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well I'm done posting for the night
later everyone

maybe the place'll stink less of vagina tomorrow

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thanks!

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Really, Not even for G/fur threads? Or herms? Because if you fap to herms, your just a little bi.

But I mean, each to their own, man, or, each to their own man.

Haha, later Sunshine.

I wish herms were real. ;_;

night

What can I say. Cuddling up with a gorgeous chick is one of the best feelings in the world.
Had my irl experience with dudes. Not for me. Traps and femboys I was into for a bit too, but again ruined by my irl experiences.

At least you tried it though. That's more than most people can say.

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Hey, michelle light poster, why not hit up waifu 2x or some other image editing software to bump up the resolution, it isn't 2006 anymore

if someone faps to herm on female, thinking of themselves as the herm, wouldn't just be straight?

in addition to or in place of one of the existing?

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I know man. I know...

Yeah, its pretty terrific.

Yeah, I guess im the same. Ive never actually done it with a dude, but I enjoy dildo's and shit. I would like to try it but maybe my "Inner straight guy" would be yelling at me.

Addition to. There wouldn't really be any need for males and females, but I still love herms. I love guys and girls too, but herms are the best of both worlds.

if you have any more art by this guy I'd love to have it. Cant stay long though

When you get caught between the Moon and New York City...

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Exactly. I take don't knock it til you try it to the highest level. LSD ain't for me. Neither is getting reamed. However cuddling with big cats like cheetahs and lions. I mean what can I say, I loved working for a loosely regulated safari park.
Lazy as fuck dude, I just post what I find. Not my problem if you no likey.
Never gone that far, got put off by the rimjob enough. Always stayed on top.
Got a huge folder dude.

you get robbed by tyrone

please post more cub

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>However cuddling with big cats like cheetahs and lions. I mean what can I say, I loved working for a loosely regulated safari park.
Wait, what? Are you serious?

The best that you can do is fall in love.

I fall so far behind... I'm so slow at typing...

Is it weird I've spent years lurking in these threads and never actually posted anything?

Also, your conversations are cute. I wish I had friends as awesome as you guys, gals, etc.

I see that being really confusing, never being sure who does or doesn't have a penis

This artist is so....

Hnnnnng

It's fine! Man, you're too cute.

I lurked for like three years before posting

aww

that's probably better

Hey, wouldn't both me any. I could be thinking I'm with a guy and it turns out he has a pussy, and I couldn't care less. Same thing if it was the other way around, too.

*bother

MORE CUB

>these posters would make good friends

you're just lonely, user. Try a church group. or a bowling league

>more cowbell

Yep. Lion park before it's shutdown and re-opening was pretty lax with how the workers dealt with the big cats, even after someone died because he pissed off a tiger. I reared the most recent cheetah cubs. So I'm allowed to visit them even though it's shut down to the public again which happens like every 2 years or so.
Guess what. You are our friend now. No escape now.
Indeed.

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Those people put on shows. I've been to church groups before. Some of the fakest people I've met.

I want to surround myself with people unafraid to be themselves. It makes me feel better about hating who I am.

rawr

BOC good stuff

I'm so fucking jealous! I love big cats so much!

Goddamn cancer why the fuck is this still a thing. We get it fags Zootopia

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I want to give you a hug!

It's so much cute

then bless you if you can find solace in internet strangers

here's some furry pussy

yay thanks :3

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Yeah, my teen years after high school were wild as fuck. I mean fuck as soon as I turned 20 my life became dull. This half of 2016 has not been my year.

I want to give you my 8.5 inch dick!

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There's cuter things to give hugs to :P

I hear that. My whole has been either boring or just plain bad.

Nah, you're the cutest!

Not in 3d land supposedly.

because there's still no cure for cancer

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Yeah, just not sure how to reboot it into being wild again.

It's the only stuff I really save, though I don't post it cause I'm sure most people here don't want to see it.

Also I like to keep her to myself...

Drugs?

that strawberry

There's 5 cuter things in that picture :\

Other than my usual fix of caffine and alcohol I tend to only smoke weed socially. Not big on coke or Ecstasy and I'm not too keen on trying meth.

I don't think I've ever eaten a strawberry. Or at least not in a very long time.

Nahhh. All of them combined aren't half as cute as you!

I'm sure there's plenty...

What about speed?

wait really?
I thought those were everywhere

b-but more? Also, perhaps you can direct me somewhere besides 7 chan, e 621, and u18 chan

Yee. I don't eat very much, and especially don't like trying new things. I don't like food.

You're weird :O

idk. Haven't seen them around, only gremlins.
Not in my town as far as I know. No opiates as well.

It's true!

weirdest thing I''ve heard

worse than Alex not eating cheese

You could order them off the deep web if you wanted to.

I don't like any fruits or vegetables at all. I pretty much only like steak, specifically a rare filet mignon.

Mmm, steak.

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you could try 8 chan, I don't really know... I got all my cub from loli threads and these s/fur threads...

Who doesn't eat cheese?
Border control in NZ is too good, wouldn't trust them to get it here.

I'm not a gremlin?

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there are lots of other foods though

Well I haven't seen you so no. Cute until proven otherwise.

Ah, right. Well that sucks.
What about racing cars or motorcycles, or skydiving or something?

And I don't like any of them.

Alex, says he doesnt know where he'd find it out there. I've flipped out on him a couple times about it.

Hate to spoil your mental image x....x

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I'm sure you're way cuter than you give yourself credit for.

Working on my license now. Skydiving is too expensive.
Weird.
I'm sure I'll be pleasantly surprised.

>no opiates

Must be nice. My towns full it seems

this escalates to pics with time stamps

Dude, look at War Hammer 40K and go into your local G-Dub Ive met some of the coolest and most chill people in my life from going to a games workshop store. And I live in a sparsely populated area, I could only imagine how much better it would be in a big city.

Well I live in the meth capital of the world.

I haven't checked how much it costs, but I figured it would be pretty expensive. I've been an adrenaline junkie my whole life, but have never had the opportunity to fulfill it. I've been wanting race motorcycles for as long as I can remember. It's my dream to race at Isle of Man TT some day.
youtube.com/watch?v=iRWp9rhfS_0
Shit is fucking INSANE.

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Melbourne?

Was I talking to one of you guys last night about Psychedelics and Microdosing?

Not gonna happen :\

I'm not an adrenaline junkie just a dude who's done some weird shit and looking for adventure.
Whangarei.

damn I don't have more pics that involve cheese

lol is there a lot of meth in Melbourne?

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Yee, that was I.

Aw come on! I'm sure you're way cuter than you think. Would you show me a pic in private?

Ah, gotcha. Do you travel much?

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Did for a while. Had an OE to europe for a year, came back and attempted uni, but working full time and studying full time did not work out well for me. Dropped out end of last year. Going to try again in Germany where it's cheaper, saving up now.

No... >...>

Oh okay.
Your the first new zealander I can non-sarcastically call a sheep-shagger :P

Well, I dont know exactly. But Aussie has a massive Ice problem (what we call meth) Its pushed by a lot of bikie gangs especially up in Queensland. There are so many lawas in QLD restricting bikies.

Like you cant wear gang colors anymore without being arrested.

Ah okay, sweet.

I see. I don't really know why people even bother with university. It seems like a huge waste of money, or at least here in 'Murica.

Aww. But I still think you're pretty cute!

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I know right? Haven't seen any decent sheep furry art though.
It really is there. In Germany I'm going to be paying at least a couple hundred euro for my degree there rather than a few thousand for my degree here. Either going Anthropology or English teaching.

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Well good luck with it because everything's fucked over here. Doesn't matter if you have a doctorate or a GED, you're not more likely to get a job either way.

Yeah i dont know about uni, Im going to have to chose if to go or not pretty soon. Its rough, one one hand, its expensive, even in Australia, on the other it could be the best decision of my life.

Report him for raping you. Laughing man.

Haha, yeah I know what you mean. Not many sheep-shagging videos on the internet either.

just showed up in the country a couple weeks ago. They seem to over react on legal issues, not sure if I'd take that as a sign its a big problem

also still disappointed that welsh and NZ users can't seem to bring in any sheep girl pics into these threads

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True that. Which is why Germany offers cheap uni to foreigners too.
Plenty of goat fuckers though
Same.

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Yeah, but there are a tonne of bogans you see that have like meth sores and shit. And considering I live in a tiny area, I dont want to know what Melbourne and Brisbane are like.

a goat is fine too

It ain't worth it over here. In may be better for you Aussies, but it'll literally ruin your life over here. You'll be $50k in debt from student loans.

That's good to hear. Hopefully you'll get a good job. But the way they're forcing rapefugees in there, I wouldn't count on it. I'd be very careful if I were you.

of course.

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I should buy some goat cheese, haven't had that in a while

I haven't been here long enough to know what bogan means, not that I'm much trouble with the accent in general

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Fully aware, but Hamburg and pretty much the majority Lower Saxony is saying "fuck off" to the national government with setting up refugee camps there. And since Hamburg is their only major port and pretty much has the power to become a city state they're rolling with it for now. Keeping it covered up in international media for obvious reasons though. Needless to say that was my favorite part of Germany and where I'm planning to go to uni.
My parents have a couple on their lifestyle block, they get me to butcher them since both of them are too squeamish. Goat meat is some good food.

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from what I've heard about bogan just hearing about it, it's like most similar to a coonass

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I only had it once, made me sick to my stomach (tasted good though), but I'm pretty sure that was because it was from some ghetto Caribbean place

Yeah, I mean goats are less cuddly than sheep. But whatever, im game for fucking just about any animal.

Just doing some googling it looks like it costs anywhere from 11k - 35k USD for a bachelors. But Its not too bad.

Bogan is like a scummie bloke that is like poor and is un-educated. Kind of like american-rednecks but less country and more "Wanna be rapper" type of guy.

you're killing me over here

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Yeah that's more than certainly the reason. When I cook it, it's good shit. No repercussions there.
Pfft, at least I have standards. I probably wouldn't do a Rhino or any pachyderm. Probably.

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okay

I ended up with about 40K in debt for mine, but it depends on where you go

you compared to something else I''ve never heard

Then that's good to hear. I wish you luck, broseph.

Not too bad? Uh, yeah, it's really fucking bad, man.

Chur

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Your saying you wouldnt fuck an elephant? I would, even if its only for the story! Oh, could you imagine how big an elephant dick would be....

Yeah i guess that would be the main factor.

Well, 35k is shit but 11k is bad but, not as bad. Gotta look on the bright side.

Bogan == white trash, but not necessarily white

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Basically dumb people that think that every idea they have is fucking genius :O

Coonass is more in reference to Cajuns, I always forget that's more of a local term to Louisianna and not more widely known... Sorry >...

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God I've been watching so much of The A-team I feel like smoking one of my panatellas. But I also don't like smoking when I'm not socialising.
Not bi dude, and fat chicks just feel too Oedipussy for me. Never going there again I'm afraid.

thin elephant smut is also hard to find

but yeah the costs get pretty high, mostly because they tell idiot kids that college is the way to a good future so people that shouldn''t be there go and push prices up.

A-Team is soo good :D

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and knowing is half the battle

check

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Been watching the series in the background. In all my circles of friends who compare ourselves to them, I'm always Faceman. But I still smoke Hannibal's brand of cigars anyway.

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Haha yeah, i guess. But I mean, you dont want to say "Hey guys listen to this. When I was in Africa i stuck my dick up an elephant trunk."

Haha, yeah i guess.

I don't really know how I'd compare to them, I'm not near cool enough @...@

I still disdain human feet on anthros. Big paws anyone? I'm low on paws.

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>nosejob

Oh shush, I hope you got to suck Gabe's dick before you left ;P

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The way that artist draws faces is just so adorable ^..,^

I'm good thanks.
Doesn't matter, are you the planner in the group, the crazy one, the grumpy one or the talker, not necessarily suave mind you.

Fagits

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