Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Last thread >Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Mai claimed.

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nice feet

(Tsun)
I was gonna go to my Lab Practical in about an hour, but I decided to reschedule for Friday, mostly because I need to study more.
>So I labeled my cancellation reason: Urgent Business.

yeah i deleted it for the meme

why do these threads keep getting deleted

The last thread's OP was gross.
It deserved to die.

(tomoko)
yup, the second season is already confirmed. pretty exciting.

(dum gay homo)
I can't make things too easy for you.

I fucking love maymays

aug >>>>

rude

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Fancy wtf.

What subject?

>Suika claim

Concur, though agreeing with Shizuru makes me uneasy.

Stale.

Aug has a personality disorder. I've dealt with too many of those in my time.
>Plus she's very obviously gunning for a piece of Funko's skeleton stock

I'm sure one of my friends is excited also. He's been watching it since it started airing and he keeps telling me to check it out. Basically I'll hate it at first and Subaru will make me want to stop watching, but to keep watching because he redeems himself pretty well.

But eh, I can't bring myself to watch currently airing shit anymore.

nerds

>claim
oh why do you need to study more?
pretty chill you can just reschedule whenever

Anatomy, its fun, but we're doing microbiology stuff, which is annoying to me.
>So I need to study HARD.

Says the literal.

Woops.

says the literal

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the first season has ended, so now would be a good time. and honestly the anime is quite good. I started watching because everyone I knew seemed to be watching and I wanted to not get spoiled on something I would have probably wanted to watch anyway. turned out to be really good.

WHATS UP THE CEILING XD

Yeah, its nice.
>Because Micro Bio is a pain.

Fantastic little feetsies

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3DPD.

Sorry. Bolded text with horrible spacing doesn't do it for me.
Oh come on now. It's not like i made that statement while naked.

hey alice
how was school today?
it really bugs me that different colleges have different policies
also i have heard that subject is hard as fuck
good luck with it

What?

do the trip thingy

gay

What trip thingy?

wheres my dude that always claims Yuko

I want to see more nichijou shitposters

Hello to you all!

>Taiga claimed

nevermind.
how was your sleep?

We have "Flex Labs" Which means you just schedule that week's lab whenever's good for you, I kinda like it.
Taiga ^^

Posting as my 2 split personalities.

you fucking faggot im schiz why would you say that stop assuming my fucking gendermental disorders

I'm still in class

Its a meme you dip

Hello there! How are you?

thats pretty sweet.
dont you have a labpartner though? i mean you kinda need to decide when you both can in that case
oh, long day? what class are you having?

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Hello all~

yeah me too

Roll for your shitposting superpower:

0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.

2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.

4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.

6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.

8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.

Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.

i already have all of these powers

hey there nerd

bby

>

Might as well roll

GO

roll

Pretty good, I've got a lot of time now before my next class ^^
I do have a guy I consider my lab partner, which is why I generally schedule on Friday, but our Practical is done solo cause its a test.

TOO EARLY

Good, how are you?

Wow, so cool.
Where'd you find that?
Ah, yeah.
Mai told you about it.

I'm sure it will be more entertaining that Amagami SS.

Tried to watch that and holy shit it just could not keep my attention. I think I got half way through sex-hair arc and the belly button kiss and just couldn't find a reason to care anymore.

SO FUCKING TRUE FUCK I HATE CHEN

Who you calling a nerd?

Taiga bby~

Rem~

How will you use this time?

... you're trying to trick me. I know it. You're as bad as Syndra.

Watching the series, I get the feeling that Elle might have had a lobotomy ...

Hi Ruby!

Everything I do is copied from others.

Network administration
I don't like this class
0-1 get

Calm down Sachii

Hopefully I roll trips or cap the thread.

Roll

sorry im not sachi dad

same
if you want to do something I'm free

You're trying to meme it up, even if you know its true.
Well, whatever, enjoy living a lie, I guess.

Hello everybody! Hope your all's weather is better than mine

Fucking right

Mi Liu.
You sure are one to talk about copying Mai.

Eh? I didn't even try to get you to do anything, what would i be tricking you about?

Is there any other way to use such time? BINGE WATCH ANIME!
You mean cause of the not speaking so much thing?
She "Jams" up quite frequently you know, making it hard for her to get her words out. That's my theory anyway.

I swear I've been missclicking so much lately

Hello! What's up?

It will happen eventually. You're my remmu though~

Even stole my sample shaming.

I wonder how big kyubeys dick is

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Oh is he a cool guy? Or mandatory normie friend?
Solo practical test, sounds rough
What do you have to do?
>That roll
Why don't you like it?
It's meh
Not cold but cloudy
What's wrong with your weather?

is mi liu a codename for me the anonymous shitposter

because stop

also ive been meaning to talk about that thing over skype

rip, no trips
its pissing down, it could be worse

It's happened with quads once.

I'd be down to play Risk.

mi liu is a codename for damage control

I don't like the content. It's obnoxious and not really relevant to the program I took. But they want people to be able to do it regardless

705773855
no shit idiet

It seems like Mi Liu is codename for massive faggot

Okay, sure.

No big deal qtpie!
Fap is also an efficient way!

705773932
no shit idiet

Okay ... maybe I shouldn't be so distrustful ...

That, or that the L85 was kind of a mistake to begin with ...

Work got cancelled so I've been up since 11pm! Yay.

xd i didn't give a (You)

Ops my bad spry xd

reminder to ignore the wild mi liu

I like to think he's a cool guy, we talk about vidya and stuff. I accidentally made a Hitler joke in front of him and he laughed, which means I don't have to filter myself too much.
So there are different stations, and you basically answer the questions per station, there's a microscope station, a cell station, all sorts of fun stuff.
True.
>Why not both.
L85 was a bit of a fucking mess, but they fixed it. She was a VERY expensive mess and the British would've been better off adopting something H&K made.
>NOT TO SAY THAT I DON'T LOVE MY WAIFU
Eru is very precious though, and in the long run the L85A2 was a fantastic firearm that's being used today, the bullpup design was a really good idea.

god israel

invited you

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Only trips allowed Remmu

>qtpie
Do you want me to blush?

Damn. I myself have no uni for a week since exams, but I've been awake since 12am
>glass is getting raped

Been storming hard since this morning. Would not mind it if I didn't have to walk through it. Sorry to hear yours isn't enjoyable either. You're right though, could always be worse.

What makes you think he has one?

Copying your attitude and posting the same pics others are posting in higher quality at the same time, that's an opportunity I couldn't pass.

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He's gotta be packing heat with that face.

azusa is mine

Hentai it is, then.
Please do~

Edgy 

Rood

Roll

ignore this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight

Kek. Nah, thinkin about watching Re:Zero since theres that good ol hype train.

Oh yea I feel ya, got plenty of classes like that
Are you good at it? Class could be a breeze
Ah that's pretty nice, and not having to hide power level is always sweet
Just don't go full out yet, build it up slowly
Yea that actually sounds quite fun, what are the questions usually about?
Ah fuck that sucks, also lightning?
I am always soooped when walking through a thunderstorm with umbrella

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imitation is the sincerest form of flattery right?

I will proudly take the bait.

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It was good I finished it two days ago.

yukino-SHIT-a

Yui will win the Hachibowl.

Irohasu also a shit.

stfu

"What can you see at this level of microscope power?"
"What does this organelle do?"
Stuff like that, and of course I'm not gonna go full power yet, its gonna build slowly, like when a trickling stream becomes a river.
>Might have to dam off some portions of that river, but I digress.
I do have one classmate I've gone nearly full weeb with. We talk about 40k and Anime a lot.
>I even showed him my phone wallpaper.
Perfect. I have enough time to get through about half of the series today.

your waifu is shit get a load of tigermangos

I'm okay at it. The prerequisite course was garbage though

Saber claim
What's up

Yeah, Thunder and lightning. Unfortunately I seem to have forgotten my umbrella when u moved back to campus so for now I just have to deal with being soaked.

I actually have yet to finish up watching upotte, hows the ending?
noice mate

It does make sense, considering others actions a good model to follow. Not everyone is smart enough to see it that way.

A saber! How are you today?

Sheep follows.
Leaders are made to be followed.
Enjoy being a sheep.

It ends in an interesting manner, cliff hanger type stuff. It gets pretty SRS at the end.

Pretty good and you?
>Same Saber from before

But if you start claiming Shiki, I'll kill you.

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Hello Saber

Hello Saber

brb boys gonna take a shower
oh that doesnt sound too hard tbh, you can do it man
kek i remember seeing a thread on pol how they slowly redpilled their friend, good times
you have some extrem thoughts my boy?
kek, i have the same its the best, too bad he doesnt go to the same uni as me anymore. its great to talk about anime and vydia with another weeb
why was it that bad?
oh damn you in class while soaked? thats the worst dude
i hate that shit

then there is she on the other hand. cant decide after all hmm

SRS? How is that upossible?

Hi there.

>All these (you)'s
Thanks
>
With a smile like that I wouldn't doubt it

I think and take my own conclusions on what should I follow or not.

She is a great waifu but even if Homura didn't exist I would have other options to consider first.
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Wrong image
Missed this reply too
Hey Suika

Im not complaining, but are you sure thats the right pic?
Mutch better.

rifks

ok bro.

Ah, nice to see you again! I'm doing alright, having some trouble getting work done but otherwise fine, thank you for asking.

Her Melty Blood route was great, too bad it's probably never getting animated or expanded upon.

he probably wont get any of them

We didn't actually finish it
(You) are special to us. How are you?

I make really bad jokes, like, horrific horrible jokes.
>That and I sometimes talk a lot about things I really like way too much
>So I have to add "Controlled Flow Dams" in a sense.
You'll see. Communism. :^]
>Also in episode 4-6 it gets a bit srs too.

I knew that's what SSS.# stood for. Burn the contracts!
Start a revolt!
Seize the means of reproduction!

Yeah, I can deal for a day though. I'm glad it's starting to cool down though, I love cooler weather.

Yeah
>
Pretty good
Shame too gotta find the source material sometime
Well that's good. Saving this image

Dont worry, he likes it.

WRONG IMAGE AGAIN

Melty Blood is the tsukihime fighting game series, the last one had Ryougi Shiki as a cameo, it's actually on steam since spring, but for an overpriced 25$.

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That's good. What did you get up to today?

How about yourself, what have been up to?

Fuck the 2 MB change, I'll use this picture I guess

fuck messed up while trimming my beard
guess its back to stubbles for me
thats weird, also pretty lame yea
why not though?
kek i get it, if you need that quick advice though dont get wasted with them. you will spout everything out
where do you live? because its already getting quite cold here and i dont like it
the only reason i like winter is because of snow

Not enough time because things kept going wrong, and my class is autistic

Right now I live in northern Kentucky, about 15 minutes from Cincinatti. I like the cold weather mostly because I like longer sleeves and hoodies. I'm not huge fan of how cold it gets in the winter unless it gives snow, but I like fall.

I don't drink luckily.
>I'm not old enough to drink either
>Mfw only 18.
Also my friend is in my Lab practical for Friday, so it'll be nice to hang out after the test is over.
>It was a good idea changing my lab time.

kek i know that feeling,ah well less bullshit for you right?
sleeping in class can be nice from time to time
i dont really know how the weather is in eacht state im sorry
does it usually get really cold during winters there?
i dont like fall at all, rain and overall miserable weather
kek i forgot you guys get cucked over there. jokes on you i started drinking when i was 16
yea thats pretty sweet, does he play games as SC2? i always like playing fighting games with people who put up a challenge

Cirno claim

Moody as fuck after a nap and I still have to clean the house

didnt sleep well?
if you nap too long waking up moody is a consequence

I don't like to sleep in class. I'd rather get things done.
I've been groggy all day though, those sleeping pills really did a lot
Hello Dr

Not slept well for a while. I have issues shutting down after the day.

Hi Alice, how was your day?

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Dunno, but I'll ask about it.
I'm gonna meet with my old senpai around 4 and play some SC2 though, so that'll be fun.
Originally I had planned to meat her after class, but since I don't have class now I get to wait on her. ^^

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Felt very long. I had 6 hours straight of class today. Only getting home now
(Be active again in a few minutes)

Making a couple videos today. I recorded them over a week ago, but I really gotta edit them.

Changed my review style. Forces me to actually pay attention when editing, but hopefully the quality will increase because of it.

Anything recorded since I got back as a review will probably have this new style

You can't handle this shit

Kino!

Roll!

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ah i see, then we differ quite a bit, i like doing nothing in class, just daydreaming
that sucks, maybe stop using them? or are they nessecary?
oh that sucks
got some stuff on your mind?
>meat
you better meat her
she is into SC2?

rollan

Whats double dubs?

I lived in central Ohio until last semester so I'm not sure how winters usually are here, but last winter was brutal. It wasn't super cold but the winds froze the shit out of anything I left uncovered. Lots of ice too. If the weather here is usually like Ohio's then it'll probably be like that again this year.

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Dubs x2

I'll take the DUBS power

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Ave Zone-tan

I'll wait for it to go on sale then L. Looks fun. Gotta watch KnK again too.
>Inb4 get the visual novel
Classes for the day so far not much else yet
See above
Yeah I know what you mean the new limit is stupid.

She's the one who originally taught me how to play. We use to hang out a lot during high school, and she was my senpai so I still call her that as a nickname, she thinks its funny.

That makes me feel old.

Hi

Nah, you should totally read the light novel though.

What a nightmare. Six hours of listening to people drone on sounds like hell to me. I'd be asleep within 2 hours.
Gotta love my nice split up day. Only had to be in conference calls for 30 minutes at a time and I was fully competent for once.

It's just that time of year. It's getting cold at night and it's pretty lonely around the house when my room-mate is away. She works away for the summer months.

>pic

oh that sounds horrible, freezing winds are the worst honestly.
also ice just sucks, plenty of head injuries have been had
oh nice, is the student going to beat the master?
i didnt realise that sorry, thought you meant the new qt you were tryinf to get close to
yea it is getting cold i hate it too
you have a pet or anything?

hey, Suika, what's up?

Holy shit, threads are slow today

You're probably not that old!
I'm gonna fight her and I'm gonna try to win!
No problem though, I think I only mentioned her to Galil once or twice. But its gonna be glorious, I'm gonna do my best!
>Hopefully I'm at the level where I can at least take her down one match
>But maybe she's rusty, we'll see. For Glory.

The worst is having a shower in the morning and the whole house feels like the arctic so you freeze to death and ruin your whole morning.
Nah, we had like 2 pet rabbits and they died. Then we got another rabbit and it died. That was all within a few months. I was thinking about getting a dog for some company though.

Slow thread comfy thread Rubes

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I HOPE YOU ANIME FAGS DIE LOLOLOLOL
MY WAIFU IS THE CT SAS MASTER

Y3R 4LL FUCK3D NOW B0YZ

~ULTRAVI0LENT

Yeah, it's not great but you learn to live with it. I don't mind the winds so much because it gives me an excuse to cover my face without drawing looks.