This fucker just stung me. How long so I have left to live?

This fucker just stung me. How long so I have left to live?

>midwest US

Succ

So you guys have floods, tornadoes, blizzards, & scorpions? No wonder it's cheap there

vote for trump faggot

between 0 seconds and 88 years
enjoy your numb tongue

kek

Have somebody jizz on the sting right now, it's the only way out of this alive

You might already be dead. Sorry user

Lel it's not cheap.

youll be fine

its the really tiny ones that kill u

>Lel
Unironicly kys

>kys
Consider actually killing yourself

uni ronicly?

Just gonna sting. Might feel a little weird/sick.

Doctor here, that one my friend is the only scorpion that actually have strong venom to kill you, but not all of scorpions actually injected venom, mostly they only use it as a last resort to defend cuz they really need it in order to eat, if you feel numbness, fever, pain in your stomach go to a hospital

\ maybe if you take a better picture and stop shitposting like a retard we could help you. I have a bunch of pet scorpions btw and handle them all the time so.. you're fucking dead imo

Shit nigga that looks like a bark scorpion to me. Go seek medical treatment ASAP this is not a joke if that thing already got you, you may be in trouble.

Go to doctor

>>midwest US
>new mexico

Go to hospital do not pass go do not collect 200$

shit, say good bye to your family before it's too late dude!!!

Meh. I'm 34 now, I was last stung in the summer of 2011... 2008... 2004...

I think you're doomed.

Oculus no

faggot