Cred Forums, what the actual fuck is up with these clowns? They're popping up where I live now, in the trailer park. Several of them. What the fuck do I do about this?
>mfw clowns used to be my #1 childhood fear
Seriously I don't have a gun yet, how can I kill them if they fuck with me?
Cred Forums, what the actual fuck is up with these clowns? They're popping up where I live now, in the trailer park...
Jayden Diaz
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Jose Jenkins
Make em laugh to death or cut off their dick will usually work
I hate Wednesday
I can't wait to get rescued somewhere
Landon Cook
Did you ever see IT with pennywise eh hehehe
I hate everyone
Ethan Barnes
You live in SC too op?
Parker Bennett
OR
I hate everyone on WEDNESDAY
Alot
Aiden Gomez
Get a combat knife or a good(read: full tang, carbon steel) sword. Cheap, can be found online or in pawn shops, not as much red tape as guns.
William Davis
Ohio.
I have this plus an axe.
Thomas Gutierrez
Wow I've only heard about clowns here in SC wtf is up with people dressing up as clowns nowadays?
Asher Garcia
My axe. Which I should also point out, was left on my porch one night. Literally found it there one morning. I took that fucker, rather than wait for somebody to come back and use it
Dominic Brown
I don't know. My neighbor saw them outside my house just last night, and a few nights ago one was in her yard staring at her. She got her gun and he left.
Bentley Smith
I live in Greenville but I'm in Michigan at college right now. You seen these clowns yourself?
Aaron Campbell
its disinfo
viral marketing
Kayden Young
No, I haven't seen one. If I did I'd be full blown panicking and likely black out. Which means more than likely I'd try to kill the clown in a hysterical fit of fear/rage
Probably get severely injured or killed in the process
Benjamin Murphy
Clowns ain't no joke. Gotta do what you gotta do to survive.
Parker Mitchell
Viral marketing fuckko
Jason Rivera
I live in Southern Illinois and they've been seen in at least 5 different towns in my area. It's a nation-wide thing I'm pretty sure that all stemmed from a Facebook post about them being spotted in one area. I'm sure it was only happening in that one area, then some bored dirtbag college dropouts wanted to fuck with people, and so they all copycatted and are just doing it to troll. I wouldn't even classify them as a real threat.
Jose James
Okay, I'm glad some people have been giving me level headed advice.
I'm a bit calmer now and realize there's no real threat from it unless they have a weapon or act threatening.
Still sleeping with that axe nearby
Kevin Allen
That guy's one of the clowns don't listen to him.
Jaxon Perry
They've already figured out who some of them were and they were just trolls, so unless they approach you with a weapon in-hand there's a 90% chance they're just a bored neckbeard or some shit like that. Doesn't hurt to stay safe though.
Nathan Allen
This can work both ways. Dirtbags copycat the people clowning around, right? now if OP axes a clown, other clownhaters will copycat him and start axing their local clowns. Then the clown problem goes away because the dirtbags don't want to get axed, see? take one for the team OP. Axe a clown.
Jace Gray
forums like this in the deep web are organizing for people to dress up and walk around neighborhoods, it's totally legal unless they threaten anyone, fucking genius.
Jose Hall
Boy you guys in the US have a real problem with clowns... I am glad that clowns never were that popular in Germany, except for Merkel of course
Jaxson Thomas
zing
Who ever said Germans have no sense of humor
Chase Richardson
Jordan Williams
If they approach me with a weapon in hand they are 90% likely to become expired trolls. The other 10% will survive their wounds.
Anthony Bell
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Zachary Taylor
They've popped up across wisconsin too. Started as a joke, and I think it's spiraling out of control