Phrases you hate to hear at work, I'll go first. "And I want free delivery with that"

Phrases you hate to hear at work, I'll go first. "And I want free delivery with that".

"Looks like you need something to do."
or
"It doesn't scan? It must be free."

"Yes I would like...."

Can i get uhhhh

"Why is your asshole already wet?"

"You workin hard or hardly workin?"

I have a co worker who says this EVERY GODDAMN TIME I SEE HIM

"Just browsing." (working sales it has almost become a fucking trigger like ptsd or some shit)

"Living the dream! HAHAHAHA"

"I need all this finished and on my desk by the end of tonight or youre getting written up."

>proceeds to dump twin towers sized stacks of paper work on me. Most of which is assbackward fucked and needs retyped.

>carting cases of beer into cooler
>"Yeah my vehicles round back"

OMGZOLLLLLL U SO FUNNAY

Why is this here? Who made this mess? Why aren't you helping customers?

Pretty everyone that hears that one fuckin guy say that rolls their eyes. I'm wondering when that joke was new and funny.

this is pizza place how can i help you
YEAH ID LIKE A

do you work at jtv?

"let me talk to your manager"
I am the manager

>Can I go to the nurse's office my ___ hurts

poor teacher fag

we seriously need a pay rise

Three one, 32 pack aquafina.

Select printer for Qc.

Route 151 alpha, say ready.

About 135 cases, and 5 SKUs

>"Let me get rid of my change"
>pays completely in nickels and dimes

>i dont remember my postal code/adress/birth date/card number

>"hey why i cant use my credit card?"
>Sr/Miss, you havent payed/ have overturned your card/dont have funds

>"why are you charging anual cuotes? I didnt asked for this"
>sr/miss, its stipulated in your contract

Guess my job, faggots

>you're commercial said your prices start at x so why can't I have this designer brand for x price.
>muh bait and switch
i'll attack one of these fuckers if i have to endure it any longer.

Go to bed Dustin

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

...I changed my mind.

"Fuhhhhck fuhhhhck fuuhhhhck!"

"Make [business] great again!"

"I know you are on your way out, but this has just broke down and I need it for my meeting in an hour..."

"Can you work overtime tonight?"
A whole fucking shift later......

Can I help you with anything?
"Can you get our server?"
Whos your server?
"We dont know their name."

Moar

Just anyone speaking Chinese... These people just assume you understand mandarin

See you saturday