Why aren't you a football player?

Why aren't you a football player?

because i'm not a faggot

Don't like changing in small room with 49 other men

american football wasn't popular in the country i grew up in

Im God awful at any sport in general

i play at university of florida

is your name tim tebow?

>concussions are a bitch
>quit at 14
>fucked most the players gfs
>no ragrets

I play golf.

Soccer.

Football is the rugby's pussy rip-off

wont be long until those white boys get dicked by some negros
judging by their physique and smugness they'd be better off in (european) football

Irish m8

Such a boring game anyways, makes for great highlights but actually playing/watching a full game? Fuck that.

Because I play the one and real football. America can't even get rugby right.

>football player
>image of egghand player

Cuz I'ma boxer, pussies

i don't want to accumulate irreversible brain damage over time, eventually leading to early onset dementia.

Gaaaaaaay

I enjoyed the game but I didn't enjoy the beatings I had to give to my wife.

>usc
>perfect lookin dudes

god damn it I'm like 30 minutes away from the campus
fuck these guys
probly all trust fund kids with a perfect family
yeah im jealous

You got whooped on Saturday in the 2nd half
>Clean jersey
>Standing up

They're benchwarmers

Those are amazing specimens. No homo.