So I just found a credit card. What do I do with it?

So I just found a credit card. What do I do with it?

slide it down between your butt cheeks and make a cash register sound.

Go shopping

>get VPN
>get TOR
(or just go somewhere public and use a public WiFi)
>get fake email account
>signup for Brazzers and all kind of pron sites

Don't be an ass to order stuff. That shit leaves a paper trail. Same goes for trying to take out money from the ATM.
Usually the credit card company will cover any loss that's been spent on a "lost/stolen" credit card, so most of the time you are using the money of the bank, not of some poor fucker that lost the card.

What's the best site for a brand new fake email address?

guerrillamail

get some lube and have anal sex with it

Only correct answer

Done. Now what?

Take it to a police. Be a better person.

Throw it away because odds are it's already been cancelled.

I feel that you should locate the person who the card belongs to and give them a friendly reminder to be more careful next time. Shake hand and then go home with the satisfaction of knowing you did a good thing. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to finish my chocolate milk and go for a relaxing night stroll on my heelys.

Buy hundreds of Dragon dildos and have them shipped to the white house.

Finally a good guy

>find out how many monies it has
>if rich person give it back and kiss their ass
>you now have a wealthy person as a valuable contact in life

Gib sie zurück

I never actually intended to use it in a bad way. It's just that I've already looked the person up and haven't found her on social media. The bank would probably not give me her phone number so I'd just have to send it to them.

Hab ich auch vor

give us proof

Dann ist gut :)

Dude, just chop it up and chuck it. They can get a new one.