Late saturday night

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>2016
>trolling on Cred Forums

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requesting h/fur on male because i have a problem

That is a female rat with a penis.

Stop and think about your life. What events led you to masturbate to a picture of a female rat with a penis? What events led you here?

Plenty. You are not alone.

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sup furfags can you tell me if drawing any of this shit for a quick buck worth it?
i draw well enough to do some of the stuff i see around (personally hate it) but i need cash, also any advice on where to start (fur affinity?) and shit is appreciated

my love for fat herm cock

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as much m x h as you have please

Yes.
Idiots will pay in the 3 digits for good drawings.

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Wonder how much this is worth then?

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And thats all for herm on male.

Oh wait no I have one more.

how much could i be charging for something like this? (as a full illustration, also pretending on selling sketches and lineart)

ill be setting up a paypal as soon as i sort some things with my debit card, andd also pretending to open a patreon, is there anything else i should consider?

anyone have moar herm on herm

I blame the shows I used to watch as a kid which featured anthros as the characters, like Swat Cats, Thundercats, Tailspin, Babs Bunny, etc.

Y'all motherfuckers needs avians

Im starting to understand why I am never productive on my computer when I want to get work done... Just did Herm on Male, guess I could do Herm on Herm.

Avians are horrible.

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agreed

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>horrible

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>words

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>like

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>sweet nothings

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jesus fuck how can anyone say that theyre straight and be attracted to cocks? is this a meme?

I need to get some shit done.

oh, and checked.

>What is bisexuality

>closet faggotry

>Gotta protect my man card

Anyway, I need to hop off. Ill leave you guys with one of my favorites.

Shes better with a dick tho

i think you asked this last week. yes it is good enough but you will not make a significant amount of money off of it
there are some really shitty artists who sell their art for a lot of money and there are some really really good artists who sell their art, which takes three-four times as long to create, for half of the price.

furball is a good example of this. her artwork is noticeably not the best, but she sells each one for $100 and people regularly commission her
>pic related
for the same exact price you could buy from someone like honovy (furaffinity.net/user/honovy/)

you will need to build up a reputation. if you don't like it, don't bother.

And don't forget sparrow charging a hundred bucks for a lousy sketch

yeah that was me, i was thinking making one of these a day for a few weeks and build some sort of portfolio and start whoring around, need to dustoff my digital drawing skills but i plan on charging 20 bucks tops, this was actually good feedback on a somewhat slow thread, got any more tips?

got any examples on those?

The more unusual the fetish, the higher they are usually willing to pay.

Also get gud like pic related

good proportions and body but your furry heads are slightly weird. probably something to do with the pointy human chin, maybe try making that flatter. also hair puffs out a shitton, combined with the chin implies a massive, guitar-shaped head

guitar-pick***** though an upside-down guitar does sort of work

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look up his pricelist on HF

wat?

>The more unusual the fetish, the higher they are usually willing to pay.
This
Be willing to sell your soul/sanity to the scat/watersports/diaper/cub/vore/sonic-oc furs and you will make money

That's the joke you autistic retards

>bisexual
>heterosexual
>the same thing

Pardon. Let me elaborate:
If you would like to get a first hand example of the dramatically inflated prices sparrow is asking in order to draw a particular piece of art for you, in exchange for currency, that is, you may focus your attention to the pricelist presented on the frontpage of his profile on the website hentai-foundry, also known as HF.
Ta ta

Thank you for understanding.

it's 50% right

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the more desperate you get the more the lines blur

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tell you what, hit me with an idea/commission, il do´em 4 free and post em sometime next week, that way ill have some stuff and dont have to think of it

so hentai foondry is another place other than fur affinity?

Thats hot. Holy shit.

And 50% wrong
That's a failing grade there

Thank you for trolling.
Please enjoy your (you)'s. Have a nice day.

The line is crystal clear. Has to have a vagina and tits. If it doesnt, its a dude - and fucking a dude is gay.

true.

i used to have situations like i was starting drinking at friday and ask someone what day it is "wednesday" "FUUUUUUUUUCK !"

I want to boop her nose.

maybe when you're low T.

I mean anything like this is nice for me... Not even explicitly sexual, just really nice art.

Im having a very nice day, thank you.

Nah, I don't dig requests.
I apreciate the offer, but I'd feel like a cheap asshole if I did

Says the faggot lurking in a herm thread. Says a lot about you right there.

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i'd recommend sticking to furaffinity if you want to draw furry art
uploading to e621.net/ will get your art a lot of attention, but it's not really the place to sell stuff.

more of those big dicks please

like a man can't appreciate some nice porn.

Double the pleasure, double the fun, amirite?

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ye, got anymore?

Not if its "gay", aparently

What is this?!
I have the webm but I can't sauce it

big dicks, you say?

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Sadly no more double dicks on this PC, no.

I think you're reading this the wrong way

Thats just obnoxious.

alright, so I'm ok with ridiculous proportions but dayum is that fuckin huge

Think I might be confusing with another user.

And I thought this was huge...

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Found another one.

Saved.

alright then

Well, I posted a colored picture of the same character about half an hour ago, but I guess nobody saw it
just to make sure

If bigger is better, why is hyper suddenly bad?

>Be willing to sell your soul/sanity to the scat/watersports/diaper/cub/vore/sonic-oc furs and you will make money

also, will i find this niches in fur affinity?

I saw it, was decent.

And no Hyper isnt "bad" per-say, but when the dick / balls are like 3 time bigger than the character its a little too much.

The one I posted is just below my line for just sheer stupidity in the sizes.

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FA has al sorts of weirdos.

Better make accounts everywhere if you wanna reach the biggest possible market.

Go to furaffinity, go to hentai foundry, join pixiv, post on e621

>And no Hyper isnt "bad" per-say, but when the dick / balls are like 3 time bigger than the character its a little too much.
THIS

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I am more of a "the bigger, the better" kinda person, especially if 3 times the person's body is an option.

To each his own man, and I wont fault ya for it... but for me that shits just stupid.

...Well?

Could you even imagine trying to walk around with a cock that huge? Even flaccid I dont think your legs would be long enough to even touch the ground.

Post webm plzzz

What in the literal fuck?

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Hey give something like this a shot.

well, considering that -is- flaccid...

I think a huge part of playing a hyper/macro character is the implied imobility or at least how your junk restricts you.

that being said, I am not the owner of that bunny. Well, not directly, if you catch my drift

they're dumb. I like dicks. I like women as well. I'm not straight.

goddamnit. meant to quote

Eh, Ill just stick to something a little more manageable.

How about this?

speaking of role playing, where do you actually do that? Its an idea I've been toying with but have no idea where to get into it

hey man, if it isn't macro + body inflation + vore + herm shit all combined, than I'm just not going to be sexually aroused.

When I was still roleplaying, I did that on F-list
But you don't wanna hear my opinion on that site

Pls halp

I think I do, I've already heard mixed opinions on it

bless, ilu user

I've looked everywhere for it, and nothing has ever come up... ;~;

It was great in the beginning. Really, A place where people from all the different places came together. Furries, humans, the plethora of weirdos in between.

But with the years it became a gigantic circlejerk.

lets keep posting fur covered women with cocks.

oh hey wuts goin on in this thread

when you say circlejerk what do you mean? I'll be real, I'm looking to get off on this, and am aware of some of the etiquette involved, so I'm probably just a fuckin' casual to you huh?

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It's just really clique-y/elitist sometimes, that's all user.

any recommendations for getting started?

find someone who shares fetishes with you.

This.
If you really want to find a good roleplay on F-list you may reach your goal someday. But trust me, it takes ages to weed out the autists.

There's some places you should stay away from, if you want to avoid trauma to the brain from repeatedly knocking your head against a wall, but you'll figure that out soon enough after you join.

depends on what you're looking for

JUST DO IT! Dont let your dreams be dreams. Make your dreams come true.

>depends on what you're looking for
I'm looking for people to sub to, which I'm thinking shouldn't be TOO hard to find

i've met three people on here that i've role played with. I should say that I met them on here then role played with them. One I talk to regularly.

If you want dmitrys shemales breaking you in and tell you how superior they are because their dick is so amazing?
Sure, F-list will get you set up within 2 minutes.

If you want an actual dom who can overpower you and actually manages to handle the situation well?
Good luck.

you think its worth giving the 8ch boards a shot? Also where do you think I should look on Cred Forums?

some people like to rp in these threads, I think there are occasionally links posted to chatrooms and stuff too, just lurk s/fur for a while and I'm sure you'll find something eventually

Honestly, user? I've been bumming around F-list for the past 5 years off and on, and the best thing I can tell you is just join general rooms and go from there. I'm not saying like RP Bar or Dark City, stay away unless you like edge. But go into kink general rooms, make small talk, post ads on LFRP. You'll fall into the swing of things. Just don't tolerate the clique-y faggots that think they run rooms because they're in there 24/7, 30 days a month, 52 weeks a year.

Most importantly? Have fun. Don't take what you're doing there too seriously.

Also this. You're gonna run into a lot of... Trash. Though I guess that's kind of hypocritical compared to what I just told you about not paying attention to elitists, huh?

8ch is decent for that. bunch of people from F-list there.
You could also try discord, I guess.

Does anyone have that picture of that futa saying "I really wanna fuck you right now" or something? Saw it a while back and was wondering if anyone had it on them.
[spoiler][/spoiler]

I couldn't tell you really, I met them randomly. Here on Cred Forums actually so I guess it happened appropriately.

Hey, there's a difference between being elitist and not being "like those guys"

In Hyper Endowed there's literally a kid comming online, going "mrow" and getting pissed if the entire channel doesn't immediatly drop everything they do and pet him.

So yeah. Stay out of that channel, I guess

Oh, well yeah. That and 'hi bb u wan fuk?' unironically.

Yeah I'm really not the one to be saying where to start, cause I just started out of the blue and now I have a...well a steady role play partner I guess you could call him.

>/me penetrates you

>I know you are a dom, but would you like to be a sub? Because I am a dombreaker and I fuck doms, but your character is soooo hot

you guys are worse than gays

sounds like an inconvenience.

FUCK. I have it but I cant find it.

One day i'll find it ;_;

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'Sup everyone. How you all doing tonight?

lel I can't find it either, know exactly which pic and I'm pretty sure I have it somewhere...

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doing well how are you?

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I didn't recognize the colors at first.

Thank you user.

I knew it was purple, thanks for posting it that was gonna bug me

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ugh. I might be a furry

Is no one talking because everyone is close? You know? "just a few more strokes, shut up and stop talking"?

nothing wrong with that, my friend

I'm not usually talkative

nah, but on the real where do you find hard blush stuff?

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mmm

gimme your best shot. Gonna nut to my new found depravity

That's not futa you dumbass
Also that's a EqG character so double the dumbass

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Over half of the shit in h/fur threads is not actually herm, just effeminate guys with tits. It's been like that forever. You'll need to sift the herms from the tarps if it bothers you. Or just use another site with actual tag guidelines.

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I wasn't a couple years ago either, nor did I like half the things I like now. Sometimes I wish I never found 7chan and Cred Forums

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this fag here

this shit got me diamonds

netime