Rat wanker thread

what was terrance's chart

I prefer the W
I don't know how you came to that conclusion.

seriously, using IPs harvested from a tf2 server to figure out exact cities and publishing that

what the fuck

You never saw Varden's penis length chart.

I'm playing Skyrim and I can't stop thinking about big strong kind muscley khajiit men

it was like

>real name
>age
>height/weight
>city
>favorite food

if it's the one i'm thinking of then I've seen it at least 20 times

Why am I even on that map thing?
I'm not even relevant. Neither are most of those people.

Someone told me you were Irish or something years ago.

I KNOW WHAT THAT IS

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raccoon isn't exactly a close follower of who's relevant and who isn't anyway

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>BILL.

All I know is he tries WAY to hard to be and just complains to people on Skype about shit when he isn't being a creep.

Hey Bill

>Jonathan
>18
>5'6, 290
>Can't say my mom would be upset
>I don't know I like a lot of it. Maybe spaghetti, or French fries, or hamburgers

nah I'm super american.
my dads side is german 3-4 generations back.
moms side is from andrew jackson like 6 to 8ish generations.
rip u glorious 20$ mother fucker

Because he just started rattling off names and asked if I knew the state they resided in. I didn't know if he stumbled into cocaine money and was gonna make some kind of fiesta roadtrip or start harvesting organs- I just wanted to see what would happen.

thank you your responses have been logged indefinitely

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he's just doing research for the inevitable thread visual novel

>290 pounds
>fav food french fries and hamburgers
c'mon

Wouldn't super American be like, Native American or some shit?

That's...something.
Also I should have a place of my own in the spring.
Haul Chap down here.

Wh-What?!

My fave food is cock meat sammiches.

no fuck that they're siberian trash.
americans are the people that conquered their ass.

It's not my fault...!

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can i have ur recipe

I don't understand...am I in trouble?

I found out I'm mostly a Slav a few years ago.
Might explain my penchant for vodka.

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yes

Place 1 wiener between 2 buns.

also

>he complains too much

I'm not saying the pot is calling the kettle black, but it might be giving a few sideways glances

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wew lad

youtube.com/watch?v=Y9-mYg5VDzQ
RIP you too

WEW LAD.

Life is pretty good lately to be honest.
Only issue was money.

alright time to close thread

Also joke about that image being you or Tom.
I'm too lazy to make it in depth.

I can cannonball harder than anyone, but I'm not sure you grasp the sheer distance I am just from the border.

Jack got REALLY excited when I told him.
Especially when I told him I've been slav squatting all my life.

slavving is genetic man

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Just bring me my lover.

I'm not sure if I should be proud.
I can't even get drunk. Kind of pissed.

Just keep things in perspective broham.

From what I head that's ALL he does with some people.
I at least flirt with you~

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Watch that mouth or I'm gonna charge by the mile- And you won't like my rates. I thought you had an automobile, anyway.

It's far more effective for you to get him on your way down than for me to go get him.

youtube.com/watch?v=UtRKpcSeQ3k

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At least it isn't reproducing

You should be fine, just know that your weight when you were 18 is saved somewhere in the US

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Not in front of all these people. Bahkah.
Yeah, but I'm a rogue element who can't exactly be counted on these days- So pinning hopes on me is like pinning your dick to a runaway train; it was a bad idea in the first place.

That is a shame.
And here I was all giddy about us three finally meeting as a group.

No this is super American
:P

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I still don't understand what this is about and I'm kind of scared...

that get up looks expensive

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And in spite of the silver lining, I can't help but feel the rest of the world heave a great, collective sigh in time- This is the way the world ends- Not with a bang, but soiled diapers.

Shit happens, but hey, just gotta take some things as they come- Or failing all else, get it by your own hands.

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HI I'm Panda, I lurk alot, but I usually look at pics only

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I know someone that goes by panda and I'm mildly sure he is a furry so I am going to automatically assume he is you.

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I know a lot of people go by Panda, but I also go by it...

But yes I'm your friend, remember that time when you said "give me more cocks" but we already used them all up, so we had to go buy more? You fit all 17 of them in you, i was impressed Lol!

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that was a weird trip to the petco store.

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This thread needs more Rats and Butts

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ah, finally, the GOOD part of the thread

dubs of truth

what part is that

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with all the HOT PORNOGRAPHY

you're right let me fix that dom

oh shit what's that quote from?

nice

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I only wish that it was higher resolution.

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Am I fat?

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Yeah I feel the same way about alot of the stuff I have.

nah, you're just right for some one.

Dude that's gay

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That comic was a dirty pleasure for me.

it's only gay if the balls touch.

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i'm trying to get back into it. i haven't felt even a twinge of lust in a week.

That sucks.

what if they slap together rhythmically

unfortunately, it neither sucks nor blows.

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are you fapping too much?
then it is extremely gay but like delicate like a flower. A delicate gay flower.

any idea of why?

i haven't at all.

no reason for conjecture.

the comic is fucking great

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oh weird, how long has this been going on?

a week and some change, maybe. it's not like... a condition i'm worried about.

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Its edgy teen angst.

sauce?

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A porn comic that doesnt feel like a average furry porn comic

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larsenzee.tumblr.com/post/131640235981/fund-this-filth-on-patreon

Juice is gooooooooooooooood

but is really good tbfh

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they don't know that you're going through

but I do

pay no mind what other voices say
they don't care about you
like I do

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Its still edgy teen angst. Its well done edgy teen angst, but that doesn't change the fact.

Post butt in skirt.

delivered

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idk, the story was so cute, with the feels and stuff like that

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Agreed, which is why its a guilty pleasure, but its still edgy teenage angst, and I'm way too old to be enjoying that shit.

Never too old.

there is no limit of age to enjoy some teenager anxiety

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I'm 30 for god's sake.

Snuggles.

My life can be described as teenager anxiety.
Some would also add angst, though true those people just want to hurt my feelings ᵉᵛᵉᶰ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ˢʰʳᶦᵛᵉᶫᵉᵈ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ⋅

And how old do you think I am/we are

Teenage girl, maybe.

I got some garlic toast and pico de gallo.
Things are looking up in life.

Haha, im just kidding. Nothing can make life better.

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and? whats wrong with that?

I'll take that~

That was directed at Nibi because he acts like an angsty girl.

>tfw you are too old to lose your virginity at an acceptable age.

Everyone knows that Yuki is 16.

It's like he won't ever shut up about getting laid or lack there of.

is luc here i wanna say hi to luc

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Come on over and lose it to me.

I know you're eager for attention but im eating a toast, hold the fuck on.

How was your day, babycakes?

Okay, bend over.

You could have let me live it for at least a minute.

He was.

Gets younger every time.
Asking me for pictures, at that age, is illegal in places.

your thighs don't need more toast.

It is all I think about, I am going insane.

You first. I'll be gentle, I promise.

good evening

People in the factory fucked up big time and we lost a lot of numbers for it.

I offered, but you yelled at me.

Attention

Oh yes they do.

It was your fault. You need a spanking.

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Toast?

what

You only get bread.

Ill put your request in the query.

Get on BlazBlue, bitch. We're playing strip matches.

>My job every day

I only like twinks though.

I mean, I can shave and all that.
I don't know how much more I can get.

I don't have any blazblue games though. Which is a convenient excuse to not get naked on camera for you because I'm awful at fighting games.

Completely shave and show me.
Not top of the head though, you will look like a cancer patient.

I think I have an image of my face lacking a beard.
Will post next thread I guess.

Don't shave. I like cute hairy guys like you.

new here

im sad now i didnt get to say gn to luc

Who said anything about a camera? We are going by the honor code here.

No you aren't.

Who are you?

O. Regardless, I still don't have any of them. Thank you for offering tho~

yes i am

Because tsundere sucks if you don't have the energy to keep up with it.

Does it matter?

hello newfriend :3

consider yourself stuck

>consider yourself cucked
ftfy

Yes.

I'm gonna dress you on combat gear and grind you all night

I'm a connoisseur of cute guys.

I don't understand this.

DM?

im addicked

FINE

i dont have a name here but i often talk to luc when i have time and i get in the threads fast enough

I'm a connoisseur of cuties.

Sorry dear

I saw.

>weeb terms

srsly, idk wat u mean with that word but if you like furry theres nothing wrong with liking furry comics with porn, feels, plot twist and that things,

you don't understand much.

Idk why it deleted. Oh well, keep the hair.

WHO ARE YOU

I will remember this the next time you want things.

nibi

What'd you mean?

i dont have a name i said but if you want you can call me oracle or delfi

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I wonder if my apartment complex would appreciate freight delivery. I'm thinking of ordering a roll of canvas that's 6'x75'.