Be me

>Be me
>Make the mistake of signing up for yoga
>Literally only man in class
>QT-3000 on matt in front of me - Amazing feet
>We all bend over and arch our backs, can see up her shirt and her butt flex
>All I want are those feet
>Lean in a bit further for a little sniff
>heaven.jpeg
>Told to hold the 'downward dog' (stupid fucking name) pose for five minutes
>Can't take her feet's teasing much longer
>Her toes wriggle as she tries to keep balance
>I know what they want
>Lean in and lightly kiss her sole
>No one noticed
>Decide to give them a little lick
>She noticed, kicks me in the face - apparently it tickled
>"user, what the heck?"
>Everyone is looking at me now
>Pretend to have fallen, land on her feet and calves
>"Oh no. I lost my balance, sorry."
>Jackpot
>Everyone looks back to the yogi
>She smacks at me a little as I rub myself against her feet
>Removed out from yoga class

Didn't want to take yoga anyway.

just get a hooker you wizard

Op, where did you get the nerves to do this ?

That's illegal.

What did they smell like?

OP you're lucky to not get arrested for that kind of brazen shit in this day and age.

Way to take the male race down another peg you faggot

Pretty much like what I imagine sex smells like.

this
Why do you even like the smell of feet, absolutely disgusting
i can understand if you think feet are cute, i guess, but that's repulsive

>what i imagine sex smells like
well i think i get it now
go get laid, dude

>male race

American education everybody

Op is a bossingly gentleman scholar

If like to thank the California public school system

this

so is sexual assault on a foot you freak

Tried. Got hit by blue balling bitch.

Bull shit, niggers are seriously falling for this?

That's not sexual assault.

>kiss her sole
>give them a little lick
>rub myself against her feet

Ha, ok grandmaster.

I was clothed.

Right, rapists get off scott free if they have socks and a scarf on

The term sexual assault refers to sexual contact or behavior that occurs without explicit consent of the victim.

whats so bad about finding female feet attractive?

Exactly.

I'm pretty sure attacking someone's feet is regular assault. Remember reading a story about something homeless guy running up on a little girl, rubber her feet on his beard and some other shit then dipped, and they said he could only be charged with a misdemeanor, and that's cuz it was a little girl.

kiss lick and rubbing, not sure what he rubbed on her foot but still.

Hips. Nothing more. This was like a year ago.

Oh boy, California
one of the reasons i moved when i was 5, my parents didn't want me to become a tard at those fucking schools

I'm not from California...

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