THY WHO RECEIVE THE FIRST BAN WILL WIN 31 CHAN POINTS

this is an actual model?

Yeah, her name is Masha from Siberian Mouse. She's got a lot of shit on Pornhub and shit like that. Just give it a quick Google search and you'll find a bunch.

i once got banned just for saying im 17 smh

how long ago was that?

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Mods stopped being fun a long time ago. I doubt anyone will be banned unless they post cp. Have some cp

I am a 6 year old who's been working as an official Cred Forums philanthropist who frequently posts pictures of the gaping anuses of little boys half my age.

this will get me b& in a flash

Fucking cancer.

I'm 12 and what is this?

Mods are Hilary supporters

Bump

I got banned for saying I was 15 before in one of these threads, (I was 20), you legit do get banned for saying your underage, but you won't see the USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST message

She was a model when she was 11 or 12. She made some hc scenes with relatives. She must be 18 now, idk. She won't be making those scenes anymore since everyone got arrested

Ban me if I get dubs

I like Hillary.

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

kys

You mean Hilloli

how can you tell?

CP is best pizza.

Ever since I got gold access and updated my account, ever post I make is private. This because of the CP I posted?

heading over to /x/ to post ICP

wish me luck

I may or may not be over or under the age of 18.

Then what are you?

Yeah only Gold users get to post/view CP.

I'm..... I'm....

I was b& last week for calling mods in a teen thread.
>now I only white knight in advice threads I have personal experience on the matter.

im 14 years old. heres some PG rated chees pizza

It looks like someone imposed a bear shaped honey bottle or a kitten in magic eye format bottom middle

I'm a goofy goober! ROCK!
You're a goofy goober! ROCK!
We're all goofy goobers! ROCK!
Goofy goofy goober goober! ROCK!

"Put your toys away"
Well I got to say when you tell me not to play
I say NO WAY! No way no no no no no way!
"I'm a kid" you say.
When you say I'm a kid I say "Say it again."
And then I say Thanks! THANKS! Thank you very much.

So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!

Hamella bebela zimela boebela hamella bebela zimela bam

I'm a goofy goober. ROCK!
You're a goofy goober! ROCK!
We're all goofy goobers! ROCK!
Goofy goofy goober goober! YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

youtu.be/YCPDVVLUw-4

Raid thread?
RAID THREAD!
Operation anal pains in effect:
Delete system 32 to join us at Anonymous!

Newfag detected

how did you fucking know

Yup.

I got banned once for making a Michigan girls thread. Eventually they removed the ban not long after the ban started.

What the scallops?

KEK linked minds or some shit
im salty you beat me to it though
gg user

You fucking idiot Michigan users are not allowed. enjoy getting b&

Gonna cum

Nigger mods banned me for posting in a ban me thread. But nig nogs can post away in loli threads.

Mods are asleep.

Thank you for this

Gonna get dubs.

Or not.

How do you go gold?

This shit is out of control. Why can google block certain material from us? Under whose authority and by whose standards? Fucking fascists.

NEWFAG DETECTED LOOOOL HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH KEK

I prefer normal milk over chocolate milk.

Kek

>shadbase.com/hilloli-clitton/
Fuckin ban me faggots

where in Mi are you at?

It's the people that report the pics. Be mad at the people who report it to Google.

MODS MODS

What's a kek? And how do I go gold?

MODS are coming, son.

Type your
>Name
>Birthday
>Credit card number
>security code on back
>zip code to main address

If you type it in right they put it through a security filter and your card is charged $5 and the receipt gives your name and password

Just post the parts by the arrows in a post, the rest is automated

Because it's easy to get those videos. And if you think about it, it is more fun
>also mfw you searched that

Hay guys where can I find some of those funny frog pics?
Ty in advance!

100% true. Trust me, I'm a member.

>2016

>Yeah bro everyone on the internet isnt as smart as me bro.

I bet this shit wouldnt work on a 6 year old.

You really think he has a credit or debit card? He's probably not even old enough to have one.

they block it to protect themselves, since it is illegal

>A "kek" is earned when a Gold user finds something humorous, and gives it a kek point. This kek can be traded in for light wares and tendie scraps. Eventually one can barter up to acquire top keks, which can allow you to sell for Good Boy Points.

>One may only go gold with full permission from the committee of seagulls guarding the Fifth Chan.

It has worked before

Google "money frog fuck"

It would be red

Moot and janitors, you will give me Gold status immediately. Should you refuse I will post cheese pizza.

If he isn't old enough to buy gold he shouldn't be here and he'll be banned before me

I saw this work like 6 months ago. it was hilarious.

Paul Westoe
10/19/1998
4000 1976 9546 1308
695
29420

Jason Bourne
4/15/71
4716 4804 7532 9612
5/2021
865

Then he wins the chan points.

RP for League here I cum

It should be working now, BTW after registering your account will be rendered invalid for 3 hours for security reasons.

shit thats my debit card number

Kek

Mods are smellz

Major faggot detected

Rodney Jambon
12-1-89
9808 1100 0233 1457
338
10/21
115 S Dubuque St, Iowa City, IA

Gamergate

i 5 old

I smell my ban a cumming.

How do you get on the 5th Chan? Is that on the deep web? Do I need Thor or something to view?

MODS

Can I earn keks now? What can I spend them on?

Hey guys snacks here
Can I get my chan points yet?

Don't worry, I'm using the info to buy you lifelock

I just got rick rolled looking for the Marsha video
no rugrats

>2016
>still playing LoL
kys

Thanks friend!

Is cp the the main way to get insta banned or is there other ways mods would ass fuck you immediately?

Asking for a friend.

yup

>2016
>still too young to take a joke on Cred Forums
>B& yourself or post some b8

Triggered the sperg

JIMINY CHRISTMAS, THAT'S JASON BOURNE!

If you want an easy ban, ask for cp or post an obvious link to it.
If you want a hard ban, go for a collage pic dump of cp

Anyone else bothered by the fact that posting snuff and contact information are the same ban limit?

How about cocks on /s/?

link?

DING DING DING DING DING, WE HAVE A WINNER FOLKS, COME ON DOWN TO CLAIM YOUR PRI... Oh wait he can't, he's banned.

Waiting for some nigger to be edgy and post cp

Behold, the newest of fags.

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Not sperg, just not a strong enough computer to play anything better, and even League lags.
Then again I've been playing Pokemon off and on for 20 years since I was 8, so you'd think I'm a sperg for playing Pokemon go

Already got banned. Have to use my phone now

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Knew what I was typing

You the one who posted the link? If so, congrats on those chan points.

Im thinking about those bans

He'd have to turn off the wifu on his phone to post or his IP wouldn't have let him lol

Do it, pussy.

No, for something less edgy.

Firefly kinda sucked. Pretty much about as good as a Stargate spinoff.

What's wrong with League?
What do you suggest instead?

Still. Congrats on those chan points. What's next in life?

Oh my fucking god that shit gets me hard as diamonds.

we're waiting nigger, post it

Cred Forums on my phone. Still jacking it.

damn who's she
but looks like she's poor or something

did the mods seriously delete that?

It's not CP, it's "art".

Seriously tho, it's available in local bookstores, libraries and even online (on Google's own site too)

I did that a few times over the last week just because
> I was drunk
>it always seems to work
>classic
And I noticed it is mostly a joke a cis-guy could/would do without repercussions

Wait what context is this for? The comment is deleted

No, the guy who posted it did

>Checkd

Nice trips

some guy linked a wiki page to a photographer who takes nudes of 13-18 year olds

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There was a link to a wiki page of a photographer named David Hamilton, who basically made nude photos of young girls

More of her?

Rip. You'll go down a soldier.

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What's 9gag?

I feel I wasted them

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He was probably upset because he spent money on it and still couldn't win

death grips sucks

Basically any other game

9gag used to troll the shit outa Cred Forums by posting porn and dicks.

tts://m.vk.cm/alum-43971867_190338839

I ain't clicking that shit nigg

inb4
>hands
>free
>fapping

I am not brave enough.

Moreeeeee

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They do. They had one album that got any attention for being weird and edgy and then everyone realize "oh this shit is actually garbage" and stopped listening to them.

Doesnt even work

Oh WOW sounds like a TOTES rad 733T haX0r xDDDDd

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Try adding to it newfag

delete the m.

Name something, anything truly better, but without a pay to win aspect or monthly subscription, and it can't require more than 2 gigs of ram or a system newer than a ps3.
I don't waste my money on things like that since I have house and car payments, my daughter is 2 and in day care when I'm working my full time job.
And pay to win games are worse than the candy crush anything farm hero anything etc.

Kek

404

What was this?

streetlight manifesto is probably the best thing to happen to music

The best thing and you'll never know
>mfw

Still doesnt work

dota

This guy.

Stardew valley

you're so dense, legit if you're over 18 please don't breed

it's just shitty art stuff anyway

I'll blow this niggers head clean off

worked for me tho.

it takes you to toislam(.)ws/audio-aqidah/54-manrabbuk

i can't read any of that shit and it's some audio files of either russian or arabian.

Shit. I was to late.

Requires steam, my 7 year old laptop can't even load that.
Try again

niggers

You realize you have to buy champions with money right? Unless you want to spend many hours grinding points to buy them. Dota is completely free. And you can play it on a potato.

Look it up on bing then, they don't censor

Kek, all shit then

It was all a ruse I didn't see it either.

H p o b
If you can't see what's missing you're too young to net

dota one

l

This guy knows

Show again please

WINNING

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What was it user?

Post dB link

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hamilton_(photographer)

Lol it's just art. I didn't post any nudity or anything sexually explicit. It's just the female body.

Im a robot

I can't, the basic requirements are too much for this system to even run steam.
And yeah, since I've been playing league since 09, and even the skins can be obtained for free now, I haven't spent a cent on it, have every champ and most the skins

More,more,more,More!

ww.drpbox.com/fgjhddcatgodessxch/h/album

Removed some letters. Just to let you thick shits know

Thx, Bro

Last I checked I'd be the only human playing, the rest are bots, just like Counter Strike (the one I got free with half-life 2)

Child pornography.

Something your trips will keep you from.
>I saw it
>Good shit user

youre link broke bro

Pen pineapple apple pen

I can't break the code.

that kid is tall as fuck

Most of the girls in the albums are under American legal age, but not all. There are those images of girls that are over 18. Very, very few depict sexual behavior. It is truly wonderful photography though. I would love to know what camera the photographer used for some of his books. They are of wonderful quality.
The wiki mentions men convicted of owning cheese pizza that included books published by Hamilton, but what can you do? In he end it is simply art.

Www.fuck you.cum

the surgeon is.back

Wiki also mentions that all of those accusations were rejected

A nut for a jar of tuna

I ain't clicking that shit nigga.

>Why won't Google help me find CP
nigga...

Do it pussy

HAILHAILHAIL

It was raided by the feds.
Didn't any tor users notice the government gave them tor?

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Fuck man what was it

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There's a big difference between models from other countries consenting to this style of photography in the seventies and eighties, and the dealing of cheese pizza. You have to draw the line somewhere you know?

I am afraid though that some of these pictures could be mistaken for the wrong reasons.

New one. I was on it a few nights ago.
2.0 for a reason.

And there is a new system to get champs even easier, I could get a new one every three games if I didn't have them all. Til the new one next week during the world championships

You fags are just like franks lawyer in its always sunny

Too Old

STOP THAT

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No moreeeeeeeeeeee

Creepy as fuck, dude probably had a raging hard on the whole time.

My system can't run steam. Keep trying though, I'll just be on League while I wait for you.

sauce?

Google it fag
Just got raided

In a few years, Hillary Clinton will probably lower the age of consent by a few years. She hates kids. Got a pedo off charges of rape of a 12 year old girl and laughed about it in an interview years later. Trump seems perverted too so he'll likely lower it too. It's sickening.

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I saved that a few days ago. Holy shit there is next to no porn of him. It makes my dick sad.

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Felis is best trap

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It's one of some commissions by some artist. There isn't an album.
The traps name is Alexis.

How could that old lying bitch get anyone off?
>why Bill lost the presidency

where to find cat girl?

Same poster: The pedo agenda is likely next.

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Artist name? Reverse search aint finding anything and neither is JX

But seriously, keep posting, next month I get a nice new 8gig ram, 2.5 quad core system. I'll be looking for things to play.

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andava.tumblr.com/

We can only hope so!

Niggerwatch

i'd still vote Trump tho

She was the lawyer and said the girl wanted to be rape and she said it was her fantasy. Can't stand Hillary. She was full of shit then and she's still full of shit now.

Diamonds now
Looks like i gotta jack it now, thanks

jacob sartorias

Overwatch is FtP?

But which letters you removed isn't apparent...

At least trump said he'd get rid of common core. So who knows maybe he does care about kids.

Pumpkin Sinclair, luckily I found his commission site after reverse image searching one day.
If the name doesn't help try Alexis Futa Pumpkin Sinclair or something like that.

Ban me faggots.

He's lying. Don't waste your $20.

>almost all of it is a white trap worshipping black cock

the best.

Nickelback is good

You're not that dumb to miss the joke, are you?
Then you must be underage.
Look up Monica Lewinsky and it will make sense.
>Gary Johnson doesn't use fear or lies

Hi Goatse :)

MODS! Ban him NOW!!!!!

yea buddy, can't complain

I get it. I was just adding that for people who didn't know about the case.

I was thinking that too, but I just typed another post as it showed up.

30 dollars mate. It's worth it.

this picture gets me ban everytime, and I don't even understand why, since I censored it...

> pic related

O shit gl
Godspeed

Do it fuckers.

Yesterday.

Why mods don't like pizza?

you fucked but you will be remembered

Not even that bad.

Tiles > Sinks > Benches

share

I just don't care. The choices are the quiet guy in the back, the lying bitch, or the dumb business man. I'd rather have Donald Duck and Hillary Duff.
That's a month of diapers for my kid while she learns to potty train, or a tank of gas for work, etc. The computer is a present from my wife. She said I need to relax and don't seem to be able to with this laptop I use.

user wtf
Is this legal? I feel like its not

nigga dem countertops>Tiles>Benches>Dirty Sinks

I know, I censored it...
But you can even find it uncensored on Google !

its a cheese pizza you twat

Dirty sinks? That's a bit /hc/ don't you think?

it's cause you didn't censor the one on the far left currently getting cut

Is it illegal to have a debate about circumcision by showing the torture it represents ?

check'd

only if it has a garbage disposal

wait, what ?
I can see shit...
Do you ?

is it my computer screen ?

I admire your honesty. You seem like a dude that has his shit together in a bad situation. Godspeed user.

Oh and Warframe is a fun game to waste some hours on. Tf2 is similar to overwatch. You can pick up some good games for a dollar through humble bundle. G2a has some good deals too when you're tired of free to play.

Im glad my parents left my dick intact
Easier jerking off
Even though I rarely do that

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Looks like it has pepperoni on it to me, but I still see the honey bear

>Diamonds

babe18.ph for an immediate ban.
child porn paradise?

Pedo agenda?

Cant
Even

Overwatch is the top of my list when I can afford it, but blowing off steam on APB and Rift used to be fun FtP too.
I'll look up Warframe and the star dew game.
I mostly use DOS box to play mechwarrior scorched earth and lemmings occasionally I'll do Team extreme Minecraft, or Freelancer. Mostly I just troll them though lol
Gl hf

get out with your shit-tier memes

(I wish I could get a ban but my gf comes on Chan for a laugh and we share a router. Besides I don't have any CP

Figured it out, not impressed.

very similar knot to a fishing knot

The agenda that tries to brainwash the masses into accepting it and wanting it to be legal. See: the lesbian, gay, bi, and transgenders agendas. It's already started by the way, just look at how many people love Toddlers and Tiaras

you must admit the current legal age in the US is stupid...

>You fucked 17yo, you're a sex offender for life

What was it I'm too lazy to try anymore

what is it?

>See: the lesbian, gay, bi, and transgenders agendas. It's already started by the way, just look at how many people love Toddlers and Tiaras

try harder user

You can thank Liberals for that..

Not even baiting.

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>fucked a 17 yo
B-b-but officer I'm only 15

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Is it really like that in the US? In Canada you can bang a 14 year old and it's not illegal

same in germany

bs its 16 in canada

Yup. Thanks to the good old government.

some judges have ruled that underage boys can commit statutory rape, even if they are younger than their "victim"
others have ruled that both parties are guilty of statutory rape

Young vintage looking models. Nothing sexual. Going back to the parent album, younger can be found. Artsy fartsy shit.

State by state, most are 16/17 I think.

fuck it, I'll take the b&

Point is that the link is to a page with actual art-type photography that may or may not be underage in Murka. Not that big of a deal.

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What does age of consent even? Does it mean people 16 to 17 can have sex with 16 and 17 year olds but 18 year olds can't have sex with 16-17 year olds?

but pretty much all states have a "close age" clause
ie Utah
>an adult can have sex with a minor that is no more than 2 years their younger
>so 18 can fuck 16 & 17
>and 19 can fuck 17
>but 20+ can't fuck minors

Depending on where in the US you are, if you're 18 or younger you can have sex with someone from 14 1/2-16 but you need parental consent, Romeo and Juliet clause and the age of consent stuff.

I thought, in most states, that you could have sex with someone at the age of concent, if it was below the age of adulthood, as long as you were within 3 years of their age.

so, a 16 year old and a 19 year old would be fine.

What was in the dropbox?

I think honestly a 16 year old should be able to have sex with anyone she or he wants as long as they're over 16. That's just me.

thanks user!

And I mean as long as the person they have sex with is over 16.

The point is write up a binding legal consent form regardless of age before any acts of intercourse.

nice trips

The box was a bad link. Unless I'm missing something? IDK.

Yeah, I really don't care at all. I'm 31, and not interested in women that young. So it makes no difference to me.

Let's go guise, brush up on your Canadian

I don't really understand how Rob Lowe got off having sex with a 16 year old and he taped it. How did he only get off with community service?