Well, about 6 months ago I told you faggots and Faggorrettes I was in line to inherit 500 billion dollars from my Uncle who use to put his finger down my asshole when I was a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal, signing papers and waiting for shit. It's official. I am the richest Mother Fucker on Cred Forums. A lot of you were begging for shit from the last time, but I may make someone's day right now.
First person to roll Quints gets $500,000,000 just leave your Paypal
rolling for [email protected]
Lol, pasta with money sauce
im gonna win my dude
dont you fucking doubt me
because im one lucky prick
this is going to work if i summon my powers
also too high to realize this is bait
fuck my ass daddy
This is literally bait
If such is true.. Lowering to free SHIT for the next dude to get dem quints
Roll
get 4444
You're a little late friendzo
timestamp or gtfo
500 billion, eh?
Give it to a charity for cats.
I dont even want it
SwewS
i believe this 100%
link to archived bread, faggot
Cuck
500 mil $ nice bait m8 its impossible to store that much in paypal.
Go suck your real uncle dick and maybe you will get a candy. Nice fake story m9
quintz pls?
ILL ROLL QUINTS WITH MY VERY NEXT ROLL WHICH I WILL SIGN ON ONE CONDITION
OP HAS TO TIMESTAMP HIS PAYPAL WITH OVER $500,000,000 IN IT IN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES
>signed: you are a fucking baiting lying piece of shit kill yourself
poorfag
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Paypal would look the recivers account immidiently...
Just a little brains and a feeling for the numbers would explain everything. There are not many people in the world having 5 bill $. Besides that, the money is always (!) in assests and not stored on a paypal account. It's in companies, shares, whatever.
Giving away 500 mill$ would equal the amount of several mid-sized companies.
If you can prove to me that you have $500,000,000 in your paypal account, I will legitimately give away $1000 to every user that posts in this thread.
>500 Billion
if you could give an image that wasn't taken in japan that'd be great
rolling bc i like this type of bait
Old and unbelievable pasta
Hi. After a lengthy legal battle I finally got the Milky Way from my uncle who use to probe my cloaca. First to roll scrizlets gets Sol and Alpha Proxima.
>500 billion
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Trips should receive something perhaps wormbait.
Yeah maybe just 10 mil for trips?
Is that a childs penis, ive never been to sure ...
sure
It's actually cgi'd. The baby in the photo is his daughter
seems legit
100% gonna fail
Really? Well shit
Oh yeah, I remember you. I called you a buttfucking queer who is nothing more than an unredeemed Sodomite. Anyway, check my single digits.