What is this position called?

What is this position called?

Me and your mom

the little sister

stupid

missionary position for the purpose of procreation

A position OP will never be in

Double reverse cowgirl

Lazy.

lol nigger

the Dick Butkus

inconvenient

eleven dude

fat couples' mission impossible

I don't know but the only time I ever do it is when my girl is feeling all fucking affectionate and gay
We'll spoon fuck on our sides or do this uncomfortable as fuck position, I have such a hard fucking time getting a good rhythm going because I have nothing to push off of or into so it's just something to do until she gets over her girl side and I can turn her ass around and fuck her how I want
This shit and standing sed with her against the wall are the dumbest shit ever

Sex

am 250lb fat man, can halfway confirm as wife is 95lb

The get on top because my leg is tired positing

schwink! you just got hit by a shuriken! send this to 5 friends or get diced!
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more like lil dicks mission impossible.

reverse spooning

/thread faggots

Damn that's gay.

"lazy"

Mike?

no

Oh

>having sex with your gf

gay as fuck

but it already hit me

Semi-sided trucker fuck

cosmo calls that "Now and Zen", but in reality, it's just "Fat guy losing his virginity to a whore at the motel 6 down the road."

"This angle would be so much easier to film if we were standing" position

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TBH I find this position to work really well with my gf
Comfy, but I can still thrust deep into her

how much do either of you weigh? is it you, or is it she who's the fucking fatty?

Neither?

inexistent to the porn industry

useless

The Ol' Whipper Snapper

Cambodian Court

Peppercorn Bing Bong

The classic "Daddy's not a G.A.Y."

as pornhub likes to call it:
"sex"

Slappy's Day Out

sideways missionary position

or

horizontal standing position

I'll Be Home For Christmas

The Curse of the Return of the Mummy's Hand

The Ol' "Take Me Out To the Ball Game"

Uncomfortable

I'm being paid for this

Mega Man Vs. Dr. Wily

learn to kama sutra

If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It

the mamma jamma

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