Tinder thread

I have an appointment for my gynecologist and I want to impress, it's not mandatory but I like to volunteer for amateur doctors.

The Jews were in possession of some of the first nuclear arms, that is why Hitler started the Holocaust. If the Holocaust never happened, the world would be in shambles. Adolf Hitler is a hero.

How about we get together, some butter, some wine. See how much of me you can fit down your throat. Wadya say toots?

rollerino

Winrar

rollin for this

Awwwww yeeeaaah. Don't fag this up, OP.

On Earth, where else girl?

I don't think it'll survive past this one

I thought maybe you could give me some tips since based on the look of you it's obviously like a swamp down there.

send nudddssss

If you don't shave it, do you mind if I shave it for you?

I'm not into fat chicks, but I'd totally hit that.

So.....you DONT shave your asshole then?...

WINRAR

lol

It's worth a shot.

Ooops. Forgot screen.

Dubs to store as a recovery?

It's my fucking swamp. I do what I want.

Kek

Quick we're losing her.

I think you need help shaving that tight little asshole.

only help i need is my face between those tits of yours

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Sorry Kelsey that was my mom who typed that stuff. Let's start over.

Look, if you dont shave it the right way, im going to have to do it for you.

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LOL THIS ONE PLEASE

Rollin

i bet your asshole looks like the center of a bagel, dont lie does it?

Classic

Look, i'm really sorry for my previous comments, do you wanna go out for a drink sometime?

Maybe she's a masochist

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I'm sorry, I am like an onion in the sense that we both can't wear turtle necks because it's after labor day or some shit.
Layers.

Sorry not sorry

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I bet she squats 275.

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Dubs knows all

Oh shit she's onto me

Just wanted to say you're gorgeous. I love a girl that can get a good meal down ;)

ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

Tell her you need to lose weight

Cause i'm a faggot who is afraid to show my true identity.

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It's not fake, I'm just really self conscious

why do you not have fake tits? look how much those udders sag

We need a diversion ANONS assemble now

How else can i hide my ogre charm

omg

What? What makes you think I'm not a baguette?

Haha, YES

It's all ogre now

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Hopefully that moistens her rolls.

nice

im rubbing a pizza roll on my dick while i look at your bathing suit pic, youre the one on the right side right?

Reroll

more op that is unless ur a fag?

>moistens her rolls

Copy and paste this

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don't do this please.

Rolling

It's over fellas she left me.

samefag

Roll

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Where's your favourite place to stick a baguette?

Show your profile.

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Oh nice, I got dubs twice in a row.

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So my daughterwife doesn't figure out I'm looking elsewhere.

>Listening to Cred Forums and expecting her to stay

I think it was sarcasm
PS is anyone elses captcha fucking horrible these days?

This is my profile
. Not gonna alter it though to the extreme though, you cancer toads are gonna get it killed faster baby girls in China. Any suggestions. Dubs?

More tomorrow

Why would you go on tinder anyways? Are you a normie fag with good looks? You only have your personality and hopefully you're at least funny. If your fat you shouldnt expect anything anyways just like in your normal day to day life.

I'm just here for the goofs