So Cred Forums whats the gayest thing you've ever done?

suck cock, fuck boy, being fucked

>oldfag no_homo

>str8 male
>str8
Having sex with men or being "str8" pick one faggot.

Let a dude blow me once. Not really my thing, though.

Op asked for gay story, not for straight, heterosexual, non gay sex with dick girl.

Not "her" you sexually repressed fag boy. Just admit your fagginess and move on.

Got hooked on Cred Forums despite all the faggotry in here

> be me 19
> go to Bros apartment to drink some beer and play videa games
> get bored after a while and decide to get on the chan
> go and grab some more beers and when I come back brother is her jerking off
> could care less
> then he grabs me and starts putting his hand down my pants
> feels good man
> starts blowing me, wat do
> his girlfriend polls in
> act like nothing happened
> been a little weird ever since

Can some godly user provide me with the original version of this pic?

been sitting my sissy collection for a while now.

FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT

MODS REMOVE THE FAGGOTRY

DOX OP. RESTORE CIVILITY ON Cred Forums.

DIE FAGGOT DIE

i'm wearing my gf panties right now!

I take picture requests for people so they'll jerk off. Makes me feel horny.

I'm emailing back and forth with a guy from CL now about logistics for meeting up right now

Going to wear a skirt and thigh highs and suck him off. Never done anything with a guy before

I'm nervous as fuck and actually shaking still not sure if I want to go through with it but this thread is making me feel better

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> be early 20s, straight, single
> be horny and curious one night
> get on IRC gay channel
> look for uncut guy like
> chat with guy from my city who says he's uncut
> invite him over, start messing around
> he's not uncut
> fuck it, i'm horny
> he blows me, then fucks me silly in multiple positions
> jerks me till i cum, then blows his load on me
> cleans up and leaves

Wish i could do it again, but now married with kids.

Please tell me you have the vid.
SOURCE
PLEASE

craving to be fucked like that

btw sauce?

jizzed in my own mouth with lips wrapped around the head, could finally reach it after a week of stretching

You maried kids???

MODS!

well i don't have pics but i date almost a year a trans, fuck and be fucked by other men, watch gay porn and yeah of course post in this thread
>no homo

I kissed a guy for $20 on a slow day at work.

i had a dream that i was rambo and kissed obama in forehead

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Is forehead a place, or did you kiss him on his forehead?

Good luck to you, wish I had the courage to do something like that, but I spend too much time thinking about how it could go wrong and just jerk it instead.

I dated a trap for a few months. She was nice, sweet, intelligent, and geeky.

She was also a stone-cold alcoholic and would threaten suicide every time I didn't answer her drunken booty calls.

Eventually, I got tired of the drama. No ass is nice enough to deal with that.

Reply to this thread.

Dress as a girl with either yogis, thigh highs, tights, unitards, or dress and masterbate. Occasionally post myself here

I don't know if you're into it, but if you are, chastity is amazing for this. You get so horny and branch out to things you normally wouldn't.

There's ways to enforce self chastity too, it doesn't have to be as easy and just jerk off and forget about it

Fuck with my coussin several times

Taking request now?

slap his ass , pull up your pants and walk out

Cross dress on cam for men to jerk off to, got anal from a guy bareback, got a handjob from a 60 year old married man. No homo though.

what pleasure does that give you

What's the thing on that dick called

ehh fuck it I'll fuck you

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Honestly not that gay, but I went to Madison, WI last winter by myself, got on tinder, right swiped like crazy, and I'll let God do the work, anyways, matched with a dude who was looking to suck a straight guys cock, but just talked with him, he was my bro for my trip and told me the cool bars and shit and what else to do, and sent him a few dick pics, and a video of myself taking a piss as a thanks.

I dated a trans girl for about a year. It was a normal relationship, we would go out, have dinner, go do stuff, have sex, she was very sub but did enjoy sometimes me jerking her off while fucking her. It ended when I had to move away for work reasons and she wanted to stay behind.

Now I'm recently married and have a kid. I've seen her only once since, she still looks good, had another boob job so she's finer than before, but somehow my craving for her is gone.

We're at different stages of life, I'm a family man, she's still the same girl she was 8 years ago.

Sure. I haven't shaved in a while though. Kind of a hairy twink thing.

it's in the trap thread

sex shops just label them as penis extenders or maybe penis sheath

Fucked myself with a cumbcumber in public on gay pride

Post penor

Oh shit really? i think i saw that

Faggotsmeet.com

I whored myself out so I could afford tickets to a music concert.
I sucked his cock and let him take my anal virginity for like 50 bucks

Well a twink offered to blow me and I might go see him tonight. Still not sure about it, guess its not really gay if I dont touch him

Mah niggas

REG whore myself out to older men
Considering getting into the pr0n

Its couldn't care less you fucking retard

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replying to this post.

green here, for now

i line up my cock with my mouth and launch loads of hot cum into it and on my face and swallow it. i also bought a dog toy that looks like dildo and slip that up my ass while jerking. i fantasize over taking cocks in my ass while jacking off. probably gonna buy a suction dildo to properly fuck my ass and try to cum hands free. im pretty faggy but still a virgin and still trying to get some female pussy.

I've never seen anything other than this pic

>str8
>gay butt sex
>bottom no less
>gay ass photo shoot
>str8
I don't know how to tell you this user. But one of those thing is not like the others.

Just copy pasta from another thread I was in

I consider myself bi

I love to crossdress, being a sissy girl is so much fun. I love collecting bras and panties from girls and just buying them for myself. Lingerie is so beautiful and I feel so sexy in it. Pretending to be a girl is the best

There are a few guys I sext with regularly but we don't live in the same state as each other so it's just sexting and advice on clothes, toys and boys sometimes. We're all close friends so it's a ton of fun.

I've hooked up with guys a few times, usually through yik yak because it was anonymous. We usually just jack each other off on a somewhat regular basis but we've done some other things too. I've blown all of the guys I hook up with, I love the taste of their cock in my mouth and their cum all over my face or in the back of my throat. Cum tastes so good. Sometimes we take a bath together and will help each other shave or just relax in each other's arms. A lot of making out too, I love doing it when we're both soft and then get hard together. I've shared fleshlights and onaholes with other boys, I prefer to DP them with the other guy, it's a little bit like DPing a girl but instead of having to focus on her you just get to make out with your friend. But sometimes we just take turns with it and switch every couple pumps or while one guy is balls deep in the toy the other guy is pumping it and the guy getting jacked off blows the guy

I have a dildo that I love to use if I'm not fingering myself.

Let's see most of my underwear is either panties or they're trunks and jockstraps. I love being able to wear something cute or something that will let me use a toy.

Pic related, me in my favorite underwear

When I was in the army about 15 years ago I used to go clubbing with one of the guys, normal techno style clubs. Take some E, normal weekend. On the train back to the barracks he kissed me one night, was pretty hot.
Another time we had a foursome with some ladies he knew. Didn't get past a kiss ever, but some nights I think about if we'd done more, he indicated that he wanted to. So now I sometimes think about blowing him during that foursome, or vice versa.

Me and my cousin fucked each other in the ass continuously from 7 until we turned 16. Atleast twice a month.

Shut up fag

Shower with quite a few other guys, nothing very gay really

wow almost perfect straight dude c'mon. don't you like traps or something like this ?

got super high a few months back and stumbled across a trap thread and jerked off to a freaken tranny..... never again

Nice dubs
This was back in about freshman year, Right before i broke up with one of my old girlfriends. I remember we fooled around at her house and she gave me a blowjob for the first time from my ex. then later after i went home i had my buddy come over and we got really drunk and i told him all about it. at one point i started to become curious how giving head was like. then after we started discussed the idea for a while, one thing led to another and i started grabbing my friends junk and he let me pull his pants down. I remember i tried to blow him but he started to push me off so i stopped. Im sure i at least got his dick in my mouth but not for more than one or two seconds.
to this day i have a little fetish for guys with small dicks because of my friends. i still want to try it again, and especially frottage next time.

I came on my own face while watching sissy hypnosis.

Also I played with my butt. It wasn't that great.

welcom to aids

serously, niggers are as much as 30x more likely to have certain stds than whites and most everyone else. get your self checked fag

Heres another picture
Im willing to take requests if anyone has any ideas

not that i know of but i leave my options open

Browsing Cred Forums

Someone has some repressed sexual feelings they're trying to work through

Nothing too extreme, I bet my buddy some money he wouldn't touch my dick. I won :/

frottage is so much fun. it might sound weird but since I have a bit of an underwear fetish, it's a lot of fun for you and your partner to be completely soft and still in your underwear, proceed to make out, grind and frot until you guys get hard and start to drip with precum and then your take each others underwear off. It's really fun if you haven't seen your friend's cock before and it's huge or it looks really nice.

Looking at a friend's package, making him get hard with you and seeing his bulge in his underwear is so hot to me.

Butt pics and you in your boxer briefs please

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who is bridget?

3 separate Craigslist guys in one night.

1st one came in me
2nd one came in me
3rd one came in me, and proceeded to eat cum out my ass.

>mfw he ate 2 other guys cum without knowing.

Good times.

Uggh I can't wait until my jockstraps and dildo come

>Sissies get in here

topped a guy from the bottom
as he pulled off my dick he cummed on my face
was pretty gay

I fucked, got fucked and gave a Bj to a ladyboy last week.

went to /hm/ a few times to see what gays are attracted to. definitely not me.

Fuck man... I got an instant boner. Hail Satan!!

i've posted on cl a couple times an got a lot of replies but never gone threw with it

Fapping to this femboy's face.
I just wanna cuddle him so much.

I've actually considered doing something similar but still, wow, that's degenerate

>be me 8y
>hanging with cousins 13 and 15
>hey user want to do something cool?
>sure
>get forced to suck them off
>every time we hang out I suck them
>eventually start to get fucked by them
>goes on till I'm 15
>27 and still enjoy getting ass blasted

This view might be my favorite

>Gave two shirtless Asians an amateur blowjob at a rave
>Got fucked in the ass while the other blew me
>Got Free Molly and Hennessy the whole night
>pretty fucking gay

>Pic semi related

that's lolatrap btw

im between green and blue myself

Like, who is this person?
Why do people feel this is necessary?
Is it an attempt to be funny, troll, or a serious comment

same could be said for your post, newfag

>Go full sissy mode for my tranny mistress.
>in chastity
>get fucked, throated by her
>she brings in hung black cock
>proceed to please them with both of my holes
>I'm exhausted
>cum/sweat all over me
>black leaves
>mistress cleans me up
>I leave
>black spots me driving home and stops me
>asks for my number
I let him come over to my house twice to train me in deepthroating.

>things that never happened

Josh?

Me and my childhood friend were hanging out in his room and we started to play truth or dare. It started out normal until he dared me to kiss his penis, and then made me dare him to look at mine. Somehow ended up telling my parents and they were really concerned but ultimately nothing else happened. He moved away 2 years later.

It's risky af I know. But worth it in the end.

I'm 25, and I've been dating a girl I met off CL for 3 weeks now. For me, it's all about seeing the way the type in emails. A little punctuation and grammar goes a long way.

Plus I usually steal shit at their house. Last dude I took his s5, was when they first came out. Was a quick 90$, sold within 1hr, on CL.

First time I ever did it was nerve wracking. But after the first, it gets easier. Especially when you plan on stealing shit. Don't meet them at your exact house, and use a fake name. I use fake name and contact via a Google voice #. Most of the time I say I'm in town only while my car is being repaired. Staying with friends. So they host and I save gas. Except for that one night. Was horn as hell.

Ggghhhh yes you descibed it exactly how i want it.
Execpt I'd rather snuggle naked with a guy and press the heads of our soft cocks together and get each others dick drenched in our precum
And honestly i'd rather be with a guy whos smaller than me. Its like a dominace thing. I want to be the one who pins you down and blows my load all over your cock

Also these are the only clean boxers i have right now, i hope theyre okay :p

Vaped

No joke

sent Dick and ass pics. thinking of finding a one night stand with a dude so I can get the I wanna be fucked by a dude feeling over with

Jacked off on omegle with other guys. Several times

A real life shota, who would've thought

serously, niggers are as much as 30x more likely to have certain stds than whites

Bullshit propaganda. I'm a MD and the complete opposite is occuring and many papers are being published.

Pretty much because whites spew your brand of crap, they have increased the STD rate dramatically in western countries.

So white racist are killing your own race. Other whites take it at face value because ahhhh white.. and become a statistic.

Sucked a dick and got fucked in the ass by a guy.

That was pretty gay.

Maybe the nurse/trap from guilty gear, only thing i found logical in google seach

I'm sorry everyone
I'm hot pink
I embrace the fact that I have feelings for men as well as women

call me a faggot at your discretion

I've ate my own cum dressed in aunts pantys and have fingerd my tight ass along with cumming to gay and sissy porn.100% straight

Sucked about 6 guys off in a row at a glory hole.

Dressed as a trap and sucked a dick with the girlfriend.

>couple of years ago, still in college
>always liked cum tributes, do them myself every now and then
>wonder what it'd be like to have someone jerk me off over a pic instead of doing it myself
>go on craigslist and find a guy to do it because no girl will
>have a guy come over, he jerks me off, blow a huge pic on a girl I know, he jerks himself off over the pic and finishes on it too, leaves
>try to do it a couple more times, each time takes increasingly longer for me to cum, eventually can't even maintain a boner anymore
>stop doing it after three straight occasions where I lose my boner completely
>haven't tried again since
>fast forward to modern day
>decide to try it again
>no tribute this time, but send a guy a bunch of pics, he hooks it up on his HD TV
>get a handjob while going through the pics, stay hard and cum
>gonna try again tomorrow

welcom to aids

serously, niggers are as much as 30x more likely to have certain stds than whites and most everyone else. get your self checked fag

Kek

Been fucked before and loved it. Sucked dick swallowed cum. Fucked guys. Jerked guys off on me. I am a cum slut and love being fucked but i am bi. Still love the pussy. I couldn't be in a relationship with a guy thats just weird but i cant deny the feeling of being filled up. Feels great and cumming from being fucked is amazing.

Stuck black pudding log up ass with condom on it.

that's not bi son, that full blown faggotry

Bi is sexual attraction to both sexes

I-I tried putting things in my butt once, and my first orgasm was while I was thinking about rubbing peepees with a boy from class...

I fuck my ass with my dildo (amazon.com/Sexflesh-Tasty-Tony-Dildo-Suction/dp/B005OS7CWW) on the reg, sometimes I'm so horny I'll finish and then *need* to do it again not ten minutes later.

Married to the love of my life and she's completely accepting of my anal play, so don't-care-if-homo.

No Ryan/Nick

I meant the black ones you had on before

Or anything similar to that.

Butt shots, packages shots, anything really

My ass, first time I saw it after taking a pic, I was like "well, damn."

Heres an extra one as compensation:)

2nd GAYEST THING: I forgot about this one; i met a girl in virginia through a friend of mine (who is also a close friend of the guy i tried to give head to)
Me and the girl hooked up one night we were up there and ill never forget it was the first time i went down on a girl and first (and last) time i got a titjob
I kept in touch with the girl on facebook and eventually she told me about her new boyfriend who would only have anal sex her because it prevented pregnancy. She would also go on about how fucking good it feels and then told me about guys and prostates. I tried it out, loved it, and told her about it. For a while, we used to talk about anal sex and different things we would do while fingering ourselves quite frequently.
Then she told some people about me and how i liked fingering my butt so i stopped talking about it

Very nice butt, you should share more of it for us!

Both of you newfags fuck off.

>i usually steal shit

no offense but you pretty much argued the prosecution's case. not trying to hate on your criminality, but this is basically why i wouldn't want to host ppl from cl, all aids aside.

gonna need the sauce here

I'm just detailing what I've done with boys.

I've had sex with girls too but it just isn't as fun sometimes. I feel like I have to work to have sex instead of just doing it with a friend where we both have fun and it's mutually beneficial and we just have fun and get intimate with each other.

Very nice

I was similarly surprised with mine... O_o

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Oh my mistake, i have more pics of me in those underwear but no ass shots.
How about i just take some for you now without any underwear on?

one in the ass one in the mouth

orange.

cute skirt

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I wouldn't say no to that at all. Mix some of those older ones in your underwear in too :)

Used to let my friend blow me when he wanted

Post this pic of me like a dozen times on Cred Forums

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Probably this

thanks.

mini's are so fkin freeing, i don't get why girls don't wear them all the time. It's so fun, flooey, and slutty, I love it.

Gayest thing I've ever done was when my parents would take my little sisters to cheer practice I would be home alone and I would take my mom's 10 inch dido and fuck the shit out of it for about an hour. The whole time they were gone. Miss the gold old days.

I don't know, I totally agree.

When I used to take my mom's clothes to crossdress in, I took one of her minis and wore it all the time. It felt so good with a cute pair of panties and a bra on top.

me too

>be me
>be fat/chubby/whatever
>realise my fat distribution makes my ass look great
>be sissy and put it to good use

This felt pretty gay

Lock your valuable shit in a different room. I'm just a klepto.

From the s5, to unused toothpaste. I make sure I get paid for being a faggot.

Managed to swipe cash out one guys wallet one time. Came to be 187$.

Story?

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>>my ass look great
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

who made you do this?

Post a pic of him

Restore civility on Cred Forums??????????

Cred Forumsastards all....... Cred Forums has never been civil.

When i get hard in those briefs it gets too tight and starts to hurt
I really wish i had a smaller penis
4 to 4.5" would be perfect for me

Was showing off to my fwb/Mistress

What dildo is that? It looks like it feels nice

I wish I were tinier too

Easier to fit in panties

which is why i got a couple. wearing a thong and knowing if you lean over like 30 degrees your ass starts to show is a wonderful feeling.

you're just all that stranger danger ;-;

Let a guy suck my dick 4 times then he wanted more so I ended things. No homo of course

Uhmmm I've totally fucked hundreds of guys and been fucked by hundreds of guys. About as many guys as girls. I love both.

You...sound like a horrible person.

that doesn't sound gay at all

MOAR

ikr. it's like user is the mr robot of being a thieving tranny whore

>got fucked in the ass
Was good

Some 6in (7in?) one I got from Lions Den. It does feel good. Showed off the locking heels too.

im a straight guy but i dated my highschool boy friend for a few years. we wouldnt do anything that gay just make out have sex and talk about our hopes and dreams

if it happened in prison it doesn't count

At least I don't kill people.

Gf went into explicit detail about how she beat some dudes head in with a branch that tried to rape her. Even drove me to the location one night. I never went and verified, the disgusting gut-wrenching stench was enough to make me believe before I got to close.

Hey Trap/CD anons, where do you guys buy your stockings from? I'm going to buy a pair tomorrow so I can impress a friend.
I've got really thick thighs and don't know what kind I should get.

Let my 8yo cousin touch my dick in the shower, was 16

I got fucked bent over the hood of a car, drunk, in a parking structure on a saturday night. I sucked his dick like a slut and let him come in my mouth before he fucked me. I've also bottomed to a stranger I met on tinder. I also post nudes.

>Pic related is me

Does anyone know of any good dildos that are African American colored?

Same! Idk if it's on par with all of yours though...

Green alslo

Also I think the gayest thing I've done is ask Cred Forums for a good BBC dildo

>talk about our hopes and dreams

Oh god it is.

I love feeling the breeze on my booty and letting people see what's underneath, even in full back panties it's still cute. It's a great feeling having a guy look at you because of your skimpy outfit and his eyes follow your thong right to your balls and he just looks up and keeps walking

No I just teach people a lesson about letting strangers in their home. Like I said. At least I don't think about murder..

heres the ass pic
I took some more if anyone wants to see them before i go to bed

i completely agree. Ive never worn panties but i would fucking love i have a soft little 3 or 4 inch cock that i could sit there and tease and play with

Went to a local adult theatre and got rain a train on by 4 random dudes. Had a cock in each hand and every hole for an hour. Was fun

Hotel

No, I bottomed and it was the best feeling in my fucking life

I stuck a finger up my butt.

You should totally wear panties. They're so cute and there are so many kinds.

I've been playing with myself this whole thread and I love having something I can get my hands on but being smaller would be so much more cute

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im examining my original theatrical cut copy of the fist film right now. c3po clearly has a silver leg from the left knee down, however, i do not ever recall ever noticing this on him before. I have seen this film literally hundreds of times. it is my childhood.

Jerked off to myself in the mirror. I don't know if that's considered gay doe

You should murder them instead. Stealing is so wrong.

fuchsia, fa'sha

I still consider myself straight, just being college at the time

That's cute. Damn.

Anyone else like wearing or smelling another boy's underwear?

When I moved into my new apartment, the guy who was here before me left a pair of his boxer briefs. Nothing special, just a pair of Champions. but they smelled like him and fit me so I would wear them, jack off in them and smell them.

I love how it smelled. Just so masculine

that underwear is the ultimate gay flex

Can any user help me out here?

still, prolly not a glowing endorsement for cl

Eh, maybe.

I used to do the same and kiss my reflection while I would jerk off or rub my dick against the mirror until I came.

i ordered you to do this on onesubmissiveact

When i was 11 i let a kid a couple years younger sit on my lap and masturbate me sometimes.

Amazon and get ones for plus size women?

The gayest thing I did was I got drunk by my self, cleaned my ass out with an enema, toyed my asshole until it was loose and kinda raw. The went on chat random and showed my asshole off to strangers, I had 2 guys cum to my ass and asshole. Then after I got bored with that I put a CL ad out on m4m for a quick hookup in a dark place. But I chickened out. I almost went full faggot.

danka

The sad reality is that me and Gf joke about it since we met on CL. She's a hardcore bitch and it's great. Only 3 weeks in and she's already licking the blood I cut from my arm for her.

One day we might go crazy. And CL is the way we would do it. Talked about killing a man/woman/couple from every mainland state.

I have one, unless you grind when its all the way end you get none. I use it because the pressure to perform well takes the fun out of it for me. So about once a month I nail her with this for 20 or 30 minutes, pull it off and pound her for the finish. Errbody wins.

tell us more, user

Mine too

Craigslist is the same as tinder or any other online thing. user is a glorious bastard and should steal a car to up his game

Amazon, plus size is generally a good idea unless you weigh like 100 pounds

post moar!

>get drunk as fuck one night
>ride leaves
>the fuck am I supposed to do
>fuck a 100$ cab
>find gay guy and ask for a ride
>make a joke about sucking his dick fora ride
>suck his dick in the car
>blackout
>wake up in gay dudes apartment
>him and fat hairy guy in his room blowing each other
>go through both wallets pocket about 600 dollars
>say I don't feel good can you take me home
>takes me home tries to kiss me goodnight
>denied
>fuck this random flat ass flat tittied girl
>nut
>sleep
>repress dick suck memories

Nah, i dont like crossdressing. Like, i like to wear tight underwear and fingering my ass as well as cumming in my own mouth, but i like being kind of a bear. I just know that deep down im still a dirty boy

Also do you have any pictures? I have to get up for class tomorrow so i need someone to help make me cum soon
I can post some more naughty pictures for you and then maybe even a video or something after i climax

My bf breeds my hot hole & then I fart it out into his mouth which he swallows on the reg.

sockdreams.com/

Danke*, idiot.

>got kicked out dad's
>bought a hotel for a night with two other friends
>one friend, uncut, already done gay shit with him, sucked him off and ate his load
>as soon as we get there I got naked to shower
>everyone got naked
>smallest cock in the room but that's okay
>other friend goes to sleep after shower
>me and uncut friend share bed
>I'm naked still after shower
>reach over and jerk him off
>he grabs my cock and jerks me off, but I push his hand off
>I turn on my side and push my ass into his pelvis
>he rubs his dick on my ass cheek in a sign of agreeable lust
>I grab his cock and put it in my ass
>thatburn.jpg
>no lube but feels good
>he doesn't warm me up, it's my first time but he's fucking me relatively hard
>all while being quiet
>I'm lightly moaning because can't contain it
>he's pounding me and I cum
>I pull his cock out and jerk him off and finish him

I wish I could have another night like that.

> pic is me
> last night
> guy I met on cl comes over
> he fucks my butt until we both cum
> the end

It was pretty gay tbh, his balls touched mine a few times.

I stick an aneros up my ass practically every day. It's like fucking heroin.

God I fucking hate it when people do that with their knees, fucking like, pretending to be pigeontoed.

Seriously, any suggestions for good BBC dildos?
Preferably silicone or TPR or TPE materials

I had a guy over from CL to join me in fucking my wife. We keep our shit locked up but just in case shit gets out of hand I keep a pistol under the mattress. You sound like the kind of person the pistol would get pulled on.

On 2 different occasions with 2 different girls, I went to their house after they hooked up with a guy and then I got sloppy seconds basically.. one girl I could taste the saltiness of cum or dick or whatever in her mouth. Really turned me on...
But maybe thats not the gayest... lately in order to get excited with porn im needing new stimulis and have been watching gay porn here and there... Mostly I dont enjoy it, its kinda gross. but I still fap alittle until I cant take it anymore and switch back to vids of girls

I posted here but my imagefap is imagefap.com/profile/sissy-skylar

been there done that
You should try 2 or 3. It feels so much better.

I'm interested in this also. I'm looking for a realistic feeling dildo color doesn't matter.

>trying to validate stealing
You deserve death

Like what? She's just a freak. Bloodplay, squirts, able to get off back to back within minutes. Submissive, sucks dick, only thing I have to do is take anal virginity.

I think she's fucking with another dude, but I can't be mad, cause if she is, it would make me the side bitch by default

Only do it m4m I've done Threeway but I take that shit serious.

I do something similar. I'm happily married but she's not kinky at all and we have been married a long time. So I watch a lot of porn. I like elbow or Shoulder deep anal fisting, or prolapse/ anal fisting gay or straight. Anything unusual works for me.

I had a guy cum to me dressed in lingerie while I fucked myself with a buttplug. I was leaking cum the whole time.

its hard being autistic, isn't it? it's like being gay isn't so bad

frotting and gay bdsm

Cute bum

>Only do it m4m I've done Threeway but >I take that shit serious.

That's good, plus it's harder to steal shit when you have two people watching you.

I'll give you a few suggestions

This is the one I have. It's great and cheap and not terribly big. Plus I think it really is made out of silicone
amazon.com/gp/product/B00OR0R6D8/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

This one is used in a manaxxx video having a prostate orgasm ( I really love finding dildos that my favorites camwhores use. lik Manamichan or Manaxxx)
amazon.com/gp/product/B004VB82KY/ref=ox_sc_act_title_17?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=AOSZMT5RQVVJA

Here are a few others I have in my cart and thinking about getting
amazon.com/gp/product/B00VE80WU0/ref=ox_sc_act_title_16?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=A2UN2TWFX3Q0NB

amazon.com/gp/product/B01DM4KGC2/ref=ox_sc_act_title_2?ie=UTF8&smid=A2HAEJGY1FPNMU&th=1

I just wish I could find a decent BBC dildo made out of a decent material!! (not Jelly or PVC)

frotting turned me gay tbh, there just isn't any straight equivalent

Yeah idk. I feel that everyone would enjoy fucking themselves because we're familiar with ourselves.

sssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiillllllllllllll

no shit. It's so great. Second hardest orgasms I ever have next to having my ass eaten out

Fucking yes thank you
Heres one of my favorite pictures of me :)

this is from CDC figures from ~ 5 yrs ago. that much has changed? links?

most people do not know about blacks being so much more aids to begin whit, so why do you think that this notion could be making whites have more STDs lately (allegedly)

Let my friend sit on my face naked and licked his ass. Now i'm a sissy.

>this was pretty gay i guess...

already had boyfriends/been fucked regularly so I'll just post the most recent
>meet chubby trap on CL
>suck each other off for a bit
>proceed to fuck him hard in the back of his car
>blow a load in his ass and rim him
cue three months later
>get text from said trap asking if i'd be down for a threeway
>fuck yes
>drive down to meet up
>roll my front seats forward to make some room
>proceed to spitroast chubby qt in the back of my car with this random guy i've never met
>random guy cums in qt's ass and then it's my turn to fuck
>use the first guys cum as lube
>put another load in chubby qt's ass
>wish i could've eaten it out and sucked him off after fucking him
timby if you're here we should meet up again~

Air Force fag here. I have a new airman in my shop and he's a CD and soon will be on hormones and shit. Everyone including my self don't want him in my shop because of the shit we say might offend it. The military takes that shit really serious now days. Secretly I jerk off to the thought of fucking him in the woods on work time. But obviously I'm not going to do it because I don't want to risk my career. What would you user do?

Exactly. So why not take the night off and enjoy some new pussy.

It's good you have a pistol, I usually make it a point to ask about creepy situations people have been in. Some of the shit is truly terrifying.

What does it feel like to fuck an ass filled with cum?

>let me just sharpie my fingernails black

Show my ass to some dude and let him jerk off with it

right, but you went on w/ this "heroic catalog" of faggotry. where is the time for pussy in there lol

>not being in pink
ha, what are you a faggot?

>What would you user do?
my fucking job. and sate my disgusting fetishes with fetlife hookups.

so pretty much what i'm doing now.

Does he pass well?
How old is he?
How would it risk your career?

>might offend it
>it

Kek

i like getting rimmed, but it's just relaxing for me. being an internet jerkoff, there is nothing more natural than jerking off on another guy's cock.

protip: get a xl condom, show two dicks in it, and cum together

really, really, really loose and sloppy
kinda like sticking your dick into a warm liquid, except you've still got a nice asshole rubbing against your cock while you thrust so you still can get in a nice fuck

Gay marry him and claim those sweet, sweet spousal benefits.

Gayest I've done is pay a shemale to fuck me and stretch out my ass. Would love for my wife to do this instead, but real cock > plastic. Also my wife just doesn't get it that when she grinds on my ass and I grind back I actually want moar.

Yeah man you can't go wrong with free pussy. We actually have 2 guns within 5 feet of the bed. Both of which are there even when we don't have gangbangs. Yes I've heard of some CL meetings going bad. Nothing too nuts though.

Cool butt, Kik?

>protip: get a xl condom, show two dicks in it, and cum together
hey thanks pal, you might've just made my weekend that much gayer

Bloody brilliant trips
I want to try to so fucking bad it sounds so great
A guy rubbing his wet dick against mine
Hehhehh, i would cum so fast
If he started teasing or fingering my butt as i started to climax i would probably yelp or moan really loud lol

Shared mine last night but had sex with 2 road workers in a roadside picnic area while crossdressed.
Even got spit roasted on a table.

there arent levels you idiot. you like dick or you dont. 100% or 0%, stop justifying your 100% gay self

how's virginity going for you? closing in on wizard status?

You described it perfectly. I cum in my wife's asshole and I keep fucking it after I nut in it. It feels really good. It makes a white frothy cream also.

How many encounters your had?

Counting women, I've had 23.

Unfortunately never use a rubber.
Fortunately don't have any std.

You make the dudes wrap up?

>actually bothering to reply about virgiinity when I'm in this thread
>getting this defensive

wish i could've seen it, the two ended up leaving quickly after the fuck i wanted to play with his hole a little bit

yet youre talking about your straigtness in a fag thread. divorce faggot

I'm already married user. He's very wimpy, petite, and new to the AF so he's still timid and scared of everyone who out ranks him. It adds to the fantasy of ordering him to give me his boy pussy.

well yeah you gotta fuck around while you're jerking dick to dick. bite his neck, growl in his ear, call him a faggot. Take control, a lot of dudes love that shit.

fortunately, mentally excuse self from regular testing

Heres another brand new ass picture
Also Im very close to cumming so i can probably only post one or two more pictures before i accidentally blow

I want a 7" insertable 1.5" wide dong. Can't find it anywhere. Could do a little thicker but that's it.

Fuck that IS a hot fantasy. Your head's in the right place thought. If you want to be career military and are already married then you can't make a move (even if he tries to come onto you).

Hope he washes out or gets transferred out of your shop. Little faggots like that (not in a gay sense) drag things down.

>posting 12 yo memes
really you should be underage b& but whatever no need to troll you you're fucking up your own future every day you spend on Cred Forums

Sexted with another man. No joke

Have always been into feminization a little, wore panties when I was in the mood and stuff like that. When I'm horny it gets more severe and I like to play with my ass. Stumbled onto some interracial sissy captions one day and spread my legs while tugging my cock, slipped some fingers into my ass and it felt so right I came on my own face.

We have had about 4 strangers. Like 15 encounters total. We usually meet up for drinks or something to get a feel for him. No none of them wrap up. Usually they are married me who are in their 40's. So some of them are fixed so she gets creampied then takes the morning after pill anyways. We have had only good experiences so far. But again I think it's because we only have over older guys who are laid back and chill.

Yes but a cum filled asshole is a cum filled asshole regardless of gay or straight.

I love doing that kind of thing to girls so i can imagine loving to do that to a boy
I'd probably mount him a lot and grind on him while kissing his neck or grabbing his butt

Chastity pic too because why not

I swapped head with a trap in college. Didn't even know it was a trap at first

given and recieved head

You said it bro. He joined a construction job also. Lol He won't last very long. But yeah we hope he doesn't cry to leadership about how hard we are on him.

>because I'm not doing the same thing
>because my hormones aren't fucked up beyond belief

Let me give you a tip, take it how you want it.

Post in the rants and raves about how you can't find a suitable person. Usually does a good job about deterring initial creeps.

Id give it to you guys great, I've said some possibly legal shit so I'm just saying I wish you guys were on east coast!

Post pics

>In middle school
>At best friends house
>both curious
>"show me yours and I'll show you mine"
>He whips out the perfect dick
>we fool around
>take turns sucking each other
>neither of us finished but was fun
>did it for a few months then stopped

Now being 27 I still think about sucking him off to this day.

Two things I did randomly while also dating girls.

When I was younger I met a guy online. We met at a coffee shop and I got in to his truck and blew him, swallowed his jizz and then left.

About a year after that I met another older bear at a hotel by the airport where we blew each other first, chatted, then let him fuck my ass.

I was just super horny and wanted to give it a shot really.

I'll have to try that out user. Thanks for the tip. We are on the west coast.

>Met up with a guy on /soc/
>put on his gf's clothes
>gave each other a bj

Dunno if you're here or already came, but can I see your load?

doesnt stop me. married and have two kids. still go and find adult men to blow and fuck

Sure, here's another from a slightly different angle. :3

Don't have pics it was spur of the moment and she message me back afterwards.

No problem man. Fuck your wife and think of our conversation one day for me!

I'll do the same Friday night!

>be like, 11 or something
>cousin's like I need to practice for when I do stuff with girls
>touch dicks and smell each other's ass

I still don't know why

> when i was 13 i let my brothers firend take pics of me for 150 dollars
> one year later i let him fuck me for 400
> wasnt pleasurable and felt so cheap and horrible afterward,
worst night of my life

>her

But why though
All those xbox games with that money

a huge faggot

Still here, im trying to post the video
If it won't work ill just post a screenshot
heres an older pic of me for the meantime

Source on him?

Wow, you're a fucking faggot.

Not bad, i'd love to see it spread

Long story short, the friend I experimented with as a kid went trans and wants to know if I'll suck his cock again. I honestly might do it.

Bullshit

It wouldnt post so heres a shitty screenshot of me mid-climax