It's 2016 why don't you own a love doll? Human women have been replaced.
But seriously I may buy one, Any reccomendations? Can I find a teen looking doll? Anyone know forums or sites where these things are sold? Most I'm finding are big tit bimbos which is not my speed mate. Will dumb sexy plastic babes for your responses thanks mates.
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Anyone have any good love doll porno? I live in LA anywhere to check out these love dolls IRL?
They built her with some hips!
And a nice helping of booty
Any doll experts with good teen doll links?
you know you love that booty
why the hell is her waist so small
anyone here?
because i'm not rich enough to be able to spend $8000 on a masturbation aid?
how exactly do you clean these things?
so that kids can grab her with their small hands
that looks fucking horrendous
they rly 8000?
damn I could bang 80 hookers for 100 dollars at them rates
i think its sexy
her buttholes is a little weird but I guess you gotta be able to fuck it.
DO YOU LOVE ME user
because my hand will get jealous
Shes only 2k Cred Forumsro lasts 30 years. man up
the better ones start around there.
any less, and you're looking at the weird end of the spectrum.
too creepy for other people
I'm not so far gone into degeneracy yet that I can't get actual womens
How the fuck am I suppose to explain my sex doll to a normie girl?
she's beautiful!
trips of truth you sex doll loser
that thing looks creepily similar to one of my exes.
this the actual face or is it touched up with photoshop?
Let her fuck it with a strapon.
dam this looks like face from the A-team with huge breast
the only surprising thing about this sex doll thread is that it doesn't have a giant dragon or dog cock attached to it
i'm good with real females, thanks tho.
go back to red dit faggot
idk I've never had a sex doll. I want one. That one is well reviewed apparently
i fuckin want one
any younger looking ones like the other night? someone must have saved them
id say these are the best looking sex dolls ive seen.
Maybe you guys want something bustier>
some dude was posting pics of his child sex doll awhile ago
wouldn't that shit be illegal?
I'll get a sexbot when they eventually come out,but a sexdoll would be too much like fucking a dead body
That's what I'm asking for.
illegal to have one that looks like a child so I'll just stick to fucking children.
It's not illegal in America.
This.
Just having it around in a dark room would probably freak me out.
seems like a waste to me
>would be cold
>would just remind you that you can't get a real chick who would move, moan, giggle, touch you back, etc.
kek'd. It's not illegal in any free country. I don't want a child sex doll, I want a teen one. Like a highschool cheerleader or something.
don't knock fucking dead bodies
it's illegal in Canada
I bought a blow up doll once, I was upset because I paid like 80 bucks for it and the hole in the bottom made to "feel like the real thing" was way too small. I'm not HUGE or anything, I'm a little over 6 inches, but the thing was just to small for me to fit in.
Now picture buying a high quality doll like that, only to find out they made the hole too small because they think only small penised fat guys would buy them. Then you can't return them either because it's unhygienic to do so. No thanks mate. DO NOT buy a doll if you've got more girth than 2-3 of your fingers.
What's wrong with fucking a dead body?
looks great and very realistic, except for the tiny waist
>would just remind you that you can't get a real chick
Pretty sure 'real'chicks are why these sexdolls are becoming a thing
Have you even dated a 'real' chick? I have and there's nothing 'real' about them
canada is mainly for faggots and queers anyway though.
Fuck that would be weird wouldn't it?
It's lifeless and loveless. If I had to fuck that I think I would just feel lonely.
Ever considered getting gf user?
well they're made of fleshlight shit now so anyone can fit. they stretch.
did anyone save the pics of the young doll sleeping yesterday?
word to your mother
They aren't that expensive. dollforum DOT com
care to elaborate?
user here. I mainly fuck hookers or high class escorts / college girls looking for a sugar daddy, but thought this would be a fun alternative.
I'm not bashing on it, what are you the SJW's of the necro-world?
>respect my dead body fetish
that shit smells
these dolls probably reek
This happened to me with just regular masturbators a couple times.
I'd only consider myself vaguely above average, but I'm able to pop right out the other end of most toys. On the other hand, the fleshlight is so goddamn enormous that it can be unwieldy. These toys always seem to go to one extreme or the other.
In japan loli dolls are a big thing and theres forums online for them. I thought /b would link me but they're coming up empty as per usal.
Because my GF cleans her own Vag after I've cum in it...
why you trying to put down dead body fucking faggot?
You think your grandma's corpse is gonna give a shit what I do to her sweet wrinkly puss?
sounds like japans got the right idea
Personally, I'm holding out for monster girl dolls. C'mon, Japan. I know you want it just as much as I do.
lol my "GF" whatever you kissless faggot wizard.
3edgy5me
You could make a slime girl out of jello.
Every time I see one of these threads I imagine what it would be like to fuck one of these. Posing it, squirting some lube into it. Sticking my dick into its room temperature pussy. After I'm finished, carrying it over to the bathtub to douche my load out of it so it doesn't rot in there and stink. Drying it off and carrying it to the closet to tuck it away for the night. No thanks.
you don't know me.
There has to be a market for mini slime girl jello moulds.
>elaborate
The fact that women in this day and age hide their true motives and goals from their respective partners.
That most women are so disassociated from their own want's and needs that they don't even know what they are looking for in a man.
After they get into a relationship they tend to only find out what they don't want in a man
Women also will drag a relationship out for their own benefit ,waiting for the most opportune time to end it
This is based on not just my own experiences, I have observed this behavior from the inside of relations and the outside.
vice.com
vice story with pictures of loli sex dolls (clothed). too scared to post even though they're not children. I don't want the party van.
>Drying it off and carrying it to the closet to tuck it away for the night.
Not cuddling with your doll and sleeping with her after making love. Selfish prick.
What are they made of? Cause i cant imagine them feeling anywhere close to human
If you keep your gf in the closet, will she stop liking dick?
You don't, you better hide that shit user.
>Women also will drag a relationship out for their own benefit ,waiting for the most opportune time to end it
Lol, to be honest, I do the same. I ditch girls when I get bored and have lined up a replacement.
But then again, I'm a narcissist so I don't have a choice
You should both shut the fuck up right now
I just play the hook up game
So many decent looking sluts out their, why would a person even need a girlfriend?
plastic or silicone. silicone is more money.
*feminist detected
Might be nice if it was heated to body temperature, but I'm pretty sure a self heating sex doll would be a fire hazard.
wtf is the hookup game. go back to re ddit.
oh look at mister jaded here with all the insights on ladies
use women while protecting your own assets faggot
if you're too stupid to be able to get the pleasure women can offer without getting used like a bitch yourself then you are a dumbass
you can warm it in the tub. the silicone absorbs heat.
Because it is difficult to get 'small' ones into the country..
yet
aliexpress.com
you're welcome
>inb4 im not clicking that hurr durr
its a legit website, bigger than ebay
I really want one for the variety and ease but I don't think it'd fly with the wife. lol. it'd be cheaper and safer than hookers on the side though.
is 4 feet average? that feels too small.
OP check out real doll, they make some nice ones
How ugly are you? I've seen handicapt retarded blind people even with a girlfriend. What's wrong with you besides the mental deseases?
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But i DO own a doll, op! Oh you motherfuckers thought I wasnt gonna show up in this thread huh?
If you only think of women for sex, then yeah it's a good replacement
Why fuck a doll when you can genetically engineer your own loli and fuck that? It's not legal, but like, no one has to know.
>illegal to have one that looks like a child so I'll just stick to fucking children.
its not illegal
that pic has been posted before nigger, cmon.
i practically live here. fuck off.
whats your point?
Im sick, dont feel like making new pics
This is all true!
This is the best sex doll, prank material developed by man so far
I'm imagining those phantoms or some murdered woman pranks or some shit
How much and where?
4 more people have bought it since i started posting lol.
not sure why it redirected me to the german one sorry
Fully functional?
read the item description on their page, tells you everything
All these dolls are infected by aids. Read about it.
I'd just lube her body up and rube my cock all over her
illegal to buy and own in my country. And please don't ask me how I found out about it.
Oh do tell!
Where do you live?
the fuck is wrong with you
...
can you put skidmarks on her underwear?
at least make it look real
That is WMDOLLS newest model. I think that is the #56 head. Very cute. I auction various full size models on catawiki, if you are interested in a full size (125cm-168) I can do everything but the 140cm, the 155 cm and the 165cm k-cup for about $1500. Shipping included.
why boner, why
show her feet senpai
i dont care for feet, but you footfags kept asking for it so i took pics
bend her over and show from behind pls user
What's your country?
im not taking new pics right now and the only one i have was a webm of sharpie in pooper.... thats now too large to post here (2mb limit)
Post some in lingerie
Let me guess? Sweden YES
or not
I've been to this website. They sell some that are 3 feet tall but have big tits. I thought about buying one and pretending I'm a huge monster from some hentai and railing it while playing audio of a woman screaming.
look up "Sailor Warrior Akko" from the Tales Trilogy lol
"Orient doll" are very hight cost and quality product
Literally perfect. Once they make a model that cooks and cleans (including herself), I'm ditching my wife and getting one. 8 yrs is long enough. Don't bitch to me about dolls being lifeless. To be married is to know lifelessness.
The face is amazing. Looks alive and natural not like a mannequin
Those first lot of dolls look so shit because of the torse being so slim. They look stupid. I did find a Japanese site a while back with some awesome loli sex dolls (Not Trottla or Candydoll which I find ugly). I forget the name though. Something about peaches?
I thought you were op honestly
I want to get one...as soon as I get my own place
I don't have one because I rather be with a real women even though my track record for dating is not good. I've had sex before so I rather just try to fuck some chick than pay $4000 for a luxury fap. I rather have a chick want me than fuck an inanimate object. It would be like fucking a corpse but less gruesome. So no.
the ass comes pre-gaped ?