Has Cred Forums ever fucked someone famous?

Yup, the girl on the left.

story? proof?

Not sure who that is out why the photo is censored...

He's Dan Schneider

Has Cred Forums ever fucked someone?

Said it before in one of these threads, but I have fucked and screwed around several minor local TV news celebrities. Probably the most well known is a married with children night time anchor in OKC. She cheated on her husband for two years with me.

Who?

cuz i am the only one who saw her magnificent breasts

So share! Blur her face instead of the tits.

No.

How was it?

SHUT UP! IM FUCKING SICK OF YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

I did Jynx Maze, but gotta admit I paid for her since she does escort now more often.

I fucked porn star Eva Notty back in February.

This seems like a reasonable response.

How was she? How much? I feel like she'd probably be worth it if she acts anything like she does in porn.

A spanish porn actress

I have a child with a celebrity. Paperwork states that I can't tell anyone the child is mine or I revoke my visitation and stuff. I get a payment monthly as well for my silence

No but I really want to fuck this bitch

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>hey website full of lonely, ugly degenerates that never go outside and couldn't possibly get a normal girl to touch them
>have you fucked someone famous?

kek

Are you Dan "The Man" Schneider?

submit to dna testing

How was it?

More!

I saw someone famous once.

Make your mother famous and I will have.

I once fucked my dog, does that count?

too close to home

Does Jon Benet Ramsey count?

I fucked Vanilla Ice's younger daughter at a house party.

long story short my dad is friends with him because they both own exotic cars and were in the same car club. Vanilla Ice hosted a house party and me and his daughter were the only young people there (she was 16 i was 19).

pic related, shes on the right

Did Kes from Voyager. Not too fun actually. Kinda wish I hadnt. Bitch is nuts.

How was Kari? Always thought she was smoking hot

Is your dog famous? No? Then go find the non-famous dog-fucking thread. This one is for famous dog-fucking.

yeah, this

she's hot

MY COUSIN FUCKED BOXXY HE SAID SHE QUEEFED AND SHIT

I fucked Miss Virginia 2013 when she was younger, minus the boob job and less deranged by vanity.

Where the fuck did this user go?

Getting fucked by this celebrity daily.

wrong thread idiot

Is this fuck Ariel Winter. Doesnt even look like her

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I fucked a Bollywood actress before she became a Bollywood actress...good fuck too

Hint on name?

mopther fucker!! GIVE ME THE VIDEOOO!! why are u posthing this!??!

Is it supposed to be the chick from game of thrones, maybe?

NO

I fucked ursula carlton. She's just been crowned(?) miss GB. So kind of famous?

oh it does

find me on omegle with her name

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im the reason angela and brad are breaking up

Fuck me, think I fingered her at a bar once

Not a true celeb I guess, but I fucked Pushinguproses at a con once.

She was cute but a boring fuck. I had to do everything.

Hello, Dan "Hold her down and put that brick on her leg so I can fuck her ass till she's shittin' cum and cut her feet off so I can fuck them later, man" Schneider

It sorta kinda looks like her. But not really

bro email me!! is that you IAN?!?!

[email protected]

trying

She's got a pretty unique name. I'll just say blonde and white.

Why not just mega it?

hey buddy, i would keep that to myself if i was you.

thats not something to be proud of

So was Fairuza Balk a nasty freak? I always thought she'd be a great fuck.

the safest way not to get this into wrong hands

either bait or stupid as fuck

Me too. Her or DARREN. Actually, definitely her

i did but u n ot there?? ariel winter , go now or emai

>Pushinguproses
>googles this

Jesus H. Macy Christ Bananas, why? It's like Blossom had a son who started trapping.

Its not like we're anonymous or anything

dude if i wanted to hack ur email i woudl have already done so!! JUST EMAIL ME NOW! stop the bullshit l;ets goooooooooooooooo!

>kari wuher and fairuza balk in 2004
lies...
kari married her current husband in '03...
And considering you're lying about Wuhrer... you're lying about Fairuza, too.

You spelled autistic wrong

it's not about the email... i am serious go to omegle and search for her name

AW?

I fucked Zoey Monroe before she was a porn star.

She stripped at The Hustler Club in Detroit. The VIP rooms all had closed doors at the time....and since Detroit strip clubs are like brothels, I ponied up the standard $150 and fucked her in the VIP.

If I had only known she was an anal queen then, I would have fucked her ass. Now that shit would cost me $1500-1800.

dudde i tiped ariel winter an no one WTF!

for gods sake we talked about it

The reason I ask is because I am currently fucking and engaged blonde and white morning anchor from okc who used to work with the girl you were fucking I overheard a story once I assume about you lol

the fuck is wrong with you??? in omegle you dont even know it its me that you are talking to and not some stranmger that wants something for free!!! LES GOOOOO MOFO EMAIL I GOT THE DOUGH

ho ho!

Your mom

>Paperwork states that I can't tell anyone the child is mine or I revoke my visitation and stuff

What the fuck is wrong with the world?

check mail

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Welcome to Cred Forums!!!

bro i dont seee anything.....email me with the stuff u talked about man([email protected] ...dont go in here stirring up shit, u dint want it to be traked?!? then why u posting the pic here this place is not safe!

>tfw you will never give Vanilla Ice's qt daughters that ice ice baby

Dude, you seem really eager to get disappointed...

Story of it?

met an 14yo asian girl that i got kinda drunk and in the hotel room after mutual friends party.
popped her cherry.
she is kinda celeb, cuz you can see her on youtube once per week at least.
as a hint..... i will only say that she is fine girl bros

A react girl isn't famous faggot.

Secretariat

if you're on Cred Forums, know what fine bros/react is, she's famous to you

OK, so I think I need to hear this

Maybe not for all of /b to see. Got Kik?

>youtube once a week
>celeb

just leave this here

So does anybody have the video of AW yet then?

was anything ever proved though

A couple of relatively obscure pornstars. Pamela Ann and Taissia Shanti. They both escort in Amsterdam.

Not super famous, per se, but some people do know of them and their vids are easily found.

no godamit, and its not for free ass hole!

It was in the contract

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I once dated a weather girl, she used to be on TV. Local news only, though. I suppose that's the closest I've ever been.

She dumped me when she found my loli folder, though.

wasn't she crying because it was the last episode?

kek

if there's one of these of her, there's definitely moar

found user

I fucked the main chick off the Clevermovie's youtube channel i think 7 years ago. She used to do pageants and I met her at one.

I did this black girl that was in two pornos one movie was for reality kings round and brown 37 and she my black gf 11 she's yeah I paid for it. I don't if would call her famous but two movies and her own porn site.

Did you fuck Taissia in the ass? She's done enough anal scenes I just wonder if she offers that when she's providing.

The story is basic they were discussing hook up spots and the girl you were fucking told a funny story of almost getting caught and how she had to blow her husband to get him to quit asking questions. It has been a while back so I am fuzzy on the details

Vid plz

I'd believe that. She's married to a fucking weeb.

Sounds plausible. I lived out of town for most of our time together so we were always in search of places to go. And she had to do all sorts of shit to get him off our trail. Even though he caught us three separate times and didn't confront me about anything. Can you give me the first initial of her last name? Just so I know we're discussing same person.

Yes I did. She does charge extra for it, but I thought it'd be worthwhile. It was.

If you're interested, search roksolana.nl, that's the agency she uses when she tours, though she's not their now. They look sketchy, but they're legit.

Her.

A women of that age and wealth doesn't consistently show all that off and not want some hung young fit cock.

guess it happened

Bill Cosby. I don't remember much of it.

Soooooo...... more?

forgot to add, met her off the premier of Dark Places early last year. No one else famous was really there not even Charlise Theron. I'm faked being a journalist and I interviewed her with my cock.

I once fucked alia janine. I was her weed dealer and one day she wanted some nug and offered her pussy instead of cash.

Gabourey Sidibe - fucking crushed me

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>Tom Salmon from the Students’ Union said: “We have not been able to determine whether contact was deliberate as she was passed over people’s heads.”
>contact

>I'm faked being a journalist and I interviewed her with my cock
8/10

Every time someone said to me 'go fuck yourself'

How did you fake being a journalist?

C

kek

ciara renee

Not a single woman that has ever been on that show has been worth fucking

Amanda Lepore

find her on omegle

Nah.

Nope. We're talking about different people. It does simply reinforce the idea that TV news is filled with wanton sluts and male whores. I loved the job if only because of that. I am curious as to who YOU are talking about now.

Hold a notepad and wear glasses

No idea how to do that

Nasty mong
I know you're lying but if you weren't you should consider suicide for having such bad taste

The girl I am fucking is one with a bob cut and first and last name begin with same letter

>Pushinguproses
tfw more subs

Fucking pornstars does not count in this thread since they are all hookers and therefore impossible to count as an accomplishment

It had more to do with the fact that the movie wasn't really too popular itself. I didn't get into the theatre, I just got her attention on the way out and asked for an interview. I stood there with some broke ass notebook acting like everything I was saying was legit and I kept making her laugh. She suggested us going back into the theatre so she could hear me better. On the way in she asked the security guys to give her a minute in some conference room. We did a quickie in there and she called me out on being a phony journalist and we both laughed it off. She didn't care, she literally told me she just wanted something after sitting through a boring ass movie. we kept talking and she said no one would believe me if i told the media and of course they wouldn't. Wouldn't want to ruin her marriage anyway more than I could have.

>Having sex with anyone named Ursula
>Ever
M8...

Dam vanilla ice still the whitest of white trash whites

HOW OLD IS YOUR COUSIN LIKE 6 AND SHIT?

Are you a bit thick?

kek. tbh it was my second time ever having sex. I didn't really have any room to be picky

I recognize that screencap. That's from an amateur porn vid I downloaded many years ago. The girl has some fucking awesome tits.

doesn't matter what she looks like, her name is ursula

How was it?

>Wouldn't want to ruin her marriage
>Fucked her anyway
k
also bullshit.

She is shit now
Back during Firefly though I would be on my hands and knees for the chance to fuck her
You're a faggot for wanting any of that hot garbage now though
Being pelvis buddies with Nathan Fillion ain't something you want

I fucked three Spice Girls over the course of four years. Ask away.

it's really not but whatever man. Weather your not you bite is totally up to you. Not like anyone believes the regular man when he says he fucked ANY celeb anyway.I live 45 away from Hollywood man. Shit is a common occurrence. It's not uncommon for Celebs to take a more low profile car and meet someone far out of hollywood to mess around either.

Morning show?

should i play d.va or reinhardt

>tfw you will never fuck icarly in her prime
deadly jelly of him

D.va. why not.

I work at a shoe store in okc she come in there regularly I made a comment about how nice her feet are and little did I know she is into all the foot fetish stuff been fucking her for a while now

Doesn't matter her name is Ursula that's the point
Also that bitch ain't anything but exceptional

Dude u must be 30+ if u know the spice girls, it's not cool to make up stories on the internet at that age

If we're talking about the same girl-bravo. Hopefully she's as depraved as the one I fucked

Yes

Liesssss

You didn't plug the nigger did you? Please say no

user asking the hard questions

A threesome with Rob and Chad Lowe

Celeb here.

Can Confirm

Also duh @

Nope.

Mine was two years ago so they may not even know each other. Different stations.

BURKE????

My brother knows someone who went to a frat party with Miranda cosgrove and she got hammered and smashed by like 7 frat guys.

Being a youtube star isn't a celeb mate. Crawl back under your hole.

Full confirmation on that one she love guys to worship her feet and fuck her hard she is a lot of fun

Dan "the coke can" Schneider

Thats a well known fact but I heard about 9 guys

i fucked seven pussycat dolls over the course of eight minutes. ask away

MUH DICK
details, for the love of God

Can confirm also that TV news women are consistently the most kinky and degenerate bunch of attractive women you'll find outside of hollywood. Mine was fond of having me creampie her so she could go home to her husband and have him fuck her right after. She was an awful human being, but an absolute blast to fuck.

not even a fake greentext to support your lies. user plz

which ones? what were they best at? where did you cum?

Does Youtube count?

Why bother. No one believes anyway.

I fucked ryder monroe back when he was working as an escort in LA awhile back. Not sure if he still does. Also took a dick in my ass and now I'm bisexual.

yes and name

why even post the claim then

Fucking awesome. Totally agree best sex I have ever had girl has no shame whatsoever

I remember It happened in spring of 2013. Probably it's just a similar story. My brother told me she is a hardcore slut.

You probably heard nine people, but it was seven confirmed males

Sporty.
>pretty good fuck. A lot better than expected. Loved riding it. Came on face and tits.
Ginger.
> kind of a let down after so many boyhood faps. Did suck dick like a fucking champ though. Cum down her throat and in a condom.
Posh.
>seriously mind blowing fuck. Really filthy bitch. Surprised my by sticking her tongue up my arse during a 69 and loved bareback dick.

She's your fiance? Good luck, friend. Hopefully she's one of the exceptions to to rule. More married anchors are cheaters than not in my experience.

details, pls. greentext welcome

fucked lydia twice. Before she was on the voice

exactly where in your dreams did you meet them

ginger deepthroat?
where'd you cum for posh?

Just after I rode a t rex through a rave. So probably near the chocolate swimming pool full of lesbians.

Yup she did.
And ai gave her a creampie a few times and a huge facial once after not cumming for a week.

No I am not her man just one of two guys she fucks on the side. Are you the user who is from NY who was fucking AM for a while I know about that one too AM being an anchor at the same station

what years?

When you slipped it in, was it like

>Ice, Ice baby
>Stop, listen!
>I want to see my bell end glisten

any pics of them? i know it was probably before the time but, gotta ask..

Holy shit. You think people browsing Cred Forums in the middle of the day fucked who they say? On top of that, 3 of the spice girls? Give me a break. The things people say to get their jimmies off.

Topkek

So you fucked brad, or were you fucked by brad?

Mid 2000s. Fucked posh slightly after all the Rebecca Loos stuff.

Even if I did I'd be an idiot to ahare them.

I'm curious too. Elaborate.

She's been married to David Beckham since 1999. You think she'd fuck your sorry ass after tapping that?

Perfect. Keep it that way. Fuck her until she's used up and move on to another.

And Negative. All the TV women I've been with are in a state other than OK. She was the only OKC anchor I've ever fucked. I broke it off a while back because she's crazy and I was tired of making the drive.

Any word on how good AM is? I would assume she's a nuts

I've heard about this

Who'd just cheated on her. She was after some revenge strange man.
It's cute you think calling me out bothers me. You getting so wound up is just funny.

I fucked her sister, pushingupdasies

No, wait, I fucked a dead girl, that was it, my mistake

I wonder how you ended up fucking three of them, during a time when they were hardly active and probably not around each other, and admittedly being a "revenge strange man"

i fucked four members of the Corrs over the course of five months

AM is a complete freak like to perform for people I am going to find out soon she is a tiny fucktoy who likes to cuck

I'm not trying to 'bother' you man. But it's Victoria fucking Beckham. She could get any "revenge peice of ass" she wanted, and she chose you?

nice work /b

Beats me too man. I'm not gonna complain though

How was the dude? Heard he has a smooth prick

Are you a USC fag? what happened?

Nope but I remember when the story broke.

I fucked Justin Bieber in the ass. I'm not gay though i swear

Are you sure it wasn't just your average Asian girl? I mean they all look the same

everyone's small compared to my 10". btw also banged half of bananarama last year

My dogs air bud

Any details?

Google it mang

idk if it counts as famous but Miss Miami 2007, we had a few classes together in college

IRL

>Nigger
>Nigger
>And, Nigger

Fify

same

Racist

So, you don't know nothing, as I thought.

I don't see anything wrong with this if someone wanted my cum for that sort of agreement

Mel B has got a pretty good figure tbh

yeah, play D.va, fuck reinhardt, even tho he's cool too -__-

Fucking kek

Had sex with Ferne Cotton. She was savage and liked it when I licked her fartbox. She was a bit drunk and we fucked for hours while smoking weed and drinking wine.

I am completely not surprised whatsoever. by that
I'll be a one upper- I know that the one I was fucking had a drunken makeout and was fingered by a female reporter at her station. That'd be another fun little factoid for her husband to find out. Sigh. I miss that crazy cunt.

Elaborate and proof a thing

Had sex with Scarlett Johansson 12 years ago when I was bartending at a private party at some posh bel air house. I was a grad student at UCLA at the time.

Before she got famous, 18ish.

details needed

Can't/won't elaborate much beyond what I've put in this thread. She may be a crazy cunt with emotional issues, but she's still a professional who has to work. Can't out her like that.

My current girlfriend used to be a fairly well-known webcam model.

Does that count?

B can see

>hollywood
>anyone getting rekt for child fucking
dont be ridicoulus...

who

I fuck a Winter olympian who trains/lives in Texas whenever she's in town and not away training. She's fucking ravenous and never wants to stop.

kek, true i guess

>Cred Forums
>fucked someone
don't make me laught fucking wizards

Eh. To a point

Sure you did buddy

I fucked Lilly Allen

Are we counting famous before, after, or because I fucked her?

i went out with a french mediocre actress when i was in highschool before she became famous. she was a bitch. her stage name is roxanne sinclair.

Lady Gaga. Her cock made my asshole bleed.

back in high school, our junior year

Falling for bait this hard.
>dumbass

you mean woody allen

check again i sent it

>Has Cred Forums ever fucked someone
ftfy

The main bar I worked at was in Culver City. We got a lot of industry people. A lot of cast and crew after shooting was done for the day. The place I worked had a really boutique feel to it, perfect for hollywood. It was a fun place to work. One of the producers asked my coworker and I if we could work a private party for him and he was a good guy, so we both said sure. We get there early, set up for the night and just do our thing for a while. I start talking to this girl and she asks about research, yadda, yadda, yadda. It eventually gets to the end of the night and I ask if she wants to stick around for a bit so we can go hang out after. We end up back at my shitty apartment, fuck all night and I never really talk to her again.

It was only the next day that the girl I bartended with blasted my phone with OMG YOU FUCKED SCARLETT JOHANSSON. I had no idea who she was. It was just a very beautiful and together girl that I had a good time with.

wrong details...

was she any good? spit or swallow?

I've kissed with someone who was on "So you think you can dance".

Thats all I got.

Cred Forumsro fucked a famous horse?

and checked

>any good
>high school

kek.

What did you want to know?

no but i once fapped to the daughter a man who once met andy griffith. does it count?

Yes

And it's on those grounds, you'd end up fucking sporty

>But, internally, your always be living with the shame

But getting back to nigger, you'd be going in after Eddie Murphy, and he fucks traps

high school about 14 or 15 years ago now and can't really remember much about it so not that great. not many girls in high school do anything other than penis-in-vagina straight sex. at least back then

Did you shove it up her nostrils?

>The 4th and 5th holes?

Definitely counts. Get any candid photos?

how you fucked, was she good, did she deepthroat, what did she like, what was she good at, where did you cum, etc.

To be honest sporty was pretty good. Nice arse and had one of the tastiest cunts I've ever eaten.

itt: mostly but probably not all lies

weirdly plausible sounding, good for you m8

It was 12 years ago, so I don't remember a lot.
It was really a lot of fun. Very passionate.
She didn't deepthroat, but went after my dick and put it in her mouth when I went to change positions, which was insanely hot. She knew what she was doing. Great head. Cupped the balls and everything.
I ended up cumming on her stomach and chest.

The thing I remember most is where the streetlight hit her from the space in my blinds. It hit this skin right around her ass cheek and I remember it being just perfect. Her skin was flawless.

Hmmm, bet it was sweaty after being in those jogging bottoms all day

>Did it smell of stale fags and vinegar like a normal Scouse vag?

maybe not a "celebrity"

>Work down the street from rink for NHL team
>condos above our office space
>one summer day outside having a smoke looking at the water
>guy walks over and asks if he can bum a cigarette
>says "I'm not supposed to smoke these". tell him neither am I
>make small talk. I know who he is. he's a hockey player but I don't want to go all fan-crazy with him
>tell him I have to get back to work
>he asks if I want to grab a drink after work and tells me to come up to his condo
>head up there after work
>have a few drinks, he starts talking about training, then about massages
>starts working on my shoulders. i know what the score is here
>hands start wandering
>finally says we should finish this in his bedroom
>end up sucking his cock and getting fucked
>do this for about a year until I change jobs

i believe your story bro

I've heard about this well known lie.

nice try, miranda's PR agent

Fuck off Neelix

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The thing I remember most is where the streetlight hit her from the space in my blinds. It hit this skin right around her ass cheek and I remember it being just perfect. Her skin was flawless.

you remember experiences with women the way I do, user.

Hi, Miranda. Stop shitposting here and go back to acting.

>you remember experiences with women the way I do, user.
yeah, from movies

are u a girl?

Awesome posting, everybody.
New thread?

Not when famous but right before.