Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

Unbreakable /waifu/ rules:

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Napping voids your waifu claim
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Absolutely no lewds at all
>No bullying at all ever

Suika claim

>Rolling to steal from Ran

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where is emi?

Last thread:

kill

Cirno claim

I see.

>Don't buy a Window's phone.
I don't even have a smartphone lol.
And if I get the money, I'll be buying the Samsung Galaxy Folder 2, because it's a flip-smartphone. 318 hours of idle battery life (13.3 days)

Booki's back?

If i have to feel, so do you.

Yep, that's the actual Rory. Cheeki little shit, I knew you wouldn't be able to resist that.
>A RORY PUN, I KNEW IT!
>

still here

>Unbreakable /waifu/ rules

I challenge that with trips. Post them lewds people.

Do it. Literally anything other than a Window's Phone.

>it doesn't even have a fucking file browser.

nico says hi and that their laptop is busted

>Best fox claimu

Not today

again

I was building to something beautiful.
And it could only have been better if I posted this.

youtube.com/watch?v=R29KdKYM4h4

damn ;_ ;

How is your horse taming adventure going?

Also have you tried FTB (feed the beast)?

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Nui's mine.

youtube.com/watch?v=ESr06SXO0vU

I guess your stuck with me for now.
You have no idea.

I was just joking

But i'm not sure if i should feed the beast

I'm gonna try out Opera for a while. See how it does.

So you really were not trying to tame a horse on MC? K then.

Feed the Beast is a modpack for MC. It adds a fuck load of different stuff. Including Jet Packs.

It sucks that's why it isn't popular.

>FTB
Are you talking about one of the map or just the modpacks?

so how old is this cj now?

has to be less than a year right?

Claimed.

Shes fucking mine you degenerates.

I had trouble having it run some scripts.

Nice pic. I'm here until the ambien kicks in.

Well... There could be worse things.

I don't play minecraft enough to have mods

Well over, I believe.

Modpacks.

I was getting burnt out on vanilla minecraft and would always hear about this FTB shit. So I tried it out and I really liked it.

Gotcha, I wouldn't play it unless you get bored with vanilla. Nice Trips.

I'm already getting that feeling... It's pretty fucking slow. Is there any way to speed it up..?

That... seems not good, as a web dev...

what is ambien like?

i'd be surprised. really doesnt feel like it. and i know for sure it can't be over two years

Tell Ki I said hi, and to get that shit fixed soon!

I swear to fuck.

I do believe I do.

Ohhhh, I see.

Choo choo!~ All aboard the trash train!

Yes, there's this add-on called google chrome.

there is a HUGE fucking delay when opening or closing tabs... what the hell..?

STILL MINE

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I want to explode together with Megumin.

You know its funny though.
>Right?

Like what?
Which pack are you playing?
Have you tryed any of the challange maps?

fuck it.... this browser is shit...

they said sometime around monday it will

where do you live

We back in IE for now.
Gonna have to decide between IE, Edge, and Chrome I guess...

New York

Pretty sure it was called FTB: Infinity Evolved. And no, I don't do challenge maps. I just do survival and bullshit around.

When I first jumped into it I was doing basic vanilla stuff and then started to ease into the mods. Gotta say, my favorite was definitely Thaumcraft.

What are the challenge maps like?

I claim mine, the only true waifu here.

why?

interesting
weird

What's weird? New York?

I don't get it

It is, but I'm still smacking my friend for it.

A week? Alright, that's not too bad.

oh, was that you asking yourself "why?"
thats what i thought was weird

new york is interesting

Holo!

PRO TRAP!

I claim my faggot husbando senpai.

Well. V for Vendetta is nearly over. What do?

Fair enough. I usualy play on the one that has the latest or close to latest game version.
As you would expect, challenging.
Usualy require a lot of grinding, knowledge about specific mods and stuff like that.
Annoying as hell to compleate, but really fun.
You should give them a try.

>oh, was that you asking yourself "why?"
No, as long as I linked the person I responded to in the first post, I have a tendency to daisy-chain my own posts if I forget something.

I was asking YOU why you're asking.

>new york is interesting
nah, not really.
Only NYC. And I don't live there.
Most of New York is farms and/or exurbs (exo-urban areas - between a suburb and rural).

New York is pretty crap, tbh famalam. 4.5/10. Would NOT recommend

sweet 99

Deadpool?

Seen it too many times.

The first time I took Ambien the room I was in had a pillow on top of a locker with an air conditioner blowing air on it, making the fabric ripple and flap. Then the pillow took off and flew around the room.

Another time my entire world was made out of burlap and I was too angry to sleep because the ladder I had put in my room to change a ceiling fixture was laughing at me. I reached out and shook the ladder even though I knew it wasn't really laughing at me, and that made me feel better.

Muuuuuuco!

Well I would assume it would be challenging.
Why else call it a "Challenge Map"?

I know the recent versions of FTB have "Expert Mode" which basically fucks you over on the recipes. Things that required say Iron would require Steel, forcing you refine your iron. Also a lot of cross mod gating. Making stuff require materials from Witchery, Thaumcraft, IE, that kinda stuff.

Is it similar to that?

Couldn't sleep?

The Core!

youco!

All rise for the Ice Queen

Bow before her grace

Claimed

Saber claim
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Is there a non blurry version of this gif

Trap Trap Trap

I'm going to sleep

oh i see. i should have known. i asked because almost everyone i've met who posted cirno are like eastern european or something.

i dont know anything about new york other than the city is great
in which state would you like to live?

damn thats crazy
do you like opiates?

Ill have to download that

goodnight

Good night.

Watch Ikiru. But beware of feels.
Or watch the original Kurosawa Seven Samurai.

This is how the world looks in real IRL.

Goodnight.
>I'll keep you close to my heart

No, I take Ambien for work.

i don't see how that's very productive...

It is one of my favorites

Open your mind, man

Almost everything.

Again, Id have to download it.
Still cant download a lot.

i would, but i don't know how

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Yes, something like that.
Trow in extremely limited resources and quests and you have a challenge map.
Hello and thank you
Night
Shush

youtube.com/watch?v=cAO_BuKPWiQ

I had to go to bed at 10pm for work. A day later, I have to get up at 10pm for work.

How are you watching, then?

YOu'll be enlightened to the light

>in which state would you like to live?
>assuming I want to stay in the US of A
Be more open-minded famalama-dingdong.

Eh, I'd consider moving to Japan. But, if everything goes well, ANY place I move to will only be temporary. If my website works out, then my software companies will start, and if THEY work out, well... there'll be a few interesting countries that crop up that aren't on land at all.

I mean... it's almost Ano 2017 in the Year of Our Lord. It's time we motherfuckers moved to Space.
I mean, Earth is just a rock, you know..? And a poorly-named one at that ("Earth" means "Dirt". What retarded came up with that idea..? "Huehuehue! Heloo alierms! My am an DIRTling!" Fucking stupid idea, that...)

But, yeah, even if not immediately, I'd certainly consider moving out of the US. Florida isn't too bad, though.
I saw a rocket launch there this year. Most interesting 5 minutes of my vacation. Well, the 6-minute helicopter ride I took was also quite fun, but that was more enjoyment than intrigue

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Foxtel. Cable TV.

Eh. I mean sure, sounds like it would be fun for the hardcore Minecraft player.

But I like to just fuck around with Minecraft. Building stupid stuff like a chicken waterfall or something you know?

Maybe one day I'll look into them, but probably not today or tomorrow.

Maybe we all should start playing MC simply because a lot of us seem to own it.

Watch rory!

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Hi there, not Miho.

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Shit, I wanted that Loli Tomoko Kuroki

i guess

i don't understand

the united states is the greatest country in the world...

i think you're dreaming dude lol. but i love your style.

florida's a nice choice

fresh air brb

I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not. Have a creature Tomoko.

Could be fun.
I think i still have some screenshots from that time few months ago.

Trust me!
I'm a scientist!

Why is everyone moving out of 8ch?

8chan is actually dying. That's why.

I actually don't know this for sure, I don't use any other chans other than Cred Forums.

No u

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they took our freeze peach away so there's no reason to deal with the posting errors anymore.
t. 8gager

>the united states is the greatest country in the world...
Unless Hillary gets in. We're already on the fast track to shitsville thanks to Obama.

And either way, "Best" doesn't mean "good".

And at least a DIFFERENT kind of not good is better than the exact same kind of not good you've dealt with for years and years.

From what I can tell from my lookups, Japan only has a max tax bracket 2% higher than ours, which means if Hilldawg makes it in and does her stupid bullshit, that gap could close or even flip.

And, more than governmentally, the society here is rapidly degrading to utter shit. Entitled pieces of shit and SJW everywhere the eye can see. No media worth a damn, either. The US is entertainment bankrupt and has been for about 10 years or so.
Before anime, I was slowly moving away from American media anyway. European music (German, Scandinavian, Moldovan, etc., etc.), British Tele and games.
I literally would not notice my parents getting rid of our (old) giant-screen (CRT) television until I walked out there and made careful notice of the extra cubic feet we suddenly have, because I literally do NOT watch TV here anymore.

And the politics are completely corrupt and morally bankrupt. The state is run by PCs, SJWs, and Far Left media outlets.

So
>the united states is the greatest country in the world...
Yeah, at about a 5.8/10, and most of the places I'd consider are still above a 5.5
>although Germany is pretty much out now, with the fucking refugees
>UK MAY be back in if they complete Brexit and ACTUALLY LEAVE

I think it's bedtime for me. Hopefully I get some sleep.

thats nice needs a little color though

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M I N E

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Arthuria claimed

nice feet

There he is
There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again
Isn't he just the funniest guy around?

Oh my god I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room.
Giggling like a little girl as you once again post your little furry image up and fill in the captcha

Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha.
Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET you actually payed for a Cred Forums pass.
So you just choose the picture oh we all know the picture, the "nice feet" furry image isn't it.

I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your doritos on the floor but its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning.
Oh that's right did I fail to mention?
You live with your mother

You're a fat fucking fucker
She's probably so sick of you already, so sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day.
Every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Cred Forums posting about a fucking furry image.
Just imagine this, she had you then she thought you were going to be a astronaut or an scientist or something grand.
And then you became a NEET, a pathetic furfag NEET.

She probably cries herself to sleep every day, thinking about how bad it is how she wishes she could just disappear.
She can't even try to talk to you because all you ever say is "nice feet"

You have become a parody of your own self and that's all you are.
A sad little man, laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now.
That's all you'll ever be

Neat... 99

Sorry, I thought I did have a colored version of that image. I'll look a bit more.

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>Every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Cred Forums posting about a fucking furry image.

I masturbate too.

You're forgetting us. As usual.

N E I N

Post 'em up.

All joking and memes aside, I have never seen more likable feet.

mugens on animus

not everyone thankfully

>unless hillary
i somehow doubt much will really change either way.

just ignore the sjws and whatever they'll go away. they're existence is not really a big deal anyway.

you dont need to move to access media from other countries. but yeah i dont watch television either.

pretty jarring how you rate these things.
also stop paying attention to politics. it's bad for you.

leave the country then.

I'll do anything for you.
Goodnight.

well, I'm not saying EVERYONE here sucks.

I'm saying it as a general rule: The US is VASTLY more suck than it has been in decades past.
90's were pretty good.
2k's were aight.
2k's½... starting to shit this place up
10's so far: utter ass

So no, not every person, but society as a whole.
Think a basket of rotten apples.
20 years ago, it mighta been like, idk... 2 out of a dozen.
Now it's like... 5-8, depending on where you are.
Basically saying, the place is now loaded with SO MANY bad apples that it's hard to find the good ones without getting your hands dirty.

Rory doesnt have one
Im not on laptop
I am the sad

Faaaaaaag

Jesus fuck these are the gayest threads

>Im Aussie

Is he?

ill color myself later maybe

>Not wanting to suck cock

What are you a fag or something?

Sorry my dude, no luck. Maybe take it to a coloring thread on another board? Or that. Please share if you do.

J A

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Get to work, /waifu/

well when i was there like 40 mins ago he was.

best tan lines
best girl

Not even me.
Not even what I would say.
Who even are you.

Why are you telling me?

she's pretty good/10

>i somehow doubt much will really change either way.
Well, it's a matter of getting somewhat worse on top of noticeably worse on top of [...] versus getting slightly better.

>just ignore the sjws and whatever they'll go away.
No, they really won't, because they are the prime controllers of the Left. I don't just mean these Tumblr Feminists. I mean gun control nuts, the "Politically Correct" media, yes the Tumblr Feminists too, all these entitled shits who are basically promoting a more Communist America.

>you dont need to move to access media from other countries.
Well, it would be easier.
And I'd at least get a new experience with it.

>pretty jarring how you rate these things.
How so?

>also stop paying attention to politics. it's bad for you.
Can't, really, because it's the ill-informed who are making too many decisions, and the ill-informed is a growing body BECAUSE they don't pay attention to politics

If everything works out for me, AND also Hillary wins, I almost definitely will. Assuming she wins, AND my website works out, I'd be out of her most likely around 2018
If she doesn't win, I don't NEED to leave as soon.
Or if the website is still slow, I'd be stuck though. At least for a while.

youre always excited to see him

>mfw I can't post RealRory-Sama.jpg any longer because >2MB

Negative!

Positive

Why are you playing with yourself?

Then... why did you say "us"? I wasn't talking about you..?

Or are you saying why not move to Australia?
>Too many spiders and snakes
>Also, the tax cap is only really good up until $180K
>and the Internet there is a fucking disaster; I don't even know what I'd need to order. I can't work on less than 10mbps.
>>Speaking of which, Japan's would be MUCH faster than even here. Or South Korea's, too. Forgot to bring that one up.

How fast CAN your Internet be, there? I mean, I wouldn't mind paying a premium, as long as my theoretical service is like 100 mbps, and my effective access over Wi-Fi is at least 10 mbps

This is true!

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Very likely to not be true!

Absolutely certain it is!

how will it get worse

i think it's just a fad. plus if it upsets you so much it really is better to ignore them if just for your blood pressure's sake.

you give such specific ratings on things that are subjective. and it's not like these ratings really mean anything. i'm a bit guilty doing it with music but i'm much less specific and think of it more like grouping albums i like similar amounts in order to organize my thoughts.

>it's the ill-informed who are making too many decisions
so let them. what does it matter? what effect do you think you'll have by being more informed? will it make you happy?

i may never understand

You fat virgins lol

My president can't be this cute!

Certainly quite not!

>Did you make that?

lol xd

>plus if it upsets you so much it really is better to ignore them if just for your blood pressure's sake.
What upsets me is where the place is going, not the people yelling at each other on the screen.
I'm worried about who's gonna get in to help make decisions...

>so let them. what does it matter?
How many times do I gotta reiterate: OUR COUTNRY IS GOING TO SHIT!
In other words, if they STOPPED, it wouldn't be a thing to worry about, but they WON'T stop, so the best option is to TRY to educate them instead

>what effect do you think you'll have by being more informed?
possibly changing the outcome of a vote... maybe... it's better than no chance.
>will it make you happy?
If the ill-informed make less ill-informed decisions, yes.

Alright, I'ma take a nap, though

youtube.com/watch?v=BKmw9UrX99s

100% mine, simple truth

(no, rune twitter)

you worry way too much. im serious it would probably do you good to stop paying attention to politics.
seeya round

WRONG

Lies! pure lies!

>Oh, i found it to be cute and neat.

youtube.com/watch?v=FLOlsMy4uVY

Cool shit, Sachii.

That's just the way it is

WRONG.
My husbando reading his best seller, The art of the deal.

I don't believe you, she's mine!

>I need that so much.

Thread is on life support. Time to pull the plug.

GG

Suika is fine, but titty Suika? I dont think so...

youtube.com/watch?v=OLpeX4RRo28

>bumping an already dead thread

Have some respect for the dead you faggot.

its nice and quiet tonight

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