Roast me? Get in there deep. I want to feel hurt today.
Roast me? Get in there deep. I want to feel hurt today
Not going to "roast you", but did you just finish crying before you took this pic? I'm actually quite curious.
you're an attractive young man with his entire life ahead of him
You are actually pretty damn cute, but get some sleep young man. You look either tired or high, or both.
She does not thin of you, ever
Solid 8/10 op, would fuck (no homo)
She does not think of you, ever
id suck ur dick, and let you tit fuck me
What gender are you supposed to be, OP?
Well, more specifically, what sex were you born as?
8.5/10 would bang
Totes homo
You ol' ground beef lookin ass nigga
You ol' tip toe thru the tulips lookin ass nigga
Your pretty fucking hot
You ol' not havin lunch money lookin ass nigga
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You ol' wearin shoes when you swim lookin ass nigga
You're so cute, would love to have you as a boyfriend
You ol' not wipin yo butt enough lookin ass nigga
You ol' scratch n sniff lookin ass nigga
He has Hila Klein eyes, that's how you know he's being abused.
You couldn't fuck a chick with a bag of dicks.
You ol' not settin up yo voicemail correctly lookin ass nigga
Theres an incoming legion of people way uglier than you who want you, your family and your friends all dead and theres nothing you can do to stop them.
Strange to develop feelings for the person who does that
You were better in cooties than those annoying lord of the rings films.
You ol' 2 sip takin lookin ass nigga
I fond you extremely handsome. Definitely would lick ass. 9/10
Cry every time
you look cute
just get some damn sleep you fucking faggot
You ol' not makin your bed in the morning lookin ass nigga
That one cuts deep
He cried after he told his parent he was a homosexual.
Bit hairy bro
Also very true
Fucking pussy is homosexuality -- only on Cred Forums.
So I'm Elijah Wood? Not much of a roast
Wouldn't need a bag, mine is pretty solid.
I do have a harry ass
You'll never succeed in life so you might as well become an hero.
You ol' red wagon pullin lookin ass nigga
Your roasts are, of the following:
>nigger
>homo
>insert the most unoriginal comment here
>Cred Forums
>Cred Forums
Gtfo
Show us how
Don't get it. 0/10
post a timestamp nigger
You ol' sugar ray listening to lookin ass nigga
Calls someone homo
>jerks off to reach sexual gratification
>alfa
I know
get some fucking sleep
Sweet
Male and I "identify" as male
You ol' non recycling lookin ass nigga
Present said tits.
EWWWW i dont want to touch that
you are on Cred Forums bro, if female, post tits, if male, post dick.. you know the rules...
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Come and look at it
Yeah no thanks
Bump
I love your hair
Oh look, it's another "Pat" who is obvs underag3 b4nned. I can smell your androgynous cunt from across the boards.
I try, you think it would help?
Ur gey XDDDDDDDDDDD
Watch out!!
Ty
I recycle
You're gai
Oh look that one poster
I wish I was
You probably still pee the bed. Did your mommy buy you a bed cover to stop staining the mattress? Does your parent know your gay? I bet you think girls are icky and prefer it up the poopshoot!
6/10. I don't know why I expected anything more, the peepee stuff was okay
Bump
Let me sum the roast up:.
Bunch of nobodies roasting on deepwebs
in that case, FUCK OFF...
How about my attempt at growing facial hair
You look like the kinda person who actually paid for Winrar, stupid cuck
Only an idiot would grow his beard during summer
>using winrar
>not knowing the person, who even helped make it all possible
Said the virgin who couldn't grow at any time.