You have to choose one BSR to take home and support for the remainder of its life. Which do you choose?
First up is Lola, 10 lbs for convenient transportation and storage, with lovely, luscious hair punctuated by some sassy, patchy bald spots. A feisty little minx, she runs on less than two hours of sleep a night, meaning it's a 24/7 funhouse with this BSR. Fed a steady diet of bland greens pulsed into goopy perfection, you'll especially love her projectile regurgitation, which hits distances of an astounding 12 feet!
The there's Claire, the OG BSR everyone's raving about. This elegant pinhead comes with a feeding tube for quick nourishment, as well as stylish hands that permanently flash the latest gang signs. With a roving mechanism and careful assistance, she can even simulate walking for several seconds. Best of all, her state-of-the-art BSR colon enables her to frequently lay out farts that show up on the Richter scale!
Of course, both models come with guaranteed handicapped parking, as well as potential revenues from advertising, state assistance, free clothing, and more!
Jordan Adams
Claire. She's older and thus closer to dying.
Joseph Cruz
What are these things?
Ethan Nguyen
>support for the remainder of its life Well that wont last long. It takes aprox. 2,5 minutes to fill the bathtub.
Liam Moore
They would easily fit in a freezer
Andrew Reed
The one on the right has made it a bit long, and has the potential to grow tits.
Thomas Bailey
Does it have a vagina
Gabriel Taylor
You can't euthanize them you have to care for them until a natural demise
Is is wrong I heard "game show" music in my head while reading that?
Ryder Brown
That's the way to read it
Jaxson Wood
The smaller one is much easier, and fun, to put in goofy outfits and throw around
Carter Howard
The bigger one is more athletic
Ayden Morgan
>tfw you'll kill your wife, child and yourself if you can't abort a retard.
Sebastian Martin
Why we make so much fun of them?
Kayden Ward
Laugh or cry. Plus their scrambled egg brains mean they can't comprehend it at all so no one's feelings are hurt.
Hudson Powell
Seem legit How there are two of them? After the first one how they didn't aborted if they knew?
Zachary James
Are these things considered human? Are they concious? Do they feel emotions? Do they have thoughts? Do they understand what it means to love?
Nathan Bell
Because they're religious freaks so these are all God's will and shit like that.
Jacob Mitchell
The parents knew after the first one that the odds were high (25%) that the next would also be fucked up but they had another anyone. They have a normal son that's older than the two potatoes.
Julian Edwards
I always been turned on by the retards. Fucked my mongo cuz a few times and been obsessed ever since..... noone fucks like a potatoegirl.
I find the lack of retardporn to be a blatant break of Rule 34; and, dude, whatthefuck, on the whole of the intarwebs there is not a single tard who got pix of... whatever?
Elijah Martin
The older one sometimes looks as if she has some basic, sub-dog level intellect. The younger one never shows any sign of consciousness at all.
