Can we talk for a minute, Cred Forums?

Can we talk for a minute, Cred Forums?

It's been a real long time since we last met, and I'll be honest, you've really let yourself go. You used to mean something to a lot of people. You used to be a cultural force. Other websites lived and died at your whim. It used to be you who created. Now the rotten corpses of your once great works are used to form the basis of the pile of shit that passes for "internet culture" as envisioned by lesser communities. Now all the old shibboleths are dead, and the new ones you've made are just a pale imitation. It's like you're not even trying. You used to be a community of the most vile, reprehensible attitudes to be found anywhere on the internet. You used to be feared and respected. People used to lurk for months on end so they wouldn't look like a newfag in their first post. You used to be a family. A fucked up, cult-like parody of a family, but a family nonetheless.

Where'd everything change? Did you go to shit, or did you just leave me behind after all these years? Am I just looking back on it all with rose tinted glasses?

Are there any oldfags out there, still keeping the faith after so long? I miss you guys.

Red Five reporting in.

Bump you faggots.

Get your hands off your dicks.

Here, there, what does change mean on this site?

>download LOIC to DDoS scientologists
>version of LOIC is infected
>tfw some user used up all of my bandwidth on gay porn

good times

Roger that Red Five, standing by.

OP here.

The reason I brought you all here is to tell you that you lost the game.

Also I'm a huge faggot please rape my face.

Disregard that I suck cocks

Lurk moar, faggot.

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Who would have guessed that moot would turn out to be such a huge faggot?

Oh, right, absolutely fucking everyone.

It can all be fixed with in one simple step.

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It went to shit after I left

I remember when newfags would actually fall for this.

I remember when mootposts were common enough that it wasn't even a big deal.

Even before he left, you could tell the heart wasn't there anymore.

He sold us down the river.

He was like our gay father. how could he do this to us?

I'm sure he felt it too. So much has been lost or forgotten. It was a different place, even before he left. Almost every touchstone from old Cred Forums is gone. Most of it was cancer, but dammit, it was our cancer and we liked it.

>it was our cancer and we liked it.

Moe importantly, however, is this: do you liek mudkipz?

RIP EFG

Tits or gtfo, the consequences will never be the same

Guys I was jacking it to some loli and when I came there were all these little read ants in my cum. What should I do?

Genuinely, i don't know
Cred Forums has just turned into a porn sharing board, and the hackers left a long time ago
not really a way to fix it, to be honest, it'll fix itself if it wants

this whole thread is fucking cringe

kill yourselves

>kill yourselves
Become an hero

lurk moar, faggot.

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

how about fucking no

I miss the oc.
used to be almost daily then but now we're lucky if it's every third month or even that.