So what does Cred Forums think of the recent "killer clown" sightings all over the US

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I'm glad I live in the country where the most powerful race is born.

Good luck, Shartinmarts.

These guys are the heros we all need. imagine a bunch of clowns shooting up a school.

I don't know much about this but I am kind of thinking it is viral marketing for the new IT movie coming out next year

sightings in Lansing Mi this week. I think it's just a spooky meme

Then what about this shit
>Marketing

Thanks, it's getting a bit out of hand, it was bad enough before they showed up

I wouldn't have thought anything about it, but now that people are getting hurt I'm ready to busta cap.

At least you fuckers could always just start shooting them

We've been trained to shut down in actually dangerous situations. Why do you think no one ever stops shooters?

Fucking retarded. What kind of kid follows a creepy fucker with a clown mask and a boiler suit into the forest because he offered them candy? Bullshit.

Juggalos are really getting serious huh

So much this
Fuck these creeps

Fuck yeah they are, they don't care about faygo OR jesus anymore

You guys don't feel like dressing up as a creepy ass clown and hanging out in creepy places at night? I can't pretend I havn't felt something inside me tugging at me to join them

Relax every this user gets it

Just a bunch of closeted juggalos coming out of hiding since it went out of style

it all started on anonymous boards like this in the deep web. some of them even started to link up and try to get as much people around the country to walk around their neighborhood with a clown mask. fact is, if you're not threatening anyone. cops can't do shit. that's the sheer genius of it. i wish we had that form of unity and overall badassery. but the age of computers is dead for us surface dwellers.

So is this a real thing or is op a faggo

until God Lord Trump passes the Bozo byezo act allowing clowns to be shot on sight

It's a real thing unfortunantly

fucking legensary

Yea except the arrests being made because of stalking and one arrest for child endangerment because some bitch left her kid at home to dick around in a clown mask

Also the stabbing

And this is why I don't leave the basement
Will start making preparations for mass clown genocide

It's like we have a fucking wendigo epidemic

you can't get arrested for sitting on a bench with clown overalls though can you.

Its fucking marketing for the new IT movie and you cunts are selling it well

: ^D i wish i had the balls to leave my house

It's just a bunch of trolls trying to be creepy as fuck. I can't confirm if they've broken any laws, but I've seen plenty of news articles about spotting's. I kind of want to dress up like a clown and hold people down and lick their faces for a disturbingly long time.

TN fag here, we've had like 4 or 5 schools be shut down or put on lockdown because of nearby clown sightings. we're starting to get more and more sightings, probably ICP faggots

>One arrested was 64 year old man
he accused himself and self-surrendered
99% chance he doesn't even have a clown costume
he is probably looking for some free end of life prison medicine

ahah i want to do this so badly... i'm a twist

The people actually dressing up as clowns and hanging out outside are selling it well. It'd be new to me for a marketing campaign to make the news and not have them clarify by now.

Mannnn yall Juffalos be on some whack shit
Ya be neden holes 4 reals we just tryna drop some psycho murda madness wit some real carnival killa shiz
fuxkin piggy azz chicken gizzard male bitches

jesus why get yourself arrested and stab people for marketing? this is a terrifying awesome troll. fuck halloween going to be a hoot.

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Shit in Vancouver Wa?

Do it, it's a meme that Cred Forums isn't part of. Claim possession if arrested or questioned for great lulz.
>Have you ever encountered the spirit of half beard? Well this is just like that, but with a clown, similar to the legend of the Wendigo. The spirit of half beard can possess anyone with a beard any time. Just me mentioning half-beard puts whoever reads this in danger

Comt

Can't confirm that they actually hurt anyone though. Confirmed for being creepy as all fuck

It will be, it could already be there. You should check the creepiest spot you can think of at night, a lot of the clowns do shit in the deep night according to the news

Yea man you a fellow 360 ffag?

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trips of truth
ICP in this bitch taking shit over
Straight Miracles

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Articles incoming

man fuck, i'm such a nigger i wish i was 50 years old damnit. why can't i be older?

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If anything, those trips only further aid the implication that these clowns are dangerous. As juggalos are legally a gang

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We've been fighting with them here in Denver. My friend punched one and took his mask just this week and now there are tons of them talking shit on Facebook. I'll shoot them dead in the street if they run up on me.

>half beard
explain more please

Moar

What will you do when we've won? When everyone is like us, part of the grossly incandescent clown hivemind besides you?

Moar

Jalals moved to US

No but you could get your ass kicked pretty badly. Not saying i would. But some people are horrified of clowns and fucking hate them. I know that if a clown gets to close to my older brother he'll either attack it and run. Or just run like a bitch. So i mean its a 50/50 shot at getting your ass kicked for "a prank". Sounds like a shitty deal to me.

Moar

Some of these costumes are actually pretty good. Now I kind of want to make one for me and one for my girlfriend to wear meanwhile we do sexytime. Could be kind of hot.

Yeah but thats when you get arrested.

Well I felt an extreme energy compelling me to shave half of my face so I could be half beard. I was hella into it for no fucking reason. Later a friend had the same problem, also seen it here and plenty of places around the internet. A feeling of utter compulsion and helplessness as you become half beard, half machine.

>Sounds stupid but if you fuck around and declare yourself as half beard I can almost guarantee someone else who witnessed it will

What will I do when we've won? Exactly what I was doing before these pussies in masks started jumping people here. Fuck that shit. Nigga can try to jump me but he'll be put in the dirt quick.

10 clowns would take my place

Yeah I've never met another one one here and been here close to 4 years

WE ARE CLOWNS WE ARE ONE!!!

Police are going to start shooting these fuckers

>Bozo byezo
Top Kek

but it's so edgy and perfect.. and i mean edgy as in a pure sharpened edge, it's art. i respect anyone that did this. so beautiful 10/10

How's my clown outfit

Or get fuckin killed by a nigga like me. Glock 10mm on my hip.

Fake ass shit.

10 more clowns would get arrested for being retards.

I'm considering buying a clown getup just for the off chance that somebody chooses fight and not flight and kills me.

Vancouver ? I'm over by orchards park area

Yeah no shit, I just really like the idea of an alien parasite slowly taking over peoples brains and they just kind of chill around being weird as all fuck and slowly we realize humanity has already lost

>Those clowns just got 10 feet higher

Oh i do agree its fucking hilarious. Just doesnt seem worth it to me. To get shot/beaten for "a prank" just sounds beyond dumb.

- "Oh my God, you shot him!"
>"Well, ma'am.. He was.. Uhh.. Being a clown."
- "Was he dangerous? Was he armed? Did he have a gun?"
>"Well, ma'am.. No, not exactly.. Uhh.. He had a balloon."

I go out there to smoke weed and cut myself anyways

#ClownLivesMatter

Alright there mr edgelord. we get it. Yous a hard ass nigguh.

damn

I'm pretty sure just dressing up like a clown could be protected by the first amendment. But I just read that a sherrif is bringing it to the fbi and homeland security as "terroristic threats". I'm not gonna let fear drive me, but it would be a huge mistake for a clown to fuck with me because of the second amendment.

I'm near battleground

At the same time?! What a weird ass combo, you giving blood sacrifices to the clown gods?

damn if i had the balls to leave my room i would do this. i would ask you to screenshot your post, get myself arrested and give this deposition, so well done. i'm a great actor, god i would do so well! or get killed whatever.

>Dresses as clown
>Yells at kids and scares people
>Forget you live in open carry state

Get shot by white dad in flip flops and plaid shorts

this

What you should be asking about IT is why did Pennywise show up in 1958, then 1985 and now we have clowns in 2016. The book itself talks about a 30 year cycle. Publicity stunt that went out of control?

No I just love the feeling of blood dripping down my wrist while I'm high. And then cauterizing it with my blunt

Why haven't people gone and started hunting them yet?

because clowns be scary

Some faggot with a clown profile pic made threats against the local public schools.
Goddamn juggaloes at it again.

Ayy lmao

Yeah I saw these really spooky clowns the other day
barely had time to snap a photo I was so scared

Those clowns just got 6feet shorter. If you catch my drift.

>Be me
>Just clownin' around
>Police show up
>"FREEZE! HANDS UP!"
>I don't understand if they want me to freeze or to put my hands up
>Just to be on the safe side, I keep one hand really still, and put the other one up
>They open fire at me
>I'm hit, and losing blood fast
>With my final breath, I pull out my clown lipstick..
>I draw a sad mouth onto my face where there used to be a smile
>And I say..
>"That was not a nice jester".

fuck i wish i could post the webm of a clown hitman u would fucking love it

Oh shit
Ho reef uck
This shit is real faggots mark this anons words
Were fucked
I'm boarding up and preparing for war on these fuckers

You should have called the police to report gang activity.
>I'm serous, any time you see a juggalo you should call the cops because LOLOLOLOL @ official gang designation

OOOOOOOHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO You've found me!!

kek

Nope, by the way im the greatest drift catcher theres ever been.
>those clowns still have a overall gain of +4 feet. still spoopy as fuck

That won't help, have you tried checking your crawl spaces and drywall first?

rate my clown getup on a scale of spooked to holy shit

Bump

this is a 10/10 spooktastrophy
I'd say 4/10 but I'd need to see a picture in the dark, lighting can do wonders

Spooky wooky

Bump

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Fuck nah faggot. I'm about action, not no edgelord fag wizard shit like you.

The time for action has passed, now it's time to clown around. No tears now, only dreams.

Action is just beginning. I'll be in Denver hunting these pussies all weekend.

It's just a prank bro

>Gets shot

Video games over the years have made me hate clowns
>Tomba 2
gotta help a shitty clown
>Dark Cloud 2
clowns with knives in the fucking sewer
another clown that gives you presents but half the time it's fucking poison shit
>Twisted Metal
friends always picking the fucking op clown guy with the ice cream truck
>Final Fantasy 6
do I really have to explain this one

I'll run down from Canada to help, all I have is an axe though

God dam I love America

The first place clown hunting will become a thing

I'll be joining the efforts brother

You'll be consistently outnumbered, a lot more of the population is infected then you think. It's safer to just stay in doors, the government wants to minimize the panic and try to secretly deal with the virus. Just like how the news won't report about the Native American law breakers getting they ass kicked

>axe
>the clown weapon of choice
confirmed clown DO NOT TRUST

Quite possibly... a hatchet??
>HE'S ONE OF THEM!!!

hahah, naw it's a 2 handed norse axe, stupid sharp and made for killing. It'll be good

Yeah but will you be good? A melee weapon puts you at risk for contracting the virus

But you don't have to reload.

Boy
The end is near

If magic is all we've ever known
Then it's easy to miss what really goes on
But I've seen miracles in every way
And I see miracles everyday
Oceans spanning beyond my sight
And a million stars way above em at night
We don't have to be high to look in the sky
And know that's a miracle opened wide
Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas
And everything chilling underwater, please
Hot lava, snow, rain and fog
Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs
And I've seen eighty-five thousand people
All in one room, together as equals
Pure magic is the birth of my kids
I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids
The sun and the moon, and even Mars
The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars
UFOs, a river flows
Plant a little seed and nature grows
Niagara falls and the pyramids
Everything you believed in as kids
Fucking rainbows after it rains
There's enough miracles here to blow your brains
I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
And music is magic, pure and clean
You can feel it and hear it but it can't be seen

Music is all magic
(Are you a firm believer in miracles)
You can't even hold it
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
It's just there in the air
(Are you a firm believer in miracles)
Pure motherfucking magic
Right?
This shit'll blow your fucking mind
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)

Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling
And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
Solar eclipse, and vicious weather
Fifteen thousand Juggalos together
And I love my mom for giving me this
Time on this planet, taking nothing for granted
I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly
Miracles ain't nothing to lie
Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy
And my little boy looks just like daddy
Miracles each and every where you look
And nobody has to stay where they put
This world is yours for you to explore
There's nothing but miracles beyond your door
The Dark Carnival is your invitation
To witness them without explanation
Take a look at this fine creation
And enjoy it better with appreciation
Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast
The wonders of the world, mysteries the most
Just open your mind, and it ain't no way
To ignore the miracles of every day

(Are you a firm believer in miracles)
Magic everywhere in this bitch
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
It's all around you, you don't even know it
(Are you a firm believer in miracles)
Magic everywhere in this bitch
Shit's crazy
(Do you notice and recognize miracles,
So many miracles, the magic miracles)

Kys

I didn't know guy fierrie was the lead singer of ICP

I hope you stand on my street at night
I'll put one between yours eyes

This.

>yours eyes
calm down Cleetus I bet the clowns couldn't even find your trailer park

green bay Wisconsin. That's a little close for comfort

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>shoot clown
>claim you were extremely terrified
>get off

fuckin clowns how do they work?

LIKE MAGNETS

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Source?
Fellow tnfag here?

Real thing. Been happening in my town as well.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coulrophobia