Car Thread v.1.6

Exactly like mine but it's gray

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i have cancer

guess my age and occupation

Not even close, I'll add in 2 more of my cars to add into the fun

Yeah I really only got it for the fuel economy, as far as games go I've been smashing overwatch though

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a-are those... Bentley wheels?

'04 Sienna

Pretty close to mine

...its mine...no pic from internet..

They're pretty fun cars though, gotta admit. I've been playing to much CSGO to take up overwatch. The beta was pretty fun though

Im sorry to hear that. Hope you'll get better

Yes they are
20"

keeps women locked up in a basement shelter, uses different trucks for different crimes to avoid detection

Resemble as in have 4 wheels and a few doors? Some glass here and there? Maybe headlights and taillights?

All part of VAG - they share parts to keep costs down, so I'm guessing common hubs and bolt pcd

Dear Murrica, please explain why this compact

SE? Ecoboost? I own a 2016 Fusion S. I was NOT going to pay 3500 more for a turbo that only produces 6 more hp than the base model.

>base model bmw
narcissist, likely an arab

hard to say, but its VW so your probable a fag

blue collar, refers to HC as killary

nigger

pretty cool guy

good taste m8

Love how when I post my cars I get nothing but rape answers. Tbh chicks love the bronco for some reason

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internet pic of le car

Im not a nigger. Jelly of my car ?

28, office yuppie, wakes up at 7 Ish, gets home round 5:45, weekends off and eats Wendy's at least once a week.

VW fag here, used to own a beast of a Nissan GQ patrol before this

Actually I'm voting Hillary since she seems to be the lesser of the two evils

(in the truck guy)

when you have your mouth gagged and fear for you life of course they 'love' the bronco.

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Is that you stone cold?

Internet picture, but for the rest it's the same

oh, look, another boring, cookie cutter bmw...

go

X-train t-30 2004.
He is old and grumpy, but i love him dearly.
Inb4 i never had a girlfriend, which is true.

Female car

Shaggin wagon/10

Extrovert, average height, not thin but not fat ass, blonde hair, shitty beard

Can't go wrong with the Benz !

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3 kids, your life is pretty stressful because you don't make much money considering all the expenses the kids and wife rack up.

meh not really, I don't really get the appeal of phaetons, just get a BMW or merc if you want a nice german car

pic from the web

2013 Dodge Dart Rallye

Someone guess my age and occupation.

tits or gtfo

Total faggot, is voting for trump, calls Clinton crooked Hillary, packs it to interatrial porn, has one token black coworker

Except when those repair bills come... Faggot. Enjoy all those expensive proprietary parts

Noice color

Sex

Looks shooped, or alternatively like a tiny German girl sitting on a dragon dildo - you pick

Valvobro

Classic family man

You are a hairdresser who can't park?

Slav

Posting one more of my cars for the fun of it, love seeing the answers I get

This but differebt rims that look nicer

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What is it? I have an E36. Mine looks similar.

Its a passat CC (CC for the newer models) I get that comment alot but I like these cars. Everyone has their opinion ofcourse

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I am just leasing it. No repair bills .

Delivery driver, smokes a lot of weed, eats a lot of cereal

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>Dodge Dart

A far cry from the older Darts. What a poor modern twist on the car. Ugly as fuck. Looks like an older ford focus. KEK

Actually I'm a Hillary supporter

Linus tech tips

>leasing

Nigger?

It's a CC. They bretty gud

07. Can't wait to get the new one.

Na I just work for a Benz dealership and got a sweet deal.

>steals shitty used cars, that one in particular was previously owned by an illegal mexican

Someone with good taste

I hate the car. It breaks down every other month. Would much prefer a old dart.

Pic from the internet, but looks same as mine

Naw dude. Darts pretty cool looking. Performance isn't outstanding but is good for how little HP the car has

I love his pink lambo! I bought the grandam in my pic for $120 and figured I'd have some fun with it

Probably just a hipster then

>Naw dude.

Stopped reading right there. Yeah "dude."

Pushes his car home upwards a twice a month, but pretends he does it for the gainz

Well. Not sure if you pulled off a Linus. Actually yea you did

>Darts pretty cool looking

bawahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

It sex until the repair bills come because the person who sold it to me was a lying cunt. 10/10 car still though.

DORIFTOOOO - Professional gloryholer

Correct. 97 Bmw 328i -- e36 2.8 6 cyl inline

small penis, you like to refer to it as a feminine penis.

2008 Ford Falcon BF MKII.

Not quite the same as mine, Mine's a silvery-blue, and the rims are slightly different.

Pretty good car, specially with the mileage on it.

Can't stand hipsters actually. Its completely possible to be a truck owning gun loving redneck and not support trump

damn thats ugly....

mein. no internet pic.

Pic off internet but same except for being a darker blue.

This pic is actually from about 4 years ago. Linus definitely did it better though

Back to Eurochan, eurofat. This site is for AMERICANS.

asian cali cunt with rich parents and a start up app company

Ausfag detected

Yeah mine is a 98 323i E36 6 cylinder myself in a gloss deep navy blue colour.

The driver leather seat is pretty perished now, do you have that issue too? Every other seat is perfect but the driver side is very worn. Looking to get a replacement maybe.

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fuck, eurofats have arrived

Fuck you dude, thats a boooneeefied 3.0 -77 fuel injected Baader Meinhof wagen right there

Not my picture obviously but I drive a 2007 Holden VE Calais.

Old picture, changed the rims and replaced the front bumper.

> Euro

Ford Falcon is one of the most popular four door sedans in which country?

stay mad eurofat

Don't you have a migrant crisis to solve? KEK

Europe, obviously.

That's fine but it's impossible to be a redneck and support hillary

NOt mad, just not entirely sure Americans know the difference between Australia and Europe.

Evidently they do not.

a woman. if not a woman a trans man

Cool looking but pretty shit if not modded

>NOt mad
>caps locked
>confirmed butt hurt

Also detector is off the charts.

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Eh it's pretty decent, picks up nicely, sadly it isn't twin turbo. I do plan on doing some work in the future though

fuck. bitches liked the roof though.

Mine

likes 80's music and anything vaporwave, thinks he's good with women but is actually a tool who wears too much cologne at night clubs.

I'm pretty easy to guess

Too poor for e-class

I'm a horsefucker (the /MLP/ kind not the farm kind) who owns lots of trucks, a few guns, works as a soundtrack producer for indie games, and supports Hillary. I'd say mudding and doing some shooting every weekend still qualifies me for redneck status.

>picture of an empty parking spot, with a Golf Wagon in the background

1.6 diesel.

Norwegian 19 yr old that bought his car from his mom.

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Older, and got it from a old cuple.

What he said

Nordic, not asian
Not cali, not even murica(pic from interweb)
No rich parents(these mercs are cheap as fuck lol)
Not interested in apps.

:)

Eh, not really. But good guess

Exact same as mine minus the front plate

Owns a gold plated uzi

oiiii

Dips and listens to Johnny Rebel

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Cool guy

Drivers side isnt too bad, but the back drivers is fucked. Well work and a nice tear in it :(

XE-S, almost the same as this but has gunmetal colour alloys.

I have three cars though.

+ black roof on mine.

>likes ford

lmao

mine

Exact same as mine just got it last week too. I just couldn't justify dropping another 20k to get into an escalade

Exactly the same as mine, went to the bmw webpage and designed it in just 2 secs.

Refers to his car as "my jag"

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Like this but with different color inside.

r8 fgt

01 Defender slowly modding as the money comes

nigger, has grills on his teeth, has actually shot someone before. probably sells drugs to afford this vehicle.

>Error: Maximum file size allowed is 2 MB
faggot board

Also forgets his wallet every time you go to dinner. His keys spend more time in a bowl than on the ignition

This is how I locomote.

Didn't buy it myself. Got it for my 25th birthday 3 years ago.

Has definitely stood in front of the mirror with no shirt and a gun. Multiple occasions.

Golf Gti

As a black lies matters individual would refer to it:

Muh whip. The Fiesta ST

Is faggot loves MMF with his friends, because secretly loves feeling their dicks inside a women because not gay

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great taste. nuff said. would befriend.

First car, bough with cash, out of pocket.

edgy but knows his stuff
redneck

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do you guys got money yourself or your mommy bought you this?

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I'm
35yo lawyer, so not mom

I bought my BMW 530d for 25 000 from a collegue

e550 from 2009, bought it in 2010

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Haha, no I bought it myself, it's not that expensive lol

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From a shitty Fiat

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It's Australian you nigger

Exactly the same as this one

why do you drive a boat?

This is a CAR thread not a GOKART thread you fucking google.

two toyotas, nice

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Nice upgrade, fast little car. VW do great cars (that's mine)

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Pic from the internet but ROTARY BITCHES

inb4 file name, my fucking desktop is cluttered

:(

I also have a nissan?

(changed pic)

straya

>rotary
literally the stupidest engine ever made

aus?

cunt

2nd this

I work as a financial advisor for one of the top wealth/financial management groups this is me

I want... To know more about. this tiny German girl sitting on a dragon dildo analogy? Please explain.

Nice e30

Meh, mine

Looks sweet man nice color too! And definitely VW make really fun cars!

Wouldn't hesitate to buy another!

From the internet but this

Lady in her mid 40s

one of the funnest engines ever made mate, have you driven one? They're fucking beautiful

From internet but one of these

si

I Drive a '15 Clubsport with the 375 package, I didn't get the GTS because I dislike Supercharger whine on a daily driver, plus the 375 Package has an amazing tune on the gearbox as well that just makes it faster than I ever really needed anyway.

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Can't decide whether he wants to offroad or tentacle rape a Jap who can't figure out if she is 14 or 40

army officer, 24 wake up at 5 am get home around 7 pm

lmao

SE with tech package

Tempted to get mine tuned. It's the 170bhp diesel but they easily tune to 220bhp

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>bought the car brand new in '94
>still own it

>freshman in highschool
>dad signed the paperwork
>i paid the car payments and insurance
>only car I've ever owned
>car is 22 years old
>rebuilt the engine once
>transmission rebuild
>replaced the exhaust pipe three times, it likes to rust out

>getting ready to buy a tesla
>ever since Ive paid it off Ive been putting its monthly payments in a seperate savings plan

How do you like your rust?

That looks so weird to me, I'm used to the British ford escort (pic related, it's the 227bhp cosworth version)

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Do you find all your ncm drive mustangs mine do. Never really understood that

.... wow you live in mcgregor don't you..

>TFW Not enough Australians to appreciate your Super Sport.

That's the nice thing with VW as well, super easy to tune and get a fairly significant boost in hp.

For the gti, it's stock 200,with stage 1 you can get 250 :D

Yeah the British ford escort looks quite a bit better

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All ncos either buy a mustang, charger, or challenger

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Mine has a guard in the front tho. Other than that, rims and trim are the same.

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Thats mine

tfw the fastest thing in this thread is also probably the cheapest

if you live long enough to enjoy it...

I drive a (used) black 2005 Mercedes S-Class.

(This is a pic from the internet, not my actual car but it pretty much looks like this to a tee)

sorry about editing only one i have to hand

redtop ?

Size limit

Gsi? My first car was a mark 3 as well but the lowly 1.4 standard version, always wanted the gsi. I did see a conversion of one where they managed to get 20" rims on it!

faggot who doesnt love the 13b

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Yup

R8 Me

E21 BMW

20" are horror on a car like this

Not mine but same model/colour

I don't like that Gen. But your trips are great so 10/10 car buddy

Country bumpkin/southeast America

Soccer mom of 5. Or male who doesn't give a fuck about cars.

Cars are for pussies. Get a bike

T5 manual

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Sick E21 user, I built myself an M30B35 swapped E30.

Maybe the cheapest if you're talking brand new.. The 07 CBR 1000RR holds its value fairly well for a bike, I ended up paying $7500 for it a few years back (2013 I think it was)

I'm sure some of these cars cost a whole lot less than that...

But yeah, stupidly fast... 0-100(60mph) in 2.9s, 0-200(120mph) in 7.4s, low 10s 1/4 mile

Stock..

I still shit my pants every time I reef the throttle open

Doesn't help that it has zero electronic assists. One of the last pure riding experiences. No abs, wheelie and slide control, nothing...

2012 Ram 1500 Laramie Longhorn edition

Yeahhhh E30. Which engine user, 4 banger or straight 6?

Gotta go fast.

Did you really stroke a 302 to 317?

South West actually, originally from NY

gotta go reasonably fast. 2.4l V6

317 is the production number.

It was seriously modded to accomdate them, most of the arches had to be cut away

Ah.

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I'd post mine but it's a charger.
So you'll just call me a nigger.

Toss up between ricer and "hella flush" neither of which are jdm

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Gonna call you a nigger anyway, nigger

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Ah the fairhful 86

Named after its peak horse power

Nice. I've got an 04 cbr600 myself. It's quick enough for me. Thought about getting a liter bike but i dunno that I need/want more power. It's sketchy enough as it is, not factoring in other drivers who never fucking see you/Won't get off their cell phones.

Dailies his drifter, vapes, 28

Mine

Too good. They had to cut costs somewhere on the car, it could be a decent drifter though

Honestly I find myself dragging 12 year olds in their riders less and less because I'm 100% certain I'll destroy them.. Occasionally I play with an Aston Martin, M Power Beamer or AMG but it's the same story, a car length ahead before I'm out of 1st.. And that means more time to focus on morons

My biggest worry these days is the cops.. Stupidity of other drivers can be mitigated by defensive riding, you shouldn't find yourself in compromising situations in the first place

ML350

It's definitely an entry level sports car, no doubt.

A rear wheel drive like that is getting harder and harder to get at a reasonable price

i just wish they spent a little less time on R&D and used one of the many existing Toyota platforms that deliver significantly more power at a lower cost in order to produce what would have ultimately been a better car

What was wrong with the engines out of the old ST205 celicas for example? Why reinvent everything...

Actual car

son of dermatologist, 20 y.o., back to community college after failing out of party school and spending a gap year in rehab or house arrest

car was gift from dad after he was caught fucking the nurse and nasty divorce.

mom is still the practice manager, so shit's awkward as fuck with them. she got the house and drives a late model practical car.

you can't wait to live your own life and are too scared to make the first step

3s-GTE with a little refinement can create serious power in a small engine.. To be sure but I doubt they would pass emissions

Source: MR2 owner.

Wanna be friends?

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Not my car, from internet.

Same colour and model but I paid for sidesteps too.

2.5l petrol awd rav 4 gxl

internet pic

bought new

You like VWs but you're smarter than a VW buyer

you like football meat pies kangaroos and holden cars

Correct.
Also don't give a shit what 'my car says about me'

I like the style

you are a new age feminist and you hate harambe

>as well that just makes it faster than I ever really needed anyway
its never fast enough nerd

-1 for not going with the brilliant EcoDiesel engine. So I'd say a solid 7.

Op of the brz here. I love the car, my only complaint is the whp and torque but with some modification the car can be wicked fast

you double park and take the kids to school and sometimes drink and drive and fall asleep at the lights and hog the passing lane on the highway

or you like toyotas and corollas are slumming it

Lel what a cuck

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Uno mas.

Speaking of old Celicas, I'd be interested to see what would happen if Toyota dropped a 2GR and the 4WD from the Lex IS into an 86. Something of a spiritual successor for the old GT-Four. The engine must be light and sporty enough to work with if Lotus uses it for their cars.

Yeah except I take myself to school. 18 y/o

Taken off the internet but I have the same model

08 Impala SS

Kek

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Your jeep is for twinks and your bike says you're a wannabe biker.

This isnt my car but its my dream car

'08 Mazdaspeed 3

You need to dream bigger. That car is a piece of shit.

"I want to look cool but I'm broke as fuck"

I know but i nearly have enough money so ill be able to hopefully get it plus nice trips

my old car, still reked all the boy racers, not even gay kek

2014 Accord

My z3

BMW E46 330ci FL

How much money you got? I'll find you a better car that has an engine that can actually be worked on by most mechanics.

Right on brother

Hand washing an Accord. Why even bother?

I have 2000 yeah not alot but its what i have

thanks man

Even tho it's not the m3 I'm still fuckin jealous

$2000 to put down or $2000 total to spend?

jelous until you've driven an E46. technically theyre pretty good, but lack any real character

theres plenty of better sporty sedans around

only kids who drive 1.2 L corsa's lust after M3s

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