I came from future, any questions?

I came from future, any questions?

What happens to Trump? What happens to Hillary?

What is Russia's financial situation in your time?

That's classified

Well aren't you a lyin lil faggot!

I'm not that familiar with financial things tho, at least Russia still exists as one of the strongest countries in my time

There're lots of things I can't say but at least I can describe how we time travelers come to the past and the future

Go on then...describe the mechanics of time travel on /b

when do we get rid of the word "the"
or as OP would say it.
>when do we get rid of word "the"

Do you know my name ?
Hugo Carulla

Ok
First of all do you know how this time-space we're in now works?
Let's say there's a book here, and there're about 1,000 pages in the book.
Here, fliping pages means that time passes, meaning this world is discret
We can go through these pages using a device called TPDD

John Titor?

I don't know I guess

no, he's fake

Explain this... If there was time travel, we would have a history of either NO Hitlers or ALL Hitlers, not the random mishmash we have... same argument works for God, by the way

Basically this world can't out put multiple results

How does TPDD work?

That's not how time-space works, you retard.

That's classified
The role of TPDD is to destroy the pages so time travelers can go through time space freely
and these pages are called time plains

I know there are many different interpretations about that, but so far, we haven't found any problems in this model

Man fuck you...such a piece of shit...can't even make this an interesting fake thread...fucking imagination lacking nigger

Concerned about the damage announcing this has caused and the inevitable time police fucking you from the future you fucked up?
Also tits for no reason.

What color is your time machine?

I know it'd be difficult for you to grasp the basic idea of this time travel method because you'll never get the ideal that this time space isn't continuous

why?

to elaborate, why did you come back?

I made the proper procedure so there's nothing I'm worried about

My time machine, TPDD doesn't have its physical property, I mean it's inside my head

To find a certain girl in this age to be honest

astral projection is only a brutish way of time travel. Soul travels through time but body does not follow.

Will I amount to anything in my life, or should I just an hero now?

sounds very individualistic, figured humans would have got rid of ego by future time

continued: I think it would be more worth while if you were able to transport both consciousness and vessel through time and space

Last time you were here you said Biden would be the next president. What the fuck happened?

I think that's similar to the idea of information time travel
Of course that kind of way was an option for us at a point, but we found that difficult to perform

Brother, I have a post doc in astrophysics...I am still trying to humour you with the expectation of at least a bit of entertainment. But you are so unimaginative and lazy that you can't even make up interesting BS and resort to lame reasons like 'that's classified' Hence, fuck you.

you are only limited to what your mind perceives as a limitation

I'm not sure, but something good could happen to anyone!

I'm not sure, we're humans after all

Wtf, at least have some fun with the bullshit you in creative asshole.

Here, like this...

"Hillary was projected to win, but dropped out of the race at the last minute due to health issues. It is widely speculated that she was blackmailed by Russian officials. The Trump presidency turns out to be unremarkable"

Aaaaaaaand I'm done with his thread.

Well let's talk about something

I don't think so
If information time travel can be performed perfectly, that'd be more reasonable way to do time travel than our current method

That's not me I suppose

Guffaw, humans

Why do my spaghetti-os keep making lightning?

If I go back in time will I see myself?

Pfft, I too am from the future.

I don't care. I am saying.
Trump wins by one vote.

The green penguin eats a silver sardine in the summer.

Okay, I'll bite esp since I love the concept of time so much...how far from the future are you?

>I came from future, any questions?
Kids these days, fap to everything. Fapping to something complex as the future and coming is somehow new.

Of course you can't accept the theory I'm explaining now because that isn't supposed to exist in this age, if you accept, then I don't know what'd happen to the future I came from

Go away. This board is for white people

If i go into the Future will I also see myself??

Time travel would have no purpose towards it other than experiencing moments in "human consciousness' " time that could not have been experienced during later dates. So I don't really see a purpose towards perfecting any form of time travel physically. Unless the individual who has the capabilities were to go back in time for their own intent. Which would bring forth no good to any entity living in this universe. I would think that higher forms of consciousness would prevent mentalities that form around individualism or ego from actually accomplishing the journey back in time

Does Japan or Germany resurge as a world superpower? Also, what hobbies do people now do.

I guess so

Sorry about that, see ya anyway

what's your opinion on people who go on the internet and tell lies?

It matters not, all moments are now

I figured humans would have discovered that by your time. I mean Einstein figured it out LONG ago

I don't know, buy new one

Yes, you can meet your own time isotope out there, but that kind of event could cause dangerous phenomena we don't know yet

If all moments are now, how come you use the term 'future'?

Then prove it

What?

What are you talking about

COOL!

OK not intelligent or creative enough to make this thread fun, it's another sage post. Been saging all morning fellow anons

What happen to western Europe?

Sorry but I'm here to do business so cut me some slack ok?

Yes, you'll see your future time isotope out there

past, present, and future are useful when talking with people that observe through mentalities that are finite

But any tiny differences between the original and the modified one could cause effects that gradually get more and more crucial to the far future, so we have to pay attention to the quality

Example, you brought up this moment as you moving from one destination to another, or future to past. When dealing in absolutes one can not comprehend any form of everpresent existence through observation

That's classified

They're still relevant I think

I don't care, I don't why they do something like that tho

But wouldn't any differences between the original and the modified one not truly be a difference between one another. But actually an alternate dimension in which both coexist

I know that the time traveled to isn't exact. Sometimes they have to recalibrate the machine. Oh and it is a high possibility of people using the machines nearly always using it in pairs.

You are in an anonymous image board, there is no need to hide anything.

Because of the fork duh

What will happen five seconds from now?

What's the point of making this thread fun when I'm dead serious here?

Make your question more specifically please

How can that be a proof?

What should I invest in?

So it is discrete? How is this so? All current experiments say that spacetime is continous, even at the quantum level. Please tell us.

5 seconds would have passed

How would I know what happens in the future if I was not from the future.

Multi universe theory isn't mainstream in our future because that interpretation of the universe results in the divergence of energy

Right, but for my supervisor, each and every action I take is observed so I can't go beyond the limits really

Who does it diverge the energy of the universe when all energy, whether perceived in this conscious reality or not, is a part of the universe

That's classified

Yes it is, at the quantum level you couldn't realize that I guess
At least with the level of technology in this age, that'd be almost impossible to confirm

You better enroll in a time travel school I guess

Who shot Betty wu?

Terrorism in western europe

Do I ever make it to 190?

will niggers and muslims be extinct?

If you take the MU theory that'd happen, so you can deny it

That's classified

It's not like they're all exterminated though, I guess their power level will decrease compared to their current level

Depends on your current status

Actual space-time traveller confirmed.

Not at all
Basically the population of those people will increase more rapidly

...op if u came from the future

why did u come to /b out of all the nice places in the world u cam to /b :\\

I already visited many places to get info I'm seeking for
Unfortunately those efforts just went to nothing so far though

Fuck off you retard space moron.
>any questions?
And when people ask questions you say it's classified. You're faker than a porn star's tits.

Of course even time travelers have to follow the law, like you have to follow orders given by your superiors

What's an interesting bit of relevant information that you "CAN" disclose to us, to make us slightly believe you, could it be the near future??

What happens to you if you break the rules.

I though the time travel theory would do though
and yes, the future I've been referring to this whole time is about 10 years from now so there's no massive change that causes catastrophic disaster to the world so far, other than a girl who could put this universe in danger

I guess my salary will decrease, could get fired, I'm not sure
Ah I'll have to make a written apology

This


Look, it's all well and good to come on to Cred Forums after watching Steins;Gate or some shit, but at least have the fucking dignity to make up some elaborate bullshit prediction to give us some hope that you're real.
All you've said so far is "That's Classified" as if you're working for some top secret organization and you'll be fucked over by time police or some shit, but the very notion of "time police" in a universe where time travel is a reality is a laughable contradiction.

So, please, for the love of god, give us something INTERESTING to hear before your high wears off.

I guess you've got me wrong here
I'm not talking about time police thing at all, the one who'll punish me is my superior

When do the members of One Direction come out and admit that they are actually genetically male as opposed to large queefing vaginas?

I guess they won't
It's not like I'm into music but I haven't heard of that

Post her nudes

Okay then, who is your superior, and how would they ever know?

The very fact that you're here and have to follow rules, implies that you can alter the future, and if you can do that, then anything you alter, people would assume to be normal in that timeline.

If you were to convince someone to kill themselves for example, then anything after the fact would be treated as that person killing themselves, and would be considered "normal" in that timeline. In other words, they wouldn't think "this is not what's supposed to happen in this timeline, someone must have changed something"

Unless your superior is omnipotent and can perceive every possible timeline and will notice the changes.

When does Kentaro Miura go on hiatus again and for how long?

We time travelers are not allowed to know about their superiors though, I've heard of the rumor that they are also time isotopes
So I guess they can expect what'll happen in this time plain simply because they experienced the event once

Does Israel finally fuck off and die?

I don't know who he is
I wish Nagaru Tanigawa will resume to writing Haruhi again though

But their memories would be changed because of you changing the past... that's kinda one of the fundamentals of time travel.

Even if you were to carve out the events of your past in stone, and someone went back in time and changed the past, the etchings on the stone would also change because your past would have changed, and thus your memories of the events.

Not at all

Have the never heard of berserk before?

Did my plan to take over the world work?

So you're talking about continuity of memories between the original one and its time isotope?
Basically the best way to avoid the changes in memory is to make targets sleep
I mean, time travelers often fall asleep suddenly, you know

I have
That art style is awesome

Are you familiar with the man "John Titor" and are you from 2036?

What am I going to ask?

When will that happen?

I know him but he's just a faker
plus I'm from the nearer future

No idea

Which exact future?

Like 10 years from now
To tell the truth my time isotope lives in this age too

> Winning by one vote
> Understanding the retarded American voting system
Choose one

>When will that happen?
Probably somewhere between 2021 - 2041
Could be earlier if the virus mutates quicker.

How's virtual reality there?

What the fuck is a time isotope?

And no you stupid fake nigger, I'm saying if you change something, anything in this timeline, then the people of this timeline will accept that as being something that happened "naturally" through the events of that timeline. Only you would be any wiser, literally no one else, not even your superior would be any wiser when you went back to your time (the future of the now changed timeline you were in)

Unless you're hopping in to a different timeline not associated at all with the timeline where you come from, in which case, you're just a cunt who's playing god.

Really, I'm out of the range, unfortunately

Well, compared to VR technology in this age, that'll get more common and useful in various scenes, maybe

List some names of people who revolutionized science after 2016.

Pff. Who cares. Do we have games with full immersion or not?

Basically time isotopes are you on other time points
And now about your question
What you don't get is why my superiors can notice the changes right?

No

What happens to feminism?

Feminists are doing alright I guess

Future sucks.

That's getting better and better, so you could play that someday I guess

> "you on other time points"
Oh, so, like, your past present and future self. So, literally nothing new or amazing, you just decided "past present and future" was lame so decided "isotopes" would make you sound smarter.

> "about my question"
no, it's about everyone's questions which you haven't answered in the slightest. All you've said is "I'm from the future" "That's classified" or "I don't know"

> "you don't get is why my superiors can notice the changes"
Yes, and a great many other things, for starters, how you can know about your superiors knowing about changes without knowing about your superiors as stated here Or the fact that you've said that your "time isotope lives in this age too" yet you're only from about 10 years from now as stated here Or how your "punishment" for something as exceedingly drastic as changing the past is a simple "salary cut or written apology"
You're faker than a pair of Chinese sunglasses.

In fact, if the punishment for a breach of your time traveling code is just getting fired or having a pay cut, then why the fuck WOULDN'T you just straight up say "X happens to Y in year Z"

Apparently it doesn't fucking matter because your superiors will fix everything anyway considering they know what the "true" events were and would presumably go back and fix the past to make them happen.

What we'll it be like tomorrow ?? What's going to be on the news tomorrow night??

I don't know why you're so upset though, it's not like I'm trying to make fun of you or mess around, believe me

About time isotopes, I'm really sorry for using such an unfamiliar term

And the reason I have to say that's classified is just because that's classified, I just don't have permission

Also, it's not like I know everything here, I'm tust following orders give by the superiors, and also know the rumor saying those of superiors are my future self, so it's not like I know, I just think so

Op, what's your coordinates? I'm gonna punch you in the dick

OP's lying. There is no future.

And so you go on Cred Forums

Okay then, why are you here?
What's the point in being here at all if you can't talk about most things, and the things you have said are all just vague "well it's ok I guess" answers?

I'm annoyed because a stupid cunt like you thinks they're super clever when in reality no one believes your bullshit because you've provided absolutely NOTHING to show us or even convince us a little that you're from the future.

Even John fucking Titor gave us an emblem of the "military unit" he was a part of, and he was just as fake as you. You've given literally nothing, and your existence here is entirely pointless.

I'd ask why you're here seriously, but you'd probably respond "it's classified" or "I can't say" or "for fun"

You're completely mistaken on that
Because each time isotope has their own work that has to be done on the time point
Other isotopes also visti there but their mission is basically indirect

What's the most popular new (no older than five years) comic book/manga/anime/book? What is it about?

I don't know

That's classified
And I'm not a guy

Yes

Why does every idiot who thinks he can get away with pretending he's a time traveller come to do it on Cred Forums?

Have they figured that out in the future yet?

I already mentioned that though, didn't you read my posts before asking that many questions?
My purpose is to find a girl in this agae, then save the world

Prove yourself. What happens in 2020? I just mean that one big thing that nobody saw coming. If you're from the future that should be enough to know what I mean.

Right, so you have a mission, but instead you're here, on Cred Forums, lying through your fucking teeth.

Also, if in the future the time travelers we send back can't even fucking spell correctly, then we have some more serious issues at hand.

One Piec I guess?

/r/

Now fuck off.

>new (no older than five years)

Ok so the fuck you on Cred Forums

correction: trump wins by landslide while hillary has a seizure in 3rd debate

From what?
How?
When?

See, this is why your creative essay writing in 10th grade only got a C-, because you fucking suck at making people believe your bullshit.

Still gonna punch your lady-balls!

You should know this OP. It's one of the biggest upheavals in human history.

It's not like there are few time travelers even on this time points though

That's classified

I think you don't have to try to believe me
I mean my existence in this age is sort of wrong usually, so if you don't want to, I'm ok with that

Who wins the upcoming great American race war?

What is it like?

Then I don't know, I'm not into manga

I already said that so please find yourself

You should find your keeper before you have a complete break and get killed by a cop.

I'm not sure, why do you think so?

From a catastrophic disaster, maybe
By getting rid of the cause
Right now, hopefully

Great answer you cunt. That isn't even close to true. The events of 2020 are unavoidable and thus there would be no point nor purpose to obfuscating them.

I know He wouldn't have sent you so you are an imposter. If I find you OP, you die.

what's it like cumming in a time machine?

You're asking for a girl. A request.
So go fuck off to /r/

Also, for someone who's "looking for a girl" you don't seem to be very intent on finding them, or even providing details so we can find them.

You're on this board, in this thread because you're high and lonely, just face reality already.

I am came from the future of the future. Ask me questions instead.

Do niggers still exists

You should've heard something at least. What's the next trend in the industry after stuck-in-the-mmo?

Pervert

What do you mean

Race war?
Is that supposed to happen?

What

R-really

My time machine is inside my head so, that'd be, ah, wh-what are you talking about!

> Replies to TWO sets of trips
> Doesn't check either of them

Yeah this person's a cunt. Fuck off.
Checked, DW, I gotchu

>came
>future
Doesn't `came` already imply that you're from the past

After running around to get info and all my efforts got nothing, I was really exhausted, so...

Then where can I find her?

Yes of course

Just wait till you read the rest of their fucking lackluster replies. OP is not only a faggot, but a lying shitsmear.

> "I was really exhausted so..."

YOU HAVE LITERALLY BEEN SENT BACK IN TIME ON A WORLD SAVING MISSION AND YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE "I'M EXHAUSTED"

FUCK. OFF.

You mean anime trends?

Even heros take some rest, so I also have the right, of course I do
I'm just an employee

Who is she? Where does she work? Live?

thats classified. thats classified. thats classified.
nigga. you are not mikuru asahina. you sound like a faggot.

So do you think you'll get to watch S3 someday?
Did you make tanzakus?

Right on. Op is fag

Surely you know what the questions are if you came from the future. So why make the thread?

I already answered like 10 times so just read them before asking the same questions then go ahead and get mad at me

FAGGOT

You haven't answered anything though, you've given vague thoughts about the topics people want to know about.

Any medium goes really.

What
I answered the question completely clearly though

go back to 2017 you future nigger

Then how about musical battle like shymphogear?

Why 2017?

OP OP

I FOUND THE GIRL YOU'RE LOOKING FOR, HERE ARE THE GPS COORDINATES FOR WHERE SHE IS RIGHT NOW

52.017754, -8.488009

How can I use this coordinates?

Will scotland become an independent country, if so when?

> Third time not checking trips

What the fuck is wrong with your autistic ass?
checked.

That's classified

Google Maps

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Wait a sec

What's wrong?

where was william wallace born?

Where is this?

Who's that?

> Question that has no influence on the outcome of the answer
> "Classified"

If he had said "what happens to Scotland after they gain independence" then yeah, I could understand that, because then at least a single person might be able to change the course of its future, but they asked "will it become independent, if so when"

AND YOU ANSWER CLASSIFIED

It's faggot Hill, in Ireland.

You should go check it out.

is op still a fag in the future?

Will i ever be happy again

Same difference

Thanks, it's kind far from here thought

Not a fag in the first place

>implying you were
When?

are you new or something, OP is always a fag

Will the new series of still game be successful?

How are Celtic languages?

No, a vote for independence is done by an entire country, not a singular person. You saying "they will/will not become independent" wouldn't have any bearing on the decision

I just arrived now

I don't know

Whether that remains or not?

when wil i die .i am 29 virgin and assured that there is no place for unfortunate looser like me in this lucky world .just wanna die and end loosing

okay a real question. Do we make contact with aliens? If so, where are they from? If not, do we discover anything related to ancient aliens?

Gonna save you the disappointment and answer in place of OP

That's Classified

Why do you think decisions made by many people and by a single guy have different effects?

But you'd become an eternal looser that way, are you okay with that?

Obviously they do. Are they doing any better?

At this point in my age, they're not found though, we guess that possibility is very high, so yot could enjoy it within your lifetime

I guess so, I think

Because that's how voting in a referendum works shit-for-brains

I'm from your future OP. Ask me anything

What information is not classified.

I'm talking about the effects on time space continuum here, not the system or what

Do you like anime?

Not so much
What do you wanna know?

Because you saying either "yes" or "no" wouldn't have any effect on the outcome or space time, yet you answered "that's classified" like some pseudo-intellectual cunt

Anime is vintage in the future. The Russians make the best Chinese cartoons in the future.

Who said something like that?

Is that so?
I didn't know that

you did.

There's an entire recap of your retardation on this matter.

Bullshit. I just got back from the future, I read a clickbait that said, "Hillary didn't let success go to her head, but her thighs are another story, find out how our madam president controls cellulite using this one weird trick

That's not what I meant, just calm down
You said saying just yes or no doesn't have effects but actually that HAS effects
I didn't say answering yes or no doesn't have effects, got it?

What are you getting at