S/fur bread ride fred and pals do things

I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

Fuck i love ETS2 better than american.

There is nothing like putting on a video or a podcast and trucking across europe.

I dont knoew why it linked that one posy I meant to link

So, a Venture WB Edition.

What's your truck of choice?

I went back to ETS2 and was side swiped by someone trying to merge left making me immediately exit the game in anger

Why can't they see my truck?

I havent payed it in a while, so Don't really have one.
I enjoy Volvo's though.

Thats why you should play multiplayer. AI is fucking stupid. I hate merging lanes. Always get hit, and the I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT!

The traffic sim doesn't seem to handle large speed differentials that well for merging traffic. I'm usually hauling ass, so the middle or left lane gives me the most options.

>150-160kmh with 22t load
That was sporty.

Try a maxed-out Scania. You don't miss the 20HP from the best engine, and it's not nearly as tippy as the Volvo (somewhat longer wheelbase).

But what about fines?
Just look out for the cams?

Well, I'll need more money, and hire some workers. but Man, now I want to play ETS

550 Euro fine when I'm hauling a 60k plus load? 0 fucks given.

Yeah I guess. For the like 30min it saves you.

Is that tsampiko's art?

Honestly, I have no idea. I just save images I like.

Most probably.

I want to boop her nose.

add flavor text then. Helps you remember.

Figured. New art to me, but I recognize the style.

I want to boop an ammo rack.

I've seen it a million times.

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I really want to play metal gear rising. Wish it was available on the xbone.

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Sorry dash. Too tired to post. I'm off to bed. Hope this thread picks up eventually.

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No problem. Night, Mous.

Interior crocodile alligator

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My friend was just broken up with by his gf of 4 years that he lives, and has a kid with. All I know is he likes Tool and Dr. Pepper. How can I help. I was thinking buying him the Salival? album.

How much do ducky keyboards and Xiaomi powerbanks cost there?

Buy him some cocaine.

I don't know where to look and Hes more the weed type anyway.

Well I don't know about Ducky keyboards, and have never even heard of those powerbanks, but I'll check. Gimme a few minutes.

I was joking. I have no idea.

...and you call yourself a good goy consumerist whore?

Um, no?

Thanks for nothing DASH. GOSH.

oy vey

I don't fucking know how to help. I don't even know this guy. Buy him some weed or something, I don't fucking know. Why are you asking us?

Just be there for him. Just let him know that your there for him in tough times.

Seems reasonable, but I don't know why you're telling that to me.

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And this is why sometimes the gfur never-use-post-replies system makes sense sometimes.

Yours was the most recent post about it, I just clicked.

A Xiaomi 10400mAh bank is $15, and a Ducky Shine 5 is $150.

Fucking FUCK. Calm the fuck down m8.

I told him if he needs anything to let me know. He needs a place to stay so I might ask my uncle who I think has a place nearby for rent so ill look into that too. Maybe ill talk to him about a reduced rate for a while.

It never makes sense. It's always stupid.

Uh, okay.

I'm calm. I just don't know why you're asking us.

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Shh, guys.

Were all friends here. Chill

Fuck you, stop disconnecting.

Have you tried getting an actual fucking PC?

The Capitalists wouldn't let me have one without giving them blood, my right leg and my firstborn

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>firstborn
>implying you'll ever have a child
But yeah, that sounds about right otherwise.

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>those frets
Jesus, what the fuck?

And the tuning heads too.
Fucking awful.

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Your the type of guy who's porn would be ruined if he saw that the computer screen was unplugged, aren't you? xD

He's what we call an Autism grandmaster.

Not really, but I sometimes get autistic about cars or guns in art, and now guitars since I'm wanting to take mine apart and put new shit in it.

No, I'm *The* Grandmaster of Autism. I also hold the title of *The* Edgelord.

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Just fucking with dash. We friends

A true sensei in the art of Autism.
Wax on, Wax on. Wax on, Wax on.

Haha, well nothing wrong with being knowledgeable.

*The* homo fajet

Who are you?

Yee. Just not long ago I didn't know a damn thing about the internals of a guitar, so I decided to learn about them that morning. Later that night I completely took it apart, rebuilt it, and decided exactly what parts I want as well. I'm autistic like that; when I want to learn or do something I will literally not eat or sleep for hours or days at a time until I do it.

That too.

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Fuck man, I know that feel. If only you could put it towards curing cancer and actually useful shit xD

Speaking of not eating, I'll be back in a minute. Gotta get something before I starve to death.

Well I better keep this thread alive while dash is gone.

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SO uh, Hows everyone's day going?

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Fuck forgot image.

It's 6 AM. I woke up at 1:30 PM yesterday. Haven't slept yet. May not sleep until after I go do my vehicle registrations. Aside from that, playing vidya and polishing off a cup of coffee.

I still only have like 6 days to live

Theres nothing like that feel after an all-nighter. Its terrible because you know you have to go the day without sleep but its also really refreshing to see the sun rise.

C'mon alex, dont be like that.

Tell my gov't to not "be like that".

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Hah! Yeah, right. I'm not even close to smart enough for such a thing. I didn't even finish high school, and I have no career single aspiration I've decided on. The only thing I give a shit about right now is getting a motorcycle cause I GOTTA GO FAST. The closest thing I'll get to curing cancer is building a motorcycle from scratch, and that's a very, very far cry.

*single career
Sorry, got a little dyslexic there.

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Welcome back dash.
Dont put yourself down man. You never know. Im glad that your trying to build a motorcycle from scratch, give you something to do. And, isnt that all we can ask for? Something entertaining to pass the time until we die?

you could also cure cancer by killing every human

>your trying to build a motorcycle from scratch
No he's not.

Ah, yes, I misread. sorry, dash.

So tell me dash, what type of motorbike are you thinking about?

I suppose so. I actually have rather fantastical ideas that I'm sure I'll never fulfill.

That's easily the hardest thing for any person to ever accomplish because we've survived catastrophe after catastrophe. Curing cancer is infinitely easier than human annihilation.

Not yet that is. I plan on getting an old 250cc or 300cc bike and turning it into a race bike which is a great start.

I'd like to get a used Yamaha R3 to start, then modify it to be used only for the track. After that I want a cheap naked bike, and maybe build a bobber from an old Harley or something.

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Yeah, it's that "hate to be awake at this time, but clear roads, crisp, clean air, and a glorious sunrise ahead" feeling. I did a night like this a few weeks ago, hopped on one of my motos, and rode randomly. Got back home around 10 or 11 AM, went to bed, woke up at 3 or so and felt great.

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Man, dont doubt yourself, you just have to commit to it and try. Worst comes to worse you fail but even then, you can say you've had a damn good try.

Well, to be fair. havent we already achieved human annihilation? if you were to dispose of the understanding of time and accept that time only exists as a tool to understand our motion through a four dimensional space time.

Thats sounds awesome man! you should try it, even if you fail tremendously. you gave it a shot.

Oh man, now i feel like an all nighter, or waking up early, just to sit outside in the calm air and watch the sun rise over the hills.

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I don't know about you, but Master Joe Stalin made great strides in curing cancer.

Well to be fair we dont have to annihilate humanity we just have to decrease the average life expectancy so you die of another cause instead of cancer but allow the human race to continue.

>Man, dont doubt yourself, you just have to commit to it and try. Worst comes to worse you fail but even then, you can say you've had a damn good try.
Eh, true. I don't like trying things though.

>if you were to dispose of the understanding of time and accept that time only exists as a tool to understand our motion through a four dimensional space time.
Deep shit, man.

>even if you fail tremendously. you gave it a shot.
Nah, it'll be a piece of cake for me. I'm really, really good at building shit. This is especially true because I spend so much time learning beforehand.
I once spend 12 hours learning about the carburetors of a Ninja 250 back when that was what I wanted. I already know how to completely adjust the air/fuel mixture by adjusting the floats and jets of the carb. Yeah, that's what I mean when I say I get autistic about stuff like that.

No the fuck he didn't. Stalin was a cunt who didn't give a single fuck about his people. I sometimes wonder if you're trolling or actually that fucking stupid.

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>Eh, true. I don't like trying things though.
Yep, I know how you feel dude.

>Deep shit, man.
Keeps you up at night.

>Nah, it'll be a piece of cake for me.
Perfect, you have no reason on to. I mean, maybe apart from funds.

This artist has mastered the hispanic short-and-thicc body type.

>carb floats
My DR650 doesn't have a way to adjust the float. At least, not that I've noticed nor read about. What's the adjustment typically?

>I mean, maybe apart from funds.
My parents own a successful business, and just gave me $1k cash because they bought my bro and sis Macbooks. I don't think money would be an issue anyway.

I don't know the number exactly, but I know that it's hard to get right. It's easier to just get a jet kit, or pay someone to adjust it.

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>I don't think money would be an issue anyway.
Perfect!
You dont think you could float some my way? :P

>all this talk of bikes
Ugh, now I'm lusting over my dream bike again.

How much? I don't have a job right now, so no actual income.

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Nah, Im making it through. its only for goods and shit. But everyone can use a little extra money in their pockets.

Meh, I honestly don't give a shit about money or material items. That's why they always give me cash for my birthday or Christmas, and I always save it because I don't have anything to spend it on. I prefer to be charitable really.

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Well, thats good attitude to have man. I would like to think im not a material person but, I sort of am.

We all are to some extent. Even myself since I want to get a motorcycle for my own pleasure. However, I could do without pretty much anything. Growing up poor and being grounded from everything all the time for no reason made me not give a shit about having luxury items, but still cherishing what I do have. I'd be fine living with absolutely nothing and being homeless.

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That sounds rough man Im glad ypu've gotten something out of it. Im happy for you.

Eh. I've learned some lessons over the years, but my life isn't really any easier. Still severely depressed amongst other problems, but I guess I'm still somewhat rational. Life is still chaotic for me. Or rather, completely uneventful until something ridiculous happens, then it's back to the same shit.

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>mobile

Hey dude.

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Fuck, that hits close to home man. I used to be there man. You'll be alright..

Maybe.

Hey man

Sweet alex.

It was me all along.

Yeah, trust me. Just gotta be strong.

I see now. Yeah I still have no idea how to help.

I'm not good at that. So bad in fact, that I don't even bother trying anything anymore because I almost always end up failing.

It rough man, you just have to keep at it man. Life is a struggle, that's what makes it life.

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