Hey Cred Forums! I'm all home alone "sick" rn. and my girl friend is coming over, and were gonna "watch" netflix... DUBS DECIDES WHAT I DO WHILE SHES OVER.
Hey Cred Forums! I'm all home alone "sick" rn. and my girl friend is coming over, and were gonna "watch" netflix...
Anal
Sing her the spongebob theme song and record audio of it
Fuck her in the pooper OP
Break up with her
Watch netflix.
Well now...
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Poop then put some of the poop in the little gap in between her eye and eyelid. That would be so Fucking hot.
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watch jaws they put it on netflix
SING HER SMASH MOUTH ALL STAR. DUBZ
lol
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Virgin user detected. Ops a fag
33 44 55... All dubs must be submitted in order.
Start acting all cutie and speaking softly and then slap her in the face and aggressively say CUT THE CRAP AND START SUCKING BITCH
Kill her
Blow your nose on her
Download Star Trek Beyond, press play, wait 33.33 minutes... whip it out, say "use the force".
If she tries to touch you in any way, repeat, "no, use the FORCE" and point to Star Trek movie.
Sharpie ∈ pooper