How much practice did it take before you could drink water through your dick? I'm 2 months in...

How much practice did it take before you could drink water through your dick? I'm 2 months in, and can only drink about 8 oz.

Thats not safe

Hoping this is shitpost
If not, youre fucked OP

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Im being for real

It's probably the healthiest thing you can possibly do as a man

Literally what the fuck is the autism shit

im not sure why i decided not to kill myself. Im questioning everything now

It increases your testosterone by ultra-hydrating your entire endocrine system

How do I drink water through my dick?

LOL ur so random!

Just think, people like this walk around you in everyday life. The next guy you see could very well be a dick drinker and you wouldn't even know it.

>LOL ur so random!
If only. Cred Forums is just porn + other, these days. It's not the random board, it's not the semi-random shithole it once was.

i went to public school. The autism on a daily basis just makes you want to die

Stick your dick in water and do reverse kegels. Takes a while to get good at it, but it's improving every part of my life. I used to be bald, now I'm bald but I can drink through my dick

Just another troll. Why do you guys feed them?

You don't, user.

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This guy gets it.

>You don't, user.
Yes, but what if I want to?
To drink milkshakes without getting brain-freeze, of course.

You are new here?

>and do reverse kegels.
Do I just completely reverse the kegals, or do I squeeze and then draw to suction up fluid deeper?

Im 7 months in it took me a while to learn how to do it but you will get hang of it eventually you just need to practice a couple of hours evryday of the week

Please go into your parents medicine cabinet and take all of the pills you find. Not all at once, pace yourself, you don't want to vomit.

Im waiting for the news of some guy having to go to the hospital because he thought this was real

No, I'm just not dumb enough to fall for something like this.

>lrn2anatomy, bruh

Yea, when I first started I'd do it for about 3 hours right before bed because it's pretty exhausting. I know it's a thing that advanced monks do, but I read about it from a "book" my friend got when he went studying in east Africa

First time back in a while, this shit's depressing man. This is the lowest grade bait I've ever seen

>2016, not a dick-drinker

Where can I learn to be a dick drinker?

Google

Drinking water through your dick is not considered "normal" but it CAN help you in a pinch. Say for instance you're being fake drowned by the CIA. By practicing drinking water through my dick hole, I've learned to also expel water from it as well as breathe. Maybe someday you'll master the ancient art like I have