Last thread got auto deleted

OP here bmpig again

OP you hopless loser have you ever even had a gf?

Nope, never pursued a gf. Never had any interest.

I do see how having sex with consenting dogs doesn't seem to be bad. Although I must say I can't see it passing into the law. And not for the ew factor but because it would be impossible to find abusers. One can love his dogs truly like you but another one may chain it and fuck mercilessly when she doesn't want it and who's going to see it and report it? Dogs can't speak for themselves. I think the next thing accepted would be incest though.
I am rooting for you, honestly. Do you live in the states? How are laws over there? Any states that are lax on the practice? I live in Canada (don't know how are we on the issue to be honest)
Ps? Can we check out your dogs? Have any sexy pictures?

do you prefer male or female dogs

You ever get fucked by a horse? If so, any tips on how best to take one?

do u get horny when you see a bird flying around out your window

have you ever fucked cats, niggers, horses, etc or do you just stick to dogs?

Well I'm sure homosexuality has its fair share of rapists, but homosexuality isn't staying outlawed because it still happens in prison. Same thing with zoos. Just because a few abusers exist doesn't mean it will become accepted in law.

I live in the USA and more and more laws seem ot be getting made regarding bestiality. That's the first sign of public awareness into the issue. Honestly, most states are lax as long as you're not openly doing it in public. In some states, you can be found out ot have sex with a dog but if it's not proven you were abusive then you often get to keep the dog.

I wouldnt post pictures of them on Cred Forums. Seems kind of degrading.

Female

No lol. Seems dangerous. Google Mr. Hands.

I have only done dogs but I'd try a horse. Niggers aren't human or animal. They're something else entirely. Malevolent aliens or something.

>15
>had female lab/sheapherd/some other large dog for about 4 years, around 9-12 years of age
>hot day
>parents not home
>laying on the floor naked trying to cool off
>dog comes over starts licking my face
>odd boner arises
>dog literally sits on me and slips cock in it's vagina
>starts humping my cock
>strangelyfeelsgood.jpg
>cum
>gets up and leaves room

>Last thread got a little too full with psychology debates
that's because you are mentally ill you fucking faggot

You can just imagine how big a horse's vagina is. Just the thought of how it feels to have it cum all over your cock just gives me chills.

In your last OP you said it was the next legal thing after Gay marriage. Explain? How? Is it really that wide spread?

Yeah I'm looking forward to that one day. But I want a mini horse along with a bigger one. Need to move before I can get either.

Been thinking about a fallabella. And a full sized arabian mare.

Yeah, it's pretty widespread. Just kept a secret by most who are into it.

Well, sure. Not your dogs then.
Can you show us maybe your top tier dogs from your fap folder. I'm trying to look at them from your point of view. See what you see attractive.
Like when I look at my girls (18+) I like them petite and slim, suggestive poses, vulgar doesn't do it for me, I'd prefer teasing and things left for imagination and stuff like that.
I'm just curious what you look at. It's not just full screen vag, right?

dammit OP, why'd you have to restart the thread so late. oh well, i'll stick it on auto refresh and browse through it in the morning. in the mean time, my husky girl could use some attention

Here is a solid 10/10.

Sounds good man. Have a good night. Make sure she does too.

Sorry better picture

Ever any intimacy afterwards? Cuddling?

Another one

So you would get it up and fap to that? I was imagining a dog in heat, or an ass shot and a muzzle looking back with begging eyes or on her back on a bed with a head to the side with "I'm all yours. Do what you want to me" look. This looks pretty blend. Is this considered animal porn?

Yeah with all 4. Nothing better than 4 warm dogs after hot sex while there's a blizzard outside. Christmas is fucking magical. Can't wait for when it starts snowing again. I might move somewhere more snowy just for more moments like that with them.

Yeah when I was younger. Now I have 4 dogs so it's kind of unnecessary. That's definitely fap worthy. I mean, they are naked after all.

have you done anal?

Dog vaginas are very dry and small when not in heat. They couldn't just slide it in.

I'm seriously intrigued by you and a little bit jealous.

Nope. I don't see the appeal.

oh she will, i'll probly have a sore tongue in the morning. g'night zoobro

Zoo porn is legal in 49 out of 50 United States. Do mods delete Zoo threads because of Oregon?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia_and_the_law_in_the_United_States#Zoophilic_pornography_in_the_U.S.

Boyfriend neither?
Describe the moment when you realized that you are dedicated to zoo sex?

Hmm. Ok. Well, it definitely does nothing for me.
Have you ever had any accidents? I mean you mustve, in all those years you've been doing it. Some not so great stories in your repertoire? Like when they bit you, or pissed or shitted during an act, or maybe you hurt them when at some point. Any mishaps whatsoever?

Fuck no. The thought of being with a dude disgusts me.

See:

Not really but my golden used to piss when we first did it the few times. Once I made a habit of stopping sex whenever she pissed, she would stop doing it.

Do they ever blow you?

You give oral. Have you tried receiving it? Would it even be possible with no cheeks? No suction, so just sliding it back and forth on their tongue I suppose?

Shepherd seems to like doing that the most. Her mouth is very warm.

My other dogs only lick, not much muzzle play.

didn't see the last thread,
>have you ever gotten a blowjob from an animal?
>what are the orgasms like?
>what animals have you been with?
>whats the kinkiest thing you've done
>what the best sex you've had?

Have you ever outright told anyone about this?
Also, no reason to believe you dont, just curious, but do you have any close friends, or are you more introverted?

bump

>have you ever gotten a blowjob from an animal?

I wouldn't call it a blowjob, but my shepherd is the closest I've had to that. I think a real blowjob like you see in some zoo vids would require practice and training.

>what are the orgasms like?

A lot of hard humping and fluid. Sometimes followed by an orgasm dance.

>>what animals have you been with?

4 bitches, husky, shepherd, golden, poodle

>whats the kinkiest thing you've done

Dressing my golden up as a nurse.

>what the best sex you've had?

Orgy with my bitches.

Nope, never outright told anyone about it. My mother might know possibly.

No real close friends outside of work or the internet. People are mainly a source of income to me so there's no reason to spend money with them. That kind of counteracts the reason I hang out with people in real life: money.

Not really introverted so much as extroverted around dogs at this point. I used to be introverted growing up.

Serious question... would you consider yourself attractive to humans?

^would you consider yourself attracted to humans? I know you've never pursued a girlfriend, but do you ever find female humans pleasurable?

I have had girls ask me out in high school and college. I think I look decent if I grow out my facial hair a bit. I had to start working out when I first started having sex with my dogs so I'd be less exhausted, so yeah I think I'm somewhat attractive.

The thing that drives women the most crazy is when I tell them I'm not interested. But I try not to spend much time going out. Most of my time is with my dogs.

so are you banned from the zoo?

>i really hope you are banned from the zoo you degenerate faggot

What positions do you mostly do them? I mean since they are dogs I guess they would prefer doggy style? Do you spice your sex life with role play, foreplay, other? Anything you haven't tried with them yet that you want? How often do you fuck? Daily, weekly?

About the same as male humans, but they have their own self-imposed ideas of difference about each other.

I find their company okay, but like I said before, the only reason I'd be out with anyone is to make money at work or doing a job for someone. That's about it. I don't get spiritual pleasure from other people.

Yes they seem to prefer doggy style especially at first, but I like cowgirl much more. It's hard to go in and out all the way doggy style. And the others have a harder time reaching to lick.

Well foreplay is kind of a given. I wouldn't call that spicing it up. That's standard procedure. Along with oral.

I want to try making them look hot with bows and ribbons and the like. And I'm getting into grooming to make my poodle look super hot.

There's 4 so I can basically fuck at my discretion as long as I want to ck any of them. At least one is in the mood at any given moment. And if I have sex with one, the others usually get riled up and join in unless they're tired or too full from dinner.

Are you American?

do you cum inside?

I'm really curious to see your dogs!
I know you said it would feel degrading earlier to post a 'sexy pic' like that guy asked. But I'm just curious of what they look like.
I fucking love dogs, man. Not sexually, just.. dogs are great.

>>somewhat attractive.
It's implied here that you're not a basement fatass dweller. Are you successful in life? What do you do for money? Have a fit body? Do you have any normal human interests or hobbies?
Can you walk us through your weekly routine. It's just that so far it seems that you aren't social and shut yourself in your own palace out of the real world. Are you in touch with reality at all?
I'm not trying to attack you. Sorry if it comes off like that. I'm trying to disect what kind of human are you. Not that often you come across a zoo. Even though you say there are a lot of you out there and we might even know one irl as one of our friends or something.

I like dogs too, which is why i find degenerates like this faggot disturbing.
>tfw you find you do have a trigger after all

Yeah soon to be Canadian.

Always. No reason not to. When I first started fucking them all the time my dick was constantly sore but it adjusted over time. Feels a lot stronger and recovers faster now.

You would not believe the physical exertion required to pump your dick into a 60lb dog on top of you with your hips while eating out another dog's pussy on your face. It was so exhausting at first. Exercise is completely necessary to stay good at sex. Especially ab crunches.

Yeah dogs are amazing. My dogs have the cutest faces too. I think they're super hot.

how do i get my cat to lick my dick ?

Are you always sober when you fuck them?

Soon to be Canadian? So you live in Canada? Where about? I'm in Montreal right now. Fuck.. Part of me wants to meet and talk irl, part of me scared. So many questions.

Programmer for this small time app company. The pay is good but I hate the hours. I want to work less hours and maybe start my own internet company. I hate working because it keeps me away from my dogs.

My body is fitter now but not perfect. I have stretch marks from when I was a fatass little kid. But I do have some muscle. Trying to get better and better.

Normal hobbies include vidya, posting on Cred Forums, movies, sometimes reading, working out (funner than you think), and getting stoned. Working out while stoned is great too but I lost my connect recently and I haven't been able to get more.

If you want to start working out, the best thing I can tell you is start smoking weed. It feels great.

My routine is letting my dogs out in the morning, eating something, letting them out again, staying in for a bit playing vidya or reading online, maybe movies. Then working out on some days. Lunch, going out again, sometimes visiting the dog park. Same thing as before, just chilling with them. Sometimes a bath then sex. Other times we just go to dinner and let them out again.

On work days I only have time to let them out and go to work. Then chill with them in the afternoon. I hate leaving them alone 8 hours a day.

>It's just that so far it seems that you aren't social and shut yourself in your own palace out of the real world. Are you in touch with reality at all?

Yes that is true. I like staying home. I want to find a different job to work from home or maybe start an internet company. I'm in touch with reality but I don't keep up with too many daily events. It's boring. I'd rather spend time with my dogs.

Yeah a lot of zoos are hidden. I'm a totally different person at work than I am with my dogs at home.

ever cum in her mouth?

Do you like animal dick or animal pussy?

That sounds painful. You do know their tongues have hair right? It's like sandpaper. Imagine that on the head of your dick. Ouch.

No. I get high and drunk off my ass. Sometimes with dance music and sometimes psychedelic lights. It's always much more awesome that way. But then again, it's also nice to have a nice makeout/oral session with a loving fuck in a dimlighted room either.

Once they finish the addition to this house (or I move) I want to have sex with them by the fireplace while it snows. I need to do that while on LSD or DMT or shrooms or something. It just sucks so hard that I lost my connect.

No, I'm moving to Canada the first chance I get. Want to live in the Yukon.

Yeah. She used to not like the taste but I changed my diet and now she loves it. What you eat really affect the taste of your sperm apparently.

Celery makes her like it.

I'm inside of dog pussy at least 3 times a week or more.

OP, honestly... you are awesome. This is one of the most genuine, honest and amazing threads I've seen in a long time.

Hey thanks man. I appreciate that.

cool how this thread was up, was just going to make a Zoo hentai thread. You are a mindreader

I love that your mom is more comfortable with you fuckng an animal than a black chick! Lmao!

Make a separate thread for it please. This is just questions and stuff. And it attracts too many who only want male dog + fem woman.

Lol yeah. She's never said it outright but she seemed to imply it after I moved out.

My brother has had like 5 different black girlfriends and all of his relationships were abusive and left him poor. One made him crash his car. Another made him crash again. Another's brother stole from him and our family. It was totally nutty.

I feel blessed not being attracted to women. There are so many problems with human relationships it seems.

It strikes me a little weirdt that you have to use drugs and get yourself under influence for you to love them. I mean I've done some crazy shit while drunk that I would never do sober.
Why can't you love them without any influence. Just straight up clear head aproach. It just makes me think of how bookers are always on something for them to dull senses and not feel as disgusted by their clients.
Ps. Yukon? Wouldn't be my choice. But if you want snow and shut yourself in by the fireplace with hitches it's perfect for you. Better find a job you can work at completely from your home.

Oh I'm not going to post anything now, plus my collection is all male human female animal.

Op send me a message to [email protected] I want to hear more later.

Also she grew up in south america and it's apparently much more common down there, so there's some cultural tolerance there too. I want to experience her openly saying that she accepts it though. That would really be something.

Drugs and music make sex a lot better, but using them every time makes it duller. There's a balance just like everything else.

I love them completely when sober. But unless you've never had sex on drugs, you can't say it's not fun from time to time. Moderation is best obviously. But sometimes you just want to get stoned on every substance possible and powerfuck your horny bitches with some dubstep and strobe lights.

Yukon seems great, just worried about the internet there. Just another reason to have an internet business. A lot of people up there live off the land too, right? Food is expensive up there. Makes more sense to hunt it yourself.

There's hentai of zoo porn? Guys fucking bitches?
When are you going to post it? I'm about to go to sleep.

Oh if its dudes and fem animals sure why not?

Start posting dude. I'm falling asleep.

alright

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I'f you're not a faggot report in

name an animal, probably have some of everything

Yeah. I'm not a drug guy. I've done alcohol and sex and it didn't turn out as great as I thought it would. You Are more sensitive when sober. I take out more, perform better and can remember shit for starters.
But if you do drugs to enhance sex (wouldn't know about that) than you do you. Whatever works I guess.

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No man, alcohol and sex don't work too well together on their own. Alcohol and weed + sex is awesome. Or weed and sex is good too. But alcohol and sex don't really mix too great.

It also depends on what kind of alcohol you're using. I've found that sex feels better with apple cider but I can't give them oral with it because of risk of yeast infection, so weed by itself is better most of the time. I've done LSD and shrooms before and they were amazing spiritual experiences. I want to try them during sex with all four of my bitches.

You're actually more sensitive when high. But like I said, doing it every time makes you numb. It's best in moderation. If you do it too often you build up a tolerance and it doesn't feel the same.

There's nothing wrong with partying with your loved ones.

How about something fluffy. I love long fur.
Also, if you have such an awesome collection, would you mind sharing? I'll download and look through it tomorrow

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err dunno about download, i'll try to post most of it though

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Sorry if this has already been covered but my question is it impossible or just unlikely for a dog to get aroused after being spayed?

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Depends on when they were spayed. The later in life, the higher the chance but penetration is no longer possible. Oral is your best bet, and no inserting tongue into vagina. Just licking around the inner labia. Of course, even that is unlike. Most spayed bitches are not interested in sex.

Nah, there 150 image limit and we're almost reached it. Unless your collection is pretty small.
Are you a zoo or a furry or what's your deal here?

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zoo, if you want I can start a new thread

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This is awful. I don't understand how it's not animal abuse. Same with neutering. Or declaring for that matter.

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think that does it for fluff, any other requests?

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Yeah. Better start a new one. (after this one reaches its image limit)
Also tell us your life story too.

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OP here, If he starts a new one I'll join in and answer zoo questions.

Thats disgusting... unless your dick is very small, i don't see how a female dog would feel comfortable getting fucked by a human.

Also don't use soap on your penis. Soaps can , in humans at least, irritate the microflora and pH of the vagina.

nothing to tell really, haven't done any thing and probably won't, thats life.

Anything with a human-like expression on the face?

Fucking OP.. haven't done anything and probably won't? You built beautiful relationships with 4 beautiful bitches from what I understand.

can't really find anything like that, closest i have

>4 Bitches
>sex 3 times a week

OP, why do you need so many dogs to achieve that number? I thought the average bitch does 3/wk on average.

My dick is average size and feels slightly bigger after I started having sex with them on a constant basis. Doesn't look bigger but it feels that way. Looks about average I guess. 5.5ish inches?

Soap is okay as long as its surgical soap or organic soap.

You're a zoo but haven't done anything with real animals?

I'm not op, i'm the guy posting pics

So for how long are you in? First discovery? Anyone sharing your secret? Communicate with others? Just fapping daily? Hentai pics only or real pics too?

I don't have an issue in zoophiles when people do not cause their animals any stress response.

The people who claim that zoophilia is wrong on the basis of 'cosent' are fucking stupid, especially if they eat meat.

I just find it a bit iffy when it gets to the point of human penile insertion into animal. Handjobs, animal insertion into human and such are more acceptable imo because the animal has more control over the situation and less likely to get injured.

They want sex a lot more than I do. I can't do more than 5 times a week without my dick being sore. It's getting better. 3 times is just the bare minimum. That's how often I choose to do penetration, but if I count oral occasions too, it's more like 7 days a week.

Dogs are big enough to take a full sized human.

mostly hentai pics

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>I just find it a bit iffy when it gets to the point of human penile insertion into animal.

Not OP here: I kinda hate that double standard. I was talking to one ex who gets fucked by her dog on the regular. Told her that I was thinking of getting a bitch and she was kinda like "Meh".

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It is a 'double standard' for a reason.

Allowing an animal to insert itself into a woman is different from a man holding a dog and inserting himself into it.

In a case of a male animal and female human, the animal is the one who makes the move and takes control.

She doesn't want the competition. Once you get some of that dog cunt you won't see the need to go back.

Why own so many bitches if their combined sex drive is so much more than yours?

Anything with a blush or a smiling face or a raised eyebrows is a facial reaction and would be anthropomorphic. I used to be into furries some time aback. It's still somewhere in me so I tend to stray into these topics.

Dogs are pack animals, and I take care of them sexually even if I don't penetrate them everyday. Oral is fun too.

Plus it feels natural for the women in the group to want sex more than the men. Sexually, the women should outnumber the men for maximum happiness. That's how it is in nature,

damn Cred Forums has a small file size, won't let me post the rest, heres a link to more though,
hitomi.la/galleries/828541.html
also you can find the coloured version on infinite chan /horse board

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>Sexually, the women should outnumber the men for maximum happiness. That's how it is in nature,

By reading that I can guarantee that you haven't been through a zoology course of any kind, or you haven't been paying attention.

Sexual strategies are very varied in the animal kingdom.

So if you're a zoo, what's your species?

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You're about to hit the image post limit, FYI

I like deer and horses a lot, though i like some of everything, only straight though.

Stop at 149?

I'm just saying what I've experienced. When a guy suddenly wins the lottery, what does he suddenly do? A monogamous relationship in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation? Or constant daily orgies until he burns through all his cash? Which leads to more happiness, at least while it lasts?

One guy with lots of women feels great. Even if my women are hot furry goddesses.

We should start a new thread, I'll leave that to OP. The image limit is almost hit.

do you want to make a new one op or should I?

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Im someone who identifies as an animal.

(i like to think that I am an animal, spend a lot of time fantasizing about being an animal and many of my dreams involve me being an animal.)

And as an animal i am sexually attracted to humans. I like to imagine myself as an animal having sex with a human.

You can but can you make the title something about ask a zoo? So people don't think it's just a furry thread.

Hey OP. Loved the thread, read through the whole thing.

I am a closet zoophile. I don't know if I'll ever commit to the act. Sometimes, rarely, maybe once a month, i masturbate to zoo porn, but feel immediately disgusted the second after orgasm. I have a gf whom i love and make love to regularly, so I'm definitely not just into animals. Sometimes i wonder if I would be a full on zoophile if it wasn't so culturally taboo and if i had explored it more in my teenage years.

Anyway, thank you for the great read.

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I see you post a lot of horses, yes.
Not a fan of big asses myself tbh, but it's fine.
Deer and ponies on the other hand..
Also I feel like horses vag is too big for them to feel pleasure from a 5" dick, am I wrong?

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This is somewhat
disturbing.
But what do you do when you notice the animal is not enjoying when 'you do it'. Do you continue or not, because if you do it'd be cruel.

No need to feel disgusted by it. That's absurd.

Thank you. I hope the thread has helped you in some small way.

Yeah, im hoping that zoophiles would stop immedietely if their animals display any kind of stress. This is why im more comfortable with animals doing the dicking into a human, not the human doing the dicking into an animal.

Just stop. Common sense.

Any new questions please put them in the new thread.

More bear shit please?

I'm not entirely sure why i feel so disgusted afterwards - part of me might think it's amoral, part of me might be embarrassed by it because of how socially unacceptable it is. Either way, i don't think i could ever truly be happy with that lifestyle, although I'm entirely curious by it.

My question is, do you ever long for a human connection? I know dogs and other animals can show love in their own ways, but it cannot compare (in my opinion) to the affection and intelligent love that one human can give to another.

I used to suck my dog's Dick and let him fuck me. He even let me fuck him in the ass quite often and I would jerk him off while I did.

here a good doujin, don't have it saved though

hitomi.la/reader/918204.html#1-

crap meant for other thread