How do you tell the difference between an oldfag and a newfag

have been here since 2008 and i am still a newfag

Old or new, fags are still fags.

im not a fag. ur a fag.

Came here from new grounds in 2006, always a newfag

The oldfag doesn't browse Cred Forums

New fags cant triforce.

If you remember the fappening, you're an oldfag.
If you don't you're a **NEWFAG**

Fuck all the oldfags and the newfags.

>calls others fags over the internuts
dude if this was real life you wouldn't survive after me looking at you if you said that shit to me

oldfag

Fagness is relative, to moot everyone is a newfag and to me... everyone is an oldfag LOL

Fag

newfag

>How to spot an oldfag?

7chan wars... That thing was pretty big
9 years passed and now there is no 7chan

I've been on b since I'm 15 and I'm 27 now.

Do you remember when there was no captcha? I miss these days. Or when every post was trackable so you could see all the trolls? (that was on pol thought).

Since moot left this place is like reddit 2.0 but with porn.

Really? The fappening is the line between oldfag and newfag. That wasn't that long ago, was it?

>Anyone who knows less than you = Newfag
>Anyone who knows more than you = Oldfag

See OP that is typical newfag

An oldfag rarely posts, oldfags lurk. Once you're an oldfag you reach a state of mind that you realize you don't need to shitpost in a thread, you either contribute or go back to browse the catalog.

2007 here and i still consider myself a newfag
quit lying to yourself and your parents faggot

Don't reply to him, he's a faggot.

Look everyone! It's the Dalai Fucking Lama!

>7chan wars

Le reddit fag

I'd call you a fag right to your fag face you fucking fag.

newpals don't remember epic grin man

This is something that an oldfags would never do.

I AM GOING TO SLAUGHTER YOU FUCKING RETARDS FOR CALLING PEOPLE FAGS PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED
Here comes the punch of death that I mastered through intense training against internerd bullies prepare for death and destruction and absolute annihilation I will wipe you with my next attack I especially designed against Cred Forums retards called ''forcible kick of anal devastation'' prepare to die scum

>if this was real life

It's not you fucking faggot it's the internet. What we say here doesn't equate to what we say outside you fucking moron.

Instead of people contributing to generate epic threads, they debate who's an old or a new fag. What's the point?
>My last post here.

triforce motherfucker.

Yer right... I should'a called him a fag. :(

chan
honestly if youve never been to 12chan your probably not an oldfag

seems legit to me

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September

I used to have copy pasta cringe but lost it

Imex marine sniper.....

>boy/male, girl/female are different options
What the fuck is going on with kids these days

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Gay oldfag here ama

>kek

Feminists m8 their fault...

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one off

Old fags dont give a fuck about your stupid labels.

Kind of a new fag here
What's the difference between various chan? Onionchan is still active?

This oldfag/newfag deal is a cringefest

What does it matter how long you have been here?
This place is shit and you shouldn't even count the years you lost in this dump

I regret all of mine

>What we say here doesn't equate to what we say outside you fucking moron.
the only moron here is you for thinking that calling other people fags is any way an excusable behavior I am calling the police right and I am having an intense seizure from reading your post I am going to get you arrested for that kind of thinking your carrier will be ruined and your family will absolute disown you, you will never the see light of the sun again as you will be sitting in prison thinking of the things you did and what you posted, prepare to get raided by fbi because the consequences will never be the same

>I regret
don't be a bitch. regrets are for pussies.

old friend

Oldfags are just older version of newfags m9, easy

>Bi-gender: those who experience two gender identities, either at the same time or varying between the two

>at the same time

So schizophrenics. We are empowering schizophrenics to think they are normal instead of giving them the treatment they need.

Also, why ask a fucking kid what they want? They are kids, we as a society have agreed that we can dictate to them what they want because they don't know better. We tell them what to do with their time to make them functioning members of society, we tell them what to eat so they don't eat ice cream every meal. How is this any different? Why are we to expect children to understand the nuances of self identification when in a way we don't fully understand it ourselves. There is an entire branch of philosophy devoted to what it means to be "you". And we expect children to determine for themselves what they want. It makes no fucking sense.

Not the carrier... ANYTHING BUT THE CARRIER!

Guy gets offended when anontells him heis faggot on Cred Forums = newfag, freshy

There is no difference.

You could be posting since 2003 and people will still call you cancerous

Agreed mate
But what can I do, im a walking bag of regrets and anxiety

STOP STOP STOP STOP IT RIGHT NOW
I told you for the last time to stop doing what you do or I am going to get very angry and get upset you don't want me to get upset

Newfriends don't remember girugamesh guy.

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old friend, same friend

Old fags encorporate Cred Forums into their everyday lives. Like using memes in social situation to make people laugh. I'm in college and I have a picture of Pepe on my binder XD

user knows but that was 2009, anyone that comes here after 2007 is a newfag.

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Im not (you) but you are faggot!

I thought OPs pic was Vageta.

THATS RIGHT user, WELL DONE!

Pee pee poo poo

I really these kind of posts

with your penis op.

pokedads

muh furst post 2005

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lmao trolld so hard you cant ever recover L0Lxdd get rekt kiddo

nice b8

Newfags have to ask for ways in which they can spot newfags, by doing so they can avoid acting like a newfag thus becoming a supermegafag.

Poo Poo Pee Pee !!!!!!!

I've been here for 3 months, I think I can consider myself as an initiated.
Not an "oldfag", but not a "newfag" too, as I know how things go here etc. So midfag. ^.^

Why are you lumping my question with that blatant shitposter? I am serious, what is the justification for having children decide things like this for themselves. And isn't having separate, coexisting personalities a symptom of dissociative disorder?

>filename
you exposed yourself

Im ruined i think il jump off the bridge, do a flip and land on train rails and get ran over

kys newfig

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DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

careful with those edges there
topkek

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Idk man i saw picture on Cred Forums downloaded it kekand nust randomly posted it here keeekkkkk

bye bye nobody will ever miss you goy

Best proof of oldfag I can give.

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>calls me edgy
>couldnt even triforce correctly
god damn you are fucking dumb as shit

The surgeon. is back

Il fuck ur bitch il kill u im ex marine sniper i can shoot a fly with my eyes closed 720 quickscoping over 10 miles bitch il find u and rape ur grill and then il snipe ur balls 1 by 1 after that il 9393727 no scope ur cunt and ruin you 4 laifu

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That graph was very informative and well put together, fag.

>thatsthememe.jpg

Congrats u triggered newphagg

I appreciate the dubs that you bring to this thread

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Long cat is long.

Im fagg.org kek

Yours includes the m00t departure. That shit hurt m8

>implying I couldn't kill with a stroke of my finger across your neck

U whalecum m8 my 66 dubsscope are deadly

If you're an oldfag, Cracky is your queen.

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Oldfag here.. been here since the Fappening 1. Cred Forums is my top kek!

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Oldfags drink applemilk.

I remember the funny banana

Im oldfag i remwmber being here durring 9/11

Oldfags Weegee harder.

Always has been and always will be shit. Since 1999

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yeah I even recorded myself laughing at it
>pic related

This?

newlads don't know about the next stall

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By firing their lazer, oldfags can tell by the pixels if something was shooped and from having done quite a few shoops themselves.

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Bait

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why isthe word newfag in your filename separated but not in the picture itself, are you some kind of an ODD retard mongrel?

Speaking of fappenings, we need another good fappening.

Oldfags worship only one goddess.

Ok so how long does man have to be on Cred Forums to be oldfag?

Well as it is 2016, 10 years

It takes a crane to get it out

Oldfags hate newfags and remember when Cred Forums was much slower and generated more original content (debatable) and just wasnt full of glaringly bad EPIC YLYL posting and porn spamming stupid fucks who dont care about the lulz etc.

This time did was supposed to exist circa 2006 and before, but its been newfag central since then as far as they would be concerned. Coming to Cred Forums in 2007 you could find a lot of beef in random threads that you dont find so much anymore, but the board had much more varied content and stupid shit. Its hard to explain, but people were more dedicated to posting here. But Cred Forums doesnt get more shit it just evolves like cancer, and anyone reading this and meta posts should kill themselves immediatly.

Im newfag explain me what was fappening? As happening of 4 han 2003?

Long enough to know who goatse is.

Started this year, stfu newfag

lmao kill yourself all the nudes that were leaked were shit only a fag with limp penis would jack off to the kind of garbage that was posted here during the fappening

It's an era thing. If you're an oldfag you'll always be an oldfag. If you're a newfag, you'll always be a newfag. If you're a summerfag, you'll always be a summerfag.

indeed

I xome here for raids and lulz and not for this fucking shitposting and porn

Too soon.

Saw that pic idk who he is kek

Too soon.

Too soon.

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consequences will never be the same

Is she died?

Shit i remember that one so nowdays it would be like gta sweden or germany

too soon what?
you think you can just post 2 words and leave without contributing to this epic thread you fucking cunts?huh?you think this is some motherfucking game?

Oh god i know that heared it was girl with abusive father?

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>2014
>Oldfag

I've been here on and off since 2005. You know not the meaning of Oldfag.

Oldfag trolling detected.

Yeah and you just lost the game.

I think we all deserve an answer to this. Do you, in fact, think this is a motherfucking game?

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There are no oldfags. The first wave of new friends gave them cancer and after a year they had mostly died out. The survivers got aids from summerfags and that's the end of their chapter. The only oldfags now are the first generation of newfags but this post has just given them a virulent strain of ebloa.

you are the kid I am DAD

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What is summerfag???? Pls explain im new

I'm with you fam

Long cat is long

You have been visited by Trips Fairy! A rare treat. Please enjoy this token for your impressive roll! Congratulations, user.

Also, new fags don't get trips.

>skeletor
>up in this mother fucker
am i old?

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You have been visited by Trips Fairy! A rare treat. Please enjoy this token for your impressive roll! Congratulations, user.

For example, you're asking a stupid question using a picture of DiCaprio that is not even a meme.... so that makes you a total newfriend.

By the way welcome to Cred Forums. Don't feed the trolls. Complaining here is like pissing in some ocean of piss. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

You are now a little bit less newfag simply by reading all this.

Cringe post

I fucking love the trips fairy!

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Well, it's only a series 7.

Would still be funny if they hadn't patched Windows 7 onward. Fucking party poopers working at MS.
Also, this is how you can tell someone's a newfag.

Too soon she died idk who took that sick picture of dead body

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>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September
I hate this odlfag/newfag thing. why can't we all just get along? XD

Anyone remember trainposts? Trains were fun.

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Im here since 9/11

Trips Fairy loves you too m888!

Cause Newfriends are the cancer.

>tfw you're an oldfag and still here

>XD
Die in a fire. Search a fire, jump into it, cleanse the world from your presence.

Goose!!!!

girugamesh

-> pudi

Cred Forums is sickest place on earth

Wrong af. The fappening just happened fag

people who care about who has been here how long are newfags, people who don't give a crap know better and it doesn't fucking matter in the end

Omg explain what was fappening?

you're an oldfag if you remember the day the chemo failed

Oldfags remember Mitch and his iPad kek

Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.

Clockwork orange spam! Yes, also the purple img

You're telling us nothing we already know.

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Anons asking what the fappening was - nice try, fag!

For real what is it???

youtube.com/watch?v=QCdfcUSZy6k

Here let me Google that for you.

lmgtfy.com/?q=What was the fappening on Cred Forums

Fuck you.

I was here when there was nothing but anime and manga. 2chan before that.

Its been 10 years.
the internet has changed.
fuck, i am disappoint.

I remember the first post numbers reset.

>god ive been here too long

The Fappening was a glorious day. A day unlike any other. The memes flowed like wine. It was a joyous day the likes of which will never be seen again. On that day, there were no oldfags or newfags, there were just a bunch of fags fapping to still pictures like we were all in the fucking 90's again. It still hits me in my nostolgiaboner sometimes.

If you remember this, you're an oldfag.

Ur just cancer.

this is one of Cred Forums's few redeeming qualities

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This is the cringyest post ive read so far.

Hold me

>toosoon

OH god i forgot that shit! kek

Only and oldfag can tell the difference between an oldfag and a newfag. Therefore OP is a newfag.