Gf found a stray kitten, Cred Forums

Gf found a stray kitten, Cred Forums.

How do I figure out what gender it is?

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Seriously? Does it have a set of nuts on it? If so, i'd say it's male.

For a second there I thought you said:
>Gf found astray in kitchen

Idk. It looks like a slit, but could also be a tip.

The kitten is very small.

Rub it and see if you get three wishes

Ask it where it wants to go eat

that's a boy

Check for nips dumbass how retarded are you?

If it constantly needs to ask for consent during your blackouts, its a boy.

>Implying males don't have nipples.

What a fucking dumbass.

second kitty found thread of the day, this days turns out to be better than expected.

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>Being this autistic

Fuck.

So that tip just barely became visible over the last few days.

We've had it for about a week. And because I saw nothing and just a slit looking thing, I assumed it was a girl. I named it Sally.

Don't know what to fucking do now. Everyone has been calling it Sally.

So now I need to rename it.

All the male cats at my gf's house have been named: Jazz, Lazz, Tazz, etc.

I think we'd want to keep the tradition, probably...

This.
Also call it Rumplestultskin

If it gets paid 77c on the dollar its a girl :)

Rumplestultskinazz?

You should've named it Sue

looks nonbinary to me, probably butch

Fuck it. It it feels good it's cat pussy and therefore a girl kitty, else it's cat arse and thus a boy. I've got faith in you not picking the wrong hole if it's a girl kitten

Name it Bazz

Fagazz?

take a bread knife to neck. should tell you if its a boy or girl

I see nothing by what you labelled "ball sack."

Tell it to make you a sammich, dumbass.

That's what your last girlfriend said.

Bazz is a good name. I'm not fond of the similar name thing with animals though... or people...

Cute ass kitten either way. He's going to be a monster once he grows into those ears and paws.

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Eat it. If you get a boner, it was male

That kitten looks too young to be away from it's mother, have you been giving it milk replacer?

Ok. So you guys are sure it's male.

It's safe to tell my gf it's female?

This pic was 5 days ago.

Male*

Trips of truth! OP if you assume this kittens gender one more time I'm coming over there

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Name him potato and love him like family

you shouldnt feed a cat milk retard, its not good for their digestive system. only works in cartoons.

Lift it up you fucking donut

that looks like badly mixed formula though doesn't it?

Cats usually tear me the fuck up whenever I try that.

Enjoy having a parasite control your brain

Very well then. Good luck in your endeavors. Sorry about the rudeness. It's been a long day and I took it out on you

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>andy_hot_666
Those two are really old and have lots of tattoos.