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She became psychotically obsessed with me and literally broke into my house and got in my bed. Woke up next morning glad I didn't get throat cut.

She almost count as a dwarf.
She's 19 so fuck off pedo.

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Nope.

She has PDD-NOS

Her name was Nikkita

She's jewish

%triforce

Guy's,

Post some dank conspiracy memes, I hate those people so badly..

Used to be my manager.

It's your decision not to believe anything said in this thread. I will not push you to believe me as I clearly don't give a shit. This is just a forewarning, before you start spazzing and calling everyone names. Just remember that wether you decide to believe remains entirely up to you, and your choice does not affect my life in my way. The last thing I need is your approval.

That she had no idea there was a webcam watching

Fag

...

Run piggy

She is of a different race

Dolly Little

she had AIDS and herpes XD

She's anorexic

I've known her for 18 years.

She thought she was lesbian until I met her. Then took her virginity.

There was another dick in her at the time. buddy of mine and me spitroasted his GF.

Being 37, and having slept with 25+ women, when we first slept together she was the very first woman that I ever came WAY too early. I couldn't even believe it.

I started laughing hysterically at myself and then explained it to her and she was like "well at least I know I'm hotter than any of those other women."

Fast forward... she's now my gf and lives with me and is hot as fucking balls. (and no I don't have the early load problem with her anymore)

>inb4 show us pictures.
no you faggots, you don't get pictures.

She has stomach problems, and cant shit for sometimes weeks. Her stomach becomes bloated at this point. So no anal, sadly.

She had a piercing in her nipple

He liked the taste of my fiances pussy

she was a slovenian here on vacation but would let me bang her in exchange for free modeling shots

Fine you guys, I'll show here's my gf.

She enjoys being tied up and is the mother of my child

She's from a the other end of Europe than me

>Britbong dating and fucking a Romanian

OK, so this is new (to me, at least)

She's 60

Her brother anally raped a 12 year old girl, he's 16. I got the fuck out of there before she followed the crazy train

She's a good friend of mine for about 5 years. She just broke up with her boyfriend so I fucked her several times. Cums like a fountain. She likes to jerk me off when I finish

was in a feet thread last night

Been dating about a month. She made me dinner, we drank some wine, then we fucked. Hoping to make her gf this weekend.

vaginally? she was bubbly and her last name was "Vo", and i know vietnamese have weird names, but that was too odd

orally? he's adorable, smokes weed and enjoys veep

She later accused me of raping her, even though we were on a trip together and we had sex multiple times when she literally asked me to stick my dick inside her.
Been 2 years, haven't recovered from that shock yet. Thankfully she didn't go through with it, probably because she knew that she can't fucking go to the police if she WASN'T RAPED and has literally 0 physical evidence of being raped.

never stick your dick in crazy, user

>she likes drugs and metrofaggots who are under the impression they're men
I did not know this before I got together with her

Funny...
I've got a craving for Baconator Fries and a Frostee.

i had a Latin exam the next day

Lesson learned.

lawl

what does that make you?

single mom, 37, likes to be choked and has lots of rape fantasies

Here's all the statistics about the last time I had sex.

She is my girlfriends friend. Been fucking about 6 months now.

Fake and gay. You have a column saying all sex was raw then later a column saying you came in her vaginally with condom on.

Yeah, I put a condom on half way because I like summing in the act instead of pulling out. Raw is just talking about insertion.

more?

she was volunteer in a refugee camp

She cams and wants me to fuck her on cam and split the money

her mother had an abortion (1 night stand told me this idk why)

she constantly watches futurama, and even has it on as background noise while she's getting ready instead of music or something. i've had to listen to every episode about 30 times or more over the past 4 years. i fucking hate it

Had a kid and thought i was gonna play father for her. No thank you.

Was hot af and a great fuck though. Prolly the hottest one i"ve ever fucked, but taking care of someone else's kid at 25, not my thing.

She's the COO of a billion dollar company.

Pics or it didn't happen

Fuck that must be intense
What's your relationship now?

Best girl I ever dated. Most in need of training.

I'm not super excited about having to teach her everything like past girls and I think she's just a touch lazy about business in bed.

Nigger with a nigger boyfriend

High as fuck with a friend of a friend of a friend. Never met her before and didn't really talk to her that night. Went to bed on my own and was woken up by her sitting on my cock. Came buckets in her.

Dude. Been there. What the actual fuck is that shit?!

She was fat lesbian feminist

the most interesting thing about her is something about you.

I like you

right? like you already know what happens every episode.. every joke. you've seen it a million fucking times, how is that possibly entertaining? don't ever want to discover something new?

i do have more, but gotta go

I'm really ashamed of myself, but she was Canadian

Whats wrong with Canadians

She's a nice girl, probably my future wife.

We've been close friends and more since we were 11, I moved away 13 years ago. I fly home at the end of my lease in january, and we will be married by the end of next year. Kind of intense.

Leaf confirmed

They're bigger whores than Icelandic chicks

What about this:

There is almost nothing less mood setting than Futurama.

Music? I get that. A nice even toned documentary as background noise or an action movie if you want to mask the sound of humping...

...but Futurama? On repeat? The fuck?!

How is that a thing? Yeah yeah, sure sure rule34 kek kek kek.

No.

Her long term boyfriend blew his brains out in front of her 2 months before I raw dogged it

She's never lived in any one place more than a few years, apparently. Also purple hair, which is rad as fuck.

she was on shrooms. was kind of wierd.

No bigger whores on the planet than russians.

Not even close.

Those are some serious cum dumps.

She had a feminine penis

Jared Leto spanked her when she was 15. He didn't know she was underage.

>be me
> 9/10 girl who friend zoned me back in highschool calls me a couple weeks ago
>she's married
>told husband she's leaving him
>"user, come get drinks with me?"
>we get wasted
>back to my place
>rail her out all night
>MFW i escape the friend zone a decade later.
>

Being this sad

Her husband watched.

wat

That's my dream girl. I do the same shit mofo. Gimme her digits faggot

exactly. i try to understand the psychology of it, but i just can't

She isn't as hot as my wife but the sex is over 9000 times better.

she had fake tits

My ex set me up with her and she had 365 days logged with one of her wow characters

She was crazy and the sex was awful.

This was 4 years ago.

Truth. Her friend got them backstage somehow, they met him. When her friend and her mom had to step out of his trailer, he immediately told her to open her mouth...without any lead up or easing into it. The door shut, and he said "open your mouth."

Shes asian, and im currently sponging off her family.

Cumming is not the same as an orgasm. Making a girl cum isn't too hard, but making her orgasm is a task.

The bitch gave me gonorrhea

why do you watch the same shit over and over and prefer inane chatter you have memorized as background noise instead of music?

lol my friends tell me i look like this guy

069 get

>VIRGIN DETECTED
right,

country?

US

No

Has two children now

i wonder if one of them is mine.

wtf is wrong with you?

Damn, you haven't gotten laid in a while

She's sitting on the couch and she just said "Are you retarded misses?" About someone on Facebook.

Not even sure if it was wifey or a hooker.
>living in Europe where prostitution is legal
> fyl.gif

She made me stop, went to the bathroom and collapsed

She has a black by that she doesn't have sex with and she lets me do degrading and painful stuff to her.

>is my ex
>has a boyfriend currently
>i moved out of state
>came back ~a year later to visit
>she stayed in hotel with me for 3 days
>constant fucking like animals
>took her anal virginity

feels good man pic related

cheesespin.net/
this site is mean

i see scrotum

She enjoys when I cum on her face for some reason, she also enjoys being on her knees. I have over +3000 photos of her because she's my personal little pornstar.

butterface detected

She's 4'10" tall and 80 lbs. My dick wouldn't fit all the way inside her. She's not a midget.

She was doing heroin at the time, and introduced me to it, though I only did it once.

damn,she hot user. me blow load early too

She is chinese.

He was ten years my senior

She had a small uncut penis, and double d's

She was on her period. No joke.

damn! she is hot! got more?

now that I think about it, definitely the latter.

So she was black, which is rare in this country, and did a better job than you'd expect for 40€.

that's not a big deal, user. sex with women on their period is pretty normal, unless you're a little bitch about some potential blood.

Sex on shrooms feels great. It would be weird as fuck if only one person was tripping though.

She's 4"11

cucks advised

Fiancé, engaged for 8 months.
She was drugged/raped by three or four guys at different times when she was 12-15.
We saw one of them that was her age when it happened in public once and she got right scared and more or less had to hold me back from confronting him. It happened years ago but she still gets nightmares

For the past 4 years my girlfriend was addicted to meth and was a high end call girl. When we started dating seriously she quit both. So yes, I am dating a meth whore

bro, you know im talking about nudes

My GF. She's a petite 5"2 100lbs. A nerdy girl, thick glasses into Dr. Who and Twilight fanfiction...

Interesting fact: she's really into sex outdoors in public places. She gave me several bj's in the park and the mall toilet. Now, we plan on a way I can give her oral in public somehow. Any ideas?

Her ancestry come from Egyptian Jews.

She is 18, I'm 33.

She was homeschooled and obviously has massive daddy issues and is willing to do anything to please.

Athletic body (swmmer) and nuce c-cup boobies. Tiny little ass that I can put my peepee in.

Literally everything I want physically.

Kicker: I really don't care about her and would never consider her as a GF :/

damn! keep em coming

She is masturbating, right now.

>hooker
>unshaven leg hair
pick one faggot

would suck on those nips/10

Get her a razor.

how'd you meet and score with someone so young? i always imagine a guy in his 30s hitting on an 18 year old as being perceived as really creepy

thats exactly how u should be doing it

girlls with daddy issues are just cum recipient, i would never date one of those bitches, u cant trust in these bitches, everytime a man puts a little bit of attention has the chance to fuck them... but they are the best on bed so yep, ur doint it right

Nice

The blood isn't the big deal, but the horrible smell is.

ew gross, hairy legs!

It wasn't a ginger

son I am disappoint

i knew she was married.

My ex, she is remarried, we fuck all the time but she still claims she hates me. He can't make her orgasm but I do nearly every time and typically multiples

I stole her from her ex kek

there's a fucking standard bro.
2/10 made me reply

She shaves her pussy daily... I never told her to shave her legs as it's common in The Philippines, and I wasn't so mindful of it

She had a shallow vagina, which was perfect for my smallish dick (only 5 inches).

We were a perfect fit, but I drove her away with my self-hatred and depression.

So was she whoring for meth?

checked

She was about 50 and i payed her 120 bucks

moare ?

Not likely; she was dealing on the side as well to gay boys in her city. But she was making a good living being a whore. Got paid 750 to 1000 per gig, and a lot of them were repeat customers. But at the end of the day, a meth whore.

ye, u

Holy quads

>help current slut I'm banging move into new apartment
>doesn't know roommate, got thru craiglist
>go out and get hammered after settled in
>she doesn't have a bed
>shed a poor hipster
>nail her on couch
>roommate gets home
>nice to meet you
>"please don't stop because of me"
>all have pleasant chat while banging
>says if she didn't have boyfriend she join in
>now have goal to destroy her relationship

>interesting
Axis 2 bi-polar
just released from Behavioral Health unit (involuntary 2 week hold) for multiple suicide attempts
was alternate for her country's Olympic Taekwondo team in 2012

what was the problem with her ? Why did mod delete it

she was 20 with the mental capacity of a 13 year old, felt bad but, doesnt matter had sex

%triforce

Dodged a major bullet when I found her herpes medications in her drawer snooping around while she was taking a shower.

Don't care how hot she was I fucking ejected out of her place like a pilot out of burning fighter jet.

she did not look THAT bad with the lights off

stuck up bitch i can barely even remember

diagnosed schizophrenic

She's a tattoo artist

Cause she only has 2 fingers on her left hand fucking disgusting

Satan is right

she'll just cheat on you ya silly shit

That's about half the 20 year olds nowadays.

Ex gf. She was a crazy redhead

ah c'mon
Was hopping to have more
thanks

good tits though

She made me stick my finger in her ass so she could cum.
>"made me"

Sorry to hear about that.

She's a cheating fucking whore and I hope she catches something nasty.

shit dude !
ok
Moar of her ? I like her hairy legs damn

...

she served me 9months ago icecream with a cap and wanted to fuck me since then

very young blonde girl working in a ice cream place

big tits and ass compared to her small frame

She talked about the origin of her name for a half hour. Then she gave me head under a tree, then later fucked in the back of my truck.
I work with her, and it's been rather awkward since.

She fucked over 70 guys and sucked more than 150 dicks. Pussy was good.

Damn, your gf is 100% white trash

u gay

she was supporting an addiction

She's 11, I'm 42. Bitches will do anything if you flash them money, buy them good stuff, and have a decent sports car. Of course it helps that to keep in shape and look good too.

I fucked her in the ass 8 times in one day. She still wanted more

Hanging out at her friend's boarding house...
We have a nice home and she only works for fun
All the friends live in tiny one room homes

do you fuck her friends for fun too? she join in?

pinay?

She is perfect for me.
> loves to fuck
> hippie vegan girl (I'm not vegan but whatever)
> fellow anarcho communist
> super submissive in bed
> we never fight
> travels the world with me.

I think I'm gonna marry this one guys

She was originally my stalker, but I was a lonely virgin.

It worked out, now I have a qt3.14 hikkikimori NEET housewife that cleans, gardens, and makes food for me, and she can sing well which calms me down when I'm stressed. She occasionally goes legit crazy (like short stay in institution), but I'm a weird fucker, so it evens out I suppose.

It's like all the thousands of hours of animu I watched infected my life, and I love it!

I'm married to her.

I never fuck the girls in her bar, but we go out and meet other girls who spend the night with us.

We have one regular girlfriend - The girl on the right in this photo... The girl on the left is also a hooker, but we never have sex with her. Family friend

She's a married lesbian in an open relationship, who came hard as fuck when I put it in her ass. Soon to have a three way ^(*.*)^

curious, are you white/from the states?

I've considered moving to the Philipines for some pussy, but figured it would be blatantly obvious to the locals...

When I cum on her stomach she rubbed in like lotion

was her name michelle?

She's in-house counsel for a major company making six figures a year.

She loves to be slapped and choked while I call her a dirty whore and fuck her in the ass.

So how much nigger and muzzie cock does she gobble weekly, on average?

Also, yes, they both love to swallow and eat pussy

We only take girls that are good to eat pussy

Photo... Friend, Wife, Me, our Girlfriend

Old gals are looking for this w/ young dudes (not the b/ro who is banging oldy btw):

1) Disposable sex
2) Errand boy whilst disposable sex. (Go fetch me tampons, pizza etc. then you can blow your wad in me.)
3) Stupid cum factory newbie who will breed me and let me own his life for the next 25 years.

That's women over 30 who dates 18 - 25 year olds.

White, yes, Western, but not American.
Go to Angeles City for a vacation, it will open your eyes... This may sound strange, but there's a lot of companionship there and friendliness... The bars don't have naked chicks or sex shows.

Photo, Waitress, another girlfriend, me, wife

bisexual bipolar 21 yo with beautiful innie and very rich dad.

here

How is the bipolar thing? My wife is borderline which turns out to mean she acts like a character in my chinese cartoons (though at times this can be less fun than it sounds - luckily her stalking me doesn't lead to much drama since I'm asocial so there's very little to be suspicious/jealous of).

sounds like you're living the good life, congrats

He was a kid.

I work overseas on projects. She only works when I'm away.
This is a party 3 weeks ago at the ABC Hotel, Angeles City. I was home this one time...

>perfect
>vegan

Projecting quite a bit there aren't you?

... I took our Girlfriend out, and booked a hotel to fuck her all night

Perfect for me, it's subjective man.

Also I'm just saying, no vegan is gonna turn into a landwhale overnight. So there's that

Wife arrived at the hotel after the party. we was asleep...

She fingered the girl and sucked my dick to wake us up

true, but a woman can

Less likely to be a whale.

Also, vegan girls taste better, and they're more likely to know how to cook at least since they can't just live on fast food or frozen dinners or whatever.

Kek

She loves it up her bum

She's the media coordinator of this country for a large accounting software company (not MYOB).

Eh true enough, however we go hiking and stuff together all the time. also she does yoga and runs all the time so I think she's good.

Something INTERESTING and about HER, not you, ya faggot nigger.

what do you do? howd you get into this? you're living the dream man

I knocked her up and after the abortion she became a hooker.

Damn. Sounds like an awesome love story
I'm 18 and have a similar story with a girl, we'll see how that works
How did you manage to keep in touch and not make it awkward? For sure there must be some lesson I can learn from you and not the hard way as i really wanna keep this girl (incidentally the last person to have my dick inside of her)

Any sort of contact you can give me? Very interested in your story

no cartoon characters or anything. mostly mania / depression stuff, sometimes she is somewhere inbetween. difficult to describe. we cook, paint, fuck, smoke mj etc in mania and i just hug and prevent her to drink and hurt herself in depression. not a couple, i dont really care about her condition. just a great fuck for me. yeah im disgusting.

She's in her 20s now. She was molested and raped almost daily for 3 months by her cousin when she was 8 or 9.

>No, I'm not her cousin.

>Did she seem to orgasm?
>How many times?

>3
>5+
>3

Lol holy fuck you're retarded.

I'm in aviation management. I went to Philippines a few years ago to Buy an A320, and got hooked.

Now I have a house there. We also have a kid, and a nanny/maid, so my wife can work.

I don't know if I'm a cuck for enjoying my wife working as a hooker, but I get to fuck many many girls there, either with or without my wife

My ICT teacher looks like that guy

She's my wife.

She looks like, dresses as and wants to be a dude. Still has a nice pussy and was one of the best fucks I've had

Funniest dubs I've seen in a while, bravo.

My wife

Who is chinese

From a wealthy family

And cooks for me

And runs a business

While I get my PhD

and campaign for the european race like the race traitor I am.

>feels good man.

I was drunk and horny. She was fat.

Maybe you are confused by vaginal orgasm and clitoris orgasm, yes they are diferent but both are "cumming" and "orgasm"

Ramona. She's obsessed with me since I transferred to her high school. When we graduated we started hooking up.
It was great had multiple partners. I fell in love with Victoria. So Ramona got a bf to spite me then I hit her up to fuck and she was down so I came in her ass because her bad had a small dick and she felt guilty about vaginal. Fast forward a year of not talking to her I'm with Victoria. Ramona calls her and tells her I raped her that time. It ruins my engagement and we gave up the house we had in Colorado.
This was 4 years ago. Last night I came three times in Ramonas mouth back to back because she's fucking crazy and I'm a nympho and can't help it.

Pic very related it's her

if you're fucking other girls then i guess its fair for her as well as long as she doesn't bring you a disease. grats though man that's awesome.. now to study aviation management..

Ok give us details on how it started? I'm in uni right now (nontraditional 25yo) and I'm in class with this qt 17yo that is homeschooled. We took our test last week and her whole family came to pick her up since the test was not during regular class hours. They seem overprotective as shit. Were your girl's like that? I'm interested in this qt but not sure how to go about trying to break her protective wall. Is it even worth it? We do talk a lot in class, but because she gets dropped off and picked up only for this class, she can't stay and study with the rest of the group.

my mom is a nice lady

>quads of fucking retardation.

The graph is laughable and the definition of autism.

Cumming and orgasm are synonymous when it comes to informal language.

Congratz, you earned your red wings, now get over it Moses

actually, it's all licensed in the bars. Girls get tested weekly, and are banned if they catch something.

So if you ever visit Angeles City, just choose bar girls - No freelancers unless they can show that they work in bars also

I know a few guys who won't have sex with a woman on their period. Blows my mind how stupid that is.

good advice, thanks man

She was a punk covered in tats and piercings.
The sex was incredible.

some women STINK to hell when they're on their period.. my gf is one. never really had a problem with it until her but her hygiene is pretty bad in general

>so I came in her ass because her bad had a small dick and she felt guilty about vaginal.

She doesn't know that I have a gf

I've yet to run into a woman who's vagina stinks significantly more when on her period. That doesn't surprise me that it happens though.

That sucks, user. You should tell her to wash her fucking hatchet wound and not eat shit.

bullshit

She dumped me while I had my dick in her. Just started crying that she didn't love me anymore and that she had led me on for months.
Ah well, at least it was good pussy

no joke, she was 15

No worries, I'll answer anything

Same

She owns 4 horses and is a good rider

Constructive - Which part are you calling bullshit?

2 hot chicks and a bottle of...soju?
..i guess you must be god

I fucked her in the ass

i never got her name :(

It's sad to think my gf will only wait 2 months after I sudoku

ha ha, yeah we got lemons and salt from room service and was alternating body shots until 6am.

the best

The girl in Yellow wasn't so pretty, but she was fun. We all lived together for 10 weeks, before I tok my (at the time) girlfriend to another country for a new project

She did a boob job. It was disgusting. Also it was fresh so I couldn't touch it even or suck on her tits. I don't think I'll see her again.

was the girl in yellow a good fuck?

She was a solid 8 or 9/10
She basically forced me into a chair

nice get satan, can i be your assistant?

How easy is it to start a new life in the Philippines? I'm 23 and thinking about to kill myself instead. All I have is 700 euro. Can u help me?

Yeah she was a fucking machine, but hated cum.

But my wife really knows how to grind on a dick.She is by far the #1 best fuck I ever had in my life

i have been there, they dont test the girls at the bars.. if they told you that, you are a fool for believing it

they drinking milk? ;D

more?

You go to the Philippines with €700, you will kill yourself ASAP.

You need money. Maybe €40 a day for a girl and food/drink. €50 for hotel.

The money required to have fun isn't so great, but "no money, no honey" has never been more true

Then I know what to do

the best fuck I've ever had was in japan, while I was studying abroad. fucked the friend of my japanese language prof, she was a prof for ancient history. 49 years old, divorced, no kids. young looking. hairy pussy. loved anal, loved cum. her pussy was a dream.

You've "been there"?
I live there and my wife is a bar girl... All the girls we know are bar girls...

Prove your validity better than "I've been there"
Maybe post 50+ photos of your life there.

All licensed bargirls get tested weekly. You saw the licence that the girls need to display right? it's on the black and gold lanyards they are wearing here.

By the way, the gold lanyard is from the Singapore Grand Prix. She has a good life

You write that you only fucked her raw but deposit your cum into a condom vaginal?
fake and gay

...

Yes, motivate yourself. Get a goal (even if that goal is get good looking pussy) and then work hard for it. The rewards will come if you stay focused, trust me ok

dude, run for your fucking and pitiful life. drop the wife, get someone decent. quality of life improves.

damn you look like you're having fun

so €100 a day... that's easily doable

Is she cute at least?

hahahahah cringe

your body knows what it wants

She was 14 (I'm 33).

Inb4 partyvan, I'm in Japan where that's legal.

She killed her brother.
>Tfw I slept with a killer
>feels dangerous man

ohfuck

Was she aware you had sex as well?

Good luck on that buddy!

She was a romanian harlot.

Yeah it's ok. But once you're in a relationship or married then it's better...

Just be so fucking careful to choose the right girl

Very

> pitiful life

>implying my life wasn't pitiful before her, as a 27 year old virgin that spent every free moment whacking it to hentai games

you got any pics of some lesbian action?

Anthony

No, sorry... The 2014 girl who lived with us, was pretty camera shy.

Most girls we meet are not keen on cameras in the bedroom

She was Ecuadorian, best sex I've ever had.

If in fact this is your GF, congrads that you have a girl friend who will let you take pics of her nude.

He decided he wanted to join the Marines I was against it but whatever

let? just do it man

Honestly, as long as she doesn't ever feel the desire to kill you, or leave you and fuck other guys, I'm jealous.

It sounds like she's crazy, but her obsession is with you. As long as that part never changed, it'd be an awesome scenario.

she was a bipolar attention whore

>For the past 4 years my girlfriend was addicted to meth and was a high end call girl.
>seriously she quit both.
Yea dude, she definitely wouldn't lie to you. Sounds like a real keeper.

Her mum put her ass on a hot af stove when she was like 2-3 so she has burn marks on her ass

Here's 2 videos. dropbox
Enjoying a face full of cum...
com/s/guobwm6mqev4rab/GOPR1296_1471010104490_high.MP4?dl=0

Getting fucked like a real whore by some weird customer
com/s/jtrc8ltnpooqkw8/20160414083225.mp4?dl=0

It is my ex and we're fuckbuddies and no one knows

Her bf had a small dick. I fucked her ass because she felt sex would make her too guilty.