Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Previously on /waifu/:

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!

Shinoa claimed

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Might fall asleep soon

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Taiga ^^
RIP

>eru
Yeah I do. Dude, worst is when you think of all the possible out come of stuff and choosing the what you might think is best

It must be a subconscious thing. You should dude

>hikage
Oh. The usual

still here


and


well you would see and if you do night

Its really shitty when you're driving home and a feelsy song comes on and you're like "Did I fuck that up? Fuck."
I live in Idaho, try as you might, I've got the upper hand :^]

Will I be remembered for the faggot that I am?
That just always seems like horse dung to me
I wanted to say pass out but sleepy brain can't think
Why is Me seeing bad if I do patting?

maybe i should, maybe i shouldn't
not every picture
>the usual nice to hear

just looking through some emulator shit

im in az, so not too far, don't worry ill take away that upper hand

>hikage

But don't you like talking to me?
Every!

Absolutely. I don't see why not!
>Here Lies (Tsun) He was An Fagget.
Orly? We shall see.

because it would be embarrassing

Claimed

No its not just a feelsy song. It's that moment where you begin to think of all the rights and wrongs you've done and how to fix it for next time

Do it like me

Any specific game?


I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu

fucking faggots

Oh yeah, true that.
Night ^^

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Kek I won't let you make my tomb stone
You don't know what you want do you?
Alright I'll try
Good night

naw just looking at the code it has

you cant see with out the eyes im about to remove

maybe, maybe not
the ones you send are usually good

>hikage

Dern. Well, we'll see Tsun, one day I might just do it.
I can see without eyes, because I'll just use my hands as eyes.

no of course not. that would make things simple

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Do you want to take this outside you pompous little faggot? Talk shit get hit, bitch

Oops..
I'm hurt
I'll just sleep then. Hope you change your mind
Kek.
Have a good evening
I forgot how hard to get you play
See you tomorrow

morning(?)

grr you win this time, but good luck with that "girl"

You too Tsun ^^
>You headin to bed?
Thanks. ^^
>ITS GONNA BE FUN

its not hard to get just how i feel. goodnight

Elle, you just gotta keep pushing. As the Dalai Lama once told me, "If there's nothing you can do to change it, why worry? And if there's something you can do to change it, why worry?"

Oh god CTRL+ALT+DEL

Did RewbyBewbies leave?

>Suika claimu
>Ambien edition

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My motto goes a bit like this. "You wanna change? Look at your old self and beat the shit out of him, but then pick him up and tend to his wounds, you might not like him but he's who you grew to be, and he will help you be who you wanna be. Your past is a reminder that you can become better, and you have become better."

How do join waifu?

You must pick a waifu, and talk to people, that is all.

Claiming Felix

>wew
Mine is "I hate New Year's Resolutions." The idea that it should take an event to change is just resistance to that change. For example "I'll stop drinking tomorrow." No, stop now. "I'll work out tomorrow." No, go today.

It couples with the other part (the one I use to make myself study Japanese or go to the gym): "There is never time. You have to make time."

Not really applicable to dating. I don't know, though ... why beat yourself up? Sure, your past got you to where you are now, but your decisions starting now steer the future.

... I think the Ambien hit me faster than usual.

Also, what is the Wumpus?

Repeatedly ask to "Join the Discord"

>smugcrew

Fuckin sad virgins lol

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youtube.com/watch?v=P7hlTPY1WYk

Claimed

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>claimed

megaLUL

I have several mottos, my main life motto is
"When life gives you lemons, curb stomp the bastard and prove to him that these lemons mean nothing."
Both of the quotes I posted are from the same man, the most badass man I know.
>ironically He's practically a midget, but he's tough as fuck and doesn't let anyone fuck with him
>Like a dwarf.
>Which is why they call him Dwarf.

>Work edition

Thanks for bumping thread guys.

Fucking claimed

beep
boop
Hello World!
how are you?

Bored again?

Sup.

>claimed
How does eternal virginity feel?

Makoto YOU ARE SUCH A SLUT

Hello, I'm good, you?

Ayy senpai

Good morning.

You guys realize you're all fat grown men who are still virgins pretending to be/ talking about Chinese cartoon little girls right? This is why you're condemned to perpetual virginity

Damage control

Claiming Youku

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Ayy senpai

About to go to sleep. Have to get up at 11pm again. Ugh blegh. That picture makes me happy, though.

So he has a Napoleon complex?

Always.

Not much, hi Kokokoko.

Nou.

Ayyy Kitten, how was your drug induced nap?

I'll have some work to do but i'll be back in like half an hour

>11pm
Fucking useless neckbeard, that isn't early.

Why are you up so early?

Pretty much, he makes up for being 5 feet tall by kicking ass and taking names. He's a cool biker though.
Hey ^^

Oh okay

Eh

It was about half an hour to an hour and a half

I'm awake now and i can't get back to sleep, and the nyquil isn't helping

I might play some games for a bit, although it's a bit risky since my dad is home now

how do i find a waifu? i want to join you guys so badly! ive been lurking for months

Watch some animu and find a gril you like, or a dude, husbando is fine too. Actually video game grils/dudes work too.

which character do you like user more than any other?

705850532
b8 is b8
but people are so nice here

Is actually 9 for me
Is not that early
How are you?

My top 3 would be not in order. Hinata(Haikyuu), Tomoko, Taiga.

Oh, you usually wake up a lot later.
Good, probably going to bed soon.

First one is a good choice.

pick the one you like most

Why so soon?

wow stop blogging holy shit

Where the FUCK is Hand-Kun?

ded lol

Hey there Gun.

Well shit, he doesn't like you playing games this late?

I want to start waking up earlier.

I'm going to bed, later ^^
Later Starlight Drifter, its midnight and I'm pretty tired.

Hmmmm
Okay lovely

Claimed
Cant WAIT FOR WORLDS TO START TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Later Gun! Sleep well!

>Lolesports

No

My mom doesn't give a shit really, as long as I do my school work and help around the house during the day

My dad is just a strict asshole a lot of the time tbh

lolisports

Goodnight best gun!

Goodnight, I love you

So Many top tier anime this season re zero, orange. ect.
>nothing next season
FeelsBadMan.jpeg

I know, what a cunt. Soon Kitten, you'll be able to do whatever!

Well played...

Eh, there's a few decent looking shows, but that's more so ones I was already hoping would come out.
>AKA: Brave Witches
Otherwise, ya, season's looking a tad bland.

Night, lets watch more animu tommorow
Love you too

Hopefully he leaves again Friday or Saturday so i can shitpost racist shit on facebook all night, post here and play games all night

Never have anything fun to do while he's hear

Most of these waifus are very cute. I claim Ophelia, from Claymore.

>new ip
nice meme

>home ip
>3g ip

Think logical.

Hopefully.

>Come back from getting donuts at 7-11
>Huge cockroach in the middle of the lobby
>Literally mfw
youtu.be/623Pn98_mH0?t=1m3s

She's a giant, sweet oaf of a girl. Best.

>re:zero
>top tier
please

anyways if you like re:zero theres a 2nd season to look forward to

how is you today

>Turks in the lobby

Jesus christ they're finally trying to fucking invade the US

Only reason it's top tier is because of Felix tbh

Well, I don't deal with cockroaches well, so I'm quite uneasy and paranoid.
Oh, I also got a cat lingerie set!
>It has side tie panties
H-Holy fucking wew...

......alright, you got a laugh outta me. God dammit Kitten, you fucking hambone.

I'm back and I have a problem with my right arm.

>meming about Re Zero
When i read that i literally grinned my teeth. I hope to god ur trolling....
go check MAL faggot its top Tier. Only people who dont like RE Zero are condescending niggers.

Never heard of it.

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Welcome back

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MY RIGHT ARM IS VIBRATING VIOLENTLY!!!

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Beef or chicken?

Any one here play Kerbal space program?

Goodnight, everyone. Gotta be up by 11 tonight.

Beef.

Tsumugi claim

Who else is studying tonight?

Night Booki.

Goodnight.

for trap likers, gays and women yes, the commounity that like likes wimin, is there for the twins and then that small other percent emilia

but its felix tbh

nice set, but can you out wew this bunny set
gotta suck, cockaroaches, just use a shoe of sorts

just hit it a couple times, hitting stuff makes stuff work like new

i won't say its a shit fest, but its like a 5 (5 being average, meaning its not shit), i like my fair share of series with problem

votes don't always mean shits actually good, >hillary and trump
yea they're definitely the best candidates around
yes i know the general publics votes barely even count in the end

vocaloid? can't tell very well
>im only looking at the thumbnail or i am not thoroughly caught up on todays animu

kyouko... hello

goodnight

>hikage

I like chicken and some cuts of pork.

Hello.

That works too.

You're correct.

Hello
Night.

>Tfw you also have a bunny
Uhhhh, might wanna try again, since I have that too...

Too lewd

That's nothing!

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That's not lewd at all user.

You should see half of the stuff I have of miia.

If i wasn't trying to be less slutty, I'd one up you with an actual picture of me in one.

do it you fat lard i know you won't, if you do ill stab my self
disclaimer: there is no guarantee i will stab my self

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We need to see it.

>fat lard
I'm clinically underweight! Besides, I'd rather not post it publicly...

No, don't you dare get the weirdest pocky right now!

do it you stupid nigger

> I'd rather not post it publicly...

PM :^)

Male or female? -m

Why?!

>Female
>On the internet
Fuck outta here with that shit.

You've already seen it!

I like pocky. -m

>You've already seen it!

I don't think I did.

Someone hiding something?

because you mentioned it, now we need to see it
just crop out your face or whatever if you dont want that shit

Reasons.

Inb4 its the butt shot in striped panties again

I think you're lying through tour teeth.

Not hiding per say... just, leg and panty shots are one thing. This is more near full body...

Well....

And here I was thinking you were finally going to pull the whole SSS3 card on me. Would've been the perfect opportunity too.

not accept
he said bunsuit so im getting a fucking bunsuit

Well..?
threads dead mostly anyway

I also think you should post the picture.

I swear I didn't, kek.

shut THE FUCK UP

sHUT THE FUCK UP*

You Karen? -m

Im saving it for later.

The hell is going on

I'm saving my cock to be put in your throat so I can make your stupid little gay self happy

>tfw chen isn't saving his cock to put in your throat

buns

I'm sighing IRL, but fine.

Scared, because you could easily find out who I was back then with it. But whatever, I assume you don't give that much of a fuck.

Suuuuuuure.

>Saving it
What, is it a one time use type of deal?

>It was a bit too small length wise, but the cup size was already too large. Any more would have looked even worse.
Now if you'll all excuse me, I'm going to go regret this and hate myself some more.

>Scared, because you could easily find out who I was back then with it.

first of all nope. second of all wouldn't bother trying anyway.

third of all, very nice.

fucking huge spoon

I've actually never seen that before.

Nice loli

>But seriously what the fuck

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I'll just imagine it in my head. it's almost as good that way anyway.

Someone better be screencapping this

seems like that would be a bit of a mean thing to do.

Absolute madman

why
is not like I'm posting a pic of Syndra sucking my dick.

When that will happen, you should.


I swear I'm going in Latvia or that never heard about country TO FUCKING RAPE YOUR EYES YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER
I'LL RIP YOUR SKIN OFF AND PISS ON YOUR SKULL FAGGOT

you always flirt with the people you don't like it makes me so jealous, chen. all I want is vicious verbal abuse like them, is that so much to ask for?

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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Nice
Nice.
No, but i still want to save it, just in case.
Cant wait.

I guess, but he done it, the mad trap.

Sounds like fun, make a webm while you're at it

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Not trash :D

that's da shit I don't like

It's not that nice.

Everyone always notices those first.

>Loli
If only.

>Implying it's screencap worthy
I mean, I've posted my ass before, and no one screen shotted that...

>Someone just kill me now

I'll slut you
Slut.
Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut.

Don't worry, I am recording this. -m

Total husbando

it's so upsetting. I might cry a little.

it's very cute. you look good in the outfit.

Holy fuck another one
>WITH THE EARS

>No one screenshotted that
I'm sure no ones compiling this right now either


>m a d m a n

Noice.

but you said it before :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

You're very sensitive and you get sad if someone DOESN'T SAY HI?

LITERALLY

THIS /ANIMU/ GUY GETS SAD BECAUSE SOMEONE DOESN'T SAY HI AND AFTER THAT
HE SAYS THAT HE LIKE HIM JUST FOR HIS PERSONA?

dude

that's fucking rude as fuck.

-m

Maybe, but now it is.

you're right. I'm a horrible monster.

first of all, that rip stick is gay i got a nice black with silver one
2nd good you should be drinking that v8, need some muscle on those bones
3rd aren't you a security or something
4th i might stab myself is you give me that giant spoon and fork for free, always see them when i have no money on me, also you gotta use the madcatz
lastly what was the bet, or was ya girl just that kinky

your not gonna use a waifu, just an -m

Whats with this coat hanger man.
Step up your game

nah lol

you're whatever you wanna be sweetie

your words have given me new confidence in myself. now I feel like I can do anything.

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I still only got 3 non-lewd pics. -m