I rob local gasstations with a fake gun, i think its the masks that helps

i rob local gasstations with a fake gun, i think its the masks that helps

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mostly doing it for shock pleasure

I know this is most likely bait but posting your crimes and your outfit on a board is pretty fucking stupid

Just imagine someone half your age trying to tell you a lie

Even a lie that you can't immediately prove is a lie

Like literally a seven year old

That's what you sound like

Probably all the time

where do you do this? thats kind of cool

fuck off faggot

>posting pic of you're outfit and your crimes online at the same time

not gonna lie, when I was an edgy teenager I made similar masks. Try using those tiny polka-dots they I've seen on african masks. Half the reason they made those masks was to scare other people and "evil spirits". Think they were onto something.

you're white. wtf do you need a mask for? at most you'd get is a scolding

it looks like what I made in 7th grade art class
childish

amsterdam
i make different masks every time so yeh

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i tried to make Kane the wrestlers mask in 5th grade. I suck ass at anything artistic so naturally it tuned out shit

i thought they don't have guns in amsterdam

You are such a faggot. You will get your ass fucked up as soon as they find out the gun is fake. Who the fuck uses a fake gun

just read the OP again

people who don't have a real gun....you idiot

i made about 300euros doing this but i woulndt rly care if i got nothing

fake gun or not. wouldn't the city be on shut down if someone had a gun?

So now their gonna look for the guy with a mask in the style of yours. After i reported you. oh and no proxy or anything is gonna save your ass. Seeing how dumb you are, doesn't seem like you'd even know what a proxy is. Good luck serving time.

For you op, since you don't really need your dick any more.
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you make me smile fam same goes for you. user thinks that because he watches kiddie porn on onion he is a haxor now

lol

you are the biggest faggot in this thread

>local
Nothing like shitting on your own doorstep, eh user. Are the cops armed in the Netherlands?

You are the winner!

it feels real

Instantly see the gas cartridge at the bottom, jeez OP you really are a faggot.

yes but i havent got caught becoz i always bike away to the local park

Sign the mask and sell them, i would offer about $40.-
jk fag kys

I hope you get shot through the face.

You're twice aa much a faggot as OP

What a fag no you don't your mom bought you that to go trick or treating with your friends

He is the OP you botard.

>Same carpet as gun auction.com
ISHIGYDIG

not me and i got those cowboy guns lol

Which just means he went online and took a stock photo and this whole thread is made up. An even bigger faggot than initially thought.

I have to wonder how often this happens in Amsterdam. With whats likely to be only fake guns available, the criminal population is really free to do this sort of shit and get away with it. That's why you never hear about fake guns being used in the US and almost always the only time you do hear if it it's because the dumbass using a fake gun either got shot by the police or shot buy a legal carrier.

Show us your "gun" next to a mask

And in the US using a fake weapon is still armed robbery. Too bad it's in the Netherlands so he can't get shot through the face.

well they use real and fake ones

Justin?

Yep. Absolutely. Even the law specifies that replica firearms(which is what that would legally be) carry the same weight of law as real firearms.

Dutchfag, here. The police in Amsterdam is not looking for a Masked gasstation robber, matching his Style of operating. OP is pretty much a autist, and earns money sucking Dick at starbucks.

who's this

Why the Hollywood Undead Cover band mask?

>white
yea no

Back to original assumption. The poor kid is that desperate for attention he made this thread. Kind of just sad, really.

Are you actually Justin? With the cardboard masks and stuff from monterey high?

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not just cartboard

Youve never had anyone try to defend themselves?
How much money do you normally end up with?

Yeah, same in the UK. You could have a stick of celery in a bag but if you pretend it's a gun and convince others that it's real then you'd be charged with armed robbery.

>Only 300 euros

faggit

he reminds me of myself.

OP you're a faggot until you post a picture of you're fake gun, a mask and a bloody timestamp you wanker

the picture i mean. not op he's a faggot.

wait. sebastian?

I made 300 euros with change since the gasstation is in a very poor neighbourhood

The fuck? I didn't even post a pic!?

>Claims to rob local gas stations
>posts pics on a monitored website
>pretty much evidence
nigga you better have TOR up and you better change up your shit or start running

i made over 10k on youtube then gave up since i have crippling depression

>Implying tor isn't pwned

of all the stuff that never happened, this never happened the most

you cant trace OP he is behind 7 huge dicks

You soft twat! Kill yourself already

LMFAO

tor is totally fucking fucked, bro. Big time.

Nice reminds me of hotline miami

Gtfo newfag

Last year on Halloween we dressed up all creepy and robbed people with a gun I stole from my step father. was gud time

i'm not soft. i'm hard as fuck.

Hey im not new guy. And dont call me a fag. Thats fucking offensive!

>I'm hard!
>Waaah, crippling depression!
pick one fgt

1/10 bait
made me post

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ahahaha amirite /d/ude

i'm hard you wack ass faggot.

>I'm hard
>crippling depression
these are opposite ideas
You seem confused and like you're having a hard time with your reading comprehension, have you been staying regular on your med-meds?

He is waiting

WHY SO SERIOUS AMIRITE?!
YOU ARE SUCH JOKESTER

you seem confused as to what depression actually is. i don't take meds. again, i'm hard as fuck.

>ISHIGYDIG
it's ISHYGDDT, faggot

>kike captcha unrelated

You seem to be confused as to what being hard as fuck is like.

i don't think you even know what being hard as fuck is like. you have to be it to fully understand it. you think you're hard, don't you?

your mom does when I cum in her ass

Do shit posters ever fall in love?

I don't, but I've known some hard mother fuckers in my life and they don't get depressed about shit. They kick ass and fuck bitches and give zero shtis.
I'm not even sure how you thought that was a retort. Were I like thee, I'd throw away myself.

Yes.

>Were I like thee, I'd throw away myself.

Muh frend in high school robbed a chain of gas stations and now he got 7 years in prison

yeah.

>someone half your age
>literally a seven year old
you and OP are equally retarded

I just went Shakespeare on your ass, problem?

If you felt like sharing you queer masks, it's fine OP. You didn't need the fake story to go with it.

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did u make that or buy it, also if you made it where did you get the shell

Be careful man. I'm in law enforcement and even if it was a fake gun I would shoot to kill once the muzzle is facing my way. It's impossible to tell from most distances unless there's an orange tip. And even then some people have bad trigger discipline or are too hyped up to notice even in the best conditions.

Pick up a book every once in a while you colossal faggot.

YOU!!! You rob my father's gas station!!! You held a gun to my father's head!!! And now I know that gun is fake! Now the next time you set foot in our gas station, I will remember your masks and I will beat you with our bat until the police come!!!

You will not take from us again!! We have already given the security tapes to the police... You've robbed 3 gas stations I know of including my father's!!!

Calm down Pajeet

>samefagging this hard

Haha I fucking work with this kid...he is a cook in Canada