look either tired or high, or both.

She does not thin of you, ever

Solid 8/10 op, would fuck (no homo)

She does not think of you, ever

id suck ur dick, and let you tit fuck me

What gender are you supposed to be, OP?

Well, more specifically, what sex were you born as?

8.5/10 would bang
Totes homo

You ol' ground beef lookin ass nigga

You ol' tip toe thru the tulips lookin ass nigga

Your pretty fucking hot

You ol' not havin lunch money lookin ass nigga

...

You ol' wearin shoes when you swim lookin ass nigga

You're so cute, would love to have you as a boyfriend

You ol' not wipin yo butt enough lookin ass nigga

You ol' scratch n sniff lookin ass nigga

He has Hila Klein eyes, that's how you know he's being abused.

You couldn't fuck a chick with a bag of dicks.

You ol' not settin up yo voicemail correctly lookin ass nigga

Theres an incoming legion of people way uglier than you who want you, your family and your friends all dead and theres nothing you can do to stop them.

Strange to develop feelings for the person who does that

You were better in cooties than those annoying lord of the rings films.

You ol' 2 sip takin lookin ass nigga

I fond you extremely handsome. Definitely would lick ass. 9/10

Cry every time

you look cute

just get some damn sleep you fucking faggot

You ol' not makin your bed in the morning lookin ass nigga

That one cuts deep

He cried after he told his parent he was a homosexual.

Bit hairy bro

Also very true

Fucking pussy is homosexuality -- only on Cred Forums.

So I'm Elijah Wood? Not much of a roast

Wouldn't need a bag, mine is pretty solid.

I do have a harry ass

You'll never succeed in life so you might as well become an hero.

You ol' red wagon pullin lookin ass nigga

Your roasts are, of the following:

>nigger
>homo
>insert the most unoriginal comment here
>Cred Forums
>Cred Forums

Gtfo

Show us how

Don't get it. 0/10

post a timestamp nigger

You ol' sugar ray listening to lookin ass nigga

Calls someone homo
>jerks off to reach sexual gratification
>alfa

I know

get some fucking sleep

Sweet

Male and I "identify" as male

You ol' non recycling lookin ass nigga

Present said tits.

EWWWW i dont want to touch that

you are on Cred Forums bro, if female, post tits, if male, post dick.. you know the rules...

...

Come and look at it

Yeah no thanks

Bump

I love your hair

Oh look, it's another "Pat" who is obvs underag3 b4nned. I can smell your androgynous cunt from across the boards.

I try, you think it would help?

Ur gey XDDDDDDDDDDD

Watch out!!

Ty

I recycle

You're gai

Oh look that one poster

I wish I was

You probably still pee the bed. Did your mommy buy you a bed cover to stop staining the mattress? Does your parent know your gay? I bet you think girls are icky and prefer it up the poopshoot!

6/10. I don't know why I expected anything more, the peepee stuff was okay

Bump

Let me sum the roast up:.
Bunch of nobodies roasting on deepwebs

in that case, FUCK OFF...

How about my attempt at growing facial hair

You look like the kinda person who actually paid for Winrar, stupid cuck

Only an idiot would grow his beard during summer

>using winrar
>not knowing the person, who even helped make it all possible

Said the virgin who couldn't grow at any time.