I've been on this shithole website for 10 years now. 10 fucking years of my life. Between the corruption of my brain with the shit I've exposed myself to, latent mental illness, and other factors, I'm finally ready to die.
I've narrowed it down to going to a foreign country for Nembutal, making an exit bag, or a charcoal burning/carbon monoxide suicide (I don't have access to a gun, and jumping is too anxiety inducing). While options 1 and 2 are better than option 3, my funds will not allow for the trip to POSSIBLY find Nembutal, and I'm certainly not a fucking engineer so the exit bag is a no go. That leaves me with charcoal burning.
What is the best way to go about this? I know old Cred Forums would have helped me in planning this. I don't know if you fucking fags will though, honestly. I was considering buying a tent, a charcoal grill, and a few pounds of charcoal. I'm not sure if the tent will be airtight enough to do the job though. Any preparation advice?
Aiden Lopez
pls Cred Forums
Bentley Mitchell
rip thread and rip OP
Jack Wright
I fucking hate you faggots. None of you must have been here pre 2012.
Nathan Perez
Google it you fucking nonce
Juan Ramirez
Water on charcoal produces Carbon Monoxide, so just put an open bag of charcoal under a leaky sink in your house and one day you just won't wake up and people will think it was an accident
Dominic Morgan
Do you think this is fucking amateur hour? There's not a plethora of information online about it. Even wikipedia's suicide corner is somewhat iffy on perfecting the methods without harming the people around you.
Looking this up.
Hudson Cruz
Tent idea will definitely be tight enough. Why not just leave your car running in garage?
Hunter Collins
I read online cars made after a certain point do not produce adequate amounts of carbon monoxide.
James Turner
BAMPU HELP SEMPAI COMMIT SUDOKU
Ryder Richardson
First i'd say, don't do it, second cut the thing that says "artery" on this handy image. Do this at your primary leg (if you are a lefty go left leg etc.) With an object like a screwdriver. As a third i'd say goodnight sweet prince you have succesfully become an hero
Jayden Rodriguez
This is your best answer
Anthony Murphy
>First i'd say, don't do it fuck off. also cutting is 3hardcore5me. looking for peaceful methods.
What if I just soak the charcoal in water in the tent? I live with other people that I don't want to accidentally kill.
Adam Baker
I suppose that would be more efficient, and could still be considered an accident
Matthew Young
>cutting is 3hardcore5me
Kill yourself faggot, oh wait you can't becuz ur a pussy
Aaron Myers
>becuz >ur School's out everyone. Besides the (You), the integrity of my body is second only to ensuring my death.
Realistically will it produce more carbon monoxide than burning it? It's my understanding the burning of the charcoal needs to be an incomplete reaction in order for it to be carbon monoxide rather than dioxide, which would be rather painful.
Jonathan James
OP I would suggest helium. There are many ways to do it
Gavin Lewis
OP are you diabetic? If you're in the US and you aren't diabetic, you can buy insulin cheap over the counter and needles. It's lethal to non-diabetics and you won't even know you're dieing. Just make sure to take a lot so it will for sure happen.
Christopher Myers
Why not just travel abroad? Do it the cheap way. Hitchhike to Mexico, work on a ship hearing to the old world, back pack across country.
You might die on the way (not too different from what you want now) or you might find a new interest in life. You want to die because you have made your world so small and you're bored. You create problems that aren't there and the only solution you see is suicide.
Evan Ross
Did you read the OP? The exit bag is rather complex.
Looking this up as well.
Cooper Lee
>too anxiety inducing You'll be too dead to worry about it user.
Adam Murphy
FUCK OFF NEWFAG
John Ward
True as well, but maybe suicidal tendencies in people are simply evolution's population control?
Jason James
Kill yourself already. There are no suicide-experts on this board since they are all dead.
Michael Lewis
Afraid of heights to begin with
Nicholas Campbell
If you have a she's or garage wait till everone is gone deal doors and windows with pastic tell them your painting or some stupid shit like that and burn that coal shots easy to deal you can get painter plastic tarps at a hardware store for like 10$ and duct tape
Joseph Clark
Are you fucking lazy, trolling or stupid?
Nathaniel Ross
>take plastic bag, duct tape, siphoning hose, comfortable chair, and helium tank >duct tape hose to opening of helium tank and open valve >take plastic bag, put over head, tape bag around neck with hose inside bag with head >sit in comfortable chair and relax
should be like $50 max and you would die peacefully, quietly, and painlessly
bonus points for recording live
Julian Ortiz
>>> eight chan /suicide/ I'll see you there, user.
Levi Baker
If you actually look up the fucking shit for 2016, you'll see that balloon time, the company that sells helium, is mixing it with 20% oxygen now that they are savvy about the exit bags.
I've been at this a while.
I like your style and you're most likely right, but this site is filled with cowards that are most likely waiting.
Elijah Williams
lol u pussy u can kill yourself tonight easily if u want to, just get drunk and and jump off a bridge or something, boom dead gg, fucking hang yourself, jump infront a train or something man come on dude
Samuel Rodriguez
surely helium cant be the only gas out there that you can kill yourself painlessly with
Nathaniel Bailey
%triforce
Evan Kelly
GOD BLESS
I usually don't lurk other chans besides 12 and 7 occasionally.
Elijah Wilson
This is now get thread. Check 'em
Henry Scott
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Liam Murphy
This OP. Nitrogen works well also since it's naturally in the air your body doesn't realize it's asphyxiating.
Also, find anything on the insulin yet? Should be cheap as fuck. $25 for the insulin $5 for the needles Inject full syringe into abdomen at 45 degree angle. Relax and wait as you slip into a coma and fade quietly to death.
Kevin Campbell
apple seeds man, you will need about 200 apple seeds, more if youre fat, id just take about 500 just to be sure
Austin Cruz
Cyanide is too iffy. I understand my pickiness is infuriating.
Definitely considering this. Lack of solid information is troubling though, even in the Peaceful Pill Handbook.
Easton Morris
btw if u just swallow them it wont work u need to crush them up
Grayson Williams
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Justin Barnes
pretty sure you can replace it with nitrous, I don't know the % on that though
Alexander Thompson
Honestly I've never seen anyone consider this method. Not sure why. It's simple and easy. I've actually seen more places offer this method as a way to get away with murder since the insulin itself is natural, it's difficult to detect on an autopsy. They would have to take note of the blood glucose level to realize how they died.
Luis Ward
Death by whippets would be fucking god tier.
Michael Hall
fucking hell OP just jump in front of a train already good riddance
Parker Wilson
[zalgo] auehdifhfsuofhd [/zalgo]
Kayden Powell
says the person that clearly doesn't understand depression
James Martinez
Actually I'm depressed myself. I keep that on hand for me as much as anyone else. Don't assume so much.