Anyone in Scotland?

Anyone in Scotland?

loads of people

More scot sluts. I am going there this new years and I need to get pumped up.

i am but no nudes to contribute im afraid

That carpet is tripping balls

scotland has a population of 5.295 million

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Yes I'm in Jedburgh at this moment

bump

Edinburgh here, nothing to contribute tho

In terms of birds, majority are stinking.

Midlothian fag here.

Looking to corral that fattie?

aberdeen reporting

I'm gonna milk that heilan coo

Westlothian fag

Any one got any aberdeen nudes?
ayy

Fife4lyf

glasgow here, nothin to contriboot tho

Aye, is that fucking diet irn-bru next to that lassie?

Anyone a Yes voter in here?

Scotland is backwards compared with the rest of Western Europe in keeping a clean arse.

Looks like that pic is way old judging by the carpet and the xbox games.

The bowlplex near me had the same carpet since the 90s

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Inverness here
where you at bawjaws

no, we have brains faggot

How does it feel to know you are fucking idiot?

Aberdeen/ Udny Green reporting in

westlothian here
kik me

bg8slt

AYE

Ayrshire reporting in

confirmed for inbred hun

Nice, loads of us Aberdonians in here.

fight me

total fucking retard

mon' then

Aye..

Jacobite Rebel..

Motherwell reporting

dirty orange bastard

brain dead orange bastard, you don't even know the reason behind the photo but because it's your beloved Jack you lash out. why not research the history of our great nation before hurling insults?

same here

and proud of it.

none of your Plastic Paddy shite from me pal, thats shit's best left in Ireland

Only Scottish "people" and feral cats.

Aberdonian scumbag reporting in

Dat referendum tho...

Ah here c'mon now, less of that

>being this stupid

Any cunts fae Paisley

Aberdeen hottie Ashly Rae. Anyone got hardcores

dat missinformation, bullying and scare tactics though , eh?

>being this much of a sheeple

> panties get in a knot over being insulted
> hurls insults
Stay mad bro.

Id cum right in her haggis m8.

You're right, I'm amazed that 45% of the nation fell for it.

Most folk fae Paisley are cunts

Paisley has internet now?

responds as expected.

>bro

Confirmed Glasgow Uni fairy, dae a backflip off the Erskine bridge

Pure fuckin mad weegy reporting in!

Get it right up ye ya daft wee bam!

Post nudes from WL

I never posted the thing you maxed your irony levels out on :3

We Wuz kangs n shit

this.

I am, Glasgow

Are you fae Greenock per chance?

You know why no one burns the Scottish flag?

No one cares enough to bother.

Non-scot identified. Get out.

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see

SevCo fans who blindly support the Union are the stupidest cunts in Scotland. Not even a Yes voter, SevCo are just the worst cunts going

Thankfully no

lel

A naked girl with an acceptable body type has never looked this unattractive to me.

I believe the phrase you are looking for is

BOLT YA NUGGET!

That's quite a claim to make given the standard of the general populace.

This is 10/10 for Scotland.

In Glasgow its

BULT YA FAWNEY!

Worst thread ever.

Worst Country ever.

AYE! Fuck the Tories took away the ships and the milk.

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The jealousy.

I'm Scottish..

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Irvine checking in ya mad bastards ye

I voted conservative

N wit fucking utopia are you from ya fucking goon

Frankie Boyle reporting in.

Specky wee ginger cunt

I'm from Scotland. Hate this country because of cunts like you.

who you after, have a couple

trailer park pussy NO THANKS

No, but now I sort of want to be, who this?

That's a fair assumption about some one you don't know

Aye, I'm a true Scot.

FUCKING FILTHY GERMAN HUN LOVING BASTARD - FUCK THE 66 WHO FELL DOON THE STAIR

>> ya
>> wee
>> aye
>> eiy
>> wit

Oy

>cunts like you
Why do you hate cunts like me? Because I use slang? Because I love my homeland?

Gourock

>caught pounding a rockstar, and his sister

>scots/scottish-english
>recognised languages and dialects

Hello, I will be your guide to linguistics today

Indeed. Gourock fag reporting.

Portugalfag here, thanks for the Scottish enlightenment, Rockstar Games and standing up against Brexit.

You guys are the coolest wankers in that island, hopefully one day I'll move to a small cozy house in the northern lands.

Shes gangwolf pal

how come the patter's always shite in these threads man, always a disappointment

eh, she's no the worst thing to come out of there

Cos when we start speaking, some fanny will tell us tae clamp it, or "hahaha, that's no English"

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expecting to find good patter anywhere outside the pub

Thats your problem mate

glasgow here

Kirsty H? Went to school with her

My lord. She better get what she can now because she is going to be UGLY when she gets older.

What a dirty brazen slut.

If she's who I think she is, she's not bad looking in person

nice

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G-rock lurkers.

Wherz da nudes ay awe the Scottish burds?

Daw they keep their clays oan because it's too fuckin cauld tae take them aff?

Anyone got more

glasgow here

ahh nuttin like a good celtic game and a strong wank over this wee lassie eh lads?

that photo is about 10 years old the design of Irn Bru bottle is ancient

Welcome to sunny Scotland

>Jedburgh
You're basically English, pal.

Where?

bathgate, you?

Used to live in Linlithgow

connor?

afraid not

got any bitches to share?

Glasgow model burd

more

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Get the Saffron Dickson oan

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Top burd wae the bru bottle is sum shag

We from FortWilliam

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Any pics of a fat burd from Kilmarnock called Joan Weeks?

Isnt there a scot cam whore who comes on every so often. Massive tits and a tatto on her forearm. She was fucking hot, does anyone have any photos of her?

bumping this for interest