Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
Previous thread: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Bake already, you lazy faggots.

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still here

Some of you, I assume, are good people.
Don't go to Mexico city tomorrow.

hi

So close.

We were SO CLOSE TO DEATH. But you just had to bring us back from the brink.

Why?

Claimu

Hey hey.
How's it hanging?

You're always free to leave, my dear Ananas.
You closing the thread would be the exact equivalent of it not being made.

Slow night, tho.

youtube.com/watch?v=R29KdKYM4h4

Nuhuh u

You mad at me or something?

Filter-worthy post.
Stop filling out the email field.

She's mine!

uh i am well

do i know you?

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HariMY NUI

Sup bros

Nah, just bored right now.
4:40 and still can't sleep.

>What are filters

Well, that's good.

Probably not, I know a few people from 8c, but I don't really post.

>>What are filters
Can you fucking read?

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From guys at this site

forums.whirlpool.net.au/archive/2479157

We're slowly getting there as we have an absolute ton of area to cover for fuck all population.
Spiders aren't really a problem if you live in Adelaide or Melbourne. And they are larger areas with decent growth.

Nein, she's mine!

Ok, you just seem pretty hostile tonight. Something happen? Trips?

i see. yeah you don't know me. see you later.

Nah, Nui my waifu.

Lol

I object!

>Is that a tiny Nui?

Devote Christian.

Not at all, user.

Nah, nothing really. Schedules being cancer, if anything.
About two hours before I leave for uni already.

Certainly. See you.

Objection overruled.

>yes

Have you tried making a ritual to go to sleep? Something like

>drink a glass of water
>brush teeth
>gargle water
>strike a stupid pose in the mirror
>lay down
>say goodnight to your waifu
>and try to sleep

Every night? More or less training your brain to go to sleep a specific way every night? It could help.

Claiming Felix

forcing myself to stay up so I can keep talking to one of my friends about something important

I deny that, she's certainly mine!

>I need one

Best type moon claimed.

I should start going to bed at 8 pm more often.

Too bad. Tiny Nuis are all mine too.

Hey Shiki. Just woke up?

That is generally a good plan.

They're so cute and they all belong to me!

Nah I woke up at 8:30 feeling more refreshed than I have in years. Wednessday is my lazy day.
But you lose out on 3-4 hours of vidya and or studying.

are they playing with the weird lady's tits?

1

2

3

4

5

Stidying, good. Vidya, good if you spent the last day studying.

I did it!

whats all this about?

Well that's good. How's the week been treating you? Any vidya you're particularly excited for?

Just counting to 5.

Nothing to see here.

oh ok then. bored?

Very, and probably like most of us here, well maybe not Shiki, I can't sleep.

Great taste, op!

Don't mind me seconding Ruri here.

Hop in this shit newfags. Maybe you'll learn some shit

Weird way of sayin that they're my Nuis

Nuis tend to grope.

ah. well not sure how i can remedy either really. play any warframe?

Let's just say I do that.
A bit stressed as usual, got some assignments coming up and the classes are generally dropping training wheels now.

Yeah, I played earlier with one of my friends. We did some vault runs, relic runs, and some alerts. Actually a pretty productive day today.

How was your day?

Ive been trying to stay decently actove in MWO. But no ones gonna play with me. Makes me sadface.

mainly did some world of tanks. got about 200k in credits to spend towards that tier 8. little bit of lol and csgo with different friends i long thought gone but its been a strange day.

I also cant spell worth a shit tonight.

I've started playing Wargame: Red Dragon again, but the online has the now common issue but especially in this series, everyone who plays online now are super good.

>two tomoko posters

what the fuck, so this is how it looks like you're online 24/7. you sneaky bastard

Nice, nice. Hope you get that tier 8, you've worked hard enough for it. Be sure to log into Warframe every now and then tho. I don't know if my friend will boot for inactivity. He shouldn't since he is rarely active, but I don't want you kicked for nothing.

If you do end up booted from the clan just message me. I'll re invite you no problem.

I declare that as nonsense, they belong to me!

This was never a secret. If you can believe, there were 3 Tomoko posters at one time.

You never noticed?
Lower tiers are easy to 1v1 in MWO. I can easily duel any mech from 100 to 0 unless its a super hot mech designed to one shot. That explodes anyway.

now I just feel silly. no I never noticed.

there goes my smugness.

But in Wargame there's no matchmaking and it's usually several vs several so you'll let your team down.

It is pretty obvious if you pay attention to typing patterns. Generally I use capitalization. Tomobro usually does not.

how often are you on?
well if some guy is inactive for 50 something days i can be inactive for a week

>No one gonna play with me
Because you keep going on when I'm going to bed ;-;
Eh that's the way it is with classes unfortunately. I've been lucky and classes have been smooth for me. In Government class all we've been doing is discussing the debates and current issues in America this week

I really just assumed you were the same person whose posting style changed depending on your mood..

Never enough, apparently.

(I'm seeing double.)

Thanks for indulging me, now I must sleep.

I just checked to be sure and she's definitely mine

You forget (or I forgot to tell you) this clan is made up of my IRL friends. They asked me to start recruiting people because they were getting burned out and needed more people to help with stuff like raids and what not.

They may not see your absence the same way I do. That is why I'm saying if you find yourself kicked, just message me. I will re invite you, no problem.

Its 12v12 in MWO and the lower tiers you can spot the tards. Though the matchmaking sucks when you geoup with upper tiers. I go from 400+ average damage to under 60 when I deop with the unit.
Then get on now. Jeez.

strange that they would care but be more inactive then me. i will let you know here or something if i do
sleep well

How can you be so sure?

My opinion.

B-But it's 1:30 am and I have classes in 6 hours
>But I still want to shitpost
>The dilema

I honestly don't think they will care. This is all just ifs. I already told one of my friends that I invited you guys and not to kick them, I'll kick them if need be. And I'm sure he told the other guys. I basically called you guys my "juniors" and I'll take care of you until you can walk on your own.

That is why I was always asking if you wanted help with anything.

Good morning.
< Didn't you have a dream about this?

Because love. And I got ways.

not sure i like the title but ok ill tell you still. i think tomorrow would be a good day for warframe

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Love is a wonderful thing, but i doubt that.

Going to bed for now
Saber out

Good night

Relax, I'm not trying to make you feel like a grunt or anything, but you have to realize that these guys built everything in the clan and did most of the research. I feel obliged to bring in more.

I don't plan on kicking you out of the clan either, even if you stop playing. Our clan is so small that one or two more inactive players does literally nothing.

And I again I took responsibility for both you and Eru so feel free to play or don't play. But realize that if you play more and contribute to the clan they won't second guess me promoting you. I may be a "Warlord" but that was basically given to me because at the time I was the only active player.

I'm basically trying to bring a dead clan back to life and get my friends re-interested in a game they brought me back to. Sorry if it feels like I'm using you, but that isn't the case. I really do want you to enjoy Warframe but also help the clan. And right now you help by simply playing. By progressing your character toward the higher tier content you are helping the clan move toward "endgame".

I love this image

>Saber out for real now

Night .2

pls respond

Hello

It's true stuff. I have ways of knowing for a fact she's mine.

warframe is good in bursts and i imagine i will enjoy it more when i actually get somewhere. next time i play i will be able to max out my current gear set and i still need to actually get a primary. should i just get rid of all the other weapons i have stashed?

I'm packing my stuff for college
I don't remember my dream
Morning~

This build path SHOULD NOT have worked so well...
matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2304958505/41101905?tab=overview

Its Yi.
Anything with damage works.

Why not? Is a fine build

>I'm packing my stuff for college
Aww, I'm happy for you, but I'll miss you.
>I don't remember my dream
You don't remember having one at all? you told me you had a dream about Cirno the night before.

It simply had to be the power of the double yellow swords.

The end build sure, but at one point, I had my jungle item, boots, and 4 zeals!

few too many zeals but it got sorted out so its fine

Good morning

If you like a weapon, hold onto it. There is no reason not to. But realize that there ARE weapons better than what you have simply based off your MR.

Once you hit MR5 I would work toward getting a Sobek or Hek. These are Shotgun Primary weapons. Both are really good for low MR. I say use both because they are very different shotguns. A lot of people praise the Hek, but I preferred the Sobek and still do.

As for a secondary? It's actually in the air. The Vasto isn't bad, but it isn't good. Same with the Bolto, and the Kunai. Really the best secondaries would be Lex Prime and Syndicate stuff. Your MR just doesn't allow for a decent secondary. I also hear a lot of good stuff about the Sonicor which I believe is Clan Tech.

As for a melee. Orthos or Galatine. Orthos is faster, Galatine hits harder.

But i know for a fact that's a bluff!

>did she just pull her hair off?

Yeah, I had one a week ago, not this night, that's what I meant.

I'll miss you too.

If it works you don't have to worry about the build
That's what I learned

i dont really like the mk1 paris or the rifle i have now. i dont really like any of the weapons i have for sure. i did set up a vasto and an ether sword to build so i have those ready for now.

Oh, hey yuno! was just about to go to sleep.

but how are you?

>Mfw can't follow this build anymore
youtube.com/watch?v=9cw7DTvrdfA
I gave my best effort to though!

Hey there Yuno.

I was intending to just turn all the zeals into phantom dancers, but decided I wanted to win the match instead.

Okay.
It's late and I'm really tired so I'm going to have to go to bed now.
Goodnight, I love you

No bluffs here, only certainty of love.

>Nui drills are a magical thing

Oh that's too bad
Guess I can say goodnight to you for once
I'm a bit tired but I actually got some sleep so I'm okay.
Hey man.
How are you doing?

yuno

>Mk-1 Paris
Ouch. Max it, chuck it, buy a Braton or Boltor blueprint. They are your basic "Assault Rifles." Also the Heavy Grineer Gunners have a chance to drop a Gorgon blueprint, which is basically an LMG.

I would check the market before chucking weapons you have, if you can buy the blueprint then fuck it.

I don't think I've used the ether sword, either that or I did and already chucked it. My main melee weapon is the Jat Kittag and Orthos Prime.

Another nui claimer
That's new
Tomoko.
You're up late

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We back boys

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Thread back. Have a dogger.

>Rory-sama

Rip

Gutten morgen ladies and gentlemen

Tristana claimain

Good something.

Hey you all. I have to ask you a question; When finishing a story on any medium (anime/manga/game/book/anything else) and you get that feeling of "what now", how do you deal with it?

I move onto another, or start again.

Well I woke up at 12:30, I guess morning or something inbetween is fine.

Watch it over and over again crying more and more as it reaches its end praying that it will never end but it eventually does.

Delet dis

Woah, good question there lad!
Hmm, I usually get to grips about it and derail my attention to other things, like hobbies and studying. If not by that, then write how I feel and compare it to previous experiences.
It's what I did after beating Gwyn. Sad times my man

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Oh, we live once more?

cunt.

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What a lovely thread OP

lul

Time for another 8 hour nap?
No.
Hello Alice

Explain this

>Rory-sama

Watcha doing?

Hello, how are you? What's your name?

Good morning master. How are you today?

jesus that was a long downtime

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Don't think so.

Maybe.

Listening to this

youtube.com/watch?v=Zasx9hjo4WY

ree

Togame, I like posting general Katanagatari pics though

It was barely 2 hours

Seems to be happening a lot more now.

Cute.

hi

Well shit.

Playing Civ 5 with a friend.
>Also, I got Dragon Trainer Trist earlier!

you dont think thats long?
also this

Meals
Man, I fucking love food

Tired, had a lot of thinga to do today.
Now im just waiting for some of my friends to finish sl i can go home.
What about you?

>Man, I fucking love food

Who doesn't?

>Going to make some food

▼▼

Im still hungry after 3 bowls of pasta

He and Junko are discussing the approaching dawn of Despair, and how it will change the world, basically.

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Lol someone spotted a cheeky trend
Imagine dragons. They release championship shyvana
Zedd comes in, championship zed

Gotcha

Niiiice.

What kind of food? What's the dish

All rise, her grace has arrived

Hello Tristana, how are you doing?
Just walking down to the bus so I can get to school. Have you been waiting for them long?

Yeah, I noticed that too, kek.

>What kind of food? What's the dish

Oh I already ate, that's just a Forsen meme.

I had some Cordon Bleus.

Eat more pasta then.

I guess that memes still factor into it somehow. Though how they do escapes me.
You're waifu a shit

>swedish meatballs
Its like 9:30 pm. I dont want to dirty another dish

No, but it will probably take a bit.
Phone's battery is almoust out. See you when i finally get home.

Disgraceful peasent, parish

Okay. See you later

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we almost fell for it
nice try though

Hes using capitals and is called Ice Queen.

Have a good meal.

Hey Rory, what's up?

Not much, how about you?

Just being hungry while watching Team America.

Ah, I didn't knew you were talking about Forsen's way of waying goodbye
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

I want to be mysterious as Vigil in your eyes, Rory
WHAT DO

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You think her grace is a joke?

Parish filthy peasent.