Ordered a dildo to take my anal virginity without checking size properly first.... This thing is far too big

Ordered a dildo to take my anal virginity without checking size properly first.... This thing is far too big


Trips decide.

Mail it to the White House. Ask if Obama will use it on Michelle and then mail it back.

stick it on a neighbors car...

balls deep in your ass.

So you bought the balck destroyer but it's white well obviously do what ods does use it for everyday tasks like hammering nails in the wall

assault some one on film with it.

Take it in the ass as far as it goes. Deliver pics/webm

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Give it to the girl you like and tell her you preused it thinking of her.

film your self cumming onto it then fucking your virgin ass.... duh

Ask your sister/cousin/mom if they want it and then explain to them why you bought it in the first place in vivid detail.

Give it to your neighbor and blow a kiss as you walk out

rawlin

Rolleringo

Put it on the hood of your car

Deepthroat it to the balls.

What's your gamertag? You play rise of iron?

Just take it in slowly.
It'll get further in each time you use it.
Soon you'll be able to fart without making a sound

Put googly eyes on it and give it to a child as a toy.

Give it to charity

Rolllllll

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Built in America by a fuckin' American!

Do it.. I'm jealous

Throw it at a cop but put some Nutella on it

send it back for a refund

Rawlin

>705755531
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Put it in a blender. Will it blend?!

Balls deep in the ass. Then balls deep in the throat

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leave it in its box inside your neighbor's mailbox. Preferably a married couple.

Shove it up your ass right now.

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proceed as planned, faggot.

You can take it, give yourself a good washing (actually wash out your asshole with a hose or something) and just take it slow.

Ring doorbell, set it on fire, run.

Rollllllllllllllllllllllll

Go hard

You ordered because you wanted to feel like a little skut

Now you have to owe up to it.. take it balls deep you fucking slut.

Or stop trying to do shit you are scared of anyways

This.

Who are you kidding. Your ass is wider than a highway tunnel.

Bend over and throw that hot dog down your hallway.

Motherfucker how did you misjudge the god damn size it's 17 fucking inches you fucking mongoloid

Go outside and ask the first person you see to take a picture with you two holding it.

First dildo in space, gogogo.

there was just a picture of it, and 3 different size options, I thought I'd ordered 8"

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Put in ass

How much did you pay

Put in arse balls deep...

reroll

Rawling.

>xbox one
I'd call you a faggot if it wasn't so redundant.

Buy some water based lube and shove it in your ass, send us a pic user.

Roll for space program

50 euros

8 inches is still pretty big for starters.
Youre gonna have to just go for it.
Get PLENTY of lube, maybe with a bit of lidocaine in it.

Send it into space

Checked

Obviously the only correct answer is to lube it up with coconut oil. Bite down on your leather belt and get that thing buried down to the hilt and post the results.

Duh

I also have a PS4, a gaming rig with dual 970s and an Oculus rift

give to mum or sis

Rickrollll

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Spray paint it black and then shove up pooper

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Give it to random girl on the street

WINRAR

This this this!

Winrarrrrrrr

Mega devil commands it

Checked op wont deliver

WIN QUADS

OP tell him quads don't count, I want you to launch it into space

But will OP deliver?

well I did say trips so...

Nice controller user

lube up your fingers, stick em in one by one, loosen your ass, then lie down and stick it all the way up your ass and take a picture.

it's not too big trust me on that

Fag

Gotta go in sideways with no lube OP

Op better deliver

Take it to the bank and ask if they can help you make a deposit.

Fuck you faggot.... you are a big dick, now go for liftoff

Devil quads of Winrar !

use as butt plug for 24 hours all the way in

Holy fuck here comes the elitist. Why does it matter you goddamn petty retard

Balls deep into ass. Then post webm and pics

OP


never delivers

Butt

Mail it to the nearest kindergarden

Rolling, seeing that OP can't apreciate quads.

Throw away

I am now monitoring this thread

Satanic Quads of Truth have spoken.

Sit on it in one go and let the dildo penetrate you in on go without stopping no matter how painful it is and film it for us.

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Better lube up op

>Satanic Quads.. Satan is 666
You just called Santa

This

Rollllio

Rerolling. You made me loose quads I am mad.

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Horse hockey.

Quads are dubs first and trips second.

Disqualifying trips because of a quad is going full retard. You never do it.

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cut off the balls then shove it in your bum until it disappears. post pic from hospital waiting room

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Rollerino, if trips then duct tape it your current genitals and have it run down your leg and take pictures of people looking at it in public through your clothes

Reroll

Who's that? She's pretty hot. Moar pics?

Go beat people up with it like the penetrator from saints row 3

guaranteedreplies.exe

Mfw

>too big
more like you're too big of a pussy

Built in America by an immigrant

Get used to, it's pretty quick, at least for me it was like after 4 times

Make a movie sticking it in your ass until the balls and then share with us

You haven't fucked a 17" dildo user

More likely Michael Robinson will use it on Frank Marshall Davis Jr.

Wait for it guise.. I'm sure OP will deliver.. not

>Arse
Hi there fellow britfag

looks nice