ITT: We discuss how my country (Switzerland) is better than yours:

Sweden > Switzerland

It's true

Lol
Fötze

Dich set mer usschaffe du uere banane

5 euro for a cappuccino

no thanks

You mean Swedistan?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_in_Switzerland
It is

Fuck this thread

SCOREBOARD SWIZZBITCH!

You are obviously retarded, we have a euthanasia program.

its too expensive
bad weather
too strict
too boring
big taxes
real estate is the highest in the world

>Money that is becoming so expensive people travel 100 miles just to buy bread at a decent price
Yeah great country man

Too bad, im a sand nigger already living in switzerland. And i am living the good life here.

>its too expensive
>big taxes
>real estate is the highest in the world
are all negated by the fact we earn more than most European countries.
We have nice weather, good seasons, cold in winter, hot in summer.
What do you mean by too strict?
What do you mean by too boring?
I think you have never been to Switzerland and you have a very stereotypical view.

selber fotzeee

>Money that is becoming so expensive

Of course.

People who hide themselves behind flags and brag about their countries all the time usually contribute nothing to society, du asozialer Untermensch.

3/10

I'm a mexifag that lives in swizz, putting my brown dick in these luscious blondes. How does that feel op?

thelocal.ch/20130617/report-calls-for-action-to-address-depression

You know money is worth something right, how else would there be exchange rates

He obviously can't tell.
Think about it.

I'll probably move there if the US continues to do retarded shit. No sjw bullshit and everyone has to military. Just fine with all that. I recently looked at your gun laws and I think Switzerland is the most agreeable country for Americans. It's a quality country but it's not full of socialists and Communists.

...

Your highways are worst than those of some shit tier countries

Good thing they're almost free, because dragging my ass at 80km/h on 2-lane shitty highways is quite boring
Also radars checking your speed everywhere
Other than that I agree, Switzerland looks pretty cool

Besides banking the only thing i really liked about switzerland was there gun control policies and there standing militia instead of a government headed military, thought that was cool as fuck.

But the language thing is not to desirable, there is a massive language barrier inside of your country.

I welcome immigration for western white people.

Lol get the fuck out of here pewdiepie

all your wealth comes from german tax refugees

Not really, every under 30 speaks English in cities.

I'd love to come at you. Ready to accept a white family of five with an attorney, engineer, and firearms?

Might be looking to get the fuck out of here.

Currently live in Zurich:

>Universities are good;
>Healthcare is a lobby run by jews;
>Scenery is lovely;
> Full of niggers, sandniggers, indians, pakis, jews.
>Culture is shit and there is no sense of belonging, family, group. Cantons hate each other and the only thing that surpasses it is hatred for frontaliers;
>Young people speak local canton language + if you're lucky a bit of english, if niggers also {turk/indian/whatever}
>Banks are lobbies run by jews.
>Life is pretty good however
>Politics are almost never discusses except for the fucktards right wingers with IQ < 95.

Thanks for your money Fritz.

I can agree with most of the stuff there, but maternity leave is bullshit, if you want to have a kid that is your decision, you should pay for it not your employer.

You raped the beautiful german language, swiss people sound like they have a fucking stroke as soon as they open their mouths

nah USA took them away from us they are now on cayman islands

I seriously have no issue with any western white people coming here, as long as you aren't the MURICA USA USA USA retarded shits you will be fine.

Can you make it with only French, only German, or only Italian (in addition to English) or do you need at least two?

Yes i admit your country is better than mine (fin)
Atleast i would like to go skiing all those mountains

>beautiful german language

Lol.

German = Orcish

I can't speak for Zurich as i dont live there, but in terms of Europe we have lower minorities than the rest of western Europe.

I live in Geneva

Germanyfag reporting.

I agree to Switzerland being superior.

That would be me. I don't like niggers or Muslims either so I think we'll get along. I've already learned a good bit of German so it shouldn't be hard for Swiss. I'd defend your home front as if it were my own in case the conscription applies to me as well.

...Swiss patriotism is ok, but US patriotism is bad?

How typically European.

Come at me OP, go ahead and pretend your highways aren't absolute shit

Yea it sounds pretty retarded, bavarian german sounds just as retarded to me. My German isn't that great anyway, i speak better Italian and French.

lausannois reporting in OP

Swiss is best

>I can't speak for Zurich as i dont live there, but in terms of Europe we have lower minorities than the rest of western Europe.

Still me.
Yeah, likely.
However, life is good but making friends in the german part is kind of hard.

>Swiss patriotism is ok, but US patriotism is bad?
YES

Fuck off fat fuck, if your country was so great why would you want to leave it?

Depends where you go to live, West Switzerland is mostly french. The rest of is mostly German except a small region in the south which is most Italian. You'd be best finding which place you want to live and learn the one appropriate language.

Exactly.
You will probably need some practice understand the Swiss/German accent though, even Germans can't understand it.

pros
>nice mountains for hiking and skiing and shit
>not EU or EEC member
>better democracy than most

cons
>no ocean
>shitty fucking frenchmen and italians as neighbors
>some swiss actually speak french i think
>doesnt produce anything afaik. all of gdp comes from greedy fucking banker shits

AFAIK but im pretty ignorant tbh

>Have great lakes though.
>You really can't judge one country on the countries it borders, pretty stupid
>Obviously
>Not really sure what we export, i think mostly Pharmaceuticals and machines and stuff.

I'll take what I can get. As a guest to the country it'd be polite to appreciate the language and culture. Would it be more expensive to buy land or live closer to Germany? I don't like France or Italy.

Industrialfag here, most of our machines are german and swiss, alot of them are manufactured in switzerland but made by germans.

>You really can't judge one country on the countries it borders,
i can and i fucking will

Fuck you OP

ned dänkt das i de tag mou erlebe wo ni dialekt uf Cred Forums lese duen

>You really can't judge one country on the countries it borders, pretty stupid
Cough cough Mexico and USA

European culture is in its death throes. All that you brag about will be gone in a few short years...

>Very very few non whites and minorities
You literally had to put a ban on Minarets because there were so many already that they were causing problems for pilots and air traffic controllers
Go lie to Cred Forums at least they're stupid enough to believe you

Shit bait can't even argue against it

The US is the top immigration destination in the world. If it was so terrible, why would so many people be going there?

You also dodged the question. Surprise.

>hurr durr you're fat
I've been to Europe.
It's more likely that you're a scrawny, waifish weakling with a sunken chest and distinct lack of personal courage.

I think Zurich is the most expensive city buy Bern and Geneva are also very expensive, i dont think it will make a huge difference where you live in Switzerland, its way more expensive to buy property here than it would be in Germany for example.

And yet your only contribution to the world is the cuckoo clock.

youtube.com/watch?v=I8RW3K3hhWU

That's fine. It'll be a bit before I head that way since I have a few more loose ends to tie up that'll take 5 to 6 years but if it were possible I'll finish up my degree and move to or near Zurich.

tax evasion and other dodgy schemes
nice nature though

Swiss people speak the most retarded version of german possible.

>best country
>switzerland
oh please, everyone knows that this would be the best country

>And yet your only contribution to the world is the cuckoo clock.
don't forget professional tax evasion, the Smaky and the sport of Bobsleigh

>One of the best education systems in the world
I recall having an alcoholic math teacher who was frequently on leave for rehab
>One of the best healthcare systems in the world
You mean the system that forces you to pay around 200 swiss francs per month and forces you to file bankruptcy if you're too poor to pay ?
>Picturesque scenery
It's okay
>Very few non whites and minorities
You live in the countryside, don't you ? Or in a very good neighborhood ?
>Rich culture and long standing traditions
And nothing to do on week-ends
>Most young people speak up to four languages, usually at least two
That's pretty good actually
>God tier banking system
It's about to fall apart pretty soon. See "negative rates"
>Frequently gets number one on happiest place studies and best country to be born into
"Citation needed"
>We don't have career politicians like most countries
That's true and also pretty awesome

tl;dr I bet OP is one of those faggots from Geneva who constantly brag about their country but are categorized as french people by other Swiss.

pls. how would norway benefit from a union with those countries? they're shit

Cheese with big fucking holes in it and cuckoo clocks.

/thread, why people like the Swiss is beyond me, they just leech off other countries through their cunty banking laws

Geneva is French, give it back

what are swissfags' thought on base jumping? vid related

youtube.com/watch?v=7pZDmtyar1A

I like your guns. So there's that.

fucking nation of tax dodgers and their accomplices

Frenchfag here and you are right OP, I must admit it. Switzerland is probably the best country to live in right now.

Hey, Swiss bros.
What about immigration in your country?
I mean, OP has written that nig-nogs and takbirs are very few, but is this true?
I'm from Eastern Europe and want to live in a white country.
Can I just pay for education, get a job and live in Swissland?
Is there anything that I should have known?

country that made bank off every other european country ever. Helped the nazis steal european gold and kept it when they were defeated

Not the country steal or helps to steal, people with big noses and dirty thoughts do.

so you stole the jew's gold that they stole off everyone for centuries? But then you kept it, that makes you Robin Hood without the giving it to the poor part. You're a bunch of assholes

>hiding the illegal cash of all the worlds criminals for decades

In my opinion the EU should just close the borders and starve those alp hillbillies out. They can go back to living of chocolate and cheese. Too bad must of our degenerate politicians have illegal cash there aswell. So they won't do it.

/thread

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translation and tl;dr please

There's more.
>Great cheese
>Great chocolate
>Ban of minarets
>Ban of burkas

Also there's this Swiss woman in my Judo class who can beat most the men her grade. I wouldn't say racial superiority but is this an indication of more natural strength?

more of an indication that you were in a judo class full of pussies

Then surely she would be even more so of a pussy. The non-Swiss girls are beaten much easier btw.

>Most young people speak up to four languages, usually at least two
no fucking shit mate, you've got 4 national languages to begin with, i'd be fucking surprised if you couldn't speak atleast half of them perfectly. Most people in Europe know more than a single language just because every fucking country on the continent speaks different languages and english is mandatory since like kindergarten in 90% of the countries. And if you live in EU you also study a second foreign language on top of english since middle school or throughout high school, and then you can choose a language to study in university as part of your course. Sorry to burst your special snowflake bubble.

>Very very few non whites and minorities
5%
Lol
its rubbish

>god tier banking system
You're having a laugh, the Swiss are singlehandedly responsible for the rise of tax evasion. You utter wankers, stop giving criminals a safe haven

Britbong living in switzerland here

Switzerland has an amazing healthcare and education system- but it would be better to have a free health service like in Canada or the UK.

Switzerland is very pretty and very safe, crime is very low...

...but fuck me is it boring here, everyone is super conservative and traditional, the music scene is shit, nightlife is poor, fashion is abysmal, the language dialect is super thick and difficult to understand, people are extremely reserved and not very open.

So yeah, whilst no country is perfect, there are many better than switzerland

Soooo geill

das isch fucking gold

90% sure that's the navy seal copypasta

Except for having the worst fucking dialect/language in Europe, and being really jewish when it comes to banks and shit, you losers are pretty k

STOP STEALING EVERYONE'S MONEY!!!

butthurt britfag confirmed
it's awesome BECAUSE it's responsible for tax evasion, shit they held onto nazi gold and shit durring WW2, you think they'd turn back some tax dodgers?

we are just saving it...

aute du geile siech hesch der die zit för das gno

I don't know a scrap of german and can translate the whole thing. Fuck, i've been here too long.