REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
I don't think my wife will like that much...
K
Reply to this thread and your mom dies in her sleep tonight.
Mom is already dead...
I dont think my fiance who is in the E.R will be happy about this either
No we won't nigger. Stop spreading false hope you cunt. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
K
damn who is that girl
poo
Another one?
can i haz girlfriend?
OK
I love goth bitches
My one test.
For Faith
No
i have a special power
i mean i guess
i wish
im gay
...
k
...
Win win ;^)
I'll still fuck it up, but sure
fuck off with this shit.
Women suck. I need a real D.
kk
k
I need a good nut
Ye
fuck it
Ok
...
ill try anything at this point
I wish
Hope so.
Yo
PLS SO LONELY
nice
This might work, also:
But user I am a 28 year old kissless virgin.
k
nig
my sister
kk
fuck off and die
Kill me
Are you all really this fucking sad
...
pls I need one :(
Ik
snoz
wew
kk
yeano
Hi YouTube
I got this girl I've been working on. Can't hurt to try
righto
worth a shot
Ok I did it
Let's see.
sure
Tomorrow meaning whenever I wake up? Or tomorrow meaning ~23 hours from now?
Might as well
sure why not
its not gonna happen tomorrow but might as well have some hope
▲
▲ ▲
Oh great Force of TRI
Give me a girlfriend that I can fuck the shit out of.
Thank you.
You're fucking lying but I'll take any juu juu I can get cause I creep the bitches off by being me. Kinda sucks because there's nothing wrong with my looks, just my personality.
Why would I need one. I've got my daughter and these parrots?
K
But, I'm gay.
fuck it why not!
sure why not
Please be true
The pagan shit doesn't work. Repent heathen fucks.
i think will work
ok
Who knows. Here's to hoping.
You have 40 minutes.
Waifu pls
Kill me
Nice meme
no
This thread is too powerful..
Which is why most of us cannot resist.
ayy
okay
Alright, where's my girlfriend?
My left hand is already there, fool
Fuck you
That would be nice
This will work
nice
You mean fat girls?
ok
I almost didn't reply, then realized mine is already dead as well lmfao
i am replying bc why not
k den
please
B
Well atleast the girls I know are all hot
But about 90% are bitches, sluts, or have actual mental problems and cut and stuff like that
Time to hope for that 10%!
kek on this
I call bullshit but what the hell?
would she be okay with a 3 sum? \
every man has to have a side bitch
Mine either. Ah well.
No I won't, nigger.
But thanks for giving me false hope.
If only.
Got a girl I'm talking to as well. Why not try
Sure i will
...
I know this won't work but on the off chance that it does, then here we go.
Dropping in for a very important message.
LETS ALL LOVE LAIN!
LETSALLLOVELAIN!!!
It can't hurt to try.
my cuisine shall bring me the babes
Don't feel like replying
Lisa pls.
w000000000000000000000t
Whelp
lmao alright
Oh i know it'll happen, thanks pupper.
Kay, I accept
*sniff* okay..
lord please I need dis
OK challenge accept it
If you get a girlfriend than god is real.
42
got one alreadi
lonely man checking in, here goes nothing...
>tomorrow
>40 minutes
My wife wouldn't care...
yeeeee
Y not
Yes sirr
yeh lol
Gonna ask a chick to hoco
May the lifting gods bless me tomorrow
...
Alright
I wish :(
...
Allahu akbar
:)
K
i really hope so
let this be true and hope i get a qt one
please
Need a loyal bit.
Andrea
Words that even a human being should never be capable of doing. Never forget 2ok6
What kind of faggot shit op
K
k
I wish it were that easy.
Yes pls.
>tfw you made this thread yesterday, i posted in it, and im still single
That's bullshit! ...
Dang
Well jee, I wonder how.
re roll hahaha
Fuckin lol...
Please help
Maybe you two should talk it out.
What's the worst that could happen?
>inb4 divorce
Better than spending your time around someone who made you wish you were alone.
K
K
Op is faggot
Kill me with kindness
Might as well try any chance I get.
Ok
Fuck im getting desperate
yes
K
Thanks you Cred Forums god
Reply
Also dubs
Ok
plz
Was working on it anyways. But yeah, could use some extra encouragement from the /b-tards
Am I being cynical toward your post by replying with sarcasm or am I a desperate man? I assure you it's the latter.
kewl
Okay
No honor in self recollection
kk
PRAISE KEK
lol we are all sad assholes
I dun belivit
So will she come in the mail or what?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
rolling
K
Well that seems unlikely, but hey, why not.
Yeah?
You have 24 hours or else op gets a giant dick in mouth
...
mfw
Mfw
Cheesewhistler
lol
Please
My dubs confirm it
ITT: Superstitious lonely faggots desperate for human attention.
ok
Plz
hmmm
Spank
All you faggots put the burden of action on someone else.
That's why none of you have girlfriends.
Niggers
I'd more than likely fuck everything up but why not
18 available girls left
18th post after this post is the last person who will get a gf
If u lie to me op I swear to fucking god
Niggers
Nina
Lies
...
:^|
Reply
Lol okay then
asking the girl out as soon as this goes through
...
pls
...
worth a try
im desperate
LIE!!!
wish me luck
shit i hope so
she's looking, guys
o shit
Trips or lies
cool
hope dis is tru
fuckitnothingbettertodo
NAH
...
If I got a gf tomorrow I'd be pretty happy
free puss nice
heh
Wow i wish!
Are you sure about that?
Let's give it a shot!
Can't hurt my chances.
Yes pls
You're cruel
probably fake
yeah come on Tyler, sit on my face already
more
Okay then.
bump
Topkek
Thanks
Plz
i'd better op.
Hillary is a lying cunt
Can it be her?
Nah fam
Casted a level 17 Immunity to all who post in this thread
Pls
God, are you there? Please answer this call for help!
Succ supreme
would love that
rollin
K
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
If This works I'll praise Cred Forums as the holy god of the internet forever
Kk
K
...
im married
but im a kissless virgin faggot
ez get
I have one though. I can only assume this will turn my current girl bi and send me another. If I get a choice I'd like one with big titties.
...
aight
I've got nothing to lose
rolling for perfect 12
Worth a shot
oppp
ok
Oy vey
Lolz
ok
k
ok
OK I see
K
...
can i also be a demon god and have super powers
pls
Sure, why not
all heil zhe führer
Bait
Unlikely
Rolling
LIES
K
She might....
Promise?
I hope it works
AZERBAIJAN!!!!
Life is a meme
Could use another one.
Hngg
...
Sure
Sure
...
:)
I need to do this to save mine.
I'll let you know tomorrow
ok men
Awwwv yeeah
im gay??
funny
EL OH EL
We'll see
But I don't want a girlfriend
Worth a try...I doubt it
Hopefully
hell yeah
I gosh, i believe i will
fffy
Time for that sweet meme magic!
>girlfriend get
>I'm in desperate need
trplu
Kkk
ok