This girl I've been texting who i met at the mall said she wants to come over and sit on my face...

Do you think she would expect me to lick her butthole too because that is a whole other thing right there right? like wtf how do you "eat" a butthole seems nasty

>not wanting to eat ass
faggot

Just stick your tongue in her fartbox.

Same as you eat steak

with a knife and fork silly!

...

get your tongue right in there, and hope she hasn't had too much fibre

The asshole is already gonna be rubbed all over your face and mouth, what's the big deal? Just be sure she showers first.

How am I a faggot for that? I bet you don't even meet any women irl, sat on the comp with doritos/mountain dew

total faggot

You're the retard asking Cred Forums about face sitting, so...

Say that to my thick wife who stops me fucking breathing

You're a faggor for giving a damn about an internet stranger's opinion of you. Fag.

Sorry, not gonna help you fap to this thread.

>this Faggot married a fatty

DO NOT, I repat, DO NOT INHALE.

My Tip is blow your nose first.
>Be me
>Nose full of snot but I didn't careed
>Girl sits on my face like on pic
>Girl gets super wet and horny
>Nose gets in her pussy
>Pussy juice gets in my nose and mixed with my snot
>She started to come
>I start to snees a huge amount of snot/pussy juice in her pussy

That was super nasty. The girl never called me again

That's cool thanks for the advice. I come on here to fucking seek advice and I get comments like "faggot" etc meanwhile NONE OF YOU have ever fucked or even touched a girl. You wouldn't know game if it hit you in the face. No wonder people HATE you and this shitty site. I hope you all get banned on the internet you hateful, spiteful, cunts. I hate all of you. You throw "faggot" around like it's going out of season but dont realise that you are the actual faggots. Done with this board. Waste of my life and my time.

Sage.

Post pics of convo for science

>black out personal info if you want faggot

That's some nice copy pasta new friend

My fiencee gets in the mood to do this once in a while. It's always fantastic. Pre cum just leaks out my my cock when she rides my face. It's fantastic. Enjoy your new position.

This is the kind of thing that made me gay. Vaginas are just so fucking disgusting. I only use my girlfriend's ass now, and this relationship is quickly deteriorating

Oh shut up. Don't you have a fucken job? You cunt. School maybe? No thats right you just sit on the computer all day with your fucken doritos and mountain dew never thinking about how you could actually improve your life and how life isn't all about Cred Forums. See the sad thing about you is that one day you're gonna wake up and realise two things: 1) you sucked at life and you wasted all your time on the internet and playing video games and 2) you suck at everything thats why you hate yourself enough to come on here and call people faggots. You don't even look in the mirror and like yourself thats the fucken joke. WAKE THE FUCK UP.

Real mad. Christ

I have a right to be fucken mad though, sick of this judgemental site to be honest. it fucken sucks why can't people just have a REAL CONVERSATION?

Bump

First post a picture of her and we'll go from there

Then, LEAVE YOU NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bait XD

are you familiar with mongolian throat singing ?

That sucks. So you think you are gay but still with your gf?

No tell me more about it

Yeah I still love her I just don't really want to fuck her anymore

Have fun with your rape allegations. Don't expect to have those texts where she asks for sex to be considered as evidence. In a world where yes means no and a woman can revoke consent without communicating it at all, you'd better be real careful about who you get involved with. And "some chick I met at the mall" is way too risky. If you don't seriously know and trust a girl, you're playing with fire. Let her sit on your face if you really want but understand that as the woman she has all the institutional power on her side here.

Did you already tryed gay stuff?

Unfortunately no

Whut??? Are you an USfag?

Getting your dick sucked raw while your smothered in pussy is one of life's greatest pleasures.

Maybe you should do that frist before you think you are gay. Maybe you just wanna but it's not your thing.

You are at the wrong place for that.

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That's some nice copy pasta new friend

hey how about you go kill yourself motherfucker you don't know who I am. I'm actually the owner of my own business and make over 200,000 a year on a bad year. My wife is a model and I drive a fucking Ferari. So fuck you you're probably a preteen homosexual that wants to put his tiny uncircumsized cock inside some eitheopian fags mouth in exchange for AIDS pussy

Femanon, I eat my boyfriends ass and let him ride my face. Does that make me a faggot?
>Inb4 tits or gtfo