Ultimate Cred Forums census

You're fucking gross. Literally the kid nobody wanted to sit next to as a child.

Age:18
Race:Caucasian
Country:Poland
Job/income:Student/none
Why on Cred Forums:I dont know anymore, ylyl, rekt, more interaction with retarded ppl like me i guess
Secret:Fucked my friend when we were 8, both male, both straight

I was same age when I also fucked my friend. Both male. Both straight. Looks like it's a common thing

>Race:
Caucasian
>Age:
26
>Country/State:
Spain
>Job/income:
Software developer / 50k year
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now?
Bored
>Secret:
When i was younger, I masturbated and cumed on a female friend while she was sleeping after a party

Race:Aryan >Thank God
Age:average 4-chaner x 2.2(12 x2.2=26
Country:Republic of Ireland
Job:History teacher
Why in Cred Forums: Started a FBI/Cia initial tread (plz visit)
Secret:No idea what I'm teaching these kids

We got a nigger here boys

Race:Caucasian
Age:25
Country/State: Denmark
Job/income: 5.300$/month
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? cause I'm bored and I enjoy the honest and unfiltered opinions
Secret: I once sucked a dick

How old are your students?

White
37
Usa
Chef at wendys/60K
Why not?
My name is david

Age: 21
Race: White (German + Irish)
State: Indiana, US
Job/income: security guard 12.25/HR
Why on Cred Forums: nothing better to do and GF is sleeping and don't wanna wake her
Secret: I have high risk (for cancer) HPV that I (probably) got from her and I use it for guilt trips constantly because she feels like she owes me something.

Secondary school
(High school is U.S)
Ages 13-18

Age:33
Race:German/Polish
Country/State:Australia Victoria
Job/Income:D.A.F. Technician $60,000 per annum
Why on Cred Forums: I am at work & bored, I have a lot of down time when things are going well.

Ultimate Cred Forums census.
Race:
Caucasian
Age:
20
Country/State:
Denmark
Job/income:
Student Mentor. 25 bucks an hour ish
Why are you on Cred Forums right now?
In queue for league
Secret:
Got handjobs from my sister when we were both little

Kill it

Race: white
Age: 20
Country/State: United Kingdom
Job/income: kitchen porter £6.70ph
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Work is dead
Secret: i sometimes upper decker the toilets in the one toilet in the mens restroom

and I forgot to delete the top -.-

where do you live user I'm on the east side lets get coffee or beers

I'm NWI up by Lake Michigan.

ah fuck that drive

>Ultimate Cred Forums census.
>Race:
Im from Spain. So, white. Learn the difference between mexicans and people from Spain if you dont know it yet, user.
>Age: 25
>Country/State: Spain
>Job/income: Im literally a potato.
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Im not
>Secret: I am

>Race:
White
>Age:
23
>Country/State:
Kentucky
>Job/income:
Student, approx $1,400/month
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now?
Procrastinating things I really need to do.
>Secret:
I really wanna watch my wife suck another cock while I pound her ass.

Race:brown shitskin nigger

Age:30

Country/State:USA San Diego

Job/income:never worked in my life 0 dollars

Why are you on Cred Forums right now? porn

Secret:i like to watch porn

race: white
age: 34
Country: sweden
Job/income: teacher (history + socail studies) earning about 3,200$ / month.
Why here? Just browsing the webs
Secret: the grill on the right is giving me a boner.

Ah yeah. That's alright.

race: asian
age: 19
country: philippines
job/income: none
why are you on Cred Forums right now?: Cred Forums is moving rather slowly
secret: i'm 3.5 in. erect

ayy was up tourette brother

Age: 18
Race: White
Country: Sweden
Job: None
Why on Cred Forums?: Bored and sad/feeling down. So came here to make me feel better seeing all the autism there is here and how fortunate i am compared to some people on here.

Secret: Literally nothing intresting. My life is so damn dull...

Race: white
Age: 18
Country: Cuckada
Job: Sales associate (part-time)
>I came on Cred Forums to fap
Secret: I'm in love with a girl who's incredibly far away and has a boyfriend now, but at one point was begging me to come see her. In fact, the only reason I have a job is cause I was going to save up while I was still in high school to see her, as I didn't have to pay for shit back then

Is that a fantasy or you really want to see that? You have no problem with your wife having another man's dick in her mouth

Why are you feeling down user?

>a problem
If you consider an erection to be a problem, YES.

I prefer the ass on the left.

Screw your census shit.

kek i still do fagit

Race: german/russian
Age: 18
Country/State: Germany
Job/income: school,0.00 €/month
Why are you on Cred Forums : bored
Secret: i had never a gf and my first kiss,i hate myself and sometimes i becomes depressive and want kill myself

>Race: Slav
>Age: 25
>Country/State: Germany
>Job/income: Student 450€
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now? searching for rekt
>Secret: I sucked a bbc

It goes back and forth on whether I actually think I could/would go through with it. And not in a cuck-like "a want to watch a real man please my woman" way. Just in a "want to watch how crazy she goes with two dicks to work with" way.

Lol same

>Race:
Metis

>Age:
33

>Country/State:
Canada/Ontario

>Job/Income:
Music Teacher/Musician/Session/Musician
Roughly $60,000 a year

>Why are you on Cred Forums right now?
Working on lesson plans for a few students, taking a break

>Secret:
Currently fucking one of my student's moms pretty regularly. She's married, but not terribly happy. Pretty fun lady, though.

I feel like im doing nothing with my life. Like ive accomplished literally nothing at all.

Also im stuck in a loop of procrastrination and i cant get out.

Irish
17
Ireland
Student/ shop assistant 6.40 an hour
Taking a shit
Can't think of one

I've been there, dog.

Licked each other's assholes with my friend in kindergarden. We were 7 or 8.
Both straight

Ultimate Cred Forums census.
>Race:
'Strayan
> Age:
23
> Country/State:
'Straya
> Job/income:
Recycling Plant Operator
> Why are you on Cred Forums right now?
Weird porn
> Secret:
I'm a secret cuck but way too possessive of my gf to share her

Mexican
24
U.S/ FL
Supervisor/40k
Bored at work.

You're only 18. Give it sometime. Don't worry things will start to pick up I was the same way. 3 short years later and my life has completely changed. Keep your eyes open for opportunities.

Race: not white
Age: >40

Ultimate Cred Forums census.
Race:white
Age:18
Country/State:netherlands
Job/income:school but part time cook
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Kill time
Secret: none that are worth mentioning

>Race: Caucasian
>Age:18
>Country/State: USA
>Job/income: 50k - property management (hvac)
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Bored and hungry
>Secret: I don't have any, I'm pretty open.

How did you go from FeelsBadMan to FeelsGoodMan? Help plz

>Race
Slav
>Age
20
>Country
MOTHЕЯ ЯUSSIA
>Job
None
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now?
Nothing better to do cuz or board is still not working right.

Race:Mexican
Age:23
Country/State:El Paso, Texas
Job/income:Sicario
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? I´m bored and I'm posting in a ylyl
Secret:I hate my job.

I need to know who that girl on the right is

Yeah, i guess you're right. I only turned 18 a week ago.

But i feel like literally everone else is having a good one while im here doing nothing scince forever :/

Race: White
Age: 22
Country: Greece
Job/Income: College / leechin my parents money
Why on Cred Forums : Pass time
Secret: I have mastrubated to Shemales

White
18
Pol
None
just stopped fapping
i fap to lolis, shota and fur

You watch too many vice documentaries, son

>I hate my job

Most people do, user. If it was fun, they wouldn't pay you for it, and if you liked it, it would be called a hobby instead of a job.

youtu.be/VX7gFl7xnOE

are you one of this guys ?

> Race:
mixed European
> Age:
44 (yeah, really)
> Country/State:
England
> Job/income:
dba - £35k
> Why are you on Cred Forums right now?
boredom and tits
> Secret:
I did 3yrs of a 5yr sentence inside (24 to 27yo) for stabbing a guy in a fight. Nobody that I know now, knows this.

Hey, atleast you have a GF right?

Race:White
Age:24
Country/State:Finland
Job/income:really shitty, dont want to know.
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? just got home.
Secret:

Caucasian
28
ESP
Administrative/15k/y apx
Football match isn't as fun as I expected (Atlético-München)
Secret? The bird is the word

>implying that the post was legit and that there's black people on Cred Forums

Race: Spic
Age: 23
Country/State: Mexico
Job/income: Student/Waiter. Hundred dollars or so (work on weekends)
Why are you on Cred Forums right now: Autism
Secret: ephebo

Race: White
Age: 34
Country/State: USA/California
Job/income: Consultant/$110k + $5k-18k bonus
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Cred Forums is backup reading when I'm all caught up on news & other sites I browse
Secret: I had sex in the VIP at a strip club--

>haven't told anyone, don't think I ever will and probably won't do it again, but it was fucking amazing.
>I count it as the sixth girl I've slept with.
>brazilian, small, skinny, had an incredibly tight bubbly ass and a crazy hot accent.
>I was in town couch-hopping visiting friends, buddy let me borrow his car for the night
>broke up with a girl I thought I was going to marry a year prior almost to the day
>omw home late, feeling lonely, decided to stop in at the club for a lap dance to pick myself up
>club was somewhat busy, good squad working that night--plenty of options
>girls stopping by, chatting me up for a dance, "no thanks"
>only looking for someone with a booty who was down with a little hands on action in the lap dance area
>pass on probably five girls before this little thing walks up and talks to me in broken english, says she's from brazil
>very little makeup, cute face, dark hair, light olive skin, a little shy...diamonds instantly
>chat for a bit, says to me "so...uh, you want to dance?"
>"sure"
>"ok, but I charge $35/song...this ok?" it was usually $25
>"sure"
>behind curtain in lapdance zone, clothes coming off, still giggly & shy
>climbs on top, notices diamonds
>hands-on activities
>pants invasion
>"holy shit...you are like a black guy!"
>it's bullshit, but her hand is on my cock so...awesome
>she pauses...leans into my ear, "you want to go downstairs?"
>"what can we do downstairs we can't do up here?"
>"I want you inside me"
>"what's that gonna take?"
>flashes 3 fingers
>tuck, zip, ATM trip
>leads me downstairs, finds a spot
>waits for bouncer to leave, then changes to a spot in the back
>pushes me down, climbs on top
>leans in again "don't touch my pussy with your hands"
cont'd

I'm 19 now. I'm guessing you just started college? I felt the same way my entire first year of college. It'll get better trust

>Race:
Dutch
>Age:
18
>Country:
The Netherlands
>Job/Income:
Wash dishes for 7 euro/hr
>y on Cred Forums?
bored
>Secret:
I am taller than 98% of the world

Well for starters, man:
is right. You're only 18. And I was around the same age when I felt worthless. It changed for me when I found something I'm passionate about. Whether it's art, or an academic pursuit, or maybe constant adventure/self-reliance. Just find passion and the procrastination will cure itself. And when you find passion, you don't really care how anyone else measures your accomplishments. And when that happens, you don't feel so unaccomplished. Just live your life the way you want to, don't be so afraid. No one makes it out alive. We just figure out how to be happy long enough to die. I guess that last bit isn't really advice, but just some thoughts that helped me remember not to take anything too seriously. Just to enjoy myself.

Can you greentext the stab story?

put pics again pls

40 years old
United States Massachusetts
Firefighter 65k a year
Bored- hoping for loli thread
Secret: When I was 26 I lived with my cousins for about a year, moved in their area for a job, and I did sexual things with my their 8 year old daughter. Touched her, ate her out, taught her how to give me hand job and blow job, basically everything except actual sex. I thought I would hurt her. Stated with her giving me a lap dance naked, she initiated.

Where are you from homie?
In holland?

>Race:
White.
>Age:
37.
>Country/State:
USA - Illinois.
>Job/income:
Unemployed - Jack Shit
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now?
I have no life and nothing better to do.
>Secret:
I'm a closest cuck.

Race: White
Age: 20
Country/State: California
Job/income: $52,000
Bored as Fuck
Secret: I cum on my roommates toothbrush

>Race:
European Canadian. (German, French, English, estonian. Born in Canada )
>Age:
23 I guess
>Country/State:
Canada
>Job/income:
Contractor 15-20k annually
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now?
I'm not at work and my gf is out
>Secret:
Broke as fuck

Race: egyptian
Age: 18
Country/State: california
Job/income: i'm interning at some lab atm/ 10.50 an hr
Why are you on Cred Forums right now?
Need to read some crazy shit to cheer myself up
Secret: i stole diet pills and makeup back when i was a crazy anorexic

You don't fucking live in fucking San Bernandino do you? I've suspected this of my roomate for a while, so I started cumming on his too. Now I think we both just cum on each other's toothbrushes and we both know it.

>Race: Brown (From srilanka)
>Age: 21
>Country/State: canada in ontario
>Job/income: $16 @ a warehouse
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Been on Cred Forums daily since 08
>Secret: 100% have adhd and anger issues

Race: White
Age: 31
Country/State: Denmark
Job/income: Around $5.000 a month
Why are you on Cred Forums right now: Bored with Champions League football
Secret: I masturbate 2-3 times a day.

english/irish
50
usa
125k pension
bored

Nope, Sacramento

Race: Aryan (Background is Italian, but I've got blond hair and blue eyes).
Age: 20
Country/State: Canada/Ontario
Job/Income: Currently working 2 part time jobs, around 1.5k every week and a half.
Why are you on Cred Forums right now?: I'm sick and have been home from work the past few days. I frequently lurk Cred Forums in my spare time. Started browsing Cred Forums back in '03 when my brother showed me it.
Secret: I have nothing worthy to put here.

>Race:
caucasian
>Age:
19
>Country/State:
Denmark
>Job/income:
farmer/50-55K-ish USD a year
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now?
because its almost bed time
>Secret:
ain't a secret no more if i tell you

Tanks user. The no one makes it out alive was pretty neat :)

Also, do you have any tips for talking to people. I used to have no problem with this but i just have no ide what to say ever. Pretty frustrating

White
24
Texas
Legal Assistant/13/hour
Bored at work

>Race:
Dunno, white
>Age:
21
>Country/State:
Germany
>Job/income: Student, Chemnistry
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now?
bored
>Secret:
I usually piss in my neighburs garden when coming home drunk. She earned my dislike by calling the police because i was playing soccer with friends on the street.(i was 11 at that time)
Of course it wasn´t illegal

Dont tell me you live in vaughan

Race: Norwegian
Age: 30
Country/State: Norway
Job/income: Store manager for game company / 450 000 NOK
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Bored
Secret: I've been suicidaly depressed since I was 5 years old.

Oh yeah, and I wack off to gay porn

cont'd

>"...play with my asshole."
>slides condom on, grinds me raw on her outer lips while checking the door occasionally
>playing with her asshole...this is fucking awesome
>press on it firmly, finger pops in a little
>"UHHHHH" and shoves my cock in, grinding HARD
>grabs my face and we're making out
>keep my hips still, hold my finger in place, she's rocking back & forth on my cock so as it slides out my finger goes in...finger out, cock in a good 10 minutes
>grabbing me hard around the neck & grinding, soon starts shaking, breathing heavier
>starts a long moan as shaking gets harder
>grab her ass with my other hand & squeeze, then press her down hard onto my cock, finger in
>gasp, squeak, then breathes a hard "FUUUUUUUUUCK" into my ear
>blast in her pussy
>sits there on my lap twitching
>pulls my cock out & stuffs it back in my pants, condom on & loaded
>winks at me, leans down and gives it a kiss
>"you save that one" she whispers in my ear
>lays out across my lap, still 15 minutes left in VIP
>her: "you know, in Brazil we do Olympics now?"
>"yeah, I've been watching it"
>"gold medal for you"
>walked out of there, drove home, climbed into bed, pulled the condom off, and jacked it two more times before falling asleep.

best sex of my life...and it had to be a stripper. fuck me.

19
Race:Mix of Asian and Polynesian
State: Hawaii
Job/income: Receiver/22k annually
Why? Got out of work and heading to school for an exam. Just killing time.
Secret: I didn't study.

White
39
Russia
Ambulance driver
Omega nolifer
Never ever kissed a woman

you've probably seen her before, but ok

White
24
Finland
Security
idk bored
I fucked Anna.

>caucasian
>21
>Portugal
>Student in Molecular and Celular Biology
>Eating dinner and shitposting to burn free time before i go to bed and classes
>Im way too into rape porn than what is healthy

>Race

Caucasian

>Age

30

>Country/State

USA, Ohio

>Job/income

Software dev, $70K/year

>Why are you on Cred Forums right now?

Boredom

>Secret

I'm horribly sexually attracted to a person that I shouldn't be

:/

>nigger
>no job
>on Cred Forums
Kek

Nah, im in my last year of "Gymnasium" idk what the equivalent of that is in other countries.

Isnt that the nordic ''highschool'' or whatever you guys call it

High school

Let me know if you want more, these are directly from the blackmail set.

Oh, alright. I'll most likely not start college next year though. Im sooooo burnt out with school. So i will take a year of at least.

dude even better. Ur in high school. Your only duty is to go to school and fuck around. Take it easy

>Race:
White
>Age:
22
>Country/State:
Canada
>Job/income:
Building costs estimator 55K-60K/year
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now?
Why not?
>Secret:
I like when my girlfried put her fingy in my poopy

White British
29
Born in the UK, living in Ireland
Data Analyst / €60k
On Cred Forums out of sheer force of habit.
I dress in womens clothes from time to time.

Race: Mexican Arabian
Age: 22
Country/State: USA Tx
Job/income: Uber
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? booty
Secret: I eat da booty

Race: Nigger
Age: 25
Country/State: Brazil
Job/income: Thief
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? it's lunch time
Secret: i raped a chiken

Probably, not entirely sure.

you get money for estimating?
ESTIMATING?

you just throw a dart at the cost of a building all day like some tv show?

AND GET 60K FOR IT?

where do i sign up?

Didn't realize how many middle aged adults were on here

Yeah, i mean School isnt that bad, i actually really like my school and the people there.

But i literally have nothing intresting going on in my life, its all so fucking dull.

Same

fuck audi... they declined me for a duales studium

because lying on the internet is highly illegal and we have kill squads fact checking every post

Race: white
Age: 28
Country/State: belarus
Job/income: programmist
Why are you on Cred Forums right now?: other board is dead

White Anglo-Saxon
18
Kent in the UK
Student
Bored of normie ways of passing the time and too tired to fap
Secret - I'm confident with my bros but sperg out if a pretty girl talks to me

Fake and gay

Well it's way more complex than that. I work for construction compagnies and I make submissions for them for projects like building hospitals, skycrapers and shit. The more precise I am the more they make money so they usually give me a royalty on the profits

aryan
21
CO
student
bored
I once put my toothbrush in my butt to see how it felt. Turns out I'm 100% straight.

Race: Indian
Age: 28
Country/State: NYC
Job/income: Law Student, but signed an offer for a starting salary of $180k at a NYC law firm
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? procrasting reading for my law classes.
Secret: I'm a chronic masturbator. Like I can't fucking stop. And the worst part is that I have adverse reactions to masturbation. I get really legarthic (I literally sleep for at least 10 hours afterwards) and it kills my appetite for the rest of the day.

>Race
Slav
>Age
18
>Country/State
Germany
>Job/income
50€
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now?
I'm bored
>Secret
I jizzed on my face once

Race: White. A mishmash of western European ethnicities.

Age: 32

Country/State: USA

Job/income: Research Assistant, $35k

Why are you on Cred Forums right now: Kickn it.

Secret: Urophile and Hebephile

>Secret:i like to watch porn

Geez. Tone it down a notch edgelord

>Race: Native American / Germexican
>Age: 29
>Country/State: USA/New Mexico
>Job/income: Horse Wrangler / Cowhand
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Habit now
>Secret: My mother killed herself to save my life.

age: 24
race: american
state: NJ
job: restaurant part owner, about $40K
why on Cred Forums? my day off, did all my errands so just browsing
secret: i enjoy lying and stealing. not lying or stealing large or valuable things, just minor lies and items

>Race
Master

>Age
21

Country/State
Kingdom Of Norway

>Job/income
Superior NEET
In between jobs atm but I make so much neetbucks I might just stay like this

>Why are you on Cred Forums right now
Because you're the closest thing to friends I've had in a long time. Also I'm tired to do anything else

Secret:
I fake my whole life
I have no ambition, no goals or and dreams whatso ever. I have fantasies but I never bother to accomplish anything.
I live only to die
If it wasn't for my family I'd probably kill myself already

Race: White
Age: 22
Country/State: Denmark
Job/income: Student around $10k a year
Why are you on Cred Forums right now?: I needed a break from this bullshit project i'm writing atm.
Secret: I eat my boogers

first pic she took for me on her webcam, after that i knew I could get her to do anything for me. i love how unhappy she looks.

What was the blackmail about? Story?

>Race:
White
>Age:
30
>Country/State:
USA/Virginia
>Job/income:
Construction 34k
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now?
No real reason
>Secret:
I like this song.
youtube.com/watch?v=WiuOn_uqHLM

where do i find your family so i can kill them, just to drive you into suicide? you are everything keeping the world from moving forward

Race: Caucasian
Age: 18
Country/State: Germany
Job/income: Student
Why are you on Cred Forums right now?: Pass time, I don't even know anymore, I guess I like the honesty
Secret: I'm in love and I'd do anything for this guy. I'll never tell him though, I'm too deep in the friendzone.

>Secret: I eat my boogers
ayyyy

story?

Age: 22
Race: White
State: North Carolina
Job: Graphic Design
Why /b?: Just one of the spots i come every now and again.
Secret: I love interracial porn (black male, white female).

>Race
German
>Age
19
>State
Iowa/Illinois
>Job/Income
Student
>Why on Cred Forums
Wanted to see if there is anything interesting happening
>Secret
I jerked off through my pants during a group bus ride

Age: 20
Race: White
Country: England
Job: Machinst/£7 hour
Why: Bored, looking for some nice tits
Secret: I love to watch people sleep. But never get caught

Ultimate Cred Forums census.
Race: White, European
Age: 18
Country/State: United Kingdom - Scotland
Job/income: about £3816 a year - minimum on weekends
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? porn
Secret: I have some weird bumps on my dick and want to kill myself

>you are everything keeping the world from moving forward
Pretty sure there are things out there worse than some little neet faggot

Honestly, you should let him know, the worst tha can happen is that you get to move on.

Been in your shoes kinda.

Race: White
Age:19

Country/State: USA/Connecticut

Job/income: engineering student/negative shekels

Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Because I'm taking a pre-lab shit

Secret: this shit smells like a fucking nuclear missile hit a Detroit sewage treatment plant

Race: White
Age: 19
State: Florida
Job/Income: Real Estate, income varies
Why on Cred Forums? Im retarded, idk
Secret: ummm, cant get over my ex?

Race: white
Age:29
Country/State:argentina
Job/income: usd1000
Why are you on Cred Forums right now: because im leaving job soon
Secret:i like cp

Scotland by any chance or na

Ultimate Cred Forums census.
Race:
>Disgusting White cis male
Age:
>18
Country/State:
>Wales, UK
Job/income:
>Student
Why are you on Cred Forums right now?
>browsing, maybe fap.
Secret:
>raped my ex girlfriend and convinced everyone she was a crazy bitch and I got away with it.

story?

>Race: American

>Age: 24

>Country/State: US/CA

>Job/income: Small business owner, decent

>Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Boredom, habit

>Secret: I don't empathize with people, but I do pity them
Sociology is destroying the hard sciences

Race: Whitey
Age: 38
Country/State: USA
Job/income: Musician, other - 40k or so
Why are you on Cred Forums right now?: Procrastinating instead of doing productive stuff, hoping to see something mildly entertaining
Secret: I used to regularly visit a few tranny hookers i met on CL and suck their cocks

it's fake u fagit

>white
>ks
>30
>married for now
>0 kids
>cut
>heavy equipment operator
>on /b cause work slow, other boards slow, fucking off looking for a sewi g machine to buy
>bored
>wanted random faggotry to entertain me for 1 more hour so that i can go home, work on my mower till dark, hopefully fix the pos and mow, go inside, avoid my hateful wife, try to not stuff my fat face or drink booze
>try to go to bed early after watching more automotive aphilsty vidya and looking for supplies i will need
>also, came here to shitpost and post pic
>pic related
>op is always a cock guzzling homosexual...

Race: Persian

Age:24

Country/State: California

Job/Income: Student and investment trader averaging 3k a month.

Secret: whwn i was younger i got high with a gay friend of mine and let him eat my ass then fuck me with his 10 inch cock. Literally was 10 inches. To this day I haven't done anything gay again. I am also a very dominant top male who likes submissive women lol go figure...

Race: white
Age: 22
Country: US. North Carolina
Job: assistant manager for Dollar General. $8/hr
Why are you on Cred Forums now: I'm bored at work.

how did you enjoy it?

Oh and I'm on Cred Forums because it's a site for me to jack off to gifs and a great resource to kill time lol

he worked for me overseas. the nature of my job gave me access to view data that came in and out of the computers we had there. one day something happened and we all had to leave our area quickly. he made the mistake of leaving his computer logged in with photos that could get him fired. I kept the pictures and started monitoring his computer closely. one morning when I saw them chatting, I reached out to her and told her if she didn't do what I asked of her, I'd make sure her husband was either on a plane home, or on a plane to the most dangerous location I could find. I warned her not to say anything to her husband, and when I saw her send him a message about it, i killed his network connection to his computer and phone. i made it clear i had control over every aspect of his work there, and if she didnt want to lose all the money he was making or get packed off to a place where he would be in danger constantly, she better do what I asked. i restored his network service but not before sending a letter from "HR" that his browsing habits were being investigated for contraband which could lead to termination. i monitored their conversation and when he told her he had gotten an email from HR about possibly being fired, she believed i was serious. I immediately told her to get on webcam and take a topless picture.

Forgot my secret.
I guess just that I've been living with depression and haven't told anyone.

sorry to disappoint, it aint
>be 15
>over mine
>she's lying down and I'm horny
>start undressing her, she's confused and freezes up
>I get her naked and I pull her legs open
>start fucking her as she forces a smile
>afterwards she cried and went home.
>Skip forward nearly a year
>i broke up with her
>she started telling people I raped her
>I told everyone she was insane and shared a text where she said she cut my name into her leg and called me a rapist
>they all thought she was a psycho
>I fucked her friend.

Ultimate Cred Forums census.
Race: Half Indonesian/Half Caucasian
Age:41
Country/State: Netherlands
Job/income: Consultant/50k
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Fap, YGYL
Secret: I always wanted to murder my parents but they died of natural causes...shame

>Race: Bi-Racial (Half Black, Half White)
>Age: 18
>Country/State/City: USA, Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh
>Job/Income: DayCare Worker/7.25 usd
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now?: Because I'm procrastinating on an Art Project.
>Secret: Accidentally had sex with a 16 y/o a couple months ago (It's legal in P.A.), and nobody knows but me.

>She has Multiple Personality Disorder, and she doesn't remember anything.

Race: Aryan
Age: 22
Country/State: Germany, Was born in Germany moved to US to escape Cuckery, just ran into more cuck.
Job/Income: Student, Minimum Wage working at Subway
Why I am on Cred Forums: Bored as Fuck.
Secret: I am schizophrenic

White
19
USA / South Cakalaky
Server like 350 in 30 hours work
Because I'm lonely

It was pretty good, I was awkward at first but after my ass let loose it felt nice, I got to see us fucking because he had a huge mirror to the side of the bed. Was all doggy style and my ass farted a lot. Could hear that gushy smacking against my hole from the lube and precum...I eventually cam and then got an instant feeling of regret and disgust and pushed em off me. Then I left all awkward like and never really spoke to him again lol...

Dont visit her. Big chance she will dump you.

>Race: white, Scandinavian

>Age: 23

>Country/State: Sweden

>Job/income: Inspector at process industry, €50k ($55k)

>Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Laugh and masturbate

>Secret: I used to be a huge druggie

human
26
'murica, sc
lol
to fsu
i kissed a girl, and i liked it

White
18
England
Part Time Dishwasher
£220 a Month
Mix with my own kind
About a year ago I fucked my sister on a regular basis.

843?

Race: caucatian
Age: 19
Country: Sweden
Job/income: Burger king. 100kr hr (around 11 an hour)
Why on Cred Forums: Bored and feel like to just watch/read things

Ultimate Cred Forums census.
Race: Black
Age: 23
Country/State: 'murica, NV
Job/income: None. College
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Bored.
Secret: I hate my entire life.

25
middle eastern/white
usa
grad student
depression
I have no idea what I'm doing

>Ultimate Cred Forums census.
>Race: Native American (Am. Indian)
>Age: 41
>Country/State: AZ, USA
>Job/income: Lawyer, 60K-150K/year, depending on how hard I want to work.
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now? I'm ADD and need distractions to work. Cred Forums is a perfect short term distraction, and I work for myself,so IDGAF
>Secret: Lots, but I once got drunk, picked up a rando girl, fucked her in the middle of a dark side road in a large city in Asia. Got her completely buck naked and came inside while she left ass cheek prints in the dust of a car hood. Refused to give her my number afterward.

Asian american
18
Utah
Student
Looking for keks
I dont have compassion for others

oh shit. forgot secret
secret: In the morning I sit down and piss

Race: White
Age: 29
Country/State: Michigan
Job/income: Sign Language Interpreter, $29/hour
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Looking for tyftt threads
Secret: see above.

the first few pics were on her webcam so theyre low quality, but she grudgingly did what I told her. i progressed my expectations and got access to his personal email accounts and sent an email from him with a hidden keylogger, so then i had access to her emails and passwords. if she ever balked at what i asked her to do, i'd send her an email from her own account with attachments of what she had already sent me. i told her i did this by changing the header so it appeared as coming from her email. she never knew it actually did. i threatened to send things to her husband or boss, or copies of our transcripts where i made her talk like a depraved slut begging for cock. i made her go out and buy a better camera and take better pics and vids. or id have her get on webcam and masturbate for me. then i started making her do things with other guys on cam. she never knew i was recording the webchats.

Me too. I hate standing there all tired for like 5 minutes while pissing, and usually in the morning piss sprays everywhere. I'd rather sit there and just let it drain.

> chef at Wendy's
> 60k
Pick one

Race: White boi
Age:32
Country/State: nj
Job/income: Cuck Master General/nigger cum
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? looking for nigger dick in white chicks
Secret: i identify as black

Race: Non-hispanic Caucasian
Age: 20
Country/State: USA/Georgia
Job/Income: Online Tutor/$15.00
Why are you on Cred Forums right now?: Taking a shower after college classes/before going out
Secret: idk into traps? Not really a secret

>Race: White
>Age: 22
>Country/State: Germany
>Job/income: Receptionist *8,5 Euro/hour* and Student
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now?: I am broken
>Secret: I dropped out from the University and still didn't tell anybody and i don't have any idea what should i do with my life

Race: hispanic/latin
Age: 24
Country/State: Lima/Peru
Job/Income: Bussinessman, US$400-1500 monthly (live with parents).
Why on Cred Forums: pastime
Secret: I'm virgin

Race:White
Age: 28
Country/State: Wisconsin/USA
Job/income: Customer Service $13/hr
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? I'm pooping
Secret: I cheated on my gf last year, and I gave my gf HPV and she thought it was from her ex.

Race: Circassian Arab/Dutch.
Age: 18
Country: Egypt, temporarily.
Job/income: $0, parents pay for everything.
Why are you on b right now? Bored as always.
Secret: My parents are strictly religious and think I'm a virgin.

Race: Polish
Age:16
Country/State: Polish Kujawsko-Pomorskie
Job/income: High School
Why are you on Cred Forums right now?:bored
Secret: Its a mistery

Shouldve finished. I'd rather be unemployed with a degree than have none..

I want the pics with the other guys. How did she find them?

>Ultimate Cred Forums census.
>Race: White English
>Age: 18
>Country/State: UK London
>Job/income: apprentice engineer-1.5k a month
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now? bored af
>Secret: ive tasted my cum

Race:Latino
Age:21
Country/State:CO, USA
Job/income:writer
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Looking for inspiration
Secret: I killed 3 homeless people while creating a character.

Age: 20
Race: North American
Job: Piano Teacher 40$ an hour
Why on /b?: Waiting for a bus
Secret: I have fantasies about almost everyone I know

>SoCal
all respect lost

Well i studied hard and failed almost every exam this semester. If i fail one more time i will be out from the uni forever, those are the rules. So, i think i just shuold change the uni, somewhere easier to finish and get a degree. But i don't know, failing brakes my soul and my motivation is gone. Also i started doubting myself if i am even capable of getting a degree.

Ultimate Cred Forums census.

Race: Aryan
Age: 30
Country/State: Argentina
Job/income: none/none
Why are you on Cred Forums right now?: hate
Secret: i am the fourth reich

by the way...
"Kill all jews and, all niggers !! the world must be only for the Aryans!

>other chans are boring
Dont make muy laugh fag you dont know where are the other chans

Alter wie bist du bei den Hurenkindern reingekommen? Da hat man als nicht Ingolstädter bzw. nicht Audi-Inzucht ja keine Chance als Ing.

What's a kitchen porter?

Race : white /germanic / aryan
Age : 24
Country : netherlands
Job : It engineer/ could engineer 110k yearly
On Cred Forums : for fun
Secret : want to life in a other country

>Race: white
>Age:24
>Country/State: Ontario, Canada
>Job/income: Mange a bong shop, 13/hour
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now? because work is dead af
>Secret: i take nudes at work

Ultimate Cred Forums census.
Race: Spic American
Age:40
Country/State: California nor/cal
Job/income: Speach therapist 88k
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Share my hate and jerk off...
Secret: I try to fuck every woman I meet.

Race: white
Age: 21
Florida, USA
Job: bicycle delivery boi (avg.15/hr)
Too much time on my hands
I'm a cyborg with titanium implants in my legs and everything.

I'm 25 from El Paso. White

Race: white
Age: 29
Country/State: Minnesota, USA
Job/income: optician $14/hr
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? I have pneumonia and needed to see some cancer so I know it's not so bad
Secret: i smoked so much weed that it fucked up my sinuses and that's how I got sick

I knew I was the oldest here..you can rest now.

>Race:
Caucasion
>Age:
48
>Country/State:
USA/WA
>Job/income:
Cyber cop/Data Analyst/80k yr
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now?
I wfh, can shit post all day and get paid for it.
>Secret:
I been fucking a married woman for the last 5yrs. Not married to me.

I Let her choose who her first threesome would be with. she chose a friend and his girlfriend. her instructions were to have a mmf so i made chose the next participants myself. the sad thing is i moved the vids to a hard drive to keep them safe and it ended up getting smashed. ive tried everything short of a pro recovery service to get them back.
this went on over several years and i made her do some depraved things. masturbating in front of her son or walking around her apt nude with all the windows open, the video of her with the two guys was what most would consider awful, she cried as the guys forcefully face fucked her. towards the end though she seemed to enjoy it but every now amd then id have to give her a little reminder who was in control.

Race: White
Age: 19
Country/State: UK
Job/income: shitty retail job £5.30 an hour
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Nothing else to do.
Secret: In love with best friend.

>Race:
White / Dutch
>Age:
29
>Country/State:
Fucking Americunts
>Job/income:
50.000 Euro per year, webdeveloper.
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now?
Tryna sleep
>Secret:
I browse /fit/ and Cred Forums

Race: Human
Age: 25
Country/State: Canada / Quebec
Job/income: Salesman, depends on months / years but usually 40$/h from March to September, 25$/$ rest of the year (payed in commissions)
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Ritual after work. Dunno why.
Secret: I know why.

Your ex gf was definitely a sheep.

Race: Hispanic
Age: 35
Country/State: Argentina
Job/income: 12000 usd a year
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Taking a big dump
Secret: fucking my Ex behind my gf's back

Race:White
Age:18
Country/State:Cali
Job/income:Stripper
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? just4fun
Secret: I am a girl

>Ultimate Cred Forums census.
>Race: Caucasian
>Age: 30
>Country/State: Georgia, USA
>Job/income: IT Tech
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Killing time.
>Secret: I wear a cock cage, butt plug, and panties under my clothes every day.

>Race:
ayy lmao
>Age:
735 of your earth years
>Country/State:
Kepler-186f in your language
>Job/income:
651387 KÃÞ per Ѧ░و
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now?
to study human life
>Secret:
I feel disgusted by human race

>Ultimate Cred Forums census.
>Race:white
>Age:26
>Country/State:Brazil/Rio de Janeiro
>Job/income:MD/(on military draft)2000USD/month +
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now? this an old habbit, when i get bored i come here.
>Secret: i cannot get a boner with girls i see as friend or care about.

Nice thread NSA!

Nice try EPA

Race: White/Hispanic
Age:19
Country/State: Canada
Job/income:Student
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? cuz
Secret: I dated a SJW

>Race: white
>Age: 27
>Country/State: Norway
>Job/income: nightshift at logistic company.
3 075,71 USD monthly
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now?
bored
>Secret: im dreaming of a white christmas

White
25
Game warden, 25k
Something to do while smoking a cigarette

The secret? I'vcheated every single drug test and got away with it

Race: Arab
Age: 22
Country/State: Canada
Job/income: Dental Student... so i pay fucking 70 grand a year for tuition alone.
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Because fuck exams.
Secret: Chronic cheater on my girlfriend.

Describe your worst airport experience

fuckin asswipe.

Got a kik? ;)

GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY
Race: Slav
Age: 20
Country/State: Canada
Job/income: Foreman 62K yearly
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Nothing else to do
Secret: I only hire white canadians

how can you be a white hispanic your either white or a spic

None. I have coloured eyes, fair skin, and I am a fucking dental student. Banks beg for our business, and so give us great credit cards, which give us access to VIP lounges and whatnot.

fit and pol mastercombo, me too

Arab dental student here: Enjoy being a fucktard for the rest of your life.

I'll be rolling in my 300k/yr soon enough.

Race: white boy
Age: 23
Country/State: eng
Job/income: boring office shit at a university
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? boredom/depression/kill time
Secret: im starting to believe the world is a hologram

> Race
American
> Age
31
> Country
Boston
> Job
Ethernet Police Archiver
> Why im here?
:)
> Secret
I know a lot of things... A lot

>the arab believes this
You will never belong in canada face it
The more race relations get worse and worse the more working class boyz i recruit into the secret racism club.

Tfw dat der minorities dont know how much whites dislike them but are too kind to say anything to them

Race: white
Age:21
State:massachusetts
Job:contractor/$18hr
Why?:got out of work and didnt want to start homework yet
Secret: i hate my life so much and constantly think about suicide.

White (Caucasian/Frenchancestors)
20
Louisiana USA
Welder $55,000a year
Bc im bored
Secret? Im in the shower

>race
White
>age
18
>country
Big Butt Capital of the World(a.k.a Brazil)
>job/income
Student/none
>why are you on Cred Forums right now?
Because I'm a lonely fat pile of shit
>secret
I masturbate to pictures of my middle school yearbooks

>Ultimate Cred Forums census.
>Race: white
>Age: 26
>Country/State: Texas, USA
>Job/income: Store Manager $51k yearly
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Taking a shit
>Secret: Engaged but been fucking my fiances sister the past year when who works with me.

>Age:
22
>Race:
Caucasian
>State:
Quebec
>Job/income: shipping supervisor of a chemical goods factory 23/hour
>Why on Cred Forums: trying to get use to the worst so i can be worst than that.
>Secret: i grow weed in my apartment

Honestly, I feel sorry for you that you believe the shit coming out of your mouth. You need to understand something bro: When I have patients walk through the front door of the clinic, they may be racist. They may be white supremacists. But they sure as hell come back. And you know why? Because they fucking enjoy the treatment I give them.

Unlike the white kids in my class, I actually worked my ass off in dental school to get good at what I do. All the non-white kids in our class are much better clinicians, and that's a fact.

Are you talking about country of origin or country you live in now. If so and i am not joking i will see you in class

>Race: Latino / Beaner / El Salvador
>Age: 30
>Country/State: US/DAL,TX
>Job/income: System Business Analyst / 62K
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Bored AF
>Secret: I cheated every each GF i had.

if i knew you irl id kick your shit in you fucking arab

come to saskatchewan boio
S4N 4N0

>Race:
subhuman slav
>Age:
26
>Country/State:
Croatia
>Job/income:
0 $
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now?
cus I'm a degenerate
>Secret:
scat fetishist

MODS

Race: Black
Age: 30
Country/State: US, TN
Job/income:Deputized Sgt at a Correctional Facility, I think it's like 36,000 anually I get, foggy because of a recent raise.
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Porn, I guess.
Secret: I have shat in the shower more than once, on purpose. Mainly because alot of times when I shower, I have to shit, and I don't want to deal with getting out of the shower to shit and wipe just to fucking start all over again with cleaning my asshole, so VERY rarely I'll just shit over the drain and smoosh in down and get back to it. Smells awful, because of the heat bringing out the extra oaky notes of robust feces, but it works.

disgusting nigger

Haha wow you got me, I guess I'll go take my degree - which you paid part of it through OSAP and your taxes - and take it back to the middle east where I can provide top notch fucking treatment instead of, you know, being appreciated and giving back to the community.

p.s. was born here, so yeah.

White
31
Texas
Customer service manager 15.50/hr
Just finished dinner with my wife, enjoying a cigarette.
I sabotage everything that could possibly move me into a better economic status because I'm afraid of change.

doesnt matter where you are born, its about blood not govt paper

also i wouldnt mind you going to help your own people, they need more educated people

White
25
TX, Greatest country
Scheduling 32kish
Just set my computers back up yesterday and haven't lurked in years
I thought I was Bi in HS until I sucked a dick and threw up

>Ultimate Cred Forums census.
>Race:
White
>Age:
25
>Country/State:
Usa /just moved to cali from mississippi
>Job/income:
None right now but electrician in the future
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now?
Bored at home
>Secret:
I literally have a pefect life outside of finances
>i also fucked 3 family members growing up

Hey, I take offense to that. The water is running the whole time, it's clean.

Race: Black
Age:24
Country/State:USA/Alabama
Job/income:Mailman/Server - !7.02hr/7.25hrplus tips
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? To laugh and porn
Secret:I raped one of my close friends girlfriends while she was passed out drunk. came in her and everything. She later had a miscarriage and thought it was from her bf(my close friend)

>black
>alabama
>raped
checks out

Race: Hispanic
Age: 24
Country/State: Mèxico
Job/income: Medicine student / 300 month for scolarship.
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? I dont know.
Secret: I kill a little dog in 2012 just for fun.

k, slav.

most of saskatchewan is slav

saskatchewan belong to the slav

hail the white race

White (master race)
27
Louisianimal Murrca!
Process Operator / $90k
Bored at work...

you are an idiot

true dat

Not going to give more details, but I am a medical student as well.

My secret is that I fondled my cadaver during first year anatomy lab. I regret it now, but at the time I was a fucked up kid.

R: White
A: 26
C: Spain
J: looking for anything
W?: noctámbulo / nocturnal
S: i'm in love

This thread is full fags bragging about their income kek.

t. Another shitskin

spaniards today aren't white at all

Race: white
Age: 18
Country/state: USA, Ohio
Job/income: firefighter, $47.7 thousand a year
Why am I on Cred Forums?: taking a shit
Secret: I have dystonia

Race: Hispanic (PR)
Age: 20
Country/State: MA
Job/income: College Student
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Titties
Secret: Cokehead

Don't worry man, Pizza Hut promotes from within, your time will come.

My secret is youre all faggots...

Race: Hispanic (PR)
Age: 20
Country/State: MA
Job/income: College Student/Cashier
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Titties
Secret: Cokehead

user,

I stutter. Tourettes is a bit like thst. Try prozac. Prozac at the right dose solved my stuttering.

Good luck. I'm 57 years old. Neurological conditions suck.

Also learn price theory. Lol.

Thats fucking crucial nig...

>Race: Caucasian
>Age: 25
>Country/State: Canada/Quebec
>Job/income: General work in an aerospace warehouse at 15$/h
>Why are you on Cred Forums right now?
Just chilling
>Secret: Can't even mention it because I basically can't prove it but i fucked up and haven't tried to experiment with since then

White
18
Canada
Student and meat cutter $11/hr
Why are you on Cred Forums? Crippling depression and dank memes
I once put my dick in wet cement to leave an imprint

Race: Ashkenazi Jewish. White
Age: 57
Country/State: Texas USA
Job/income: Senior Manager, Semiconductor
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? I'm in Japan on bidness and I've been on Cred Forums for 10 years.
Secret: I crossdress, like to be pegged, and my wife has like a dozen orgasms. It does get better!

I'm a med student. Enjoy being worthless for the rest of your life lel

Oh, and income is $210,000 per year. But I have 3 kids, so .... yeah.

Race:white
Age:29
Country/State:fl
Job/income:tire store manager/60k
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? TAking shit
Secret: I'm a functional alcoholic

>Secret: Can't even mention it because I basically can't prove it but i fucked up and haven't tried to experiment with since then

you wouldn't post if you didn't want to share deep down, go on...

Typical jew

I believe you mayng. Really.

White
18
Irish living in America
Toy store
I'm bored
I don't keep secrets

Mucho español veo por aquí

zackly...

>African American
That's not a race Tyrone, you're just black

Age: 34
Race: White
Country/State: Canada/ Nova Scotia
Job/Income: Instructional Designer/ 90K
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Boredom, mostly
Secret: The caramilk goes in the bar in a machine with upside down chocolate moulds...

Race: Latino/Hispanic
Age:19
Country/State: USA/California
Job/Income: Work at my college. 11.75$/hour
Why are you on Cred Forums right now?
I'm bored.
Secret: I keep my ex's photos and jerk off to them.

Not a bad idea. Kinda wish i had all my exes photos now...

Race:Aryan
Age:28
Country/State:Norway
Job/income:Unemployed
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? Looking for a good fap
Secret:I wish Germany won ww2; nazi by heart

Age: 18
Race: White
Country/State: U.S.A./Colorado
Job/Income: None
Why are you on Cred Forums right now? I'm bored
Secret: I have a socks/stockings fetish

I also go on Fb and save their profile pictures

black
20
uk
£200 pd (dont work everyday)
waiitng for a film to load
ive fucked a girl in her sick nans bed

Age: 22
Race: English/Irish
Country/State: Canada/Nova Scotia
Job/Income: Aggregates/$50000 - $70000 a year
Why are you on Cred Forums right now?
Decided to check while watching tv with wife
Secret: I am an aggressive alcoholic

Basically i "healed" my fucked up wrist "metaphysically" if we can put it this way then my wrist got weak again and i know why but just didn't bother experimenting with it

In summary that's pretty much it, that's why it was my "secret" because i never really talked about it

European/Italian
18
'Murica/Illinois
Barista/13.5 hour
Been here since I was 5, childhood friends introduced me so I'm stuck here
Fucked my cousin's friend while she slept in the same room

Yay! Scotia! Whereabouts?

Port Hawkesbury in Cape Breton.
How about you?
Reminds me of Newfoundland out here

Basically. Originally from near there. Now down the Annapolis Valley. Good times.

>mfw europeans put "caucasian" instead of white in order to appease americunts

White, but I look hispanic
19
US/WI
Local chain cook/not worth
waiting for game to load
I regularly go to my friend's house and suck his dick. I like swallowing ;)

Race: White
Age: 23
Country/State: US, Indiana
Job/Income: Paramedic - $36000/year
Why am I on Cred Forums: pooping
Secret: I'm probably lying

Yep. Very typical. Except I like guns, live America, can fuck all day, and can still kick ass. So ... maybe. Also did you see the part where muh Waifu cums a lot?

Ok then.

Glad we had this talk.

Niw GTFO my Cred Forums, bitch.