Thinkin about benis

Thinkin about benis

My benis is erect for Furry

Nibi likes me and wouldn't make fun of me like that.

I'm not gonna call you anything if you don't have a name.

Call me sir.

still new here XD

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I do that a lot.

I will call you sirra.

>weeb terms
>on a weeb website

Post your butt.

Nibi, this was best I could find.

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thats fine

:P

keep your hair.

You look vastly different without the long hair and long beard, I almost didn't realize it was you for a second.

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Ew

Ive seen that one already. Those why you would post face here is beyond me.

I plan to for the most part.
I have a lumberjack face now though.

Once it's hot again I'll shave for the factory.
But I don't plan to even trim 'till March.

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the guy on the left looks like he could be a major cutie.

Why would you actually do that.

What's fine.

y ew tho. I mean you do it a lot too.

You have me on nothing so this is the only means to show you.

why knot

;3

Shame you'll never know :p

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Are you mentally stable?

All give into Snarf.

gimme felix folder

what gives you the need to ask

He willingly gave snarf ass on the first try, you know the answer to that question Yuki.

sorta newfaggy question but how do you anons distinguish each other on these boards is there a seperate program that you use to detect or like log on with each other or am i just autistic

Who is it? Does he have a bf?

hey pup.

Sniff eachothers asses.

i meant like its fine if you dont call me anything

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You're right. I didn't even need to ask.

A lot of us are in the same building. It's why we call each other by name.

>All

I want a snarf butt

Is he a bottom?

Haha, that is where you are wrong my boy. I think much more about mens abs.

Some creepy crazy Cred Forums lurker knows what you look like now and they are going to murder you and then eat your organs.

ah i see
>still a senior spreglord in highschool
>lives at home with parents
>inb4 underageb&

I mean, I was already going to do that, but he knew that already.

The penis is an organ.

wtf is a snarf ass

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oooo now THAT I can get into. You have very good taste Nibi

why did I see this joke coming from a lightyear away

a sexy butt from a sexy man

You just want to put your face in his butt.
You nasty, creepy Japanese man you.

They will eat your penis like a hotdog.

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I don't think a lot of Cred Forums are cannibals.

You're in over your head.
If you live by the cafe you should visit.

Who even are you.

im getting mixed messages

Can I put it between your buns?

cute butt but it's not snarfs

Kyle give me attention.

>been lurking for a long time so i know what im getting into
cafe happen to be in cali? and jokes on you those are both me

I probably dont taste good since I drink a lot of coffee, but that isnt an excuse not to swallow.

Thats probably what those poor boys thought too when they went out with Jeffery Dahmer.

No one gets to touch my butt until I get to touch at least 5 butts for myself.

You've been visited by the spooky clown of spooksville. Watch out, you might have a spooky ooky behind you. Check your shoulder now.

regardless i am insulted by my ass being conflated with someone elses go fuck yourselves

You can start with mine.

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:(

see, you always tell me to not flirt with you, but then you go and say things like that

Got a kik?

Second thought, maybe I shouldn't even bring it up.
I guess you got me. I don't know you though.

Don't know who that is too.

luc?

You seem to have misread my post, so let's try this again.
>willingly gave snarf ass
>snarf
>the poster whom you gave an ass pic to
Do you understand yet?

fuck you kyle

never shouldve come here
no

Who want's to sit on daddies lap?

I mean twink butts. Smooth and silky like.

That wasnt directed at you, though I do know exactly what you are thinking about right now.

He doesn't understand. He's too new. Don't try.

You were the one who wanted the link.

Yes?

Steam? Give me something because I want that boipussy.

You must be underage.

yeah im too new
this is embarrassing then

Aww...

kyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyle

He clearly knows Squash so he's definitely not new.

>wasn't directed at you
damnit, foiled again

i wanted to say hi and gn if yoy were sleeping soon but they said u were gone and someone asked me
>DM?

Earn my attention.

i regret it
you are already horribly overbearing sorry

however i appreciate the kind words

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>not knowing mugen

>yeah im too new
We all knew that from the beginning.

You know I'm not.

From like a thread ago maybe

I don't really enjoy it here most days either.

I'm not asleep.

dont ruin this for me
does that dick have a tuxedo

Too much work, I will just have Darwin love me extra to compensate

Sorry, lumberjack.

Thats what you get for being like 1000 billion fucking miles away.

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why must you kick me while im down

does it make you feel good
you're still here tho

yay so hi luc hows ur day been?

yes of course it does what kind of pleb doesnt have a dick tuxedo

He and I were texting about loving me more earlier.

Lame.

Nostalgia.

>posts ass
>rejects attention
What are you playing at faggot?

:(

Are you well tonight at least? You seem like it

Nibi when is our date?

Feels amazing.
Nibi rubbing off on me.

Good.

Got this done so that's something

I know nothing about you.

You wouldnt like me anyways. I would be too "girlish" for you like you keep saying.

No, I need ass.

lucy the baphomet, that makes no sense

He has a lot of love to give around.
Text me about love too, we can have pillow talk late into the night.

CUTE!!!

its okay
i dont feel it
i am rejecting attention which necessitates more effort on my part

sir
that makes me laff

I'm Sunday night poster...I'm a bit jealous.

You're like 100 trillion fucking billion miles farther from me than barry.

What a joker

It shouldn't

I don't have your number.

I never do. I just hope.

Yeah, just don't talk in bed.
I could care less about personality if it's just sex.

Thanks

>He doesn't dress up his dick in formal wear for the orgy

Jealous?

>

Because you never give me yours

y
how long have you been hoping

Im not your type

This is what barry looks like irl.

Ah, I sorry. Anything I can do to help?

false

I know.

I don't plan to let a lot of people have the new one.
Darwin was one of the few because I text him enough to warrant it.

Months?

I have preferences.
I don't have a type. I'll fuck most anyone.

after im done fucking myself im gonna go guys i have class in the morning so i dont wanna fuck up my sleep schedule

I guess so...yes

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what do you text darwin about

Jealous of what lil' guy?

Pretty much whatever.

I'm sure that wraps around so we're right by each other.


What

Be creative

Or tell katia he has a tiny dick.

Kinda... GROSS

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riveting

oh gosh your name disappeared

Dont know what you are talking about.

Yeah good point I do not think we would text often. Not because of that it's you and me as much as I'm bad at keeping track of my phone and texting people since I am online 90% of my life.

Its 1 am. I should sleep.

Hey Jeff.

I guess.

Yup.

I aborted a post, but I guess it went through and fucked up.

Off to bed. I'll have my phone and Steam if you guys need me.

im leaving in a second gosh cant u read

actually it's 3 am. hey snarf

dont leave me here

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we just need to pee on you to mark our territory

I GUESS

Someone hold me I'm so confused.

go in your kitty box

I only let George pee on me.

I don't live in your inferior time zone.

No.

alright thats enoughdicks for me today im going to bed yall gn luc and gn whoever replied to me for a ehile tonight

man i dont even know you

please do not steal my avatar it is all i have left in this decayed world

you don't know anything

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I thought this would make me feel better, it makes me feel nothing.
Thanks for adding a null feeling to my night.

what's up?

the word pup and how you used it... connotation and such...I have a job opp in Washington state... and well...an owner would be nice if I get it. Seattle

damn

I half know you

well I mean posting chink images does take up a hearty chunk of my day

sorry babe :/

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i guess that is enough to let me pee on you

>tfw the only thing you have is your virginity and people are trying to steal it and give nothing back.

It's too hot in here and no one in the thread is making sense. What happened? Too many newbies?

Thanks for nothing, I hate you.

Oh, I see. Well, Seattle is ~5 hours away from where I live as nice as it may be to have a pup. Even so, I'm looking for a particular kind of pup.

Dude calm down, some people enjoy that

you'll get some jizz.

if it's too hot then turn on a fan

I love you too

what are your particulars?

your precious virginity
no im super upset over this

I'ma go to bed, goodnight nibbers

I did and I'm still boiling

I dont want jizz

No

Virginities are a precious resource.

why are you so hot?

Don't stay mad forever now

outside of personality stuff which can largely be remolded and trained, no twinks/femmies/transblehs/etc.

My computer is pumping out hot air and it's burning the air as I speak.

Wishing shamans weren't so fucking squishy now.

post your dick

or have you shown me that before im unsure

but youve shown me something

show me your dick
not forever

death comes sooner than youd think

That's the spirit?

so unbalanced, right!?

Ive shown you face and you liked my hair.
I have not shown you dick though.

am i still talking to kyles user friend
show me your dick then

just run your computer cooler

dying a lot?

reserved for me.

Were you?
I don't think so

Why do you want pictures of my dick?

back the fuck off

damn
something to do

New guy is bullying me make him stop.

tfw I've seen it

What are you going to fap to it? Ew.

how? It's so small.

Not in my power.

you went there not me

I;m none of those

Are you Canada guy?

D-Defend me...

wrong punctuation, sorry

Its like whoever made the changes loved the Enhancement's healing Maelstrom thing so much that they wanted you to use it all the time. And then forgot about Elemental.

Not dying, just finding it annoying having to spam heal all the time. And you're fucked if you pull more than 2 or 3 mobs.

You're the one askin for the penis.

Why? I dont know you.

are you questing or raiding or?

No, nh, guy. I should be in bed, but I'm sick at the moment so I have a free ride. in that respect with my current job

it is definitely not small. Above average but not huge, and absolutely beautiful.

youre making it sexual

show me it already

Ah, right. Well, maybe I could be your owner then. You'd still have to submit to a workout regiment, discipline is important.

You removed me from steam, I guess you will never get this dicc.

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Questing. Group content shouldn't be bad, since you don't have to take the brunt, but if anything looks at you too hard, you crumple.

a work out regiment would be great! It would bring me back to my military days. That was 2 years ago.