Admit your darkest and most depraved secrets Cred Forums

Admit your darkest and most depraved secrets Cred Forums

I'll start

I regularly fingered and ate out my younger sister between the time she was 10-12. I was 15-17 at the time. She sometimes even rubbed my cock while I was fingering her. I am 23 now and besides me my sister is still an uptight virgin that won't have sex with anybody

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nigga u gay

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Describe it in detail please. If you do i'll post my incest story

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Ive jacked it in every history/social studies classroom

I just got caught rubbing my gf's vagoob in class today. Also I like traps

Ive masturbated in almost every pair of my aunts panties

For about 3 years now, I have jacked it into a pillow, it has been moved to an off site location

I've masterbated with our vacuum cleaner. Sometimes for so long my dick would turn blue from the bruses (if you didn't know. When you insert your dick into a vacuum cleaner and it isn't a tight fit, it will your dick to vibrate rapidly, feels amazing)

I molested by cousin on a large family holiday when I was 15. We both enjoyed it, she was too young though. I regret it so much but I still fap the the memories and fantasise about it. If I could go back in time I would've have done it. I'm scared I fucked her up though...

I'm unexclusively attracted to kids and I feel truly shameful over it.

I spent a fair amount of money on buying a very small high quality spy cam to set up in bathroom and record this girl I love peeing when she comes over. I feel like shit for doing it but I try anyway.

I'm slowly becoming more and more right wing. I liked being bluepilled.

I sometimes have suicidal thoughts but I wouldn't talk to anybody about it, I don't romanticise depression and I don't make a big melodramatic thing about this shit. It's just something I deal with.

I feel like I'm beta as fuck, I am really. I don't have many friends I can genuinely talk to either.

I'm lonely.

Everyone on Cred Forums ever.

I masturbate to loli porn on the regular

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I do the same, the only diference is that i'm not lonely

When I was in elementary school, the BTK killer was on the loose and I use to tell all of my friends that he was going around chopping off women's boobs. There was also an abandoned house nearby and I use to tell all of my friends he was in there, sucking on chopped off titties. I don't remember the why or how I made up that shit... I was kind of a messed up kid I guess.

When I was younger, I was playing vidyas against my cousin. We made a bet where whoever lost the game, had to give oral to the winner. I lost on purpose, and licked her pussy for a good 30 minutes. She really enjoyed it, so did I. I was 16, she was 11. I still fap to the thought of this to this day. We're both now married and have children.

...

I was 15 and had a similar bet with my older cousin who was 20. We're both guys though, and neither of us really wanted to lose on purpose. I lost, and was forced to suck his dick. It was pretty gross doing that, and I never did it again. I am now 33 and married, my cousin is too. This was just some fucked up shit we did when we were younger.

I have every fetish except scat and incest.

Why not incest?

Cause it reminds me of my family. If i was an orphan then that would be a different story.

When I was 12 my mom divorced my dad and left and I never saw her again. I was devastated but my dad lost his mind. He was a boring strait laced kinda dad semi strict. Very shortly after my mom left my dad is an alcoholic who's starting to move into other drugs. one night he comes home with a woman who looks straight from a trailer park. I figured she'd leave after a day or two like the others but two weeks go by and she's still here. My dad was already losing it but she brought him down to a whole other level. She never wore clothes around the house only panties and only sometimes, she always had thier drug stuff out so he stopped trying to hide it and they did drugs in front of me. After she had been with us a month my dad said she was staying and that her 10 yr daughter would be living with us to. I thought i had seen the worst but I was wrong. After they moved in shit got weird fast. What little pretense thier was vanished. They did drugs together including the daughter( didn't take long before I was on them to). They would have sex and dovsex things in front of us. The mom would put on porn for girl like it was a kids show and the girl openly masturbated all the time. To make a long story short they lived with us for five years. And in that time I saw and did things I didn't think happened in real life.

greentext some stories bro

u on a phone user?

Left my disabled 15yo brother home alone for two weeks. My parents weren't home and I went on a trip with friends.

So my bro is disabled and can't move waist down. At the time he had legs in traction so he could not move out of bed. I bought him a bunch of junk food and left it on his bed and just said goodbye.

When I returned there was a giant pile of shit between his legs and the smell was killing... I thought I would give him money but he was too embarrassed to tell anyone.

>uptight virgin that wont have sex with anybody
Or a severely traumatized young woman who got molested by her teenage brother on a regular basis for 2 years. Yknow, either one.

You're a selfish git

Hope you die fucking scumbag bet you're a fucking nigger.

You are officially one of the worst people (not counting murderers)

If this is true, you're a terrible person, even by the standards of Cred Forums

Thats just fucking hilarious

man

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>she would sometimes rub his dick too
Or maybe she's just asexual, you fucking bigot. Typical libcuck always assuming the worst of people. Take your cynical ass back to anger management. I'm sure they care if you're triggered.

I watch 3D Furry porn like pic related

That's pretty brutal L o L

This.

It is estimated that 95% of people are actually asexual, most of which are practising asexuals. The theory is that it is a naturally evolved survival feature that - oh wait, there's no fucking reason and this is completely fictitious. You fucking stupid cunt. Kill yourself and stop reading tumblr you fucking markets eating piece of fuckwitted shitslices.

So what did he do for water?
>fake as fuck

kek

Fucking child molesters galore

Jeez dude was he mad at you or sad and lonely when you came back?

nigga you gonna grow up afraid of robots like archer

I've told people about this, not exactly a huge secret. And I still don't think what I did was that bad, but:

>5th grade, 2001
>we had this autistic sperg fuck (like for real autism) in class with the normal kids
>he constantly went around annoying people and shit
>would walk by the back of the class and slap people in the back of the head
>walk up and breathe in people's faces, etc
>teacher let him play diablo on one of the class computers in the back
>teacher never really did anything because lel he's just retarded
>in the lunch line one day
>he starts kicking the back of my legs, like in the ankle and shit, he did this shit a lot
>I turn around and kick him in the nuts, I'm not proud of that part, shouldn't have went for the nuts but I was 10-11.
>just kept going along like normal while he's keeled over
>get back to class, teacher asks me about it, say he was kicking my legs, I didn't get in trouble suprisingly
>a while later, autist is doing the whole slap people's heads, breathe in your face shit at the end of the day, like minutes before the bell rings
>don't remember what he did, but I was in the middle of a row of desks, he was standing in front of a table facing me
>put a hand on each desk to either side of me
>do some weird swinging kick where I swung my whole body and kicked the fuck out of him square in the chest
>he flies literally under the table he's in front of, hitting his head on the table as he crumples under it
>bell rings
>as I'm walking down the hall to leave the school and get in my mom's car I look over my shoulder and my home room teacher is just watching me walk off
>never got spoken to about it

Oh, I just remembered, one of the times where he was going around breathing in people's faces he had mono, I don't know how the fuck he had it but that's why it was so annoying

Yeah but what did you do

Same thing happened where both transgender we voted who ever lost had to take it in the ass I lost on purpose we are married now

I pee while in the shower. More than occasionally. Don't judge me.

pics?

is she hot? any pics of her and her panties?

also:
>grew up in a very religious, southern baptist household
>my family, and another family from church became family friends
>me and my sister would often go to their house, and vice versa to play
>their son was like 14, maybe more, I was probably 8-10. Don't remember the exact timeline
>one time he decides to take a bath in his family's Jacuzzi tub that was in his parent's bedroom.
>I'm off doing my own thing, he calls me into the room and I go in there, he has some kind of plastic cap from something, I think it was half of one of those tooth brush holders that come apart
>he had a full on boner, and tried to get me to take a bath with him
>I was pretty weirded out
>he's like, "don't worry, we can cover them up" and he puts the plastic thing over his full on erection

that's about that whole story, but later on:
>he's sleeping over at my house, I think his sister was hanging out with my sister too
>he starts doing some gay role playing shit, like he's the momma dog and I'm a puppy or something
>starts kissing my cheek and shit
>does it for a while

that's about it, but I'm pretty sure I was basically molested to some small degree. This was one of those memories that I kind of forgot about but eventually just came back one day.

Like I said, we were all good christian boys and girls, of course he's such a good boy. I never told anyone about it, and I rarely saw him much after that but every time I did once I remembered I wanted to beat the fuck out of him. I think if I saw him now I would. I'm pretty sure he's just living this normal life of a good ole christian goody goody faggot.

Kek
>sucking on chopped off titties

So you are a normie?

Kinda lonely though he watched TV and pretty sad. He didn't speak to me for a day and was crying. I threw the shit out, bought him proper food, gave him a sponge bath and a massage. Next day he was fine already.

So I know I fucked up but I was just crazy annoyed by him... Our relations pretty much improved after that...

At your school? Or in the world?

That's a long fucking time to be alone and abandoned, you killed him inside just to let you know.

You should feel bad for it. But in a strange way I feel bad for you. Just don't act on that shit

You're only lying to yourself mate.

One time in word processing a guy showed us how he could jerk off through his pants. He fucking came in his pants. I'm not fucking joking and that memory just came back to me.

did she wake up and become one of the living dead while you and your friends prostituted her out and let everyone fuck her?

I've masturbated to JC Penney catalogs when I was younger.

That's your deepest secret? Telling your friends a goof when you were young? I bet you're an absolute riot irl

What's wrong with your family?

That's actually hilarious

Jesus fuck

>be 13, have a really feminine face and shoulder length hair
>guys in my class used to tease me about it, I just ignored them
>party of one of the girls in the class one weekend, her parents were out
>game of dares, one dared a girl to kiss another girl, they did
>payback was daring him to kiss another guy
>then a safe for a girl to feel a tit
>things escalated, ended up being dared to kiss a guy with my hand down the front of his pants
>felt it becoming hard while we tongued each other, then it leaked precum.
>I rubbed the liquid around his cock head and he moaned in my mouth
>a couple,of the girls were blushing and touching themselves gently
>we,stopped and the dares continued
>when it came back to me, I was dared to dress up like a girl and do a lap dance for a guy
>the girl whose house it was took me to her room, stripped me, giggled at my boner and started to dress me
>she chose the outfit carefully, a crop top with my belly showing, a tutu from her ballet class, a pair of white heels which were too tight, and my hair in a pony tail on the top of my head
>then she did my make up, didn't let me see until it was all done. wow, when I saw myself in the mirror I was attracted to myself
>she led me back downstairs, said "she's ready!" and took,me over to the guy I would dance for
>they put on some slow, sexy music and I started doing the moves I'd seen in films, moving my hips in circles and just inches away from his crotch
>I started moving in faster circles, and downwards so i was steadily closer
>I was pretty fast by now and in the mood
>as I sped up, the tutu make a whooshing swishing sound which just made everything hotter
>as I neared his hardening member I diverted and went right down to the floor
>my spin speed was pretty high by now, so I passed through the wooden flooring quite easily
>I was down to the foundations within seconds, and perhaps half a minute later I was waist deep in the bedrock
This is where the fun really started!
Cont?

fake as fuck fag

That's low. Even for Cred Forums

I tried this but cant find where to put my dick in

When I was 15 I would notice my 10yo little step-sister sneak into the bathroom while i was showering, there were sliding glass doors on the shower, she would open them just enough to see through although I acted like I didn't notice so I kept washing but it turned me on so much to be watch I got rock-hard and began to masturbate knowing she was watching. I've always been above average size and since she did this almost everytime I showered I assume she liked it. then one day i had no underwear in my dresser so i had to go to the laundry. upon passing her she grabbed my towel and proceeded to chase me around the house as I acted surprised, she would keep trying to grab my towel and inadvertently try to touch my cock. I should have let her do what she wanted

Try a lawnmower instead

Fuck him lel

youtube.com/watch?v=QCdfcUSZy6k

You should def beat his ass for that shit. Won't change the past but it'll make you feel better

faker than your moms tits.

Kek

>tell her to put a film on, that you'll be right bsck
>go to brush your teeth - do it, need confidence for the next part
>take off one of your socks, hold it up to your butthole and squeeze a long, slow clay shit into it. tie a knot in the top.
>carry it to the kitchen. leave it between two warm bowls to stay fresh
>prepare some cucumber slices, tomato wedges, parmesan cheese and wheat flakes
>decorate the salad with the cheese and wheat
>carry the appetizer plate back in with the turd sock in the other
>offer her the salad snacks, eat a bit yourself but be polite, it is for her after all.
>when she finishes the plate, jam the poosock into her face, just under her nose, preferably touching her mouth or partially inside.
>rub it around saying, here's your main course you dirty bitch - while pissing onto the sofa and carpet
>when you run out of piss, stop, sit down beside her and begin flicking through the channels on tv

Why didn't you fuck her you pussy

Accomplished everything I could do in my career and am successful.
Sowed all my wild oats
Have everything I want, only good debt, etc.
Extremely popular, charas magic
Very high IQ
Discovered cheat codes to people's minds
Discovered cheat codes to reality
Saw things that cannot be unseen
Know the truth...
Wish for blessed release of death
Empty inside, completely
Fight to maintain sanity every day from forbidden knowledge.

Won't say more, is better, even a taste will corrupt. Just trying to keep my secrets.

how can u tell??

Bump. I'm genuinely interested in hearing more

Well dude.
I used to fuck my sis when she was 11-14 (am 3years older).
Unprotected intercourse, was fun but had to move on.. Am 38 now and in total I had four sexual partners in my life. Sister, two girls and a dude.

I used to consider myself a denegrade but after reading about your crappy life I feel a bit better. Ty anno!

just stop.

>When I was 16 I was at a post homecoming party my friend on the football team invited me to. >Mostly being a wallflower, first time really being at a party, also first time getting drunk.
>Got late and I'm just waiting around for my friend cause I was spending the night at his place.
>Really need to piss but there's a long line at the bathroom downstairs so I go upstairs to find another.
>Go into the master bedroom, open the door to the bathroom.
>There's a chick hugging the toilet with her skirt flipped up and panties around her knees.
>First reaction was to start to close the door as I stammered sorry, but got no response.
>Decide what the hell she's passed out I'll just piss in the sink.
>Pissing in the sink and look over at the girl she's still not moving.
>I recognize her as this kid who used to bully me's little sister.
>She's like a 8/10,and I've got a great view of her naked ass, I finish pissing and am now holding my erection in my hand.
>Lock the door and go back to her, I'll just jerk off over her back or something.
>Get closer notice she's got cum all over her thighs and more leaking out of her pussy which is looking pretty beat up
>Figure she can take one more dick without waking up.
>Pull out the condom that's been in my wallet for the last 2 years.Last like 30 seconds before nutting.
>Take her lipstick out of her purse (also the 37 dollars) and write FUCK ME on her ass in big letters.
>Flush my rubber, wipe down her purse/wallet and leave.

nigga i feel bad for you if your dick is small enough to fit in the tube on your vacuum cleaner.

did you at least fuck her ass?

I had sex with a lady I use to call mom

I used to do the same with my cousin while seh was asleep. put my cock between her legs and ride her while shes sleeping. fingering her when i could. bout the same age difference

Although i have a QT asian gf that i can cum buckets inside of.. I wanna fuck her little sister so bad.
Shes 13...

Nah, went for the pussy even though it was pretty sloppy already. Thought about it but was worried it would wake her up, she groaned a little bit as it was.

One time a chick was masturbating in class while I was shadowing at a high school. Wasn't as hot as I thought it would be. Just really awkward.

Keep. Going

If you really want to you can.
You need to re-program you're girlfriend to think the idea of you having sex with her sister is hot.
If you manage that you are clear to go.

Having sex with a minor is OK as long it stays in the bedchamber you know.

as far as I remembered me and a few guys (and I think a girl or two) just kind of watched non chalantly, really surreal

Come on dude, not cool. Better make it up to him.

You like diapers and bloodplay?

I voyeur my wife when she is naked and post her pics on here or share then with other guys thru kik. She would probably divorce me if she found out but I love showing her off and hearing guys talk nasty about her.

>at this point the party was really heating up
>I decided to up the stakes, so i walked around loosening them carefully, then pulling them put one by one
>after that, the tent collapsed
>I walked carefully around it and back to the dining room where the chairs were kept
> the party host girl was pretty drunk, and pretty most of the time really
>being drunk just made her more available
>I asked her if she could dye my hair, she said yes, that her mother always dyes her hair
>we went up, she used a whole packet on me, made a mess
>it was complete. I borrowed a long dark blue dress with flowers on it and some brown, plain shoes
>this time I tied my hair in a bun and went back to the living room
>passed through and went straight to the luxurious kitchen
>took what I needed, and went back in to the guys
>followed the instructions I was given,,although woke to!es unwilling, I still hold to some things he told me
>I followed one girl into the bathroom, then stabbed at her with extemely shallow swings
>she screamed a lot, but eventually the deep toned string instrument became repetitive and she died
Cont?

How can i do this subtly tho??? I can't risk her knowing this

I do it every time fam

disgusting, utterly rephrensible.
condoms don't biodegrade and can clog up the sewage system
why the fuck did you flush it.

It's most certainly legal until one gets caught

>be me, 19 years old
>living in first apartment
>4 months into lease roomate starts being late on his bills
>when I confront him he goes all agro
>fucking low IQ meat head, total piece of shit
>one day, sitting on couch playing COD
>roommate at work
>have to shit really bad, start turtle heading
>just 5 more minutes
>feel it coming
>oh fuk gotta go
>stand up and spincter cuts off a turd
>rolls down my shorts and onto carpet
>bertstare.jpg
>take shit, pick up turd, left a little brown spot on floor
>go to get carpet cleaner and as soon as I open up cabinet door, front door opens
>roommate walks in
>plsgodno.jpg
>heh, sup
>he immediately sees brown spot
>"what's that brown stuff on the floor?"
>"no idea, I one of those ice creams in the fridge maybe it dripped"
>and I kid you not, he dropped his bag on the couch, walked over to it, swirled his index finger on it, sniffed, looked puzzled AND FUCKING LICKED IT
>MFW I watched him lick my shit

For awhile I dipped into the reality cracking.

Was able to shape/guide events to my will. I was at a super low point in my life so I never realized how scary it actually was until now.

Whatever I thought was going to happen would happen. I started losing my mind well before this but it's just going down and down.

It's hard to explain.

KEK
>DENEGRADE

Please. This story is making me diamonds, user

kk!

I stole the shoes of a drunk 18yo going home from a party. I was 14 and heard it was easy money. I actually knew this guy because he lived down the street. I knew I wouldn't be caught cause he was completely drunk.
Problem is it was winter and freezing outside and we were at least 45 mins away from our street.
Anyway, I went home stored the shoes and never gave it a second thought.
One week later I saw him in a wheelchair, feet bandaged. He got frostbite and lost toes on his right foot. I never found courage to tell him how he "lost" his shoes.

>xphile

Blackmail her sister or convince older sister its exciting via mother teach daughter porn

Haha, you're lucky there are so many pussies in this world brother. Play some more roulette I'm sure it'll keep working out bb

You be surprised how easy it is to reprogram a humans brain.

I got my gf into watching cp with me and we rollaway underage sex all the time.
We have some plans but can't get in to details... You see it on the interwebs in November ;)

this is so fucking fake oh my god it hurts

Fuck idk man im not really a bad guy. I dont wanna have to blackmail her. I want her to want my dick. Also my gf wouldnt find it excited if anything it would get here interested in me fucking her mom.... and her mom aint hot fam

Wtf how??? I wish we could watch it together... You have to have some tips..

Fucking done dude

kys

If it's true kill yourself.

>the blood swirled down the drain in the middle of the floor, and I watched it
>the colour seemed to fade in my vision, I pulled the shower curtain off dramatically,,then wrapped he body in it
>by this time, the popcorn was ready
>I don't like popcorn but had cooked some to be popular
>my dick was still hard at this point, trapped inside the tiny white lace panties - i realised at that point why they are called traps
>I put some chap stick on my lips, then went to turn on the electric can in the dining room
>the fan spread the odour of ym perfume across to the boys who visibly perked up when they smelt it.
>one announced he was tired, and was also the sheriff - that he's have to ask me some questions
>after explaining the prelude to the audience,,he started laughing, and didn't stop.
>my stockings were soaks shy this point, it was now or never
Cont??

Come on, spill the secrets and stop bullshitting. How you reprogram humans brain?

no fuck off nigerian shaeksphere

Start with sexual rollplay.
Convert to underage sex rollplay.
Isolate her from girlfriends.
Make you her only reference point in the world.
Start compering her to kids you see when outside like "you looked like her last night".

Start watching hentai with her.
Compare her alter egos with lolicon girls.

Keep moving to the idea how having forbidden sex for real.

Bump!

Please

>be me, 10
>generally did autistic shit at my school
>one day I did something really fucking autistic though
>i clogged a toilet
>took four fucking rolls of toilet paper, balled it up and stuffed it down
>thought to myself "eheheheh this is a good idea"
>Flush, hold down for a few seconds
>backs up
>doesn't stop
>shit and green foul smelling fluid pours out of the toilet
>btfo
>I'm still thinking "this is pretty cool and good"
>shit starts pouring faster
>run
>I "shit" you not, toilet bowl breaks I'm assuming under pressure
>pipe just spews foul fucking fluid
>i trip
>ohshit.jpg.png.gif.webm.mp3
>green stuff all over me
>wipe it off my face
>look in mirror
>face is completely green
>and I realize it's not the slurm
>it's my skin

That was the day I realized I was a goblin.

nigga i pee in the shower all the fucking time, like i haven't used a toilet for pissing in 6 years, i shit when i'm in the shower and and stomp it down the drain. also, when over at my friends house i piss in their sink

wow, OP. ur fuckin hilarious. sage

>I knew it was the right time, so i moved over to the sofa where the guys were smoking some cannibises and weeds
>they looked at me and saw I was still wearing the long dress and one tried to put his hand up to touch my behind
>although I wanted nothing more than to gestate a faeces baby in honour of inebriated classmate, I restrained his hand using an aikido wrist lock
>he squealed in a mixture of pain and humiliated discomfort, then asked me for a cold refreshing energy drink
>I went for one, against my better judgement, as I had heard he had been on a diet for the sports tryouts
>when I came back, he was lying on the floor singing "la bicicleta" to himself whilemflicking his rubbery nipples
>I dropped the ornate silver tray holding the drinks, and watched the whole thing crash to the floor in slow motion
>when I woke I had a pair of rollerblades on and was being courted by the finest looking prince a girl could want
>I realised it was my friend's bull terrier in a henry Rollins mask
>taking the chance, I slipped my tongue between the thin,latex lips of the mask and into the terrier's eager mouth
>it tastes like a cross between excretia and offcuts with preservatives.
Cont?

Trying journalism and busting my ass at it. I've interviewed Wednesday 13, Blowfly the Rap Dirty Legend, DJ Paul of Three-Six Mafia, Jelly Roll, Zoog of Angelspit, Jared Louche of Chemlab, Richard Patrick of Filter. To name a few.

But it's like I'm lost in society. People think I'm just some creepy kid that just wastes his life away at a 9-5 IGA. I just get some social anxiety shit. I've battling it since a little kid. I still am working at an IGA, but journalism, a lot of stuff starts out doing free shit. But I do get hooked up with free concert tickets, tons of free albums, befriended a few musicians, (including Kim of One-Eyed Doll, who I think might have a friendly crush on me or may just be super flirtatious, as in her personality), but the way she flirts haha and even won a music award. But holy shit do I get depressed, I haven't slept with a girl in 4 years, I always get rejected. And only time I'm out of the house is when I do shows. Been a lone at my place for three months, roomies are working out of state and I've been focused on my writing a lot, but sometimes it's an endless struggle to stay focused. Thoughts on trying journalism and to try and become successful at it?

P.S. I don't tell the locals I do journalism. I keep that to myself, mostly. Some think I'm rich and kept asking to borrow cash. But I'm a broke fuck.

YEss!!

I work as an erotic photographer and I was invited to fuck a man's wife on the job. Got fired the next day.

This

>total faggot loner kid
>i become friends with him so i can fuck him up
>tell him he's apart of a master race
>convince him to become pedophile
>he raped his 13 year old cousin

Bought him juices and water, relax

moar, dick is diamonds.
>no homo.

When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

Where are you from man?

my moms friend tried to finger me in the back of my moms car.

cancerous faggot

tits or gtfo

>HIS
>ASSHOLE GOT FINGERED

My brother and I would suck each others dicks and jack each other off. Which then grew to us having sex. We quit after a while cause we grew up and started fucking girls.

I had sexual relations in a dark room with my wife in the missionary position for the express purpose of procreation

Just KYS

I have had a crush on my cousin for 15+ years. I haven't seen her in 3 years, and my heart still hurts when I think about it. I have been trying to get over her for years, but she is the only person that makes my chest feel funny.

I've heard shes gotten fat in the past couple years, she had started to before leaving. My first thought was, I have a chance now. I'm not ugly, am overweight, 250, but stocky. I just think she wouldn't have me do to moral reasons unless she was fat and nobody else would have her (within my attractiveness range). But she is so beautiful on the inside. that she could probably pull a 10 anyway.

you fucking rebel. just please tell me you are master race. no nigger sex here

Wow. Ever considered suicide?

How did he feel about it? Did he cry? I bet he cried the majority of the time dude...did he have any food left?

I suspect your depression stems from the vast amount of guilt you feel for repressing and hiding your sexuality

Do you find that talking about these things openly clears your mind a bit?

Teacher probably wanted to reward you

For a dare i shat in a sainsburys bag and lobbed it into the traffic on the other side of the fence once.

Lol i fap to things like torture, snuff and rape, no i am not normal.

Lol k

Master race. German pureblood.

She's so pale she's translucent.

I fucking love ghosts.

good shit

>good man
nice dubs

Ultra Bump!

Damn. For doing the wife or not doing the wife?

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Same happened to me. We were playing vidya and the lose had to get married. I lost on purpuse we are both sucking dick now

He was probably getting molested himself.

For doing the wife. Her husband wanted pictures of the sex itself but as a erotic photographer, I'm never allowed to photograph explicit sex. I was developing the photos and my boss saw.

Was she hot at least?

welp
that's enough of this thread

drink bleach

You're a terrible substitute teacher.

get off of Cred Forums.

"Turtle heading"
You have forever changed my life

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you disgusting piece of shit why on earth would you do this kill yourself you are the scum of the earth fucking faggot

You fucking savage! How could you?

Pics, pics of off sight location.
And story, pls.

A fetish is something you can't get off without doing.

this is beautiful.

that is incorrect.

I make shitty youtube videos and live in my moms basement. I am the scum of the earth.

youtu.be/W9Uz_quOQq4

Son of a bitch

I'm not attracted to anybody on this planet except for one woman. She's in my Applied Theory class in the University. She is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my entire life, yet she doesn't have many friends and doesn't get much attention. The introvert I am, I don't have the courage to say anything to her. Anyways, I have fantasies at night before I go to bed of capturing her, putting her in a cage and just watching her.

10/10 would bone just to say you fucked a woman to death.

Youre infatuated. It will go away in a few months.
Eat well, work out, groom yourself and for fuck sake get some smart clothes (NOT a fucking fedora)
And go say hi. Dont sperg out. Always punch above your weight and youll surprise yourself

I fucked my maths teacher when I was 13 actually she fucked me

I haven't really been infatuated with anybody. In fact, I feel compassion for practically nobody else, save for my younger brother.

Good times

Do what i said anyway.
I missed opportunity is worse than a failed attempt.
Youll kick yourself for letting an opportunity slip

Probably fake, but continue
[spoiler] no homo [/spoiler]

Well she seems like a nice woman. I really don't think she'd appreciate a man who is extremely clingy to the point of utter obsession.

Never ever show any signs of being clingy or needing her. That will set you apart from the other guys from the get go. Women want what they cant have. Treat her like a bro. Make her chase you. Be a man that women would want. The mistake betas make is making it known they want the woman. And the women know this. As soon as you want them you are done for. Dont do her favours or complement her. First become a friend.

Some of my turn ons include girls farting, monster girls, giantess, scat, and traps.

When I was younger I used to steal a pair of my sisters pants and stuff them with blankets to fill them out, for basically makeshift facesitting.

This hurt me so bad to read. Try to make it up to him. You probably won't be able to but you still have to.

spill, faggot

For a while when I was twelve I would piss in cups add sugar and drink it.

I don't know why this post made me laugh so hard but you goddamn near made me choke on the vinegar I was drinking.

I took a bath with my friend when we were kids, his mom wasnt home and he said itd be like being in a jacuzzi.

Nothing weird happened but everything up to that point is really creepy in hindsight. Im pretty sure he had it planned out and wanted to see if Id experiment