Has Cred Forums ever fucked someone famous? Part 2

Has Cred Forums ever fucked someone famous? Part 2

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your mum's pretty famous where i live...

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if i sucked dan "the cuck" schneider's dick, does it count as i fucked miranda cosgrove?

how so? jennete, are you, you are?

No, but when you get your show you might have a shot at her

requesting screencap of that girl who claimed on reddit that dan paid her to lick her feet

I love this game...
Who are you? Post a clue.

I have fucked Lydia Lucy and Ursula Carlton. Both friends of my cousin. That's the extent of my "celebrity" fucking

not screencap because lazy but
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Just for you info if there isn't any proof, it didn't happen. But for your info, yes I did have sex with a famous celebrity named Miranda. I can't share any surname though.

i had sex with a celebrity named madonna in the 80s. cant share any surname though

i was just an extra on many nickelodeon shows... was around 14-15 on the i-carly times... thats something i regret till now, i guess i was too old for dan

any stories. dan related or not

Was she any good? Heard she is a blowjob queen.

More on story?

Meghan Trainor. I'm still into her but it didn't end well.

Boy or girl? Also, any hot rumor?

thread is dead, old one was cool

how about if a sandwich guy gave you a 6" when you were little

Can't name names but I work at Google. Youtubers come to campus for seminars and meetings. I typically set up their experience when they are here. Hand hold them. I have fucked 5 girls and 2 guys that are big names out of a field of another 20 or so who werent.

Interesting. Keep talking pls
Were you at icarly first season?

Next you'll say it was in the 9-Inch Club.

I banged the musician Grimes a couple of times when we were in university in Montreal.
It's no big accomplishment, lots of guys I know did as well, and she was nobody at that time.
I had her on MSN messenger for a bit after but she stopped replying and got famous a few years later.

yep. such a shame

Mandy Moore. We were both freshmen at Bishop Moore High School in Orlando, Florida. She had a boyfriend already, that she claimed was an actor but wouldn't reveal who he was but he was always overseas. This was right before she become kind of famous, she was trying to get her singing career off the ground.

well excuse me for spending my life fapping to glorious internet porn rather than wasting my time fucking celebrities

I've been with Haley Reinhart and Taissa Farmiga

fellow mcgill fag her here,
never banged her but saw her at a lot of parties in the lower rez and student ghetto.
always found her gross and kinda rude, but I wish I'd plowed her now just to say i had

As I stated in the last thread, fooled around with a News Anchor/Reporter that was based in Little Rock some years ago. Even took some secret pics of her (that I'm not going to post so don't ask.) I still keep in touch with her occasionally, but we don't have the best relationship anymore.

I fucked Taylor swift and Emma Watson a few years ago. Both have really wet pursues and are tight.

at least draw one of the pictures in mspaint and post it

Growing up, I slept with Nicola Peltz

Any new college story? I want to fap a bit. Last thread story was really hot.

Yes but not a lister or anything. She used to be on a reality tv shore in the UK called Geordie Shore.

>pic related

Fucked her about 2 years ago. Was good but nothing special

See, this is where Cred Forums's moderation goes wrong. Any mod should be able to read this post, immediately think 'clearly a 14 year old' and bring down the ban hammer.

Had gay sex with a famous actor in South Africa. I am not gay, but hammered the little fuck after a few bags of snuff

>Had gay sex
>I am not gay

Is it warm in that closet?

rawconfessions.com/confession/show/miranda-cosgrove-1390745363

wat. greentext

Ops I meant pussies*

I fucked them backstage beleive or not

greentext/stories or it didnt happen. not that it happened anyway but still.

I had sex with Obama.

Ive masturbated to A LOT of famous people. Does that count?

Hillary?

Well if you do it enough then you've basically fucked one of them.

GIVE OUT NAMES, DAWG.

Greentext?

Get 77777

>Has Cred Forums ever fucked someone ...

The real question. Didn't ned the extra words at the end.

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I almost fucked Domino Presley once, but thats it

>be me at 19
>looking for a part time job
>see an ad on craigslist saying they need a crew member for a movie being shot in LA
>Respond to the email and get the job
>Make my way down to "set"
>Get there and see Mandy Muse (the pornstar)
>wherethefuckami.jpeg
>Turns out the gig was for a porn shoot
>Jesus fucking Christ!!
>Say fuck it and do it anyway coz I'm poor (thanks Obama)
>I was a lube guy...Basically holding a fanny pack filled with condoms and lube (yes they actually needed a guy on set for that)
>watch porn shoot
>not fun to look at live
>throws me off porn to this day (thanks Obama)
>find out they are shooting several other videos in different parts of this "crib"
>Shoot with Mandy Muse finishes after about 3 hours or something. (3 hours to shoot a 30 minute porno?!)
>Producer tells me to go grab Mandys shit while she's in the shower
>Tells me we'll start shooting another seen in the bedroom upstairs after the other pornstar comes back
>Grab Mandys shit and make my way to bathroom, leave shit outside the door
>She opens it just as I drop it
>fuckmylife.mp4 (classic anthem for the suicidal)
>says I'm qt, dunno what to say back and say "oh ok, that's you're stuff by the way"
>inb4 OP is a beta
>Gets close to me
>Grabs my dick
>Holyshit
>Proceed to fuck her in the bathroom for about 30 minutes
>Good day
>Next porn star comes
>Someone called Piper something
>See her shoot up before we start the scene
>Gives the camera man a blowie when she finishes her scene (but why)

So yeah I had sex with a pornstar.

Never fucked but i did meet Miranda once

You jealous faggots?

do you not realize how ugly you are? like get a haircut and nicer clothes or something.
but still, thats pretty cool if its real

Shut up you faggot nerd.

>shooting another seen

ha

well you certainly look like one of us

it was when i carly started, miranda was some kind of "star" right back then after drake and josh... there was a massive casting for extras and secundary roles for that crappy show, my mom told me the audition will going to be something "good" for my confidence and self steem... how wrong she was, i think she just took me for the money, was around 2007 or end of the 2006, who knows, im trying to forget all that shit

> ff 9 or 10 years
> female lesbian chubby, traumatized by children experiencies, fantasize about the time when i was pretty and even a fucking cuck wanted to do dirty things with me... but he didnt even fucked me, i just give him a blowjob in his tiny and hairy dick... thanks for fuck my life dan

>

no
i am not jealous of you in any way

>I haven't met Miranda! B-but you're ugly! Yea, that's it, you may have met Miranda b-but you're ugly!

At least try to act like your not jelly

I admitted it was cool. I wasnt jealous.
I just dont see how someone can look that way and not realize how bad it is

One of these days she'll be tied to my radiator and shown exactly what life is about.

I love raping and torturing privileged bitches who never had to struggle to get anything they wanted.

Topkek

I sucked a famous cock does that count too? Femanon here

is this real? pls post some sort of proof you worked there

fbi on your door in 3...2...

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Lurk moar

no
it makes you a slut

Not fucked, but I once got jerked off by Melissa Joan hart... didn't know who she was at the time though or I'd have tried harder to pound the bitch !

I would but honestly I'm somewhat scared someone might recognize her or where the picture was taken. I guess this one is safe.

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