28yr old femamon. Crushing hard on 42y old normie. He hinted b4 with curious stares. 7 years from our first encounter. Nothing has happened thus far. Now both aingle....What do to make the move. Does it have to be me????
Askinf the old fags 36+
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Rape him. Is there a better way?
Would it be received well??
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all you have to do is talk to the guy
Just straight up tell him you want to fuck.
Also this.
Depends on your rape skill.
rape skill? its not a fucking dump stat.
first off shave those damn armpits
This.
Also armpit hair.
38 year old guy here. Just speaking for myself I don't hit on younger women because of the dirty old man stigma. If they open the door, though, then it's on. Maybe ask him if he's into younger women and see if he takes the hint?
Obviously. It's a specialization you unlock at level 25. You need 10 skill points for it.
Op here. What would his response be?? All i can imagine is intense full on eye contact fucking and squirt everywhere. Or else awkward moment of denial.or else feelimg too old. What could i expect from a man 14 years my senior??
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Get off Cred Forums Emily.
The only one real enough
My armpit hair is an issue for some mostly none. Been growing all past 4 months for non feminist reasons
have a few drinks, text him, send him a few funny memes, 'accidentally' send nude, see reaction
universal tactic for all ages. your only risk is if he goes full gentleman on you, in which case you have to say 'well since you've seen it now, do you like it?'
is this picture a joke?
No.
I love it, can we see more?
oldfag here. It's been so long, he probably wrote it off. just rekindle it by saying something nice at whatever level is appropriate. but needs to be clear and not subjective.
"you're amazing. i'm so excited you're single now"
"i'm waiting on you to ask me out for a date"
"if you ask me on a date, I'll say yes"
Just want to feel the physical lust. I just imagine intensity. He lives like half a mile away from me...uuuhhhh
then timestamp it you dumb fuck.
Why unshaven armpits?
I am 42 years old, and my girlfriend is 25. We met at a club for a mutual girlfriend's birthday. We both thought the other was cute, so danced and flirted, end of the night exchanged numbers. From there we texted for a while, met up for concerts and shit, things just continued and eventually she moved in. While we were dating, there were a lot of long steamy lunchtime hookups...
Enthusiastic bout natural health believe it or not.
I think you are a fat man that pretends to be women on the internet for (you)'s.
All you have to do is TIMESTAMP GODDAMNIT.
Agreed. You should post timestamp, preferably with the vag.
Mmmmm...i do not know why but yhe age thing just seems like a major turn on. But only really felt that past year and a half roughly. Before would have grossed me out. But dammn so interested to experience. I have a feeling he would fucking bury me. I just wanna ride him so bad.
CUUUUUUCK
Hold up
How is liking hairy armpits being a cuck?
Get off my board fucking retard!
47 year old married dude.
Shave everything first, then just say "Hey! Want to fuck?"
Guaranteed win.
>Can we see more?
"Please mommy" implied
kek
Elaborate further please
Newfag and a cuck. Betafag would better replace cuck I suppose. I'll bet you're a bottom.
Grab dick. It'll happen or it wont, femanon/mananon
What did she say that was retarded, edge fag?
Being polite is for faggots. This is anonymous. We are legion. We have to be rude on the internet because it makes us feel superior.
As a female that is now married to someone of similar age, try this: "so... Are we gonna make out, or what...?"
For sure works. Every time.
Fair enough, shall I suck your cock now?
You take it so seriously, just be chill nigga
SHAVE YOUR FUCKING PITS YOU INGRATE
No nigger cuck jew faggot. Get autism and kys. Tits or gtfo. Mods!
So be it!!
>no tits
kys my man
love it
Do you just want to go to pound town, or do you want to live there? This will greatly effect the advice.
It's because you want to bang your dad. You have daddy issues. See a therapist, get your fucked up life together.
Tits in first pic u absolute reprobate
your tits are missing. its time to rope your windpipe.
Na dad is like over 3 times his age. Plus in no way appealling. Ha!
That's got me a couple of times. Good advice.
1) shave. Men generally prefer that. If the odd thing happens and he is into a big bus (don't count on it) then let it grow again.
2) your going to have to make a move.
Either he don't want to or something about you intimidate him. Possibly the fact that he thinks you are taken. Or he is actually taken.
Has anyone got subject related pron
Sounds like a pissy young buck angry because he can get pussy. Yeah, being a bitchy jealous faggot plays so well with the girls.
I was 25 and he was 41 when we started seeing each other. Best sex, no contest. They don't shoot as soon, they're less aggressive (in dangerous or inappropriate situations) and they're kinder in my experience. I already know I have daddy issues, whatever. Do what makes you happy. Try asking him out, be yourself. If you just want sex, tell him directly you're interested. If you want something more... Still be direct. Good luck, sister.
Na love my pits. Id imagine he would like it. plus he probably knows. I got nothin to hide cept telling him i want to fuck
who makes the first move depends on your personalities. In general tho, if you throw enough attention his way via text, casual touching, and harmless date-making, he should get the hint within a couple weeks--or probably much much sooner. This won't be the case if he's a fucking loser, gay, or sexually boring.
Damn never thought id have such waaaant for this type of experience. I dont think i have daddy issues though to motivate what i am feeling now. He used to taxi me to and from work and wpuld just talk and make eachother laugh. Then had met on nights out accidentally through mutual friends. Want to be on him NOW
Hop onto any major pornsite.
This is what he is into.
How many outside the 'hairy' subfetish has hair other places than above eyes?
I wanna fuck his brother too which is annoying .
so text him u slut
Don't do the beta, femanon...express yourself verbally and most importantly physically, and your Brit knight will take care of the rest
I guess I should have known from you requesting advice from Cred Forums that you have issues...
Shit happens. You'll only be this age once. If you're into him, talk to him about it. Best bet: present it as casual interest. That's less intimidating. If you walk in there talking about how you're in love or you want to be devoted to his D, you'll probably scare him off if he's normal. Take it slow, try out the goods. Try to have a good time and realize that most men that age won't take you seriously before you go in on it.
I have been bald in the intimate places and hair and sexual exerience has always been as good. Have come to a point where no fucks given when the hornyness kicks in. More fun the less care of what i look like. Only seems to be my problem if i do care...
You're going to have to pick one or the other
Agree. You may only dip from the same pond once.
Translation
>SJW
>approaching wall
>need to mooch off of someone
>how do?
Oh for fuck sakes.
Heres your line
Oh "normie" can you believe im single? Maybe im not attractive... do you think im cute? Then why havent you asked me out?
Dont go in super slut but also dont go full timid eithrler
His bro seems more sensitive. But possibly brutal behind closed doors...curiosity kills me. I dont wanna try out both and compare though. I thought i liked the brother more (38) but past 10 nights have dreamt bout the older brother. Insanely good dreams
itt: fags help a fag cope with his faggotry.
Lol
Obvious samefag