S/fur

Well, clearly not the talker, being unable to speak :P

Probably the grumpy one? Definitely the one my roommate would pick for me...

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She looks like she wants to be licked >:3

I should probably find food though

So you'd be BA Baracus then.
I know right?

I wish I could lick her.
Hell, I just wish I had someone to lick at all.

Actually an elephant trunk dildo would be cool too. Man, I should work for BD.

Seconded.

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Thirded

Ooooh :3

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I'd be happy with a rodent or rabbit hybrid one, didn't see that on their site before

sup dawg .///.

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are you volunteering as tribute?

Really tired for some reason, probably going to sleep in a minute. You?

;)

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Ordinarily I am not a fan of bimbo tits, but there's something about this guy's art that does it for me.

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It's this one character that does it for me.

Well... people lining up to give licks is kind of a turn on :P

I bet you'd be fun to lick.

We have a volunteer ladies and gents!

super coot :3

Can't blame ya. She's fit, but also had work done, that sort of thing.

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You guys are silly...

Hehe.

Who /newretrowave/ here? About to play some vidya and listen to some.

fuck yeah. 2 things I'm into.
Not as silly as you'll be after we have a go at you. ;D

The fuck is that? I'm just listening to some dark ambient shit. Love dark ambient.
youtube.com/watch?v=8aas1Qrksls

Was just coming on before I go pass out. My alcoholism took me over today. so I'm exhausted

Diss nice bread. Keep it up fags.

Good lord this artist is trash

Ah, sorry to hear that. I hope tomorrow is better.

Fuck yeah New Retro Wave. Who are you listening to?

Mine lives in symbiosis with me. I get drunk all the time, including now.
Obvious bait.

o...o

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I work tomorrow then have a day off on friday. so it should be good.

Don't listen to it often but it's good shit

Think 80's-synth/guitar-jams-meets-dystopian-metropolis feel. Stuff like Kavinsky, Miami Nights '84, Lazerhawk, etc.

The VHS Glitch - Evil Technology album.

And see im a functioning alcoholic. I only drink heavy as fuck when i dont have shit to do. Like when i get off work, and when i get a day off, or when im going to work.

Yeah I have no idea who those are. I'm a metalhead who likes to delve into extreme and/or obscure metal. And occasionally classical or ambient.

That's good shit. Who's your favorite NRW artist?

This artist knows how to draw cute faces :P

Same here. I can stop when I need to, but don't when it's not necessary to be sober. Shit's great.

Still not as cute as you though!

Try some sometime.

I waffle between Kavinsky and Lazerhawk. Redline's my fucking jam.

I may someday.

Damn it. She has a dick.

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You can be kinda creepy O...o

>that fucking leash

>captcha says "select the airplane"
>check all but five boxes
Really.

Fagget beyond redemption.

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Good stuff. I think I like Kavinsky a little better, but Lazerhawk is definitely a close second. He's the artist that got me interested in the first place.

I wish maids really were that cute :3

>Not using legacy
But yes. That whole ensemble, damn.

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Just got to find a cutie to put on the outfit. Going to volunteer again?
>I hope you do.

Being creepy is fun.

You guys need to get good at leashing your maids.

Hey Mous.

No, I'm too lazy to be a maid anyway :O

This VHS Glitch album just keeps getting better. Dayum; gonna have to buy it.

There's one where he has a character in a different character's kinky-as-fuck outfit. Like a body harness, cuffs, ring gag, collar, etc. I particularly like that one and the ones of that other character in that outfit. The condom necklace charm is kinda silly though.

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Oh damn

but weird :O

That's fun too!

Damn, fair enough though.
This one?

Collars are cute :3

Calfjobs are good too

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Now *you* are weird.

hey man. I got to work henocide again, so I'm once more covered in blood. I got free popcorn from one of the wetback lunch ladies though. It's ok.

Yep. gonna shower, then dump some octamous.

damn right.

Are those panties hooked to the pole behind her ?...?

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Nice, man. Free food is always cool.

What about pitjobs?
Noice.
Don't believe so.

At least I'm not some homo faggot.

Me neither.

Why don't you, ya know, FUCK if you catch a chance? Dick in pussy, that kinda stuff. I never understood footjobs, calfjobs, earjobs, or anything that isn't some sort of penetration or a teasing handy.

It looks like they have some kind of latch hanging down behind the gusset :O

I like that smile. Is there more?

>implying Alex will ever get a chance
He is the only one here who is more likely to be a permavirgin than me.

That's the one. I'm a kinky bastard and like that sort of thing.

I think it's the pull for the crotch zipper in the panties.

Does a good job with the translucency teases, too.

Nope, sorry.

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Yes.

Armpit? No.

Kneepit? Definitely.

(flavortext) is always an option.

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>si
k?

Yeah but I don't think it's attached. to anything.
Whereas I'm more of a simple man. Give me a fit girl with a slim body, and I'll do anything to that, cause damn.
Fair enough.

>filename
lel

Having rumanumyumnum myself.

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I like them like that, too, it's just a + + if I can get them into a kinky outfit. Or vice-versa, 'cos switch is fun.

C'mon everyone has the chance to have sex. I would fuck alex, im sure he would find someone.

Who was the guy that was having the "Chubby" debate two night ago?

I guess... Maybe I'm too tired...

I should go crawl in bed...

At least I won't be sucking dicks on the streets any time soon.

You know, a "clean" edit of this was posted on /k/ a while back. I can't remember if she was in skivvies, or fur was covering the bits, but someone dumped /k/ themed furries a bit before I made my exodus here. Kinda why I came. Anyone got that edit?

I asked why you wouldn't into actual sex if given the chance, ya blue pinata fucker.

I dunno who was having that chat. Also that's gay man.

I feel you bro.
But it's so fun casually dropping hints to you cutie pie. Oh well if you must.

That pot is off-center. This will not end well.

I would also be interested.
You got any more of those /k/-themed furries?

Cause faggets.
They legit afraid of pussy. That's just how they are.
So they invent new ways to satisfy themselves.
Other ways, not normal ones. All kind of "jobs" footjobs, armpitjobs, dogjobs, horsejobs, childjobs shitjobs, etc.
The list is long, maybe even infinite. Faggets were inventing stuff from the beginning of times. They just had to...

?...?

I'm confused....

>asks why i wouldn't into actual sex
>proceeds to call me a blue pinata fucker
>fucker

Come on, all the creepy and crappy flirts so far. It's fun. Or should we go to bad pick up lines?

Eh, oh well. I would be up for it.

I guess I'm pretty bad at flirting :O

Fuck, thats a sexy ass.

In my current state I more than certainly am too.

Oh, and bikinis are top. Grew up in Florida, my first GF had a great figure and a little purple bikini, the seeds for that fetish were sown.

I honestly don't know how to respond to that.

sure. gonna dump a few and shower now.

Furries fuck everything up. They obviously won't known how to cook in the wild, and would resort to sucking dick to survive.

Sustained fire, or three round bursts.

Or both barrels, if we're going old school.

Well, you responded with that, I guess that worked.

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That licking is too good.

Never had a relationship last long enough to see them in one. Kind of sucks.

You confuse vulgar slang, insult, noun with an act.

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I didn't realize you were flirting x...x

But I've never really flirted properly before...

I've never seen a bikini and there are beaches less than 40 kilometres all around my house.

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*Classifier

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Far out dude. That's really sad.

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Why is Shimapan so cute in 2D, but be such a let down in 3D x...x

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Stop fukkin lying all the time.
It's ok to do it sometimes. For fun, joke, troll.
But not ALL the fukkin time.

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>IS
>camo
>desert
>cheetah
What is this, furry version of World of Tanks?

This was all the way back in 9th grade; she, her pops, and most of her siblings were going on a canoe trip down a river and invited me along. She and I were in one canoe, her dad and the siblings were in the other. Had plenty of time to just talk. I was too prudish/upstanding/naive to tell she was coming on to me pretty hard at a couple points. My God that's the biggest mistake I ever made, not continuing that relationship.

>yfw too many rads and you also see a cazador ahead

>ACOG & EOTech
I find this funny for some reason.

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>sure. gonna dump a few and shower now.

Thanks boss.

>Sustained fire, or three round bursts.

Kek. You right.

True!

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Sucks dude. My last one ended because her ex decided to come back.

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>CAC card
fucking lol

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I don't even know what the fudge you're drivelling on about

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Seems like an explosive relationship.

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How bout inflation?

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If those were actually what the Charlies were like I could have won the damn war by myself.

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Out of curiosity, does anyone have any Monster Hunter-related stuff? Random thought popped into my head.

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Grow up.

Only if it's uteral inflation due to impregnation

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no u

>filename

Kek.

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I'm falling asleep in the chair...

I'm gonna go get bed :3

Night cutie

:O

Coot :3

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