Now we can talk and look at penises

now we can talk and look at penises

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butts please.

cute butts?

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hoorahhhhhhh

the new deus ex, or one of the older ones?

newest one. been having a hell of a time playing it. game was crashing bad at one point so i had to start over. and then people always bugging me and its too story intensive to listen to them and it at same time.

Idk anymore
Just basic starting world area I guess and BSing
Just barely started making stuff.
If you play PS4 ver. You can join us. :p not all of us have the pc ver. I do.

Katten's butts.

You are weak and refuse to take responsibility for yourself.

where

is what you have been able to play fun?

I only have the pc version :(

behind you

luc's butt is adorable, but it's precious like a temple and no one can enter.

Hunnibuns!

Give me something to watch while I write.

very fun yes! i love the series a lot :3
i dont see anything behind me

aww thanks

Not correct. I do take responsibility for my thoughts and actions and do so readily. Strong and weak are also subjective. What those terms mean to one person can be different to another.

then where do you hide your butts?

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You can't do what you need to do to be happy, you are weak.

i-i dont know ;~;

no problem my sexy and cuddly man

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benis?!

you should find them before you lose them

nenis

i-i dont know where to look! help~!!!

I don't feel that statement is quite right. I require something different than most to be happy. Being weak, in my opinion, is not letting yourself seek what makes you happy. I do seek it, and when I find it I will be content.

yeah u 2

what about me

just look for some soft squishy mounds. check your butt just to make sure it's still there

nenis u 2

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You aren't special or different. You aren't capable of being happy on your own so you need another person to make you happy. Here's a secret for you though. The other person won't make you happy, your happiness is entirely dependent upon you.

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all i feel is bones

o-oh my

>your happiness is entirely dependent upon you.
People who say this are people who already got enough fuk in their lives. The ones who dont need effort to get any.
What a stupid parroted excerpt.

I think your butt might be missing

My happiness is entirely dependent on me. That is correct. If I want what you are opposed to, then that will make me happy. What is it that makes you happy?

how do i get it bak!?!!

Gonna giv u dis nenis, boi.

I didn't phrase that correctly. Even if you don't agree with me, it makes me happy.

Enough for what? I am saying this while exerting tremendous effort to be normal.

Nothing anymore.

you either gotta find where it's gotten to,or do some squats to start building a new one

Then I think you may be weak. Are you even trying? Or is this what gets you off?

You know how women ride the cock carousel from 15 to 30? Well its like that for everyone and then when those people are satisfied they get in their heads that everyone else is satisfied too along with them. Like you.

youtube.com/watch?v=QCdfcUSZy6k

o-ok~

squats are for like slavs though

The person you are referring to is right in a way, but I feel his argument is fundamentally flawed.

Boo

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I have a physical abnormality in my skull that has gotten worse over time and will continue to get worse.

Does it upset you that someone as terrible as me has gotten laid while you are still a virgin?

then we'll need some other way to firm up your butt

Dubs decides my pornhub profile picture. :^)

What is the term for your physical abnormality? If you don't mind my asking.

Right in what way, happiness is up to you? For some, maybe. Others... No.

Yes

that was quick

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what a long fucking day

oop

I am voting for Hillary

can i leave it in the fridge and set like jello?

I don't actually think you are

eep

:(

on a scale of 0-24, how long was it?

you'll definitely end up with a jelly butt that way

Anyone in NC who owns a fursuit who wants to take a guys anal virginity? Asked another gfur thread, thought I might have more luck here.

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good lord fuck off

You are right, I dont like Hillary at all.
I am voting for out of spite.

honestly dude voting for hillary to get my goat just makes me feel good about myself

I've asked once in each thread dude, not trying to be an asshole, just offering one.

I am voting out of spite for katia, not you.
Dont let your ego inflate over something you didnt influence.

What I mean is that if you don't know what makes you happy you need to search for it. If you need someone else to find it for you, then that's what you're looking for. If you need someone or something else to make you happy then that is what you need to look for whether it be passively or aggressively. No wrong way.

your request is in the first place gross and in the second tacky. Git.

Close enough, katia is more or less my political resonance chamber.

hooray!!! can it be chocoalte flavoured?

My favorite strip is "Get Fuzzy"

Scar tissue and an impacted skull from a severe head injury I sustained in a car wreck as a nine month old baby. Family's car was hit by a driver who an a stop sign, my head split open, my brain swelled out, I died a couple of times, then when I was finally was released from the hospital and my skull was healing, it healed incorrectly and impacted on the right side, pressing into my skull cavity and causing alarming amounts of scar tissue to form, putting an excess amount of pressure on my brain which lead to what is essentially an incurable yet stable form of dementia. I have constant head aches, I hallucinate, I have problems with spacial perception, and I am always on the edge of just giving up.

Then do something about it.

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ok

if it tasted like chocolate then I'd want to get a taste of it

I need ass to make me happy.

You have strange mental loopholes for your pleasures. Then again people say my mind works strangely, but then most people just say its because im crazy.

Nothing works, I am damned.

It's not really a loophole per se. I'm very intelligent and rapidly rationalizing reasons to feel good about myself is a skill I've cultivated. The end result is I'm almost always in a good mood.

If true, you definitely have a harder path in life than most. I hope you can get to where you want to be.

Shit or get off the pot, Nibi.

I am always where I want to be because I choose to be there.

You are not intelligent, you are a beggar.

Then get yourself some ass you beautiful bastard.

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I am back. Where's my pup?

I am unfamiliar with your chinese proverbs.

Does that make you happy and/or content?

nibi is secretly illuminati

I cannot. See

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strictly speaking these things aren't mutually exclusive although they definitely don't overlap too often

that said I only beg for cock since that shit turns me on I'm still brilliant.

Would've been more cute with sound

Welcome back!

Please keep trying.

Stop wasting time and get on with it.

I already told you, I don't feel happiness anymore. I haven't for a long time.

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It must be pretty late over there.

Not enough.

Every try makes things worse. There is no reward. I quit.

With what?

It's 1:51 am. late, but not the latest I've been up before work.

I'll admit, I'm not quite genius enough to solve your intractable fucking problems since really the only resolution is you getting laid and that's probably outside of the capabilities of yahweh at this point

With getting laid. Instead of just sitting there bitching about it just go and fucking get it over with already.

Either way you gotta do what feels right, so I can't fault you.

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You can't be staying up so late, pups need their rest.

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boops the snoot

Are you smart enough to save yourself?

I cannot, you already know this.

That goes without saying unless one is being raped. Or enslaved.

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You can, just quit being so shit.

We do, but you got me excited, so I can't sleep. I have an hour before it's necessary.

cute butt.

oh absofuckinglutely, I literally thought my way out of depression

I'm godlike

that looks just like my butt!

No, I cant.

I know the difference and I don't feel like it's being enslaved.

Thats good, you are an amazing standard for the human animal.
(Strokes your ego like I stroke my dick)

Yes you can.

Why do those feet look so good? I've never seen anything come even close.

Well the best way to remedy that is to have you cuddle and rest your head on my lap with my arm around you.

No I cant.

Theyre fucking feet. What's the difference.

Yes you can.

I could stroke your dick for you, then I'd solve your problem too.

Oh Halo 5
How you exist

fuck you. cannot

No I cant.

halo sucked after halo 2

did you get it all set up?

it sure, literally does

No, you have katia gonorrhea. You have betrayed my trust like dom betrayed my trust.

You're too far away for that though.

Agreed

Yeah
After 6 hrs of installation

katia was a virgin when I got to him dude, no gonorrhea there

what did dom do?

post katia's butt

Then you're weak and pathetic.

We need more butts.

then post more butts

we really don't, we've got all the butts we need and then some

I recommend posting pictures of ravines

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Katia's DNA is gonorrhea, it is funny that he had to settle for you though.

Yes, I know.

aww, I know puppy. You'll have to just envision it and my tugs on your leash.

everyone can have a taste!

moar

He's not the first cherry I've popped you know.

I mean, he was on top but you know, figuratively.

groundhogday

So stop bitching.

The tugs just get me more excited

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that

more butts

perfect

Tell me, do you think you are a skillful and adept human being?

grody

That is all I can do. You're like the people who what to take porn away from me too since I cant get sex.
Humans: Take take take take
They just want take EVERYTHING.

I'm pretty good at some things and straight garbage at others, like most people.

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No, no. They're just to remind you who's in control and that you're safe.

You are good at those things because you are empowered by those virginities you are feeding on.
The more you take the stronger you will get.
You cannot have mine.

snarf has a cute butt.

fuck you faggots too

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is this some nitwit Injun mythology or something? I'm not an incubus

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I can't type. There's a cat on my arm.

I don't want to take anything from you. Stop bitching or go get laid.

use the cats paws to type

Virginities have mystical properties. Nearly every culture understood this.

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no, they really don't. The reason virginity is valuable is because a virgin wife is certain not to have cuckolded you. It's just an evolutionary thing and it only applies to women anyway

the fuck you on about nigga, demos has a great ass

I cannot get laid, I am weak.

I'm wearig these cute new socks.
A bunny fuzzy face. And a cotten tail at the hill. :p

i dont like him. its grody

there's too much cum in it though.

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sounds adorable

cuuute

I smell jealousy

Then stop bitching.

>I don't like him
I don't like you nigga

thats fine

What happened to you being smart?
Clearly you need more virginities.

I think he means snarf is grody for constantly posting his ass like a trash goblin.

demos can't even do squats.

After lurking for a bit, I've realized I don't want any of you sacks of shit to fuck me. Night y'all

Image cap,
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No it gives me comfort.

k bai

send to phoen

It makes you undignified.

that's would be an extremely accurate statement

w0w

Im a virgin, I already have no dignity.

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mow

I'll have to learn that. I understand it, but I'm not used to that sort of thing. It's been a bit rough
for me at times.

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