REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

I don't think my wife will like that much...

K

Reply to this thread and your mom dies in her sleep tonight.

Mom is already dead...

I dont think my fiance who is in the E.R will be happy about this either

No we won't nigger. Stop spreading false hope you cunt. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

K

damn who is that girl

poo

Another one?

can i haz girlfriend?

OK

I love goth bitches

My one test.

For Faith

No

i have a special power

i mean i guess

i wish

im gay

...

k

...

Win win ;^)

I'll still fuck it up, but sure

fuck off with this shit.

Women suck. I need a real D.

kk

k

I need a good nut

Ye

fuck it

Ok

...

ill try anything at this point

I wish

Hope so.

Yo

PLS SO LONELY

nice

This might work, also:

But user I am a 28 year old kissless virgin.

k

nig

my sister

kk

fuck off and die

Kill me

Are you all really this fucking sad

...

pls I need one :(

Ik

snoz

wew

kk

yeano

Hi YouTube

I got this girl I've been working on. Can't hurt to try

righto

worth a shot

Ok I did it

Let's see.

sure

Tomorrow meaning whenever I wake up? Or tomorrow meaning ~23 hours from now?

Might as well

sure why not

its not gonna happen tomorrow but might as well have some hope

  ▲
▲ ▲

Oh great Force of TRI
Give me a girlfriend that I can fuck the shit out of.

Thank you.

You're fucking lying but I'll take any juu juu I can get cause I creep the bitches off by being me. Kinda sucks because there's nothing wrong with my looks, just my personality.

Why would I need one. I've got my daughter and these parrots?

K

But, I'm gay.

fuck it why not!

sure why not

Please be true

The pagan shit doesn't work. Repent heathen fucks.

i think will work

ok

Who knows. Here's to hoping.

You have 40 minutes.

Waifu pls

Kill me

Nice meme

no

This thread is too powerful..
Which is why most of us cannot resist.

ayy

okay

Alright, where's my girlfriend?

My left hand is already there, fool

Fuck you

That would be nice

This will work

nice

You mean fat girls?

ok

I almost didn't reply, then realized mine is already dead as well lmfao

i am replying bc why not

k den

please

B

Well atleast the girls I know are all hot
But about 90% are bitches, sluts, or have actual mental problems and cut and stuff like that

Time to hope for that 10%!

kek on this

I call bullshit but what the hell?

would she be okay with a 3 sum? \

every man has to have a side bitch

Mine either. Ah well.

No I won't, nigger.
But thanks for giving me false hope.

If only.

Got a girl I'm talking to as well. Why not try

Sure i will

...

I know this won't work but on the off chance that it does, then here we go.

Dropping in for a very important message.

LETS ALL LOVE LAIN!
LETSALLLOVELAIN!!!

It can't hurt to try.

my cuisine shall bring me the babes

Don't feel like replying

Lisa pls.

w000000000000000000000t

Whelp

lmao alright

Oh i know it'll happen, thanks pupper.

Kay, I accept

*sniff* okay..

lord please I need dis

OK challenge accept it

If you get a girlfriend than god is real.

42

got one alreadi

lonely man checking in, here goes nothing...

>tomorrow
>40 minutes

My wife wouldn't care...

yeeeee

Y not

Yes sirr

yeh lol

Gonna ask a chick to hoco

May the lifting gods bless me tomorrow

...

Alright

I wish :(

...

Allahu akbar

:)

K

i really hope so

let this be true and hope i get a qt one

please

Need a loyal bit.

Andrea

Words that even a human being should never be capable of doing. Never forget 2ok6

What kind of faggot shit op

K

k

I wish it were that easy.

Yes pls.

>tfw you made this thread yesterday, i posted in it, and im still single

That's bullshit! ...

Dang

Well jee, I wonder how.

re roll hahaha

Fuckin lol...

Please help

Maybe you two should talk it out.
What's the worst that could happen?

>inb4 divorce
Better than spending your time around someone who made you wish you were alone.

K

K

Op is faggot

Kill me with kindness

Might as well try any chance I get.

Ok

Fuck im getting desperate

yes

K

Thanks you Cred Forums god

Reply
Also dubs

Ok

plz

Was working on it anyways. But yeah, could use some extra encouragement from the /b-tards

Am I being cynical toward your post by replying with sarcasm or am I a desperate man? I assure you it's the latter.

kewl

Okay

No honor in self recollection

kk

PRAISE KEK

lol we are all sad assholes

I dun belivit

So will she come in the mail or what?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

rolling

K

Well that seems unlikely, but hey, why not.

Yeah?
You have 24 hours or else op gets a giant dick in mouth

...

mfw

Mfw

Cheesewhistler

lol

Please
My dubs confirm it

ITT: Superstitious lonely faggots desperate for human attention.

ok

Plz

hmmm

Spank

All you faggots put the burden of action on someone else.
That's why none of you have girlfriends.

Niggers

I'd more than likely fuck everything up but why not

18 available girls left
18th post after this post is the last person who will get a gf

If u lie to me op I swear to fucking god

Niggers

Nina

Lies

...

:^|

Reply

Lol okay then

asking the girl out as soon as this goes through

...

pls

...

worth a try

im desperate

LIE!!!

wish me luck

shit i hope so

she's looking, guys

o shit

Trips or lies

cool

hope dis is tru

fuckitnothingbettertodo

NAH

...

If I got a gf tomorrow I'd be pretty happy

free puss nice

heh

Wow i wish!

Are you sure about that?

Let's give it a shot!

Can't hurt my chances.

Yes pls

You're cruel

probably fake

yeah come on Tyler, sit on my face already

more

Okay then.

bump

Topkek

Thanks

Plz

i'd better op.

Hillary is a lying cunt

Can it be her?

Nah fam
Casted a level 17 Immunity to all who post in this thread

Pls

God, are you there? Please answer this call for help!

Succ supreme

would love that

rollin

K

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone

If This works I'll praise Cred Forums as the holy god of the internet forever

Kk

K

...

im married

but im a kissless virgin faggot

ez get

I have one though. I can only assume this will turn my current girl bi and send me another. If I get a choice I'd like one with big titties.

...

aight

I've got nothing to lose

rolling for perfect 12

Worth a shot

oppp

ok

Oy vey

Lolz

ok

k

ok

OK I see

K

...

can i also be a demon god and have super powers

pls

Sure, why not

all heil zhe führer

Bait

Unlikely

Rolling

LIES

K

She might....

Promise?

I hope it works

AZERBAIJAN!!!!

Life is a meme

Could use another one.

Hngg

...

Sure

Sure

...

:)

I need to do this to save mine.

I'll let you know tomorrow

ok men

Awwwv yeeah

im gay??

funny

EL OH EL

We'll see

But I don't want a girlfriend

Worth a try...I doubt it

Hopefully

hell yeah

I gosh, i believe i will

fffy

Time for that sweet meme magic!
>girlfriend get
>I'm in desperate need

trplu

Kkk

ok