>be me 20 year old >used to be isis >left islam >get my first girlfriend who i met on a chat >we see eachother for the first time >she gave me her first kiss >we see eachother for a year everyday >we mostly had good times > "wow life isnt shitty for once, fuck you Allah" >We get into fights >i break up with her >she gets a new boyfriend her parents introduced her to >she said she still loves me >we meet up >"so, what did you wanted to tell me?" >"i just wanted to say im proud of you" >she blushes and looks away >"so did is our last time seeing eachother" >see her heart get broken and she almost gets a tear >"do i have to walk you back?" "No you're a psycho i dont want to be seen with you and you might stab me in my back" >"alright" >and we split up >my universe will never be the same >i'm glad you came, i'm glad you came.
Bye chaima.
Liam Anderson
Fuck off sand nigger.
Dylan Roberts
I'm Morrocan
Henry Morales
Did you at least get to make some cheese from her milk, I've heard mixed things about it
Easton Wood
Yeah. She had cup C tits
Blake Adams
Dang so you had to put 4 bras on her?
Angel Martinez
that's the worst kind of sand niggas
Caleb Carter
Kek
Badr hari lacrim french montana
Jason Thomas
>used to be isis > survives leaving ISIS without being killed Probability of being sleeper: High
Julian Wright
Pic of me
Gf looked like the girl in thread but with glasses
Logan Fisher
fuck these isis niggas!
Joseph Hughes
I was about to loan 20k at the bank then go to turkey buy an ak cross the border
But right when i was about to go to the bank my mom called crying saying she saw a man who looked like me so i started being skeptical about going
Connor Brown
I'm sorry to hear you lost your love. But I'm so very proud that you tossed religion aside.
Best of luck in life my friend.
Adam Roberts
I'm implying your girlfriend is a goat. Did you figure it out?
Anthony Morales
OP the best shit you could have done is leaving ISIS and that shit religion you were in. You got a white gf. Surely you can get another one. Just keep enjoying life, eat whatever you want to eat and DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT GO BACK INTO RELIGION.
Elijah Powell
It's okay, it was a nice experience.
Thanks user
Yeah, but i think its the afghans who fuck goats.
Kek thanks I wont, dont worry.
Eli Baker
I take it life must be hard as a terrorist. I guess ISIS funding is also very complicated to sleepers. Perhaps you can do some human trafficking to finance your project?
Brandon Hughes
Btw she was morrocan but she had a white skin
Oliver Watson
It's ok, it could have been black, white, indian whatever. Just keep going with the bacon and forget about the middle east. Are you in Spain/France? fuck off out of those shitholes. Go north and find a decent job. I'm with you, OP.
Evan Hill
>be me 20 year old >used to be isis >left islam >get my first girlfriend who i met on a chat >we see eachother for the first time >she gave me her first kiss >we see eachother for a year everyday >we mostly had good times > "wow life isnt shitty for once, fuck you Allah" >mfw when the might of Allah strikes qt gf down, rendering me a lonely autist again. I then post the story on Cred Forums for sympathy >mfw when none of this story is real and I just wanted attention
Eli Hill
I live in Amsterdam i love it here. I have my own appartment at 21 yrs old
Ryder Baker
Good. Keep it like that.
Charles Gonzalez
they will kill you if you go back. you're a derserter