User, be honest, how big is your penis and when did you last had sex?

user, be honest, how big is your penis and when did you last had sex?
Mine is 21 cm and I didn't had sex for over 5 years.
>inb4: over 9000 inches and such

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6.5 inches long
5.5 inches around
Fucked last night.

8 inches, last night

20 cm and Last friday , why does it Matter tho?

18 cm long
13.5 cm around

2 years

20cm too

7" long
5.5" around

Got deepthroated three nights ago. Will probably get blown again this weekend.

Before that it was over a year and a half drought

>6.5 inches
>yesterday

12 inches
5 min ago
>white master race

I can't have sex because I fart for 3 hours, 5 hours after food. All health tests (including endoscopy+colonoscopy) show complete norm just as blood and poop tests.

I am fucked and I don't know why

Mine almost 19cm and 5years without sex too :(

18cm
a year ago Q.Q

>5 minutes ago
>is now on Cred Forums

7.5 inches, had sex last week

6 inches and fuck most every night. Got ridden this morning.

17cm here
15 year old youngfag and virgin

The fuck?

7" and last night.

But I'm married and my wife is usually horny - so it's really nothing exciting.

6.5"
Maybe July someone?

6.0 inches long

Last Wednesday

You should ask you're girl

6.2
18 hours ago

17cm
a month ago

7.5
Sunday 25th of September.

17 cm or 7 inches
Tfw I cum within 3 fucking minutes even when fapping

5.9 never

18 cm Last week

fuck dude...

~16cm long
~12cm around
Measures taken a long while back but basically that.
Virgin

7.5 inches
about 3 weeks ago

Same stats , fucked about ah week ago.

I feel 6.5 long and 5.5 thick is kinda small but decent at the same time.

6.69 inch
16 hours ago

5.2 inches long
4.5 inches circumference.
12 years ago.

7.1" and virgin

19 cm long
16 cm around
2 weeks ago

I had this problem , until I accidentally circumcised myself , you should do it bro.

cut here...
I can fuck for 4 hours without cumming if I want to. I usually need 30 minutes.

that was a problem for my ex gf, she thought she wasnt attractive enough when I didnt came in 10 minutes. mental bitch

6x5.5
Last night, tied up wife and did some spanking and orgasm denial. Been averaging sex once a week last few months.

18cm
3 years

That's because she's cheating on you

How do you circumcised myself? By accident o.O

18,5cm
3 days

5cm
3 days
I'm probably only person on earth who needs a belt around condom.

19cm and I just had sex

When I was uncut I was ashamed of Myself for cumming under 5mins , now I miss it. All that work and trying to mentally fuck yourself to bust ain't coo.

You skip foreplay , you start fucking the shit outta her while she's dry , ramming it in and out of her pussy , pulling completely out and then shoving it in , eventually the skin pulls back and you hear a loud snap , and you start bleeding out , I ended up in the hospital. But it's coo.

You seriously that small ?

6 inchs long
5.5 around
fucked about 2 months ago
(in a long distant relationship)

13 cm
Vor 5 Uhr

>12cm
>Never
Kill me

>13 cm
Kys

See

6.5 long and 5.5 around
Coming up on two years since it was last used

16cm. Sex almost daily, most of the days 2 or 3 times a day for the last 5 months.

Not the biggest cock but I make her cum buckets

18cm
i fuck at least every 2nd day, sometimes daily and sometimes twice a day
gf

How do you make her cum buckets ?

20cm 2 weeks

If "she" is cuming buckets it means she is probably a dude.

I put a finger up their ass and it normally gets them going.

3. Inches. And I had sex with a dog once.

i don't want to sound gay or anything, but sweet words, lots of hugs, lots of telling her she's great and beautiful

and lots of finger- and tonguestuff before sex

She's a squirter and I love it

Definatly a dude

You means she pisses the bed

I guess only an animal could accept your baby penis.

I guess the other user was right.... It was a dude.

checked

5.5 inches
had sex twenty minutes ago
Multiple girls who will come over/go home with me
fuck like rabid animal
inb4 how do you make her cum?
dont care. got laid.

psh laugh all you won't, at least i make my woman cum hard

Wow, almost everyone in this thread has an above-average dick length! What are the chances?!?!

6 inches abouts, and I had sex two days ago. Probably gonna have sex tonight too, things depending. I live with my girlfriend, so its pretty much whenever I want and am not too busy.

With that attitude, don't expect to get laid too much later on

>I feel 6.5 long and 5.5 thick is kinda small but decent at the same time.
that feel, im samefagging so hard here. Its like so close to being a big cock but not big enough to be considered well hung

and btw, you'll never experience the real joy of a girl cumming, until she squirts all over the place.

You tell yourself: fuck yeah dude you made her cum hard. Better feeling then cumming yourself imho

mine is 16 cm and i'm a virgin

...

Don't know, don't care.

More focused on making money than fucking some random skank.

about 6 inches
and 2 Days ago

...

no you just have a piss fetish but call it what you want

I'd get a second opinion if I were you.

15 cm and 6 cm thick... 12 weeks ago...

Same
Last fuck last week girlfriend is on a super period run

5.5 inches or 14 com
Just got operated for phimosis 4 weeks ago.
Had sex last on the 25th of june this year.

Lol fuck off you guys making me feel more and more average by the post.

Yeah man , like its on the verge of looking big but it's about average. No one has bitched about it... The thickness makes up for it I guess.

What you trying to say bish?

4.5
somewhere around 2011 or 2010

13 cm
a month ago

Tell me about it, atleast I've never been called small. Who doesnt wanna be above average though.

6cm?

6.6"
Never
Age 19 btw

how did she react on your dick

21cm, last night.

9"
Last night.

My dick varies in size based on how turned on I am. It can get up to 7", but it's usually around 6 or 6.5

16.5/ 17 cm good days, didnt had sex since 2010

5.5, a few days ago

And tell me, Mr. user, what good is a penis if you are unable to sex?

you have no clue what samefag means do you?

5 inches
Last night

8.5 used to be lil over 9 seems to have shrunk since i havent had sex in the past 6 months maybe Cred Forums is why i dont get laid anymore

18cm, never had sex
>inb4 virginfag

Fine, to be honest I DO believe size matters (and I have a small dick), but they have never complained about it, and they always come back for more. Its funny because even with this size you can actually reach their cervix if you know what you are doing,

same

being hung sucks sometimes because one wrong move and you hurt them and then have to rebuild their 'gasm up again.. but it could also be good cuz when they can't walk afterwards.. it's something funny to laugh at. especially when they can't pee for 1/2 hour. Lol

22 cm, few weeks

13cm fucked last sunday with my girl

5 inches/12.7 cm
8ish hours ago

I don't have to sit to pee, which is convenient at times.

5.7 inches
Sometime in the spring

7.5in long not sure so recently but about 6 inches around maybe a little more

like 2 days ago.

if your not boning you need a slam piggy, guys

22cm long, about wrist thick around.
Last had sex 4 days ago.

Bullshit.

Um... how so?

about 15cm and last week

Timestamp , faggot.

>even with this size you can actually reach their cervix if you know what you are doing,
You mean turn her off so much, her vagina shrinks to it's limit?

i'd love to have a 5.5 circumference.

i'm like 4.8-5 at my hardest, then probably a little less than 7 length wise

One moment pls

dont worry son, you will get laid too someday

5,5 inches (14 cm) long, 5 inches (13 cm) round
Two weeks ago

Someone's upset about never having pleaseda woman they deny science clear as day that countless texts can explain with a simple search.

Kek'd my pants.

6.3 inch or 16cm
Last month

Go to a prostitute or use tinder

About 6 inches, maybe a little more but nothing special. Last sex was saturday, or maybe sunday - i don't know. Discovered Company of Heroes so spending my evenings in study, playing instead of in lounge with the missus.

>6x5
>Month ago

I've made attempts with other women but have been rejected. Win some lose most

Little under 8 inches. Maybe 8 depending on my arousal. Never measured around but can't fit into a Gatorade bottle. (Don't ask). And Sunday. Being married sucks ass sometimes. Getting some strange is hard when everyone knows your wife.

7.5 inches. Been probably 2 months now.

>Getting some strange is hard when everybody knows your wife

Nigga what the fuck does this even mean?

I call bullshit on the vast majority of you fuckers and your measurements.

I'm 6.1 long
5.75 around
Fucked last night

>5.5
>never

17 cm
30 Minutes ago.

5.25 in
Not sure how wide
Fucked my wife 4 days ago.

Have you thought about sticking one of these in your ass so it lets the gas seep out quietly through the day and then just shove it all the way in for sexy time? Just in case they try to tickle your corn hole.

Everyone knows were married because her parents are well known in my city. Makes it hard to find a chick that's dtf and won't squeal.

8 inches. Pic related.

Fucking some latvian chick I met on a dating app this weekend.

How are you not a pornstar

It's that idea that you have an issue with? Not the 12 inches? Ma man you just got played

ITT

15,5cm, married, have sex nearly every day. My wife has a stronger libido than me. She'd like to have sex every day several times.

>i haven't had sex in 9 years so i'm gonna go to Cred Forums and lie about things

17.5cm
never

14 cm ~3 weeks ago

7.8 inches in length, about 3-4 in girth. Had sex last Wednesday, though did pass up sex last two nights. When I get high I can literally fuck for hours. Not a good thing, unless you're in a relationship, which I haven't been in for 6 years.

>this one prostitute i've fucked was really cute, i wish i had her number so i could cuck her

Rofl everytime someone asks about sex life and dick size. There's always the fgts that say the same thing "Wife, everyday, she wants it all the time".

You kids always leave the part out where she gets it everyday from a bull because you are a cuck.

7 inches. About 6 months ago.

Pic related.

>3-4 in girth
Like circumference or diameter?

5 inches long
Never had sex, feelsbadman
I'm 18 so I'm trying to get on that before I turn 20, probably won't though

test

That sucks. I've personally never had to pay for sex before, unless you count conversation as payment. Is it worth it? Surely it'd be cheaper to buy yourself a pocket pussy no?

about 16-18cm in length, 13cm around
just measured it, but I'm not fully erect

never had sex

6 inches, and I fucked my wife last night.

I fucked my whore two weeks ago.

Circumference. This is an estimated measurement. My dick is about as thick as a soup can seems too insincere. True or not.

>Buckets
It's piss, man...

If she cums, she cums. It won't come out with pressure and won't look like piss.

Looks like mine, yours is a little thicker but mine is definitely veiner. 10/10 would lumber jack.

If you measure pressed against the pubic Bone (which is the only correct way to measure) then 18cm/7inch and 14 around/~5inch.
Last Sex was tuesday

I fucked a Asian chick in a parlor. She didn't charge me apparently I just made her fucking wet as shit, but the previous one before her did. Worth it until you need/want to buy something.

21cm, or just about over 8 inches.

Dated this 7/10 red haired girl a year ago and got constantly laid, but she was stupid and often made me cringe. Plus she wanted to spend time with me constantly and seemed to be jealous about my friends. So we broke up.

Now I'm looking for someone that can live her own life for a chance. I've been thinking that maybe I should get someone solely dtf for a while, but I've got bad experience about that kind of thing (almost got an STD one time, another time the girl fell in love with me and the third time I fell in love with the girl).

At least there's always porn.

I'm a gns, but this is a half chub. Vain enough to snap it, not enough to measure ^(-_-')^

12.9 cm at best when erect
I am kinda attractive to girls, but that small dick, fuck. Those two girls wouldn't break up with me if I was able to please them in bed.
There is even a girl at my work who is 7/10 and is into me, everyone knows it, but I refuse to get close to her because I'm afraid she will tell everyone I have a small dick and bad at sex.

I have the Same Problem try eding the day before it will reduce the time significantly, but it's still controllable

Rosy and her five sisters will never let you down. Preach!!!

you are edging near chode type measurments

damn dude thats a pretty thin dick

Why the fuck would you do that? If you can fuck for hours, just find a bitch that can handle it. I will say be careful at the same time, because some of them will trap your ass to keep that all to themselves.

6.75 inches
Had sex about 3 weeks ago. Currently out of the country on work. Could try to fuck some local girls here but I'm not an asshole and I love my GF.

Although she did mention something about Tyrone and his friends coming over to help her out moving some furniture.

BC dick gets sensitive and at some point it just becomes a hassle, I'd rather have a good 15mins of sex then 2hours of bad sex and then not cumming.

Yea...
Funny thing, I can rarely land a female. It's like, I can't bothered to put forth maximum effort to bed them, yet when I do, they never leave unless I disappear (I never fuck at my place anymore because of this). Ironic as hell

I'm cut and I can cum in 2 minutes or last for hours. It's all in the head man. If I totally let myself focus on her body and how good her pussy feels I can cum almost instantly. But if I distract myself I can keep from cumming basically until I'm just too exhausted to fuck anymore or she is too sore.

I usually fuck for about 30 minutes because after that she starts to get sore. If we go longer she is usually too sore to fuck again for a few days.

I'd rather fuck for 20-30 minutes a few times a week than for an hour once a week.

...I forget that most men are in it for themselves. My bad. Still, as long as your partner orgasms, power to ya. I may hit the bed first but I always cum last. My record was about 20+ vaginally and 10 or so anally. She lost count and I stopped caring after about the 2nd hour lolz. Was sore for days after though. THC and gin helps with the sensitivity, at least for me. MDMA is boner suicide though, fucks with blood flow, and makes it hard as shit to cum

7.5 inces, and I havent fucked since October 8th, 1965

average length on Cred Forums is 19-20cm yet every study shows the averages are 4-8cm below that

I've dated a couple multi-orgasmic girls. It was awesome. Unfortunately my current GF is one and done.

I've tried to make her have multiple orgasms and she HATES it. She says she is too sensitive and it is unpleasant.

I tried tying her to the bed so she couldn't get away and didn't stop going down in her after her first orgasm. She was screaming her safe word and demanding I stop after the first orgasm.

Underrated post

15cm, fucked last night

Yeah Mine cums super fast but can get Multiple ones so thats cool

Yeah. I mean, if it's sexual urges, might as well just jack off. But I crave for that feeling of being close to someone, loving, being loved. DTF-relationship creates an illusion of that, but it's just shallow.

I mean, I'm better looking than average for sure, I'm even somewhat intelligent, authentic and clever, have got the charms and even play guitar and sing. But like most men, most women are morons. And I can't stand stupidity at all. Stupid people make me want to shoot myself in the head, somehow resurrect from dead and repeat until I've splattered my brain on literally every street corner in the world just for the sheer shock value, then resurrect again and ask these morons that do they now see how much pain they make me go through by being such blatant morons. Yeah, a little over the top way of expressing it, but I mean holy shit most people are just so simple that I feel physically sick listening to them.

So you can imagine it's really hard for me to go on dates or meeting new people in general. I've got a lot of friends that are mostly ok, but even finding them has been a hell of a task. And even some of them I've been ditching because I can't stand the moronic shit they spew out nowadays. I'm allergic to retards.

Man, I just want a girl with a brain.

Hi guys, uhm, you're all talking about making your girl orgasim

Howda I do this

We hump and hump, she says stuff like "oh god" under her breath but

What I needa do

I feel for you man. I have yet to suffer that. I usually lick it before I stick it, depending on their track record, and I eat that shit like Kobayashi. I would be pissed as shit if they stopped me. Then again I did go too hard on the one before my last, and I had to keep giving her breaks. I made her blow me as I waited, so it worked out in the end.

17cm
Last night

Hi, I try this

I went down, and licked clit and she seemed kina into it

Another time i started rubbing it with my finger, but she said it tickled as if it something I should stop doing

Yeah she says she is hyper sensitive to everything. She has even talked to therapists about it. Gets motion sick easy, I have to be careful even taking corners in a parking lot too quick, it can make her nauseous. Bright lights give her headaches. She notices the tiniest background noises and is distracted by them.

It's honestly a pain in the ass. But she is a sweetheart and totally drama free other than her sensitivity to damn near everything stimulating.

It's like her senses are cranked up to 11

Preaching to the choir brother. I haven't had a relationship in over 6 years, and that one was only because I was in a bad spot emotionally and she was there for me. Didn't last long at all, and I'm thankful for that. Fuck buddies are only good when you are on the same page and can actually connect as friends. Sucks that the intelligent ones are usually 5s and below. It's like, I love spaghetti, but it has shit on it. We're all slaves to different grinds.

All girls can't have an orgasm that easily. But you know, if you're that concerned, maybe you should ask her. I'm not her, no one in this thread is her, so it's just impossible to say what to do, since each human body reacts differently on different things.

You're basically asking that should you feed strawberries to someone that might be allergic to them. Actually, you're asking is the person allergic to strawberries. Fuck if we know. But she does.

near as makes no difference 8" with a 5.5" girth, never had sex...never even come close to having it.

Sounds like a BD. Check with her family and see if it's hereditary. If it is, they might know some simple remedies n what not.
If all else fails, there's always drugs.

Jus wondering, alright so some can orgasim that easily

But its still enjoyable sex for them, that's all I want for her to, I'm a virgin and come early sometimes so yeah, other times we go for a long time and get sweaty

But thank you, needed to be told that man

Can't*

19 cm, two day back.

suck it right into your mouth and flick with your T grab hold tight and keep going till she almost breaks your neck

The clit can be sucked

Whoaaa, awesome, okay

I'll have to try, see how she likes

Thanks for the info

7x6
Two days ago

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enjoy

For most women, it's more mental/psychological. Look at it like this. If she doesn't get wet simple by being in the presence of your pheromones, something isn't clicking. If that initial spark is there, experiment.
Do what most men fail to do, which fucks it up in the long run for those of us who know our fucking craft. Look, listen, and feel. The human body is like a living book. Study it, and it'll give you all the answers you need. Watch how she moves, guage her reactions, and most of all, communicate.

7.6" long, 6" around, never

the last time i measure my cock i was probably 18 years old. it was 8 inches.

i'm now 31.

i fucked my wife last night.

[s]noppy[/s]

Try opening your mouth and sucking on the entire area around the clit while also licking it at the same time.

You can form a seal with your lips so your mouth is slightly open and your tongue can lick at the same time.

My current GF prefers a steady rhythm of licking like I am a machine. Switching it up and doing a bunch of different stuff actually annoys her. It's strange. Every girl is different. Stuff my last GF begged me to do when I was licking her pussy do nothing for my current GF.

You have to figure each girl out. Each one is a mystery.

'7,5x6
Never

Female sexuality is complicated. Sexuality in general is complicated. But the female orgasm is definitely more complicated than the male one. It can be a LOT more mental than a male one, there's a shockingly large percentage of the population that just cannot achieve orgasm. A lot of them love sex anyway. It's complicated.

Just talk to her. Communication makes for good sex, there's almost no other way. Some girls can cum at a strong gust of wind, some girls have never and will never cum, some can only cum with one specific thing (vibrator, one specific position, one specific fetish, maybe a little alcohol helps, etc.) but you'll never know until you ask her.
This is how you get good at sex, padawan. Ask them what they like, then do that thing.

Also, if she's non-orgasmic, don't take that as a challenge or a threat. She knows herself better than you do, a lot of girls are like that, and then the guy either gets insecure and tries to fuck them in painfully aggressive ways because they NEED to make them cum (which doesn't even come close to working) or they get all defensive and weird. Acceptance is key. Female sexuality is a lot more mental than physical.

its like 7 inches from base to head

had sex 3 weeks ago. girlfriend was on period and I got sick over the weekend.

Probably between 6-6.5, I like to say "7 on a good day" but that's a pretty big stretch. But girls are bad at judging that kinda thing. A lot of them have thought I'm huge, like 8 inches, and I just laugh at them because I know how wrong they are. Just goes to show how arbitrary a lot of that shit is. Numbers are dumb, I don't trust them.

12cm or 14 on a good day.
Had sex last month.. she was a prostitute.

Kill me please.

I'm not really that much about the looks. I've dated ugly and pretty girls. My longest relationship was with a 4-5/10 girl. But then I got really depressed and she couldn't bare it anymore and left me. She was a complete beast in the bedroom, only thing she wasn't willing to do was anal. She was also kinda simple, but she knew this so she wasn't spewing retarded shit out unless she wanted to intentionally make me mad. I responded with tickling her, so we both took turns with little bullying.

On the other end, I dated this most selfish, ludicrously stupid cow that was a straight 10/10. The sex wasn't even that good, she just laid still every time and let me do all the work. We were together for about a month until I had enough of her being full of herself for no other reason than looking good.

I'd much rather be with another 5/10 with a brain than a 10/10 that's a walking stereotype of a stupid blonde and a damsel in distress when it comes to simple things like cooking food or changing a light bulb. Never again.

It's all about foreplay. Kiss her neck, nibble her ears, be very gentle and ticklish. Sounds gay but it's what you gotta do to get em wet. Make out with her then kiss her very lightly right below her ear. Then work your way down her neck slowly and lightly... down to her chest and lick around her nipples.. then gently bite her nipple and pull up to let it slide between your teeth. (makes it more sensitive) then suck them. Continue to kiss her down her chest to her stomach (can just let the back of your tongue slide down too) then to her pussy. But don't eat her out just yet. Kiss and slide your tongue against her vag cheeks (also between the cheeks and leg, kinda like the armpit of the leg area). Kiss to the other side and do the same. Kiss down her legs and back up. Then kiss around her pussy again and then give one teasing lick up her pussy n look up at her giving her a growl/bite gesture n then start eating her out very lightly. The clit is where it gets her crazy. She'll be sensitive after that. Then after you give her an orgasm that way, slide your dick in a tiny bit teasing her n pull out n smile at her n then do it again. By that time, if you've done it right, she'll probably pull you into her. Pay attention to her body language. It's all about her cumming first. Then you focus on you. Be very passionate at first. Then jackrabbit the shit out of her when she wants you to stop cuz she can't take it anymore. She won't be able to stand after cuz you'll have fucked the shit out of her. Then cum on her tits. After that say bitch make me a sandwich. Then laugh cuz she won't be able to move.

I don't know about a 4-5 (then again, these scales are really subjective) but I consider myself the king of the fucking 6's. LOVE a 6. All the effort, all the kinky shit, woof. Really the only way a 10/10 (not that I've had very many of 'em, ahaha) can match that in terms of effort is when they're like sports players. Then they're all competitive and see it like a competition and they want to be the Fuck Champions and that's a killer instinct you just can't teach.

You ever fuck a female rugby player?
No tits, they look like men, muscular as fuck, but they'll fuck you like a man. It's refreshing.

7.5 long
6.5 around
last nightx3

6.1inches long.
Sex on monday I guess, and all the weekend.

Well, the 4-5/10 girl I mentioned was a truck driver. I went to the gym and she still beat me in arm wrestling, no kidding. She was a tomboy and that was completely fine with me.

And about breasts, I never understood the affection for large breasts in the first place. I like small breasts.

But I like big butts and I cannot lie.

What is that? Looks like giving birth to a new species of Pokémon.

7.3 inches, 'bout last week.

...

About between 6.5" 7", whenever I start measuring my dick goes down to 6.5 cuz apparently rulers don't turn me on

6.75 x idkidc around.

Haven't had sex in almost 3 years.

>tfw can't care about anyone enough to fuck

4 inches

i never had sex

or any type of sexual content with another human being

mine is 19cm, had sex on monday

I'm an ass-and-hips-and-thighs man myself. At least I was more before. Current gf has an AMAZING pair so it's kinda gotten me into tits. Always used to think of the big-tits-by-any-means-necessary crowd was kinda infantile. Now I'm stuck wandering around realizing how rare a fat pair of tits really is.

That said, rugby-body is not a body that looks good with zero-percent tits. A slender, fit female basketball player, volleyball player, etc. can look fantastic like that. But a perfectly flat chest on a rugby player... They're all core, y'know? Not a great look. Thighs that'll crack your skull open, though.

5 and a bit inches.
This morning

Lmao I agree.

>Never measures
>No one ever complained
>72 hous ago

im 6'3, penis is around 7 inches long, thicker than the hole in a toilet paper tube, haven't had sex since 2010, im 26

5in long
Fucked about 3-4 months ago

Yeah, I had a class mate that was a hammer thrower. I get what you mean.

My ex had a C40 (European Standard) but they were saggy. Can't say that a firm pair of D-cup breasts don't tick my shit, but hell, I've got a lolita fetish. Short and petite girls are the most beautiful thing on this planet imo.

How long is that?

15 cm, today morning

im 6.8 and im a virgin

7.5 inches.

Not really sure what girth is.

Fucked gf Saturday.

8.7 inches
dont know
perma virgin

16cm long
17cm circumference

Two weeks ago

15 cm (inch is a unit for fools)
Three days ago.

8 inches (maybe slightly more i dunno, been years since I measured)

i'm virgin af. although I do have very frequent nude snapchat sessions with girls.

Yeah bigger doesn't mean good, but a good big pair is nice.

A little while ago I landed the first legitimate FLAT FUCKING CHEST I ever got. Plenty of small-tit girls, but for the first time a proper DFC. And now she's more or less gonna end up my sex slave because she's desperate to explore the kinky side of things and I'm the guy to show her the way. And her roommate who takes my breath away is gonna get in on things. And she's gonna get on birth control. Goddammit sorry for the blog post but I don't have any friends to tell this to and I'm just so excited.

6.5 to 7 never done girth last night was good pic from a while back

17cm
Had sex last saturday. Going to have it again tomorrow

7 inches long
5 inches around
never had sex

Idk and never tbh but oral

16cm
2-3 weeks ago

4.5 inches
Over 5 years as well

Around 6 inches depending on how aroused I am. My girlfriend and I had sex last night in a swimming pool changing room.

ITT: People who measure on the side of the penis for length and at the base of the penis for girth.

I need to remind everyone that the correct way is from the top of the dick for length, and the middle of the shaft for girth.

5 inches
twice last night
come at me

Not at all, friend. I'd be pretty darn excited if I were you. I mean, who wouldn't?

Never done a threeway myself though I was close once, until my friend cock blocked me by drinking too much, had to take him home and was pretty fucking pissed off at him after. But bros before hos and no hard feelings. The worst part was actually carrying that 120kg with another friend across the city while being drunk, since we didn't have a ride and couldn't afford to get a taxi (taxi costs like 20 euros for 5 km and we had about 8 km to travel). My back was killing me when I finally got in my bed after that long, long walk.

Are you me?

Eugh. Been there. But I've also been the guy who needed looking after, so....

I have done one threesome, MFF, when I was younger. It was shitty. I'm pretty sure the other girl only was there to fuck my girlfriend, she had BY FAR the rankest pussy I'd ever smelled in my LIFE holy SHIT, smell didn't leave the room for a day. And she was a fuckin' bum in bed. Also, it was pretty much just one person going down on someone, while the other made out with them. Not one second of I-do-her,-she-does-you stuff, which I think is the big exciting thing. But she was hotter than my girlfriend, I was a virgin before my girlfriend so all sex was new to me. Being a high schooler who had a threesome was the cooler part of it, the experience itself was mediocre. So I've always wanted to try again, now that I'm older and wiser and all that jazz.
Also the roommate makes me fucking nauseous I think she's so attractive (like, just my type) so the game was "play it cool, don't act TOO excited when she says 'my roommate likes to join in sometimes too'." Ahaha.

6,6inches

9 months ago.

fucking kill me

Well, best of luck to you sir. Now I have to take my leave and consider sleeping (or at least trying to due to my insomnia). At least there's a kitten to snuggle with in the bed, lol. Got him a couple weeks ago and he's been sleeping next to me every night. What a true brother.

Good night!

Thanks for listenin' bud. Take care.

21 years old. 3,5 inches. Virgin.

5 years ago.... paid someone for it. I don't make it to 4 inches even

Huh. So I've been shortchanging myself for years now. That's cool, I guess.

>Not that it makes a difference for me

Bisexual here
Mine is 5.5 inches
Fucked my gf this morning before leaving to work.
I had sex with men and their size ranges from 5 to 6.5. All of these permavirgin losers lying on an anonymous board are simply pathetic.

5 days ago, 16-17cm

23, 8.5 Inches, Virgin.

If I could just get the confidence to put my peepee in a weewee I think I might just make it.

7.5"
Sunday

kek
>the only way to measure

15cm long
11.5 around :(

About a week agooooooooooo. Would have been friday but i was sick

17 cm long,
regular girth, but on the slim side still
Last night

Based on the high proportion of (statistically unlikely) large cocks in this thread I see two possibilities:

A.) Lots of of people who don't know how how measure their dick correctly
B.) People are lying on the internet

7,5" or 19cm

One month ago

like 22cm and 7 days ago

Got circumsides when I was little, but I still cum too early..
Anyone got any tips?

6 inches, last night

4 inches erect
4 inches around i think

Never had sex ever before. And no im not a trap or cant be one, every inch of my body is covered in hair and im pretty muscular.

Welcome to the Internet, we hope you enjoy your stay here

I don't even want to post my dick size here.
The huge proportion of big dicks in this thread will just make people not believe me.

>7.5 inches long
>6 inches girth
>2 days ago at a druggie party
>I was snorten cocaine and smoked some sativa
>got fucked by my friend max
>Made him diamonds
>Made me diamonds
>He took my ass virginity
>He came inside of me
>We agreed to become official fuck buddies

ayyy

6.9 inch
>virgin

Faggot

Roughly 7 inches, had sex like last week (gf and I go to different colleges)

...

Not sure, never really measured--I think over 6 inches or so? Thicker than 3 fingers though. Had sex two nights ago with my girlfriend. We've been together for almost 4 years so it's pretty regular and just now getting kinky

Are you me?

big enough to make my girl cum every time.

22cm or so.

it's been 5-6 years, I don't keep track.

whats the secret to keeping your wife horny? not letting her get tired? not having children?

Welcome to Cred Forums, we all are Christian Grey except in feels and begging threads.

no children, buy her stuff. see picture.

6.35 cm limp 12.1 soft.
last night.

Not the person you asked but in my experience keep switching things up. Don't get comfortable. Tease her throughout the day and do up to an hour of foreplay

15 cm at most
I had sex last saturday, about to have sex today with cute gf
She cums at least twice everytime we fuck

13cm never had sex and I am 16. Will my penis grow?

Probably not, but late puberty growths are not unheard of. My BF was like 5 inches when we started dating at 17, and he was 7.5 when he turned 21

Is a 13 cm penis small? should I be worried that it wont grow?

That is almost the exact AVERAGE size. Don't be worried, but learn to lick pussy like a pro, just in case you like some girl who has had the donkey dick. She will appreciate your sex life more that way.

What are you trying to make him do? Stab the woman?

good advice. cant do much about the no children part. Can never think of anything to buy her. Ideas?

Thank you for the help

4 inches, last night
>whats 4 inches in /b units?

If you don't know what she would like, you got bigger problems. Just remember this "Women are like crows, they like shiny things"- Dr. Kelso

7 inches long, not sure around but its slightly bigger then a thumb to index "ring"
Saturday gone

7.5 inches
Last night

Its 76 sad points

about 13cm

had sex with gf today

you fart for 3 hours? XDDDDDDXXDDDXDXDDDDD XDDDDDDDDD XDXDXDXDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDXXDDDDD

7.5 long
6.5 girth
Had sex a month ago. Will start getting some again when GF comes back from trip.

And she will be all practiced up for you.

I think this photo could be blurrier and without time stamp more so, but I'm not sure how

1312x10^34 planck length
1 hour ago

I have decent sized hands for a guy and my length is from my pinky tip to thumb tip if I stretch them out like a weird surfer gesture. About 3 fingers wide, and my fingers are about twice as wide as a lot of lady fingers
>Been like 4 years

Did you ever catch your mother checking you out?