Im off the chart... to the right side : /

>fully erect
>fully erect
>not fully erect

Cuck thread.

that's about 4.5 inches right there, user.

that your ballsack, dude. you don't include that in the length of your penis

also think id be in that range... just realizing now i left some space between these! maybe i could have fit an 8th if i closed the gaps & got a bit harder

Got me

Those are all way too big. You guys need to stop watching porn if you think that's normal.

nice bait

I just tried this to see how many I could fit and all three George Washingtons laughed at me.

normal is not the one on the right either

Mmhm. I want to bend over and take those three rulers up the fartbox.

are you legitimately under 4 inches? are you OP or are there two of you in here?

What's not normal about that one?

correct me if i'm wrong but im pretty sure normal is ~6.2 which is somewhere between the two on the right...

thats not how you measure a dick, you put the ruler on top

its 5.5x4.7

Average is 5"-6''
7" is above average
8" is big

sorry im using the average length for caucasians

im like 8-9 and honesly if i was 5-6 i would be happier.

barely over six. ok girth tho.

I am under 4 not op

like this?

thoughts?

i love how everyone puts the ruler lower than their penis.

learn how to measure your 5" penis, user

Digging the ruler into your fat and pubes

Top boozoo kys small dick faggot

looks like someone has to almost impale themselves to get the extra inch! KEK

iv been lurking this thread but like dude. could you obviously be more insecure about your small dick

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sort of, but without pressing the thing 2 entire inches into your pelvis. notice how the 2" mark is essentially your base? subtract 2 inches or REST it on top. no digging in to make it look bigger.

I just took the time to comment on your dick, and you're still the faggot.

shit looks like it is all clear for launch
kekekekek

so is the average penis length you quote "bone pressed" or not bone-pressed? I thought you were supposed to measure by pressed into the fat pad... i mean everyone does right?

r8 me m80s

Elaborate please

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Hot cock

>ive been lurking this thread
Wow did you get triggered that much?
Kek I have a bigger dick than you user
Stay mad

i dont like it when girls get scared of size. i dont like it when im tryna bust a nut but like this bitch is tellin me to slow down and dont go all the way in. like. im tryna find a nice girl, like sweat and kind. and most sweat and kind girls dont really sleep around alot. so its just hard to deal with sluts wanting yoru dick but they dont get you hard. ya feel?

No, from the start of the base where its actually visible

>Kek I have a bigger dick than you user
i cant even at this point lmao

>sweat girls
>sweat

5 inch dick and want to kill myself

Thanks guys

7 is absolutely humongous.its top 99 percentile
everyone posting here is retarded

yes.

>I cant even at this point lmao
Ahh the teen angst resides with your autism levels
As I was saying...
Kek I still have a bigger dick than you user

my half chub dick, pointing straight south, is almost this long.

doubt it
but what ever helps you sleep at night

Yum. Got a kik?

5 is average user
How is your girth?

kek

a little over 3 but if i stretch it, it's almost 4

yeah, I sleep v well knowing I have a bigger dick than you shimpy

lol no not like that at all

you're one strange dude. you havent even seen my dick

ohh... hmm.. then like this?

lol does your dick work like a compass, but instead it points straight south?

pics mean jack shit, especially vids with no measurements

these are all pressed in.

Ayy I got the same amount

If you wanna some inches more you can always try jelquin
All those idiots saying it doesn't work it's cause they dont know how it works

Thunderplace or pegym
Read first user, surf those sites and take a decision by yourself

lol no, but now i can guess that from your hand grabbing it and given the average american male hand your probably average or a little above, I'd say 5.5 to 6.5 inches

Literal dick measuring contest?

my hands are actually tiny, about the size of a smaller person's hands, so my dick is bigger than you have guessed

girth?

i dont know who the other guy with the tiny hands is, but here i am clocking in over 5.5 while at half-mast

>measuring
and at full mast, you're a wopping 5.75 inches.

I feel so faggish from looking at this posting.

...sigh

push them together you fucking cunt

wanna suck my cock?

lolololol

it's not gay if you post dick

i feel ya man

2in cock here at your service.

lol ive litterally been trying to fit that 8th one... ive found that its extremely difficult to stay hard whilst stacking quarters on one's dick...

Don't feel bad about your dick, man. It's big enough to fuck a girl.

pics or it didnt happen.

Trump?

maybe if your dick was bigger, you wouldn't have any problems.

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mine's exactly the length of an S7 edge, so a little shy of 6 inches i think

kek

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the head of my penis alone not that much shorter than your dick... and it probably IS a lot fatter than yours, amiright?

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Yup

ugliest dick i've seen all hour.

why is your dick black?

This is all there is to life now that the survival aspect of your existence has been thrown out of the window, get used to it.

Other options are:

1. Leave Cred Forums for good
2. Kill yourself

Why the fuck does your hand look like some deformed foot rubbing up against your dick?

wasps stung his hand and dick

Got a kik?

based on your own size specification... photoshop scaling and.... you guys side by side!

i get off to this stuff.

well then its your turn to show your dick and a ruler

YOU ARE LITTLE PERIOD

Me too.

HOLY FUCK. IF YOU DIG THAT RULER ANY DEEPER YOU'LL RUPTURE YOUR LIVER.

2" ADDED SO YOU ARE 5.5". CONGRATS.

My right cocks bigger than my left cock.

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LOL......FUCK OF. IT'S ALL BULLSHIT TO SELL YOU BULLSHIT PRODUCTS.

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Dubs for double dicks

>tfw your cock is bigger than middle
Checking those quints for you

user have you been dipping your dick in brown suger? Mom has told you many times to use a dick bag if your going to do that. Now look at you!

middle is only like 6.5 inches ... look at where the ruler starts

Photoshopper let's kik

/thread

Those are quads nigger

That makes me feel even better

Middle is shopped

what does this quads / quints lingo mean

>being that guy
Fuck off, I'm tired

theyre all shopped -- i scaled them to match size of the rulers & rotation as best i could...

Underrated post

you're measuring wrong again and flaccid length has no connection to erect length. so no

THIS IS WHAT SMALL DICKED GUYS SAY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE A SMALL FLACCID TURN INTO A HUGE ERECT. NEVER SMALL DICKED FAG

well, i'm not huge, but i have a solid 5.8 inches hard that shrinks to under an inch soft. so yeah, they shrink down quite a bit

Grower not a shower am I right???

lol -- im not the all caps guy -- but agreed with him that, yeah, im bigger than you

7.5 inch here and my dick has looked about 3 inches before flaccid. Not showing it to a bunch of faggots though.

the sheer magnitude of the size difference is so crazy to me -- how long is the dick on the right?

yes you can, its hard fact dumb dumb, erect length and flaccid length have no correlation

8 1/2 here shrinks to about 2inches max when flaccid.

how on earth could you possibly know that

I have, however, seen your dick and know for a fact mine is bigger

definitely, the damn thing is practically nonexistent when it's soft

Somewhere between 5-6 inches

based on the way you talk. trust me - ive met and fucked like 20 or 30 dudes... ive known going into the bedroom every time which ones im gonna be bigger than

Same fag.. I'm in the same boat fuckin sucks also I have a skin disorder that gives me white patches on my skin soo that's on my dick too #cow dick

more like 4.5

4 inch tops

lol, wtf are you talking about. you don't even know how to measure your own dick correctly

dude i have literally seen your dick and mine. trust me- mines bigger

so when you whip it out for a girl that's on her knees, proudly ask "got milk?"

Yeah then she gets featured on a got milk poster that they post in school cafeterias

TOP KEK

youtube.com/watch?v=QCdfcUSZy6k

I'm a grower, so depending on how hard I am it can be anywhere from 5 to 7.

Haven'tfappedinmonthsmorningwood mode is over 7, that's all know. My hand is about 7 inches and from base to tip it extends more than a centimeter past.

i-is it cute, user?

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lmao i hope no girl is unfortunate enough to be greeted with whatever it is you call that thing lol

dude no one's erect dick length changes by 2 inches from day to day - you just have a 5 inch penis, okay?

I'm slightly above 6 inches but it looks like a micropenis flaccid (also because I'm a fat fuck)

I think he means sweet as in a nice girl that can handle his dick, but to be honest it sounds like hes boasting and its just baiting.

Rolled up measuring tape hiding behind your thumb here, buddy.

very tiny. i'm guessing it doesn't get much use lol

2 inches is pushing it, but erection strength can definitely vary. if i'm super fucking horny, i can usually get an extra 3/8 of an inch or so.

nice precum - can we see one with a ruler?

Long boy

Can't get hard as I just jacked it, but I'm only packing 4 1/2 inches, girth about the size of a C cell battery. Not bragging, its far from large, but it was enough to land a girl and have a daughter with her.

You guys'll be fine. Confidence and money will usually win over most chicks.

lool

I think it's 7in I'm 2

Lol, why are we all so gay

Thanks dad...

LMFAO THIS GUY MEASURED DOWN TO HIS NUTS

You can see the metal tab under his thumb, retard.

yeah this guy is tiny - i think he admitted to 4.5 earlier in the thread with a "you got me"... which means he's probably shorter than that & was just happy to take 4.5

Cute indeed
Id suck you off

No homo

nice attempt trying to defend yourself, retard

Haha long boy

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How do you satisfy a woman with that?

Dont you feel lost when a big butt girl needs to be taken from behind?

Why does it post like this every time D:

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yummy dick

they most likely don't get off but more likely than that is he doesn't have sex. you definitely aren't going to get any positive word of mouth going.

you're measuring wrong... my guess is you measure in at just under 5.5!

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bad measurement. you're only just above 5 inches.

Ruler please! no one knows whether thats the tiny bic or the normal sized one

pain in the ass trying to measure this curved thing

It is just like that when I started masturbating at age 11 or so my dick was even bigger than his is now.

Just hard to imagine for me how to perform well in bed with that, sorry.

you got what you got op. Make it work. Bitches love little dicks cause they get hard as fuck

what the fuck is that in the back ground?

yeah what the fuck - how did you bend that thing so hooked? does it hurt people when you attempt to force it inside?

reminds me of the square peg round role puzzle in pre-school...

G'day mate!

What, you haven't heard??
You're suppose to pack your balls inside the vagina during fornication.

something my grandmother sent me recently D:

pics

5.5 inches.

not sure, that's how its looked since forever, and yeah anal is pretty much impossible unless i can get in there just right

looks almost exactly like mine lol.

don't worry, it is enough to fuck women, no problems

>dude no one's erect dick length changes by 2 inches from day to day
Well mine does. If you're a grower, that means the blood pressure can vary.

When I say 5-7 I don't mean it changes max size day to day, I mean that sometimes I'm softer than usual. My dick is less of an off-on switch and more of a scale.

YEAH BUT MOT WOMEN ARE AS FORGIVING AS YOUR MOM

if any of you little dick nerds every get a girlfriend, you have to witness her getting fucked buy a real cock. like a thick, veiny 9 inch bbc. the sounds they make when getting fucked by that vs your dick is truly amazing.

I'm 8x6. Still trying PE experimentally with stretches to see if 8.5" is possible and doing foreskin restoration. Due to girth without items to compare to my penis doesn't look at long as it is.

pics

Pics please

8 inches is so far off the charts this has got to be called out -- ruler in pic and "/b 9/28"

like this

Mine changes by .5" depending on blood flow for sure. Grower too and how much blood I hold dictates girth and length.

I'm in the middle of my stretches right now. Just got back off the gym. I'll post my dick in another thread with a ruler etc maybe later tonight. Have another 20/30 minutes of these left. It's part of my routine just like the gym is.

Fucking hot more like this please
I love the sizes comparison stuff

yep, witness how are woman reacts to getting fucked by a real cock is something everyone with a little dick has to witness.

with sound:
webmshare.com/Wn7jd

Alright, my dad is up. When that annoying prick goes to bed I'll try to get my boner going. Takes a bit to fill up with blood so I need him gone.

The cock on the right has to shave pubes to look longer

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Yes like this. The angle adds inches. Take it from above not infront and above

This is the correct way to measure you Dumb fucks. You press it to the pubic bone on top. It's literally the only way to have consistency in measuring.

To measure you put it on top, not the side or bottom. Press it back to the pubic bone. Tara, you know your measurement

P-please go on

thank you! and trust me -- all the 'average length' stuff people quoted in here is based on this way of measuring -- "bone-pressed penis length" -- google it

>My hands are small
>That means my dicks bigger
>Wut

Smaller hands would make your dick LOOK bigger than it really is

about 5 inches

lol so true - no one called him out on this

please do it with a ruler and from above!! i love 5 inch cock

hard to make a live pic of it with ruler.
broke my arm and barely can type

but here an older one
12,5 i would say

Then Id say Im 5.6" NBP
imo BP measure is just useful for seeing a consistent grow while doing jelquing

Im 6.5" BP then but it's like lying cause that inch isn't visible

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I get that but it's the best current measurement. Good call on NBPL

Any luck on jelqing? I did it for a while but it takes too much dedication for my taste. I do stretch and it helps a bit

but most of that inch goes into the vagina / asshole if you thrust... and thats what we're competing for here, right?

rate?

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Not really
If it's like that, girth is more important

Lenght is more for bragging and blowjobs cause 5"-7" can make a good job being average and above average imo

ill give you 13cm because you're small anyways -- so thats 5.1 inches --- what's your girth? wrap a string around the thickest point and then measure that

yess~

this picture is from online, i know it well. nice try

tfw they add an inch just cuz of powerfucking the thing in their pubic fat

really thin but suckable

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Idk I think adding Length in NBP is no nedded due to girth measure has nothing to do with it anyways

Also yes, jelquing needs patient and dedication but results are granted in 6 months
Just dont over do it and start slow with a good warm up

And try kegels for better erections

Nice

How this make you feel?
Not mine but curious

>not posting timestamps
FAIL

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that chiatzou?

Wow! I would love to get on my knees and beg to let me suck your superior cok.

the bigger one here is mine

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waiting for this dude

does anyone here have a perfect straight 6"-exact cock on a ruler? that's what i'm waiting for...

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all i got, but im proud of it

A little off-topic here, but I was thinking that this may be a good thread to ask about this in.

I'm curious, have any of you tried Viagra or Cialis or something similar? If so, what all benefits did it provide? Obviously, it's supposed to do a great job of helping someone to get and maintain an erection, but does it also actually made your dick any larger? Fuller/thicker? I've heard that it will help you to achieve a really hard erection, but does it actually help the blood-flow to the penis and make it noticeably in some way?

Also, I was reading some reviews about one of the drugs and someone mentioned that their doctor had suggested also using a pump to help increase the blood-flow while using an ED drug. This makes sense to me, but I'm curious if anyone on here actually has any experience with using a pump, with or without taking a drug like Viagra or Cialis? And if so, did the pump help? And if so, did it help with any permanent increase in size?

more of this cock, please

, you're wrong
, you're right
, read the methodology
also this:
bl.ocks.org/abovethemean/raw/9395398/

uh study 3 does say 7" cock is 99th percentile cock --- so it depends on the study... and i havent read the methodology for each study so who am i to say which is best?

I use a pump every now and again. Notice the darker areas. From my experience pumping is temporary but adds about a half inch girth for my. Length is not noticeable. I don't know why I still do it from time to time but I don't think it's all the effective.

If you do, use a water pump not air

No Viagra but I taking some horny goat weed found in Walgreens or CVS will make you harder and its in supplements

more of the big one, please

Sorry for the shitty pic, it's hard to hold my phone in its case while taking a picture but it's bone pressed. 6in in girth before pumping

My dick is defitenety on the rigth side. And I totally want to get on my knees and beg a man with a superioor cock to let him use me as his sex toy.

wow! i'm flattered -- this ones mine : )

it's also this one:

Ive tried viagra, its pretty fun. I made it so that I didnt have to try at all to get hard. Like watching tv, if you feel a breeze on your dick it gets hard. IDK if it gets bigger than usual, it was top tier "about to cum" size the whole time though

Thanks for replying. So, are you saying that the pump has added permanent girth results? If so, has the permanent increase in girth been noticeable?

As for the pump being a water pump, I'm not familiar with what that is. Where did you get yours? Amazon or eBay? Some other online site? Or did you buy it from a local store? And how much did it cost? Also, how often and long do you use yours?

As for the horny goat weed at CVS or Walgreens, are you being serious about it making you have a really hard erection? Have you actually taken it before having sex? And if so, has it made a noticeable difference? I haven't been with a woman in quite a while, so I'm really nervous about performance, particularly, with regards to being nervous and having anxiety, and being able to get/stay hard.

Also, how old are you? Just curious. FYI, I'm 41.

i overheard my gf tell our friends that her ex was bigger

Well yes, that same study used only 55 people.
Also if you look that up, you'll find that they were extrapolating. (longest dick is their study is 14cm measured above).
And they weren't trying to collect data, they were trying to predict penis size.

If you don't mind me asking, how old are you? FYI, I'm 41, and I haven't been with a woman in quite some time; well over a year.

Also, what made you decide to try Viagra in the first place? And how often/many times have you used it? Can you use it like 1-2 times week on occasion, or several times a month generally, without suffering from any major side-effects or negative effects in general/overall? And does it make it so that you can't get an erection without it? Or does it make it more difficult to get an erection without Viagra, after having used it several times/for a while? Basically, if you sue Viagra for a while, will you no longer be able to perform/get a good erection without using Viagra?

I'm 31
Yes, it'll be called goat weed probably and it raises testosterone. Do some research, there's other herbal shit on the market that raises testosterone. I can get hard while super drunk and fuck like a champ. If you don't have sex then you go home and beat your dick like it owes you money. You can't control how horney you get, it's like being a teen again

Water pump like bathmate, penoment, I use a cheaper version called shower buddy that looks identical to a bathmate I got off eBay, don't remember how much

No it's not permanent in my experience. It add a half inch for around 8 hours from what I've noticed. If you do it too long (over 20 min) it makes your foreskin balloon up and look terrible and I'm a cut fag

Do kegles and you'll eventually get harder naturally. Its very worth it.

here's the versus

Viagra for more intense fucks, Cialis for weekly use. Both recommended. You can get them online (Canada) for $4-10 a pill (viagra costs more).

Really? Like, without a script? I thought that shit was just a scam

Well sadly it's not that noticeable as I thought it would be

I just got some for fun, I only got like 4 pills and then I cut those into 1/4ths because viagra is like $40 per pill. Didnt seem to have any adverse affects, but I didnt take it regularly. I was 25ish at the time.

can't forget about our cute little friend!

Disgusting ass smegma that is foul

hook it up with a non scam site, ive only found scams

Now that's fucking rude user
Unless he wanted to be humiliated, then is fine

he did say "at your service"

I'm 30, banging a 19 year old high maintenance retard atm, women don't know shit about size, she swears I'm 8 inches and have a giant cock. I'm exactly six inches on a good day and been with a lot of women. Eat pussy then fuck, they'll get off on it. 4 1/2 sucks, Lol just eat pussy then give them 3 1/2 inches at 60mph. You'll be alright man.

I've read a little about kegles and jelqing and it seems as though they can both actually have legitimate benefits. It seems to be somewhat difficult to do consistently, though. Especially, for me, as I like to get down to business and jackoff, not have to try to put forth additional effort. However, it really does seem like it would serve to have some significant long-term effects and benefits.

Btw, what specific purpose did you buy the bathmate pump for? Size increase? Increased blood-flow/help with erections? Both?

I had heard that you can get Viagra and/or Cialis at really good prices online, so that's what I had intended to do, if I decide to actually buy some and try it out

Btw, I'm curious, would it likely be a good idea to do a couple practice runs with the pills before using it with a woman? Is it OK to take a Viagra or Cialis only to jackoff?

can we get a picture with a ruler from above? we've been waiting for a perfect 6-incher

get ready to jack off for 4 hours. also link to these cheap cialis sites

Horny goat weed, maca, yohimbe.

You can get them all on Amazon. You'll shoot bigger cumz to your mushroom too.

Lol. I'm thirty years old nigga I'm not posting my dick on fucking Cred Forums.

no, you need a Rx, but that's easy to get for any adult male.

canadadrugs

>would it likely be a good idea to do a couple practice runs with the pills before using it with a woman?
if you have performance anxiety with random women, yes. in my case, i use Cialis regularly with my gf (2/week) and enjoy the benefits with her and jacking off.

it's pretty awesome, and worth the $30-40/month.

do it fagget

I got a water pump for shits and giggles. I'm already bigger than 8x6 but body diamorphia man, no matter how many girls tell me I'm huge, I still want it bigger.

pics

Nice 7" here. Plenty of width.

>if you have performance anxiety with random women, yes. in my case, i use Cialis regularly with my gf (2/week) and enjoy the benefits with her and jacking off.
Does that do anything for finishing early?

As I said earlier, discoloration is from the shitty pumping
And I don't feel like taking one one tonight, I'm fucking beat

well, the rightmost cock is still bigger than mine. i'm adounr 3.8 inches. wat do with teeny weeny?

To build stamina, jerk off without porn
Don't jerk off if you're anticipating possible pound time with a girl as it will take away some stiffness

pics plz

Hey Andy

i only see like 5.5 inches of dick at best in here -- why leave out the rest of the ruler ... unless you're hiding something?

your buddy Andy has a 4-inch dick

fine
>inb4 not hard
yes it is, veins wouldn't bulge if it wasn't

Nice mini lighter. Kek

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wow, the s-curve. that's new.

worried if my gf ever sees this pic she'll get curious and cheat and never be with me again

Check out my first reply from the pic guy

Heres another with at 16oz NOS can for your jerking off pleasure

The cheese man

i know its him im just waiting for him to respond to confirm its him, he drinks those monsters too and has that exact dick size and curve.

can't say i know

oh now i'm intrigued -- you guys just know each other exact dick shapes and sizes?

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im sorry user

Haven't shaved

i think that can is 5.6 inches tall, so you are def under 5 inches -- right?

Nice HPV.

yep yep, we were mates back in the day. drifted apart now. he started acting gay and im not down with feminine dudes. I sleep with way more females than i mess with dudes, and only mess with masculine dudes extremely dl. I'm a manly man. He started faking a lisp and being all gay and doing chaturbate shit so i couldn't take it

would love to see this one measured with a ruler -- please!!

i am to please
yeah sure user something like that

I was the guy asking about Viagra/Cialis and using a pump to help with erection-health and girth benefits. I'm curious, are any of you familiar with using a cock ring? If so, are there any permanent/long-term benefits from using a cock ring? Will it help to permanently increase girth or erection hardness, from the engorging of the dick that happens? Or is the girth increase only while using the cock ring on your dick?

7.5

Forgot pic

i think youve got me on length but i may have you on girth -- couldnt get fully hard for this but you get the point...

Cock rings are awesome. They make it harder but only while you're wearing it. And they're cheap as fuck to. 9/10 would recommend

Also, you some like your interviewing for a school paper or something

Kek

sorry user, that is shitty